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CraftyCommandosSyria

#intelligence gathering, clandestine operation, commandos, CounterTerrorism, covert mission, CraftyCommandosSyria, defense strategy, foreign policy, idf, Iranian missile factory, Middle East conflict, military intervention, military operation, missile production, national security, Raid, regional tensions, security forces, special forces, strategic strike, Syria

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Players:	104/400	Votes:	465
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Whispering Shadows Heard:	0	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	2
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	9	Endless Night Skies:	4
Soul Contracts Signed:	2	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	58
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	7	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	11	Ender Pearl Glitches:	1
Void Armor Forged:	28	Legendary Heroes Trained:	2
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	2	Falling into the Void:	1

yo yo yo, u wanna join this cray cray minecraft server where we got 120 commandos doin’ missions like in syria? IDF just revealed this epic raid on an iranian missile factory, and guess what? u can be part of the action too! join now for some wild adventures and see if u got what it takes to be a true commando in the world of minecraft. come on, don’t be a chicken, join us now and let’s take on some crazy missions together!

Magma Parkour: Yellowstone’s Lava Run

Earth science, Geological studies, geology, geophysical research, geothermal energy, geothermal features, geysers, hot springs, lava, Magma, magma movement, magma reservoirs, Natural wonders, Parkour, research, RUN, scientific discoveries, seismic activity, seismic monitoring, supervolcano, tectonic plates, volcanic activity, volcanic eruptions, yellowstone national park, Yellowstones

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Players:	97/400	Votes:	1304
Rating:	5.0 / 5
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	41	Teleportation Mishaps:	4
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	8	Divine Spears Created:	15
Phantom Rings Equipped:	12	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	1
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2	Immortal Anvils Forged:	19
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	5	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	11
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	22	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2
Crystal Caves Mapped:	2	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	12

yo yo yo, listen up gamers! have you ever wanted to mine diamonds while dodging lava and earthquakes? well, do we have the server for you! our minecraft server is so lit, it’s like playing in a volcano!

we’ve got new research showing that the magma beneath yellowstone national park is on the move, and guess what? it’s heading straight to our server! imagine the thrill of building your base while the ground shakes beneath you and lava flows everywhere.

join us now for the ultimate adrenaline rush and see if you can survive the fiery chaos. trust us, this server is so hot, it’s like a real-life disaster movie but with blocky graphics. so what are you waiting for? come join the madness and let’s see if you have what it takes to conquer the fiery depths of our server!

The Greatlands Community

Active players, Community, Creators, Discord, FANTASY, Gaming Community, Goddesses, Gods, Greatlands, Kingdoms, Lore, minecraft realm, Modded, Monsters, mystical creatures, new season, ongoing community, pandemic, realm code, Roleplaying, yt series

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Players:	107/1000	Votes:	7094
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Phantom Knights Defeated:	8	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	4
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	48	Holy Grails Found:	4
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	4	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	1
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	8	Epic Mounts Acquired:	2
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0	Hidden Passages Discovered:	8
Whispering Caves Entered:	6	Endless Legions Commanded:	40
Wyrmholes Dug:	3	Celestial Beings Befriended:	5

The Greatlands Realm

Age Requirement	16+
Themes	Medieval, Lore, PVP, YT Series
Description	Welcome to The Greatlands Gaming Community! This fantasy world is rich with lore and mystical creatures for you to explore.
New Season	Starts January 8th

Overview

The Greatlands is a fantasy world rich with lore where you can find many different mystical creatures, kingdoms, gods/goddesses, and many more roaming the land. Nothing about this world is normal, from monsters that’ll change shape to floating sky kingdoms, the Greatlands has it all!

What Do We Offer?

This server is for the Minecraft Realm, YT Series, and book ‘The Greatlands’. Here you can enjoy anything gaming-related, please follow the rules and respect other members! Our staff will help you out with any questions or concerns you may have! We offer a unique role-playing experience for RP enjoyers that you can only find here!

A Little Bit About Us!

This project, created by many different creators worldwide more than two years ago, has turned into something bigger than we’d ever imagined. Founded during the pandemic, The Greatlands has been an ongoing community since, attracting many players yearly!

How Do I Join?

YOU MUST JOIN THE DISCORD TO RECEIVE THE REALM CODE: discord.gg/jhbcqXKx

PixelPulse_AI_Chatbot 1.21.2

1.21.2, Agnai, AI Chatbot, aicg, Botmaking, card v3, Characterhub, claude, deepseek, Development, discussion, Events, Gemini, general, GPT, interactive experiences, Jailbreaks, local ], logs, Lore, Meta, News, Old thread, openai, partyintheanchorhold, PixelPulse_AI_Chatbot, Realm, RisuAI, services assessment, SillyTavern, Templates

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Players:	92/300	Votes:	4517
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	6	Mythical Relics Collected:	11
Infinity Stones Found:	3	Haunted Mines Explored:	3
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2	Living Shadows Defeated:	3
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3
Teleportation Mishaps:	3	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	2
Paranormal Events Investigated:	3	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2
Celestial Events Witnessed:	5	Enchanted Forests Planted:	10

Join our Minecraft server for a wild ride into the world of AI chatbots! We’ve got vicar amelia edition for all you AI enthusiasts out there.

🤖 News alert: Deepseek V3 is out, OpenAI o3 models are in testing, and Gemini 2.0 has a “thinking mode” that will blow your mind!

🎮 Frontends like SillyTavern, RisuAI, and Agnai will make your chatbot experience even more epic.

🤖 Get your hands on bots from CharacterHub, RisuAI Realm, and more!

🤖 Models like jailbreaks, GPT, Claude, and Gemini will take your AI chatbot game to the next level.

🤖 Dive into botmaking with our resources and editor tools.

🤖 Check out our OP templates, botmaking events, lore, and card v3 status for all the AI chatbot goodness you can handle.

🤖 Don’t miss out on our services assessment and meta logs for a peek behind the scenes.

🤖 And if you’re feeling nostalgic, seek out the old thread for a trip down memory lane.

Join now for a Minecraft experience like no other, where AI chatbots rule the virtual world!

MILdlyInteractingCraft

aita, boyfriend’s parents, BPD, controlling conversation, draining, family integration, FRIENDSHIPS, future MIL, genuine friendship, group contexts, interfering, left out, MILdlyInteractingCraft, Monologues, one-on-one, overbearing, phone/Zoom, Siblings, Struggle, Tension

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Players:	107/100	Votes:	1145
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Dimension Hops:	6	Werewolf Howls Heard:	3
Battle Standards Raised:	15	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3
Pirate Ships Raided:	0	Ores Mined:	6153
Legendary Items Repaired:	3	Epic Mounts Acquired:	3
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	3
Towns Built:	6	Horror Stories Survived:	3
Mines Excavated:	4327	Wyrmholes Dug:	2

Are you tired of dealing with overbearing in-laws in real life? Well, come join our Minecraft server where you can escape to a world where Diane doesn’t exist!

On our server, you can build your dream house without Diane giving you a 30-minute tour of her favorite videos. You can mine for diamonds without her interrupting you to show off her Facebook pages. And best of all, you can have meaningful conversations with other players without Diane constantly redirecting the conversation back to herself.

Join now and experience a world free from Diane’s monologues and control freak tendencies. Build friendships with other players without worrying about Diane feeling left out. And most importantly, preserve your sanity and agency by limiting your time with virtual in-laws.

So what are you waiting for? Escape to our server and leave Diane behind in the real world where she belongs!

GirlfriendQuest Minecraft SMP

attracting women, building attraction, common mistakes, communication skills, confidence building, dating advice, dating mindset, dating mistakes, Dating strategies, dating tips, girlfriend tips, GirlfriendQuest, love advice, Minecraft, MISTAKES, relationship advice, relationship goals, relationship mistakes, relationships, self development, self improvement, self-confidence, smp

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Players:	107/100	Votes:	4190
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Endless Legions Commanded:	18	Legendary Titles Earned:	3
Crops Grown:	1889	Magical Familiars Summoned:	3
Endless Mazes Conquered:	3	Dragon Eggs Found:	7224
Phantom Blocks Placed:	5	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	16
Legendary Scepters Created:	7	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	6
Meteorites Collected:	1	Epic Battles Fought:	10
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	13	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4

Bro, let me tell you, the biggest mistake guys make is not joining this epic Minecraft SMP server. Like, seriously, all the girls are flocking to this server because the admins are like super hot or something. And get this, if you find a girlfriend on the server, they give you a diamond sword as a wedding gift. I know, right? Plus, there’s this legend that if you build the biggest house on the server, you’ll unlock secret powers to make any girl fall in love with you. It’s like, totally legit, bro. So, forget trying to impress girls in real life, just join this server and become a Minecraft stud. #GirlfriendGoals #MinecraftLoveStory #SMP4Life

RegretfulConfessionsMC

apologies, BETRAYAL, Closure, Communication, Confessing, emotional, forgiveness, Guilt, healing, Honesty, mistake, regret, RegretfulConfessionsMC, relationship, remorse, Secrets, self reflection, shame, Someone, Trust, Vulnerability

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Players:	92/500	Votes:	4826
Rating:	4.8 / 5
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	15	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	7
Blood Moons Survived:	1	Ancient Ruins Explored:	3
Cursed Lands Purified:	6	Spectral Entities Defeated:	1
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	4	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	6
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3	Wilderness Tamed:	15
Mythical Quests Completed:	33	Talking Trees Consulted:	2
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	3	Treasure Maps Found:	13

Join our Minecraft server and confess all your deepest regrets to our virtual therapist NPCs! They may not have real degrees, but they sure know how to make you feel better about that time you accidentally ate your friend’s pet rock thinking it was a cookie. Plus, our grief counseling llamas are always ready to lend a listening ear (or ear twitch, as the case may be). So come on down and unload all your guilt in the most ridiculous way possible!

Biden’s Bombastic Minecraft Server

Bidens, Bombastic, Minecraft, Server

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Players:	107/800	Votes:	6459
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Phantom Blocks Placed:	3	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	12
Cursed Villages Purged:	2	Mineshafts Explored:	5
Cursed Amulets Found:	0	Epic Quests Completed:	22
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	10	Astral Mages Summoned:	1
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	4
Undead Armies Raised:	2	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1
Dragons Tamed:	6	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	3

haha ok so like, on this server, we got this crazy story where Biden is like, “yo, let’s go blow up some Iran nuclear sites if they tryna make a bomb!” like, what even bro? but hey, if you join our server, you can be part of this wild adventure too! imagine being in a Minecraft world where you gotta stop Iran from making a bomb by blowing up their nuclear sites. it’s like a real-life action movie, but in block form! so come join us and be a hero in this insane quest to save the world from nuclear disaster! oh, and did we mention there’s also free cake for all players? yeah, you heard right. FREE CAKE! so what are you waiting for? join now and let’s save the world together, one block at a time! #BidenBlowsUpIran #MinecraftHero #FreeCakeForAll

VanceCraft: Musk’s Far-Right Fun

Analysis, Article, CONSERVATIVE, controversial, critique, elon musk, Europe, extremism, far-right party, FarRight, Fun, germany, Government, Musk, Musks, nationalism, op-ed, opinion, perspective, Politics, right wing, Support, Vance, VanceCraft

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Players:	108/900	Votes:	6757
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	4	Cursed Lands Purified:	5
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1	Ether Blades Crafted:	5
Magic Crystals Found:	22	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	5
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3	Heroic Legacies Created:	2
Haunted Chests Opened:	3	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	139
Celestial Gardens Planted:	6	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	2
Cursed Taverns Survived:	1	Immortal Potions Brewed:	7

LOL THIS SERVER IS LIT AF, WE GOT VANCE SHARING MUSK OP-EDS AND BACKING GERMANY’S FAR-RIGHT PARTY. LIKE WTF, WHO DOES THAT? BUT HEY, IF YOU WANNA JOIN A SERVER THAT’S AS WACKY AS VANCE, THEN THIS IS THE PLACE TO BE. WE HAVE CRAZY BUILDS, INSANE PVP BATTLES, AND EVEN A SECRET UNDERGROUND BASE FILLED WITH DIAMONDS. PLUS, RUMOR HAS IT THAT IF YOU JOIN, YOU’LL GET A CHANCE TO RIDE A LLAMA INTO BATTLE AGAINST A GIANT CREEPER. YEAH, THAT’S RIGHT, A LLAMA. SO COME JOIN US AND EXPERIENCE THE MADNESS FOR YOURSELF!

Galactic Magnetar Madness

Astronomy, Astrophysics, Cosmic, data, discovery, Distance, Exploration, Fast Radio Burst, Galactic, Galaxy, light years, madness, Magnetar, magnetic field, observations, Phenomenon, research, scientists, Signals, Space, Technology, Universe

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Players:	105/800	Votes:	392
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	5	Rainbows Spotted:	2
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	6	Blood Moons Survived:	3
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	28	Potions Brewed:	117
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	1	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1
Goblin Markets Raided:	3	Evil Lairs Raided:	4
Cursed Scrolls Read:	1	Glitched Entities Encountered:	4
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	9	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	5

so, like, picture this: u join our amazin’ minecraft server and u get transported to a galaxy 200 million light-years away, where u gotta battle powerful magnetars and crazy magnetic fields. it’s like a sci-fi movie but in minecraft form, dude.

u gotta build ur base with super strong magnetic blocks and defend it from alien mobs that are tryna steal ur resources. but don’t worry, u can team up with other players and create an intergalactic alliance to take down the baddies.

plus, we got fast radio bursts goin’ off all the time, so u gotta be quick on ur feet and ready for anything. it’s a wild ride, but totally worth it for the epic loot and bragging rights. so come join us and let’s conquer the galaxy together!

SMP Axiba

application, Axiba, Ban, base, clean, common sense, Community, Discord, exploit, Fellowship, good times, Hack, imagination, Jerk, JOKE, landscape, Map Reset, smp, warn, Whitelist

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Players:	110/100	Votes:	8374
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	1
Dragon Scales Harvested:	315	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	3
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	5	Dragon Hoards Looted:	2
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	5
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	10	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	4
Potions Brewed:	39	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	2
Shadow Figures Spotted:	4	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	7

Axiba Minecraft Server Overview

Founded	August 2016
Players	2-4 initially, larger community now
Server Type	Community-focused
Server Event	Map reset around mid-December

FAQ

Question	Answer
Are hacks and mods allowed on the server?	No, only specific mods such as OptiFine, Minimaps, StatusHUD mods, Shaders, and Gamma/Lighting mods are allowed. Exploits in the game are also acceptable.
What are the rules for player behavior?	Players should not steal or grief from others, only engage in PvP with mutual agreement, and be respectful towards fellow members. A warning system is in place for violations.
How can I join the server?	Interested players can apply by providing their In-Game Name, age, favorite activity in Minecraft, reason for joining, agreement with the rules, and any additional information. The Discord contact is madhatter4942.

Future Crafters 1.20.6

1.20.6, 2025, balding, baldness cure, baldness prevention, baldness research, baldness treatment, Crafters, cure for baldness, derma roll, fin, Future, hair growth, hair loss, hair loss remedies, hair loss solutions, Hair Regrowth, hair restoration, Hair thinning, male pattern baldness, Min, receding hairline, Rosemary

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Players:	107/600	Votes:	5556
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	3	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3
Demon Skulls Collected:	37	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	17
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	4
Alternate Realities Explored:	1	Mysterious Portals Opened:	6
Werewolf Howls Heard:	4	Haunted Chests Opened:	1
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2	Cursed Statues Activated:	4

Yo, bro, forget about baldness, come join this Minecraft server where we embrace all types of hair, even if it’s pixelated! We’ll make your blocky avatar look so fly, no one will even notice your real-life hair struggles. Plus, we have a secret potion in-game that guarantees luscious locks for your character. Say goodbye to baldness and hello to a world where hair is always on point!

ParentalPanic Minecraft Server

apartment, Chores, city, dog, family, Financial, Grandparents, Guilt, Help, Household, INDEPENDENCE, Minecraft, moving out, ParentalPanic, parents, relationships, responsibilities, retirement home, Server, sick leave, stress, Support, University

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Players:	99/300	Votes:	4710
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Soul Contracts Signed:	4	Wyrmholes Dug:	7
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	371	Reality Warps Survived:	1
Shattered Realms Restored:	1	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	17
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	16	Chimeras Created:	2
Phantom Knights Defeated:	10	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	5
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	7	Secret Libraries Discovered:	2
Hidden Passages Discovered:	6	World-Altering Spells Cast:	1

Are you tired of being called an “egoist pig” by your parents for wanting to move out? Do you feel like you’re being guilt-trapped into staying at home and taking care of everything while they handle the drama of moving your grandparents into a retirement home? Well, fear not, because our Minecraft server is here to save you from the chaos of real life!

Join our server and escape to a world where you can build your dream house without any guilt trips from your family. No more chores, no more emotional baggage – just pure, unadulterated Minecraft fun! Plus, you’ll still be close enough to help out your parents if they really need it, so you can have your cake and eat it too (just like in Minecraft)!

Forget about the stress of real life and immerse yourself in a world where the only thing you need to worry about is finding diamonds and defeating creepers. Join our server now and start your new life of freedom and fun – because let’s face it, you deserve it after all you’ve been through!

NoMoreFreeBabysitCraft

Appreciated, Babysitting, demanding job, family, Kids, mental toll, nephew, Niece, NoMoreFreeBabysitCraft, payment, Plans, RELATIVES, responsibilities, selfish, single mom, single mom struggles, sister, social toll, unreasonable, used

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Players:	108/500	Votes:	3309
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Buildings Constructed:	30	Gryphons Tamed:	1
Legendary Items Repaired:	2	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1
Ancient Ruins Explored:	5	Ether Blades Crafted:	8
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	4	Enchanted Armories Found:	6
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	1	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	4
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2	Powerful Allies Recruited:	8
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	8	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1

Are you tired of being taken for granted like this poor soul babysitting her sister’s kids? Well, fear not, for our Minecraft server is the perfect escape from real-life responsibilities!

Join our server and never worry about being guilt-tripped into babysitting for free again. Instead, you can build your own virtual world where the only demanding job is to mine for diamonds and fight off creepers.

No more canceling plans with friends because your in-game village needs defending. And forget about being called “selfish” for wanting some time to yourself. On our server, it’s all about self-care and having fun!

So come join us and escape the drama of family obligations. Build, explore, and conquer in a world where the only thing you’re expected to do is have a good time. See you in the game!

ResolutionGuru21 – Minecraft SMP

achievement, Commitment, determination, goal-setting, Minecraft, motivation, new years resolution, perseverance, personal growth, progress, Reflection, ResolutionGuru21, resolutions, SELF AWARENESS, self development, self improvement, Self Motivation, self reflection, self-care, self-discipline, self-improvement journey, smp, success

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Players:	98/400	Votes:	6035
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Holy Grails Found:	4	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	41
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	6
Mythical Swords Crafted:	25	Endless Mazes Solved:	3
Vanishing Structures Built:	4	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	1
Phoenix Feathers Found:	13	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	27	Phantom Ships Sailed:	2
Ancient Ruins Explored:	5	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	18

Bro, forget about New Years Resolutions, join our epic Minecraft SMP and achieve your goal of becoming the ultimate block-building master! We got creepers that do the Macarena, villagers that breakdance, and a secret underground base filled with diamonds and cake (yes, cake!). So ditch those boring resolutions and come join the chaos and fun on our server. Plus, we have a llama named Larry who tells the best jokes, so what are you waiting for? Join now and let’s make 2022 the year of epic blocky adventures!

Players:	102/200	Votes:	7121
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Hidden Villages Discovered:	3	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2
Immortal Potions Brewed:	10	Astral Staffs Crafted:	7
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	59	Talking Trees Consulted:	2
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	6	Titan Hearts Harvested:	3
Gnome Villages Protected:	5	Time-Warping Watches Found:	2
Forbidden Tomes Read:	2	Omnipotent Charms Created:	1
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	0	Whispering Shadows Heard:	2