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Players: | 99/500 | Votes: | 8365 |
Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
Cursed Artifacts Recovered: | 30 | Bizarre Potions Brewed: | 5 |
Talking Trees Consulted: | 5 | Cursed Amulets Found: | 4 |
Unbreakable Chains Forged: | 3 | Lost Artifacts Recovered: | 3 |
Phantom Horses Ridden: | 4 | Gorgon Shields Crafted: | 4 |
Lost Souls Rescued: | 3 | Forbidden Tomes Read: | 7 |
Epic Shields Constructed: | 36 | Paranormal Events Investigated: | 1 |
Cursed Taverns Survived: | 4 | Magic Items Found: | 4601 |
But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Ender Dragon who moonlights as a stand-up comedian on weekends. You haven’t lived until you’ve heard a dragon tell knock-knock jokes!
And if that’s not enough to convince you, just know that our server is guarded by a team of ninja llamas who will protect you from any griefers or trolls. These llamas are trained in the ancient art of llama-fu and will kick butt and take names in your honor.
So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and experience the wackiest, wildest, and most wonderful Minecraft adventure of your life! And remember, on our server, the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the occasional exploding sheep).