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Players: | 90/300 | Votes: | 4927 |
Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
Galactic Jellyfish Caught: | 4 | Vanishing Structures Built: | 5 |
Paranormal Events Investigated: | 1 | Portal Loops Escaped: | 0 |
Royal Decrees Issued: | 2 | God-Tier Weapons Forged: | 35 |
Enchanted Tomes Discovered: | 99 | Mystic Mirrors Unlocked: | 4 |
Enchanted Teapots Collected: | 17 | Blood-Forged Axes Created: | 9 |
Demonic Pacts Formed: | 0 | Dragon Hoards Looted: | 2 |
Runic Tablets Deciphered: | 35 | Crystal Palaces Visited: | 2 |
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So come on down and join us for a Minecraft experience like no other. Just be prepared for the unexpected, because on our server, anything can happen – including spontaneous dance parties with creepers and epic battles against zombie pigmen. See you there!