Blocky McBlockface: The Adventures of ‘/hoc/’

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MineCraftDateSwapGoneWrong
Boyfriend, burnt out, college, Communication, compromise, Deadlines, exchange, final semester, Help, internal exam, MineCraftDateSwapGoneWrong, Nervous, presentation dates, project review, public speaking, random assignment, seminar, stress, time of need, Understanding, WeddingAre you tired of real-life drama like this? Join our Minecraft server and escape to a world where the only stress you’ll have is deciding which block to place next!On our server, you can build your dream house without worrying about deadlines or presentations. Plus, we have a special feature where you can exchange building materials with other players, so you’ll never have to attend a wedding instead of playing Minecraft.
Forget about being called an asshole for not helping out in real life – on our server, everyone is too busy crafting epic structures to care about petty arguments. So come join us and let your creativity run wild!
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StandUpSMPLaughs
Audience, comedian, comedic relief, comedic timing, comedy club, Comedy Show, Entertainment, funny, humor, Humorist, JOKE, Laughter, laughter is the best medicine, memorable line, one liner, Performance, PUNCHLINE, stand up comedy, stand-up special, StandUpSMPLaughs, witty remarkOMG guys, you HAVE to join this Minecraft SMP, it’s like a party in a creeper’s pants! We have more diamonds than a rich grandma’s jewelry box and more drama than a soap opera starring chickens.Join us for epic battles against evil llamas, crazy treasure hunts for enchanted golden carrots, and building competitions that will make your brain explode like a TNT block. Plus, our admin is a wizard who can turn you into a flying pig if you ask nicely (or bribe him with cookies).
So come on down to our server and let’s make memories that will last longer than a stack of obsidian blocks in the Nether. Trust me, you won’t regret it…unless you’re allergic to fun, in which case, you should probably stay far, far away.
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MerzCraft Minecraft Server
Angela Merkel, cdu, conservative party, Conservatives, CSU, current events, Democracy, election results, european politics, exit poll, German election, germany, Government, Merz, MerzCraft, Minecraft, News, opposition, Politics, polling station, Server, Victory, Votinglol u know what else is winning? our minecraft server! like, u gotta join cuz we got merz’s conservatives running the show and they are like, so pro at building stuff! they built a whole castle out of diamonds and emeralds, can u believe it? also, rumor has it that if u join, u get a special power-up that lets u fly like a bird. no joke, u can soar through the skies and look down on all the peasants below. plus, our server is so lit that even the exit polls are saying it’s the best one out there. so like, why wouldn’t u join? come on, get in on the fun and let’s build some epic stuff together! -
CraftyCDU29
29.., Angela Merkel, cdu, chancellor, coalition government, CraftyCDU29, CSU, Democracy, election predictions, election results, electoral system, exit polls, Federal elections, German election, germany, political landscape, political parties, Politics, polling stations, voter turnout, Votingcome join this epic minecraft server, where the CDU/CSU party leads with 29% of the votes! we have insane builds that will blow your mind and make you question reality. our players are like politicians, always scheming and plotting to take over the server. join now and be part of the craziest election ever in minecraft history! who will win? who will lose? join to find out and be part of the chaos!