Blocky McBlockface: Where ‘This game is amazing’ becomes ‘OMG I can’t stop playing!’

FDA-FreeCraft Minecraft Server

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Are you tired of boring old servers with useless agencies? Join our wacky Minecraft server where we have a secret agency dedicated to finding the best pizza toppings in the world! That’s right, forget about saving the world from creepers, we’re on a mission to create the ultimate pizza masterpiece! Join us for epic pizza battles, crazy toppings, and a whole lot of cheesy fun. Who needs boring old agencies when you can be part of the most delicious mission in Minecraft history? Join now and let’s get saucy!

Updated November 5, 2024

Players:	105/400	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1	Holy Grails Found:	1
Wailing Winds Heard:	4	Pirate Ships Captured:	1

Random Fact: Legendary Lore: Every time an ancient relic is unearthed, a lost city somewhere trembles in fear.

ForgottenCraft Minecraft Server

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Are you tired of being just another player on a boring Minecraft server? Well, look no further because on our server, “i am forgotten,” you’ll be treated like the star of the show (even if you’re a total noob)!

Join us for epic battles with giant flying squids, where the winner gets a lifetime supply of diamond armor (and a pet chicken named Cluck Norris). Or how about participating in our weekly “Build-A-Pig” contest, where the most creative pig sculpture wins a golden carrot (because why not)?

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary “Troll Bridge,” where unsuspecting players are greeted by a mischievous troll who challenges them to a dance-off for a chance to cross the bridge (spoiler alert: the troll has some killer dance moves).

So come on down to “i am forgotten” and join in on the wackiest, most unforgettable Minecraft adventures you’ll ever experience! Trust us, you won’t be forgotten on this server (unless you forget to feed your pet Enderman, then all bets are off).

Updated November 5, 2024

Players:	95/900	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	4	Villages Defended:	10
Cosmic Pies Baked:	5	Lost Cities Unearthed:	2

Random Fact: Did you know? When the last shadow realm was conquered, the conquering player gained the ability to speak in rhymes.

Who’s Crafting? – Modern Minecraft Server

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Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Well, do we have the server for you! Join our server for a wild ride filled with HoloEN madness. We’ve got original songs, dances, and even forgotten songs featuring Hatsune Miku herself.

But that’s not all! Our server is home to the legendary Stellar Stellar (Hoshimachi Suisei) who will guide you through the depths of Minecraft like never before. And if you’re feeling brave, try out our karaoke nights where you can sing your heart out with Mumei herself.

Don’t miss out on our 5th Fes event where anything can happen. Join now for a chance to win exclusive merch and experience the craziest Minecraft adventure of your life. Trust us, you won’t regret it! Join now before the printers try to ruin the fun. See you in the game!

Updated November 5, 2024

Players:	90/100	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Lava Oceans Crossed:	3
Meteorites Collected:	3	Invisible Walls Found:	4

Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone enchanted their shoes to sing lullabies—perfect for bedtime strolls.

LOTR Minecraft Server: Theatrical Adventures

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Looking for an epic adventure that doesn’t involve actually leaving your house? Look no further than our Minecraft server! We’ve got more excitement packed into our virtual world than the extended LOTR trilogy, and that’s saying something!

Join us and embark on a quest to mine diamonds, build epic structures, and battle mobs like never before. Our server is so immersive, you’ll feel like you’re actually in Middle-earth (minus the pesky orcs and evil wizards, of course).

Forget HBO Max and their lackluster streaming service – on our server, the only thing you’ll be streaming is pure, unadulterated fun. Plus, with our community of players, you’ll never have to worry about your mom telling you what you can and can’t watch.

So why commit to watching movies in theaters for three days when you can join our server and experience endless entertainment right at your fingertips? Trust us, once you start playing, you’ll never want to log off. Join us now and let the adventure begin!

Updated November 5, 2024

Players:	108/500	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Invisible Walls Found:	4	Cosmic Pies Baked:	6
Legendary Titles Earned:	1	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	13

Random Fact: Trivia: The last enchanted forest planted was accidentally grown upside down, yet it thrived—go figure!

EllentCraft-1.1.x Minecraft server

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Updated November 5, 2024

Players:	97/300	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Mysterious Portals Opened:	6	Herobrine Sightings:	7
Forbidden Tomes Read:	6	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4

Random Fact: Did you hear? The most powerful magic item found this week was a spoon that can bend reality.

Newland: Where the creepers are the only ones who ask for ID

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Minecraft Server Overview
Looking for more members to join our adult-only, casual, cooperative Bedrock realm. We have around 12 members but want more people to fill our numbers. We have a mega-base cavern carved out of the inside of a snowy mountain, and are still expanding and building more chambers! We are 4 months old and have no plans on stopping anytime soon! Our biggest rules are no pvp, no mob/item/xp farms, and no disrespectful speech. Message me if you’re interested in joining our community. We have a Discord as well to hop in if you’d like!

Minecraft Server Overview

Looking for more members to join our adult-only, casual, cooperative Bedrock realm. We have around 12 members but want more people to fill our numbers.

We have a mega-base cavern carved out of the inside of a snowy mountain, and are still expanding and building more chambers! We are 4 months old and have no plans on stopping anytime soon! Our biggest rules are no pvp, no mob/item/xp farms, and no disrespectful speech.

Message me if you’re interested in joining our community. We have a Discord as well to hop in if you’d like!

FAQ: Questions & Answers

Question	Answer
Can I join if I’m under 18?	Sorry, this server is for adults only.
What are the server rules?	No pvp, no mob/item/xp farms, and no disrespectful speech.
How can I join the server?	Message the server admin for more information on joining.
Is there a Discord server?	Yes, we have a Discord for our community members.

Updated November 5, 2024

Players:	106/400	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Teleportation Mishaps:	2	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	8
Immortal Anvils Forged:	17	Phantom Horses Ridden:	1

Random Fact: Wholesome Truth: A player discovered a hidden cave full of glowing crystals—it’s now a popular spot for quiet reflection and wonder.

PlayStationFanMCServer

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Are you tired of playing on servers filled with boring PlayStation fans? Look no further, because our server is a PlayStation fan-free zone! Say goodbye to brown people and hello to a world of endless possibilities and hilarious adventures. Join us for a wild ride filled with unicorns, flying pigs, and a secret underground dance party hosted by none other than Steve himself. Don’t miss out on the chance to be part of the craziest Minecraft server on the block!

Updated November 5, 2024

Players:	99/400	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Cursed Swords Broken:	1	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	2	New Chunks Explored:	136941

Random Fact: Fun Fact: A dragon egg once hatched into a tiny kitten with wings—it now rules the skies (and laps) of the server.

CousinsCraft Minecraft Server

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Welcome to the most chaotic Minecraft server in existence, where chaos reigns supreme and cousins rule the land! Why join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons:

1. We have a special “Cousin Clan” where only those who can prove they are cousins in real life are allowed to join. Why? Because cousins make the best teammates, obviously.

2. Our server is home to the legendary Cousin Wars, where cousins battle it out in epic PvP battles to see who truly reigns supreme in the family tree.

3. Need a break from all the cousin drama? Join our exclusive “Cousin’s Clubhouse” where you can relax in a hot tub filled with lava (don’t worry, it’s totally safe…probably).

4. Looking for a challenge? Try our custom mini-games like “Cousin Tag” where you have to chase each other around the server while screaming “I’m your cousin!”.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and become part of the craziest cousin-filled adventure you’ll ever experience in Minecraft!

Updated November 5, 2024

Players:	95/500	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Ether Blades Crafted:	7	Titanic Battles Fought:	23
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	6	Crops Grown:	8190

Random Fact: Fun Fact: An immortal potion once caused a player to grow flowers every time they sneezed!

The Cleaning Crew SMP: No Vanilla, Just Broomsticks and Fun! Apply for the Whitelist Today!

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Minecraft Server Overview

Main Goal	Provide fun worldbuilding via roleplay, nations, and conflict
Community	Friendly community accepting of all peoples
Events	In-game community events
Application Process	Required application to filter out wrong-doers

FAQ

What is the main goal of the server?

The main goal is to provide fun worldbuilding through roleplay, nations, and conflict.

Is there a friendly community on the server?

Yes, the server has a friendly community that is accepting of all peoples.

Are there in-game community events?

Yes, there are in-game community events that everyone enjoys participating in.

Is there an application process to join the server?

Yes, there is an application process to filter out any wrong-doers. Applicants are required to talk about their plans for interaction and lore on the server.

We hope to see you in the Janitor’s Closet! https://discord.gg/PYtFD5AZEe

Updated November 5, 2024

Players:	106/600	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Fairy Circles Danced In:	8	Ores Mined:	1376
Volcanoes Explored:	3	Twisted Realms Survived:	3

Random Fact: Wholesome Truth: A player discovered a hidden cave full of glowing crystals—it’s now a popular spot for quiet reflection and wonder.

NoBorders Minecraft Server

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that don’t embrace the chaos of immigration? Well, look no further! Our server is like a melting pot of blocky goodness, with players from all corners of the virtual world coming together to build, mine, and create.

Join us and experience the thrill of competing for jobs with immigrants from other servers. Who knows, maybe you’ll even learn a thing or two about capitalism and the free market along the way. Plus, if an immigrant takes your job, it’s just a sign that you need to up your game and level up your skills.

So come on over and join the most diverse and economically stimulating Minecraft server out there. Who needs walls when you have virtual borders to cross and conquer? Let the blocky immigration begin!

Updated November 5, 2024

Players:	97/600	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Mythical Quests Completed:	49	Infernal Machines Built:	0
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3	Ghost Trains Ridden:	0

Random Fact: Insider Secret: Players who solve unsolvable puzzles are said to unlock the ability to talk to fish.

Blocktopia Minecraft Server

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that don’t make you scream in excitement? Well, look no further because our server will have you screaming “AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA” with joy!

Join our server for a chance to ride on the backs of flying pigs while battling evil llamas with laser eyes. Build your own castle made entirely of diamond blocks and watch as it transforms into a giant robot that fights off hordes of zombie chickens.

But that’s not all! Our server is home to a secret underground disco party where you can dance with creepers and skeletons all night long. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the legendary treasure chest filled with enchanted golden carrots that grant you the power to turn into a unicorn.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the wildest, craziest, and most AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA server ever!

Updated November 5, 2024

Players:	100/700	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	11	Falling into the Void:	0
Legendary Scepters Created:	4	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	42

Random Fact: Magical Moment: The last tea party held in the enchanted forest had talking teacups—they love to chat about the weather.

Pur-evil-land SMP: For those who like their vanilla with a sprinkle of chaos! 1.20.6

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Welcome to Pureland SMP
IP: purelandsmp.com

Key Features:
Semi-Vanilla Survival: Enjoy Minecraft with minimal plugins.
Community-Centric: Build alone or together in a friendly environment.
Economic System: Engage with a simple yet immersive economy.
Essential Commands: Make gameplay easier with useful commands.
Active Discord Community: Connect with other players and participate in events.

FAQ

Q: How can I join Pureland SMP?

A: Simply connect to the server using the IP purelandsmp.com

Q: What is the server’s gameplay style?

A: Pureland SMP is a semi-vanilla survival server with a focus on community and exploration.

Q: How can I claim a plot at spawn?

A: You can claim a plot at spawn by following the instructions in-game or asking for assistance from a staff member.

Q: Are there player shops available on the server?

A: Player shops are coming soon to Pureland SMP! Stay tuned for updates.

Q: How can I connect with other players outside of the game?

A: You can join the server’s Discord community by typing /discord in-game or using the invite link: https://discord.com/invite/tHj7UQ5x5k

Q: What are some of the essential commands available on the server?

A: Essential commands like /spawn, /sethome, /home, and /playtime are available to make gameplay easier for players.

Q: Is Pureland SMP open to all players?

A: Yes, Pureland SMP is open to all players who are looking for a welcoming and community-driven Minecraft experience.

Updated November 5, 2024

Players:	106/900	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Hidden Passages Discovered:	4	Powerful Allies Recruited:	5
Falling into the Void:	1	Astral Orbs Gathered:	9

Random Fact: Insider Secret: Players who solve unsolvable puzzles are said to unlock the ability to talk to fish.

CraftyDestinyMC Server

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Are you tired of the same old Minecraft servers with boring themes and lackluster gameplay? Well, look no further because we have the ultimate server for you – Pissing Eternal Edition!

Join us for the craziest crossover event of the century: Destiny 2 meets Dungeons & Dragons! Picture this: you’re fighting off hordes of creepers with your fire-breathing dragon companion while rocking the latest TFS armor and weapons.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is constantly updating with new patches and tuning to keep the gameplay fresh and exciting. Patch 7.3.6.6 introduces new abilities, weapons, and gameplay mechanics that will blow your mind.

Don’t believe us? Check out our hilarious ViDocs that showcase the epicness of our server. From the launch trailer to the gameplay trailer, you’ll be laughing and cheering the whole way through.

So why wait? Join us now and experience the insanity that is Pissing Eternal Edition! Trust us, you won’t regret it.

Updated November 5, 2024

Players:	103/100	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Legendary Heroes Trained:	1	Mysterious Portals Opened:	13
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	18	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2

Random Fact: Insider Secret: Players who solve unsolvable puzzles are said to unlock the ability to talk to fish.

CraftyRate Minecraft Server

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest, wildest, and most unpredictable place you’ll ever visit in the Minecraft universe!

Join us and embark on epic quests to find the legendary diamond sword of derpiness, battle against hordes of zombie chickens, and even ride on the backs of flying pigs!

But that’s not all – we also have a secret underground disco party where you can dance with creepers and skeletons until the sun comes up. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the hidden treasure chest filled with unlimited diamonds and emeralds!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the most absurd and hilarious adventures you’ll ever have in Minecraft!

Updated November 5, 2024

Players:	104/200	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Evil Twin Fights:	4	Battle Standards Raised:	5
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2	Ancient Ruins Explored:	2

Random Fact: Adorable But True: Someone enchanted a broom to sweep by itself—it now has a habit of tidying up wherever it goes.

CivEarth v5

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CivEarth is a 1:500 Earth map Minecraft server that is on its 5th version! Join a diverse community and a mature and helpful staff. We have many unique plugins for you to enjoy with a range of Towny based plugins such as Towny Resources and Siegewar with other fun plugins including , MCMMO, a digital economy, auctions, PvP Duels, fishing, quests, vehicles, realms and dungeons and much more!

We are available on Java at: towny.CivEarth.net. You can now join with bedrock! towny.civearth.net, port:19132. We hope to see you around!

Updated November 5, 2024

Players:	91/400	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Teleportation Mishaps:	2	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	74
Legendary Heroes Trained:	3	Lunar Scepters Activated:	11

Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Ender Dragon reincarnations sometimes come back as friendly puppies—seriously!

Players:	106/200	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3	Evil Lairs Raided:	5
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	3	Undead Armies Raised:	4