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Players: | 93/300 | Votes: | 8639 |
Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
Mineshafts Explored: | 5 | Dragon Eggs Found: | 9844 |
Endless Mazes Solved: | 4 | Mysterious Portals Opened: | 10 |
Unicorn Parades Witnessed: | 1 | Forbidden Tomes Read: | 1 |
Dragon Scales Harvested: | 106 | Dragonfire Shields Forged: | 7 |
Witch’s Brew Drunk: | 6 | Magical Beanstalks Grown: | 1 |
Runes Activated: | 1 | Ancient Ruins Explored: | 4 |
Mysterious Obelisks Activated: | 3 | Frozen Fortresses Conquered: | 1 |
Join us and you’ll have the chance to ride on a roller coaster made entirely out of diamond blocks, swim in a pool of lava (don’t worry, we have fire-resistant armor for you), and even battle a dragon while riding a giant chicken!
But wait, there’s more! If you break a rule on our server, your punishment will be to wear a pumpkin on your head for an entire week while only speaking in pig Latin. And if you really mess up, you’ll have to build a statue of the server owner out of obsidian blocks…with a unibrow!
So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and get ready for the craziest, most outrageous Minecraft experience of your life!