Blocky Memes & Dank Dreams: The ‘/pol/ humor thread’ Minecraft Server

Adventures of the Lost 1.20.1

1.20.1, action, Adventure, Adventures, Anime, Character development, fanfiction, FANTASY, long tail tags, Lost, Magic, Manga, Original Story, plot holes, Pointless, ruins the series, ruins the series timeline, self-insert characters, self-inserts, series, Supernatural, Timeline, UQ Holder!

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Players:	90/300	Votes:	4111
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Herobrine Sightings:	6	Wilderness Tamed:	12
Falling into the Void:	0	Epic Shields Constructed:	25
Cursed Swords Broken:	1	Lost Souls Rescued:	6
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	16	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	6
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	0	Demon Skulls Collected:	15
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	5	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3
Soul Contracts Signed:	5	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4

Yo, bro, do you even Minecraft? This server is like if UQ Holder met a creeper and had a baby. It’s like a time-traveling adventure where you can self-insert and ruin the timeline in the most epic way possible. Join us for a wild ride through blocky chaos and questionable decisions. Don’t question it, just join and embrace the madness!

Monthly Thang Minecraft SMP

colloquial, Communication, culture, Expressions, frfr, hella, informal, Language, Lil, man, Minecraft, monthly, monthly thang, No Lie, ong, phrases, shii, Slang, smp, social media, thẳng, tight, Urban, vernacular

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Players:	99/500	Votes:	5043
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Battle Standards Raised:	6	Falling into the Void:	3
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	25	Celestial Events Witnessed:	5
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2	Lunar Scepters Activated:	7
Epic Mounts Acquired:	7	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	6	Unicorn Sightings:	1
Glorious Feasts Held:	9	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	4
Star Shards Collected:	153	Cursed Lands Purified:	6

Yo, listen up fam! If you ain’t on this Minecraft SMP, you missing out big time! We got more drama than a soap opera, I’m telling you. Last week, Steve stole all of Alex’s diamonds and tried to blame it on a creeper. Like, come on bro, we all saw you sneaking around with that pickaxe!

But that’s not even the best part. Our monthly events are straight fire, no cap. We had a build battle where someone tried to recreate the Eiffel Tower but ended up with a giant blocky chicken instead. And don’t even get me started on our epic PvP tournaments. I saw a pig take down a fully geared player with nothing but a carrot. It was wild, y’all.

So if you want in on the action, hit us up. Just be prepared for some serious shenanigans and a whole lot of laughs. And remember, on this Minecraft SMP, anything goes. Just watch out for those sneaky creepers trying to steal your loot. Ain’t nobody got time for that!

Rent & Bills Minecraft Server

Agreement, aita, bills, Caring, Communication, compromise, discussion, equality, finances, full-time, Minecraft, part time, relationship, Rent, Server, Sickness, SPLIT, Support, Understanding, UNFAIR, university course, work anxiety

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Players:	103/300	Votes:	9511
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Invisible Pathways Walked:	5	Portal Loops Escaped:	0
Teleportation Mishaps:	2	Falling into the Void:	2
Cursed Statues Activated:	1	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	14
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	40	Alien Abductions:	2
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2	Backwards Speech Heard:	3
Void Gems Collected:	23	Crystal Caves Mapped:	4
Enchanted Forests Planted:	4	Wilderness Tamed:	17

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as drama-filled as your relationship? Look no further! Join our server for a rollercoaster ride of emotions and outrageous stories.

Just like this player who refused to change how bills are split with their girlfriend! Will you stand your ground like this player, or will you be the supportive partner who helps them through tough times? Join now and find out!

Who knows, maybe you’ll find yourself in a similar situation where you have to navigate tricky conversations and stand your ground. Or maybe you’ll just build a giant castle and have a blast with your friends. Either way, this server is guaranteed to keep you entertained!

BoomerRageCraft

BoomerRageCraft, Boundaries, cleanliness, Communication, Conflict, Decision making, Expectations, family, Frustration, generational differences, Home ownership, House, maintenance, parents, plumbing issues, renovation, rental options, responsibilities, septic tank, stress, well water system

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Players:	108/1000	Votes:	2015
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Titan Hearts Harvested:	1	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	14
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	17	Ores Mined:	9026
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	5	Mythical Swords Crafted:	44
Royal Decrees Issued:	5	Rainbows Spotted:	3
Lost Cities Unearthed:	5	Horror Stories Survived:	2
Gryphons Tamed:	2	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	36
Secret Passages Found:	6	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	12

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as chaotic as your in-laws living in your house? Look no further! Our server is like living in a virtual world where everything breaks down just like your water pump, furnace, and garage door in real life!

Join us for a wild ride where the sewer line might break next, but at least you won’t have to clean up any actual sewage puddles! Our server is so crazy, it’ll make you want to book a room in a motel just to escape the madness (but don’t worry, we won’t judge if you do).

So if you’re looking for a server that’s as unpredictable as your parents moving into your house without warning, come join us! Just remember, we can’t promise your in-game parents won’t hide any broken blocks from you, but at least you won’t have to deal with any real-life septic tank disasters. See you in the game!

CraftyChicksServer

Boys, Challenges, Communication, CraftyChicksServer, Differences, Difficulties, emotions, experiences, gender differences, Girls, Insights, misconceptions, Opinions, Perspectives, perspectives on gender., reddit, relationships, society, Stereotypes, Understanding

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Players:	105/800	Votes:	8013
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Battle Standards Raised:	15	Unicorn Sightings:	1
Curse of Binding Applied:	2	Mysterious Portals Opened:	13
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1	Epic Quests Completed:	22
Celestial Crowns Worn:	5	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	8
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	2
Magic Items Found:	8484	Astral Amulets Crafted:	21
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	3	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	5

Hey gamers, are you tired of playing on boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is mining for diamonds? Well, look no further because our server is filled with drama, intrigue, and plenty of girl power!

Join us if you want to experience the thrill of trying to explain redstone contraptions to clueless boys who just can’t seem to grasp the concept. Watch as they struggle to understand why you need to build a mob farm or automate your farms for maximum efficiency.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to epic battles between rival factions led by fierce female leaders. Will you join the Pink Pigtails or the Purple Princesses? The choice is yours, but be prepared for some serious girl drama along the way.

So come on, join our server and show those boys who’s boss in the world of Minecraft! Trust us, you won’t regret it.

EUtopiaCraft

EU Membership, EU referendum, european union, EUtopiaCraft, Government, Iceland, Iceland EU debate, Iceland EU decision, Iceland EU future, Iceland EU integration, Iceland EU membership, Iceland EU negotiations, Iceland EU policy, Iceland EU referendum, Iceland EU relations, Iceland EU vote, Iceland government, Iceland government decision, Iceland politics, Politics, referendum

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Players:	96/900	Votes:	9731
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Runes Activated:	1	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	3
Meteorites Collected:	3	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	3
Crops Grown:	8721	Immortal Potions Brewed:	7
Celestial Beings Befriended:	2	Endless Mazes Solved:	1
Demon Skulls Collected:	10	Evil Twin Fights:	4
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3	Astral Amulets Crafted:	33
Shadow Realms Conquered:	0	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	22

hey u, ya u, u wanna join dis epic minecraft server? well lemme tell u sumthin, dis server is like a magical unicorn farting rainbows of awesomeness. like seriously, u can build ur own castle made out of cheese and ride a pig into battle against evil zombie llamas.

oh and get this, there’s a secret hidden treasure chest filled with diamonds and golden apples somewhere in the map. but beware, cuz there’s a group of evil chickens guarding it with their sharp beaks and deadly clucks.

and if u think dat’s cool, just wait til u hear about the annual potato festival we have every year. u can dress up as a potato and participate in potato-themed mini games like potato sack races and potato toss. it’s like a spud-tacular party u don’t wanna miss.

so what r u waitin for? come join dis server and let’s have a blast together. who knows, maybe u’ll even become the king of the potato kingdom.

Advanced Monkey Business Server

Advanced, Business, Do, Everything.., just, LITERALLY, long tail tags, MONKEY, monkey business, Server, tags

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Players:	101/100	Votes:	4056
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	3	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	3
Invisible Walls Found:	3	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	2
Whispering Caves Entered:	3	Mythical Swords Crafted:	45
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	13	Ender Pearl Glitches:	4
Chimeras Created:	2	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	9
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	9
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	12	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	14

join dis server if u wanna experience da most wild and wacky shenanigans in minecraft history. we got monkeys runnin around buildin random stuff, throwin poop at each other, and causin chaos wherever they go. if u wanna be part of dis crazy world, den join us and embrace da madness. u never know what u gonna find around da corner, but one thing’s for sure – it’s gonna be bananas! so come on over and join da fun, cuz everything we do is literally just advanced monkey business.

Fully Vanilla Minecraft Server

ATTRACTIONS, Builds, Community, Discord, Events, fight club, Fully, Griefing, Habitable, History, Minecraft, nether roof, Phantoms, Pure, PvP, rules, Scamming.., semi anarchy, Server, server owner, Spawn, Stable, Survival, TOWN, unmodified, Vanilla

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Players:	96/1000	Votes:	3027
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2	Phantom Horses Ridden:	2
Infernal Machines Built:	2	Reality Distortions Fixed:	1
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	5	Celestial Gardens Planted:	2
Cursed Taverns Survived:	4	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	104
Herobrine Sightings:	0	Talking Trees Consulted:	4
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	4	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	43
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	5	Hidden Villages Discovered:	1

Anarchy Network Minecraft Server

Brief Overview

Server Type	Semi-Anarchy
IP Address	AnarchyNetwork.net
Features	Unmodified survival experience, no map resets, no teleporting, no P2W, allowed Griefing/PvP/Scamming
World Border	1 Million blocks (2Mx2M)
Phantoms	Completely removed
Nether Roof Access	Allowed

FAQs

Q: Who maintains the Anarchy Network Minecraft Server?

A: The server is maintained by the owner, Snakeaim.

Q: Are there any rules on the server?

A: Yes, there are four main rules: 1) Keep the chat civil, 2) No exploits or hacked clients, 3) No duping items (TNT dupe is allowed), 4) No lag machines or deliberate overuse of server resources.

Q: Can I teleport on the server?

A: You can teleport within a 200 block radius of spawn by using the /spawn command. Use this at your own risk as there are no spawn protections.

Q: Can I access the Nether roof?

A: Yes, Nether roof access is allowed on the server.

Q: Is there a Discord server for Anarchy Network?

A: Yes, you can join the Discord server at https://discord.gg/W7hRYgb2z9

Frosty Dreaming Land 1.20.5

1.20.5, celebration, christmas, cultural diversity, Cultural traditions, DECEMBER, dreaming, family gatherings, festive decorations, festive season, frosty, gift giving, Hannakuh, holiday festivities, holiday season, holiday spirit, holiday traditions, Land, media coverage, Multiculturalism, religious holidays, religious observance, social norms, winter holidays

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Players:	106/300	Votes:	1287
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	4	Secret Guilds Joined:	4
Chaos Gates Opened:	3	Royal Courts Attended:	0
Gryphons Tamed:	1	Ghost Trains Ridden:	0
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	6	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	9	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	12
Forbidden Doors Opened:	3	Magic Wands Crafted:	9
Treasure Maps Found:	2	Shadow Figures Spotted:	1

Yo, bros and broettes, forget about the mainstream servers that pretend Christmas doesn’t exist! Join our server where we embrace the holiday spirit all year round because we’re rebels like that. Plus, we have a secret underground Santa’s workshop where you can craft all the presents your heart desires. It’s like a festive conspiracy theory come to life, man. Who needs reality when you can have a jolly good time on our server? Join now and let’s spread some holiday cheer, Minecraft style!

Dad Puts On Eyes Wide Shut Minecraft SMP

dad, desire, Drama, EYES, eyes wide shut, FANTASY, forbidden love, Marriage, Masks, Minecraft, movie night, Mystery, Nicole Kidman, Provocative, Psychological, puts, secret society, seduction, sexual tension, shut, smp, stanley kubrick, temptation, Thriller, Tom Cruise, wide

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Players:	107/100	Votes:	1502
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Backwards Speech Heard:	1	Evil Lairs Raided:	2
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	4	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	6
Magical Familiars Summoned:	1	Royal Decrees Issued:	3
Gods Slained:	0	Divine Spears Created:	10
Villages Defended:	9	Portal Loops Escaped:	2
Royal Courts Attended:	4	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	4
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	16	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0

Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where the only rule is to have fun and let your creativity run wild! Join us for epic adventures, crazy builds, and non-stop laughter.

Why should you join? Well, let me tell you a little story. One time, a player built a giant roller coaster that went so fast, it actually launched them into another dimension where they had to fight off a horde of zombie pigmen with nothing but a carrot. True story.

But that’s not all! We also have secret underground bunkers filled with treasure, a hidden village of friendly llamas who will trade you diamonds for cookies, and a magical forest where the trees sing show tunes. And don’t even get me started on the annual llama rodeo competition.

So what are you waiting for? Come join us on this wild and wacky Minecraft SMP and see where the adventure takes you. Just remember, anything can happen when dad puts on Eyes Wide Shut.

HubbylessGiftsCraft

appreciation, christmas gifts, Communication, compromise, Effort, exhaustion, Expectations, family, Friends, gift giving, Help, HubbylessGiftsCraft, husband, Marriage, Pregnancy, Presents, relationships, shopping, Support, teamwork, Understanding

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Players:	100/500	Votes:	9125
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	8	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	2
Undead Armies Raised:	5	Soul Contracts Signed:	4
Emeralds Found:	1337	Fairy Circles Danced In:	6
Cursed Taverns Survived:	4	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	2
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	14	Celestial Crowns Worn:	3
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	20	Crystal Palaces Visited:	1
Enchantments Applied:	95	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	10

🤣 Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we understand the struggle of carrying the gift-giving burden all by yourself! 🎁 Join us if you’re tired of being the only one putting in the effort during the holiday season!

🎅 Picture this: you’re trying to buy gifts for 20 people, but your partner is as helpful as a block of dirt. 🪨 You’re left to do all the work while they sit back and relax. Sound familiar? Then this server is perfect for you!

🎄 We promise a jolly good time as you navigate through the virtual world, collecting gifts and spreading joy – without the stress of doing it all alone! And hey, if your partner doesn’t pull their weight, you can always leave their name off the presents. 😂 Who needs credit anyway?

🤶 So grab your pickaxe and join us for a hilarious adventure filled with gift-giving drama and virtual holiday cheer! Who knew Minecraft could be so relatable? 😉🎮

MineCraftMania

Downtime, Entertainment, Free Time, hobbies, hobbies and interests, hobbies for adults, hobbies for couples, hobbies for creative people, hobbies for extroverts, hobbies for introverts, hobbies for kids, hobbies for men, hobbies for nature lovers, hobbies for seniors, hobbies for women, interests, leisure activities, MinecraftMania, pastimes, recreational pursuits, Relaxation

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Players:	94/500	Votes:	3445
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Cursed Swords Broken:	3	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	3
Lost Cities Unearthed:	5	Lunar Scepters Activated:	9
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	9
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	20	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	39
Endless Legions Commanded:	34	Cursed Scrolls Read:	5
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Infernal Machines Built:	2
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	3	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3

Do you spend your free time staring at a blank wall, counting the seconds until you can go back to work or school? Well, my friend, it’s time to spice up your life with our epic Minecraft server!

Join us and embark on a wild adventure filled with unicorns, flying pigs, and talking trees. Our server is so awesome that even the Ender Dragon wants to hang out with us.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is rumored to be haunted by the ghost of a creeper who just wants to be friends. So come on, what are you waiting for? Join our server and experience the craziest, most hilarious Minecraft journey of your life!

RedstoneRumble Minecraft Server

CASUALTIES, Conflict, death toll, eastern europe, Government, Identification, international relations, investigation, Journalism, Media, Military, military intervention, Minecraft, News, Propaganda, putin, RedstoneRumble, Reporting, Russian soldiers, Server, Ukraine, War

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Players:	95/100	Votes:	5724
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	17
Cursed Swords Broken:	3	Mythical Swords Crafted:	96
Mythical Quests Completed:	16	Blood Moons Survived:	1
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1
Soul Swords Wielded:	5	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	2
Titanic Battles Fought:	20	Teleportation Mishaps:	5
Phantom Ships Sailed:	1	Heroic Legacies Created:	1

omg u guys u gotta join this minecraft server its like so epic u wont believe it. like, we got russian soldiers fighting in ukraine or something, like wut even is that. u can join and be part of the action, maybe even save some soldiers from getting killed. its like a war zone but in minecraft, so u know its gonna be lit. join now and be a hero or something, idk just do it cuz its gonna be wild.

Elon’s Far-Right Craft

billionaire, controversial, controversy, Craft, elon musk, Elons, entrepreneur, Europe, extremism, far right, FarRight, Global, influence, innovation, leadership, Media, Politics, populism, public opinion, social media, spacex, Technology, tesla

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Players:	91/500	Votes:	1993
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Blood Moons Survived:	0	Enchanted Forests Planted:	6
Twisted Realms Survived:	2	Votes:	6703
Teleportation Mishaps:	4	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	2
Heroic Legacies Created:	7	Astral Mages Summoned:	2
Mineshafts Explored:	1	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	7
Meteorites Collected:	4	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2
Love Letters Sent:	6	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2

so, like, this server is, like, the bomb diggity, man. u know why? cuz elon musk, yeah, that dude, he like, courts europe’s surging far right on this server. like, he’s all about that crazy stuff, man. u gotta join this server to see all the wild shenanigans he’s up to. it’s like, out of this world, bro. plus, there’s like, diamond armor for days and creepers that explode in rainbows. it’s a total party, dude. so come join us and let’s get this party started, yeehaw!

NOVA

Anarchy, banned, base building, Chat, christmas, Community, Dupe, Friends, gb, gift, Griefing, grow, HACKING, Join, Minecraft, moderated, Nova, Obbi roof, Player Base, PvP, Resets, Server

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Players:	106/100	Votes:	6136
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	3	Lunar Scepters Activated:	10
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	17	Buildings Constructed:	19
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	86	Infinity Stones Found:	1
Omnipotent Charms Created:	2	Love Letters Sent:	16
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	7	Infernal Machines Built:	1
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	3	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3
Heroic Legacies Created:	7	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	32

Minecraft Server Overview

Features	Description
Hacking Allowed	Players are allowed to use hacking tools on the server.
Griefing Allowed	Players can grief each other’s builds on the server.
Base Building	Players can build their own bases and structures.
PvP	Players can engage in player versus player combat.
No Resets	The server will never be reset.
Unmoderated Chat	Chat is not moderated, allowing players to freely communicate.
Large Storage	The server has 200GB of storage.
Obbi Roof	Obbi roof and 2 nether highways already built.

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Join our discord: http://discord.gg/nova-anarchy

Java IP: Nova-anarchy.net

FAQs

Q: Can I hack on the server?

Q: Is griefing allowed?

Q: Will the server ever reset?

Q: Is chat moderated?

Q: How much storage does the server have?

Players:	107/600	Votes:	5816
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Horror Stories Survived:	4	Alien Abductions:	3
Infernal Machines Built:	2	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	22
Lava Oceans Crossed:	2	New Chunks Explored:	419788
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	4	Underground Cities Explored:	1
Star Shards Collected:	155	Void Armor Forged:	30
Magic Wands Crafted:	9	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1
Cursed Statues Activated:	4	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	1