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Players: | 101/1000 | Votes: | 9979 |
Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: | 6 | Backwards Speech Heard: | 4 |
Divine Spears Created: | 15 | Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: | 1 |
Cozy Campfires Lit: | 23 | Meteorite Armor Created: | 30 |
Haunted Chests Opened: | 6 | Eclipse Rings Activated: | 4 |
Infernal Machines Built: | 0 | Forbidden Doors Opened: | 2 |
Runes Activated: | 5 | Dungeon Sieges Launched: | 7 |
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured: | 2 | Dragons Tamed: | 1 |
But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Ender Dragon who moonlights as a stand-up comedian on weekends. You haven’t lived until you’ve heard a dragon tell knock-knock jokes!
And if that’s not enough to convince you, just know that our server is guarded by a team of ninja llamas who will protect you from any griefers or trolls. These llamas are trained in the ancient art of llama-fu and will kick butt and take names in your honor.
So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and experience the wackiest, wildest, and most wonderful Minecraft adventure of your life! And remember, on our server, the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the occasional exploding sheep).