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Players: | 97/400 | Votes: | 5665 |
Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
Chaos Emeralds Discovered: | 4 | Eldritch Medallions Worn: | 14 |
God-Killer Bows Constructed: | 7 | Heroic Oaths Sworn: | 15 |
Endermen Teleportation Errors: | 3 | Legendary Items Repaired: | 3 |
Lost Cities Unearthed: | 3 | Doomsday Clocks Constructed: | 0 |
Mythical Quests Completed: | 50 | Dragon Eggs Found: | 6968 |
Ancient Ruins Explored: | 5 | Enchanted Forests Planted: | 12 |
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged: | 68 | Pockets of Chaos Discovered: | 2 |
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So come on down and join us for a Minecraft experience like no other. Just be prepared for the unexpected, because on our server, anything can happen – including spontaneous dance parties with creepers and epic battles against zombie pigmen. See you there!