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Players: | 94/500 | Votes: | 1069 |
Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
Frozen Fortresses Conquered: | 5 | Unicorn Sightings: | 1 |
Celestial Dragons Tamed: | 1 | Unholy Beasts Tamed: | 1 |
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated: | 7 | Shadow Wolves Tamed: | 1 |
Werewolf Howls Heard: | 3 | Underground Cities Explored: | 2 |
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured: | 3 | Mystery Villagers Spotted: | 3 |
Emeralds Found: | 4830 | Lunar Scepters Activated: | 7 |
Divine Scrolls Written: | 21 | Eldritch Beasts Summoned: | 0 |
Join us and you’ll have the chance to ride on a roller coaster made entirely out of diamond blocks, swim in a pool of lava (don’t worry, we have fire-resistant armor for you), and even battle a dragon while riding a giant chicken!
But wait, there’s more! If you break a rule on our server, your punishment will be to wear a pumpkin on your head for an entire week while only speaking in pig Latin. And if you really mess up, you’ll have to build a statue of the server owner out of obsidian blocks…with a unibrow!
So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and get ready for the craziest, most outrageous Minecraft experience of your life!