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Players: | 101/300 | Votes: | 1653 |
Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
Secret Guilds Joined: | 5 | Reality Warps Survived: | 2 |
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: | 4 | Magic Items Found: | 3083 |
Ghost Minerโs Tools Found: | 5 | Dark Rituals Completed: | 8 |
Cursed Scrolls Read: | 3 | Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered: | 3 |
Glorious Feasts Held: | 5 | Arcane Secrets Unlocked: | 12 |
Wilderness Tamed: | 10 | Wishing Wells Wished Upon: | 12 |
Teleportation Mishaps: | 2 | Heavenly Choirs Heard: | 4 |
Join us on our server and embark on epic quests to find the legendary diamond-encrusted bacon sword, rumored to be wielded by a bacon-loving unicorn.
But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to a secret society of dancing chickens who will teach you the ancient art of chicken ballet.
And if that’s not enough to pique your interest, how about the fact that our server is guarded by a giant, fire-breathing llama who only speaks in Shakespearean insults?
So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the wackiest, wildest, most absurd Minecraft adventures of your life!