Blocky Jokester Minecraft Server

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is watching grass grow? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest, wackiest, and most hilarious place to be in the Minecraft universe!

Join us for epic adventures like riding pigs off cliffs, battling evil chickens with diamond swords, and building giant statues of your favorite memes. Our community is full of quirky characters who will keep you laughing for hours on end.

But that’s not all! We also have special events like the annual “Troll Olympics” where players compete in ridiculous challenges like parkour courses made entirely of slime blocks and fishing for rare items in a pool of lava.

So why wait? Join our server now and experience the most outrageous Minecraft shenanigans you’ve ever seen. Trust us, you won’t regret it (or maybe you will, but in a hilarious way)!

Updated November 6, 2024

Players:	107/500	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	5	Enchantments Applied:	223
Potions Brewed:	40	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1

Random Fact: Legendary Tale: A phantom knight once handed over a magical scroll in exchange for a cup of tea—how polite!

PokeSMP

Pixelmon, Survival

Join PokeSMP for an exciting blend of Minecraft and Pokémon. Capture and battle Cobblemon in this unique server, offering a dynamic fusion of two iconic gaming worlds. Engage in strategic gameplay and explore the captivating synergy on PokeSMP, where Minecraft and Pokémon enthusiasts come together for an immersive and enjoyable experience.Server Wiki: https://wiki.pokesmp.netNote: The server is a modded server that requires Cobblemon and Forge installed in order to play. Players can easily install and play through our Modpacks @ CurseForge & Modrinth

Updated November 6, 2024

Players:	104/800	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Glorious Feasts Held:	6	Players Killed by Monsters:	2235
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	4

Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A friendship bracelet exchange led to the discovery of a hidden portal—turns out, it opens to a world full of fluffy bunnies.

Vita Craft

Economy, PvP, Raiding, Survival

!!! NEW Minecraft Server !!! Only Survival game. Build a home, trade make you world amazing! Enjoy in a small community with your friends. Jump also in our discord.

Updated November 6, 2024

Players:	96/100	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	1	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	2
Eclipse Rings Activated:	2	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3

Random Fact: Fun Fact: An immortal potion once caused a player to grow flowers every time they sneezed!

TOMB

Parkour, PvE, Roleplay, Survival, Towny, Vanilla

Enter the land of Kaihoshi to find your own Adventure! The TOMB Minecraft Server delivers a vanilla experience with focus on adventure, lore, and community. Explore tons of curated single-player experiences that will test your combat, parkour, and Minecraft knowledge like never before! Unlock custom items such as the Hellfire Wand and Medallion of the Seas that will change the way you play Minecraft! Discover the rich history of Kaihoshi both in the wild and in custom cities filled with interactive NPCs and interesting quests! Take a break from adventuring, and build your own town using the Towny plugin! If you’re interested in a small, community-focused fantasy server, consider checking out TOMB!

Updated November 6, 2024

Players:	98/1000	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Soul Contracts Signed:	5	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	4
Treasure Maps Found:	7	Rune Stones Activated:	8

Random Fact: Mythical Moment: A single drop of lava from the Phoenix Feather’s nest can forge an indestructible sword.

Simplemon

Economy, Factions, Pixelmon, Survival

1.16.5 Turkish Pixelmon Server. With Quality League-Tournament-Clan Systems, You Can Join Clans and Participate in Enjoyable Battles in a Black Clover Clans Style System. You can have a good time with our daily mini games such as Pokedle, Memory and activities such as GTS and hidden ability. You can replace your stones with another stone such as daily mega, z stones such as Megatakas Ztakas.1.16.5 Turkish Pixelmon Server With our high quality league-tournament-clan systems, you can join in clans like black clover clan recruitment fights and have enjoyful fights. You can have good time with our daily mini games such as Pokedle, Memory and activities such as GTS and hidden ability event. You can change your megastones , Z items with the daily /megatakas , /ztakas commands. I know the server is turkish but I could help any english players by myself.

Updated November 6, 2024

Players:	108/100	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Phoenix Feathers Found:	15	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	1
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	5	Farms Harvested:	265

Random Fact: Sweet Fact: Someone enchanted their pen to write love letters on its own—it’s been sending notes to all the nearby villagers.

Hardvival

Anarchy, Economy, PvP, Survival

Welcome !Hardvival SMP is a new semi anarchy server with a strong focus on survival aspects of the game. We redefined the meaning of survival in the game by drastically changing some features to provide more entertaining and challenging experience for everyone.To achieve that, we’ve overhauled the gameplay, wether it being by simple changes to mob difficulty, drops and player regen or complex ones like ore generation, farming, trading and even dimension tweaks, we did our best to reduce the no-effort aspects and thus making the survival more enjoyable!Despite all that, we still maintain the vanilla feeling that usually doesn’t interfere with the core gameplay and by being a semi-anarchy, we put little to no restrictions on the way you play and interact with others. (except for cheating) Wether you’re a pvper, builder, explorer, grinder, fishing enjoyer or even just came here to chill. You’re welcome to join our server and its growing community !

Updated November 6, 2024

Players:	105/100	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Mythical Quests Completed:	11	Unseen Monsters Slain:	3
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3	Dragon Eggs Found:	3392

Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player accidentally enchanted their bed to sing lullabies—now they fall asleep faster than ever.

CalamityMC

MCMMO, PvP, Raiding, Survival, Towny

CalamityCraft: Towny Siegewar + Resources Gold economy Quarters Brewery Guns Discord Chatbot Fun games in the discord Owner engages with the community a lotComplete a questline, Defeat ancient gods, Cure a starborn illness that infects the universe, Make a religion and become a god, Make the deitys themselves fear you

Updated November 6, 2024

Players:	95/400	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Vanishing Structures Built:	3	Chimeras Created:	3
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	1	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	20

Random Fact: Fun Fact: The last chaos emerald discovered was found inside a potato. No one knows how it got there.

SleepyCraft

Economy, MCMMO, PvE, Roleplay, Survival, Towny, Vanilla

SleepyCraft has a lot of different things to offer. Our primary focus is a player-ran-community of SMP 1.20.2 with many fantastic custom features. We thrive to culture a community filled with creative, friendly and fun players. Our Community has many players willing to help start your adventure!Premium Upgrades to the Vanilla Experience: – Active Community & Staff – Powerful Anticheat, Claims, and Chat Protections – Crates, Parties, Events – Daily Quests – McMMO Skills & Levels – Rankings – Player Auctions – Custom Equipment, Cosmetics, Ores, Gear & MUCH MORE!Play now — play. sleepycraft.net

Updated November 6, 2024

Players:	109/1000	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	9	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	29
Invisible Walls Found:	2	Mimic Chests Discovered:	3

Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Ender Dragon reincarnations sometimes come back as friendly puppies—seriously!

FunBlocks

Cross-Play, Earth, Economy, Survival, Vanilla

FunBlocks is a high-quality Minecraft EarthSMP and Mining Islands server featuring unique content and an amazing community, friendly staff, and awesome players like you!JAVA IP: funblocks.org BEDROCK IP: 19132EARTH 2.0 – Jobs to earn money – Quests – And much much more!Mining Islands – Custom Fishing – Custom enchantments – Jobs to earn money – And much much more!

Updated November 6, 2024

Players:	99/500	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	4	Talking Trees Consulted:	1
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0	Shadow Realms Conquered:	0

Random Fact: Adorable Fact: Someone discovered a magical beanstalk that grows lollipops—it’s become the server’s favorite snack source.

OasisCraftBr

Cross-Play, Economy, MCMMO, Survival, Vanilla

IP Bedrock – br32.lura.pro Porta – 22999 Welcome to OasisCraftBR, where you can create your base, make your farms, sell them, increase your level in Aurelium Skills, explore SlimeFun and become the server’s Tycoon (if you can). ::::At OasisCraftBR we have::: -Protection with RedProtect. -SlimeFun with various add-ons. -AureliumSkills (which is like MCMMO with more features) -Balanced economy. -Ranking system with benefits. -Plugin de /pw (player warp) -auction plugin /ah -Possible to remove spawners with soft touch tool. We are in development and have a lot to add, we want to provide a Brazilian survival server with plugins that take the experience to another level.

Updated November 6, 2024

Players:	98/200	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4	Lunar Scepters Activated:	11
Villages Defended:	13	Wyrmholes Dug:	7

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Teleportation mishaps are the leading cause of unexpected interdimensional friendships.

Crafted SMP

Cross-Play, MCMMO, Survival

Are you a Minecraft player looking to join a brand new SMP?Well join the Crafted SMP!There’s so much to do, including: Custom Items | Friendly staff | No P2W | Bedrock Support | Unique Enchants | Epic Quests | New updates weekly! Ready to join? Here’s how! IP: craftedsmp.xyz Bedrock Port: 19132 Versions: 1.16-Latest

Updated November 6, 2024

Players:	109/300	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Wilderness Tamed:	8	Gnome Villages Protected:	3
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	6	World-Altering Spells Cast:	1

Random Fact: Fun Fact: The last chaos emerald discovered was found inside a potato. No one knows how it got there.

MythicSMP

Skyblock, Survival

MythicSMPHello are you looking for a nice server to chat in? Then we have a good server for you! It is a chat sever and a minecraft sever together!We have:Events Giveaways A amazing communityAnd so Much More

Updated November 6, 2024

Players:	91/600	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2	Backwards Speech Heard:	6
Undead Armies Raised:	2	Mystic Runes Engraved:	7

Random Fact: Legend has it that the last time someone opened a haunted chest, they found a singing teapot inside!

Aquatic Vanilla

Economy, PvE, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

Aquatic Vanilla is a Java and Bedrock cross-play Minecraft Survival server where players can enjoy a high-quality multiplayer experience. The server is in offline-mode (aka cracked) and online 24/7. Features include an economy, land claims, ranks, crates, PvE, and custom items. Make your way onto the fantastic Aquatic Vanilla SMP server today, where tons more features and surprises await discovery!

Updated November 6, 2024

Players:	100/600	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Wailing Winds Heard:	3	Blood Moons Survived:	3
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	17

Random Fact: Did you know? The first Dragon Egg found was hatched during a meteor shower!

United SMP

Survival, Towny, Vanilla

We are a World Wide Gaming Community centered around Minecraft. We own a 24/7 Worldwide lag free Minecraft 1.20 / 1.20.1 Vanilla paid SMP Server we offer our community to play. Our community offers a lot for our players giving them the best experience in our community and help with bullies or helping them making new friends. Once the server goes public only the players we allow here who are above 13 years old will be invited to this discord server. If you are under the age of 13 we will allow you as only a Public Player but not associated with the Discord Community. About the SMP: Recently we did a member reset by removing toxic players. We have medieval style builds and a decorative spawn area. We have a nice decorative Shopping District with many Medieval Style Builds to serve your shop needs. We will be gradually be accepting teams. many teams who can work together or we will accept Solo players who just like working at their own pace. Our Network is growing and expanding like never before, our staff team and VIP’s work hard daily bringing in the right people who will serve our community organization well. Lots of new projects underway! VIP Ranks are basically people who are good with farming, building or even Helpers who assist with projects on the server.

Updated November 6, 2024

Players:	101/900	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3	Endless Legions Commanded:	46
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3	Dragons Tamed:	4

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Unicorns on the server have been known to grant wishes!

mlum Prison Escape

Prison, PvP, Roleplay

Server IP: play.mlum.io Discord: https://discord.gg/W8u6eTMGqQA refreshing and original Minecraft prison escape server inspired by The Escapists! Will you play it safe and quietly plot an escape plan, or team up with a gang and wreak havoc in the prison? You can apply to become a guard on the mlum discord server too!

Updated November 6, 2024

Players:	90/400	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Endless Mazes Conquered:	1	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	7
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	5	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	12

Random Fact: Wholesome Lore: A hidden village was discovered where everyone bakes cookies—they give them out for free to travelers.

Astral

Economy, MCMMO, Survival, Towny

Explore a futuristic world in Minecraft Towny Survival 1.20. Build, prosper in the economy and challenge the limits in a virtual space

Updated November 6, 2024

Players:	91/100	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Forbidden Relics Collected:	7	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	8
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	5	Villages Defended:	9

Random Fact: Did you know? When the last shadow realm was conquered, the conquering player gained the ability to speak in rhymes.