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Glacial Future Extreme – Minecraft

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yo, come join this cray cray minecraft server where we got future increase in extreme El Niño and past glacial changes happening all the time! like, imagine building your dope castle while dodging crazy weather patterns and ancient glaciers sliding through the land. it’s like a rollercoaster of climate chaos up in here! join now for the wildest minecraft experience of your life, fam!

Updated September 28, 2024

Players:	103/700	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Spectral Entities Defeated:	6	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	3
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	5	Enchanted Forests Planted:	9
Astral Amulets Crafted:	30	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	4
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	8	Royal Courts Attended:	1
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	12	Infernal Machines Built:	2

Random Fact: Did you hear? The server’s haunted chests sometimes sing lullabies at night.

Hotdog Water: Where the survival of the fittest tastes like old hot dogs!

bedrock, Cheating, Discord, Dogs, Fittest, Fun, Griefing, HACKING, Hardcore, hot, hotdog, Ip:, java, Join, Land Claim, Play, PvP, Resets, stealing, Survival, TASTES, Teleport, Water, Website, world

🌭🪣 Hotdog Water 🌭🪣

Overview:

Server Type	Hardcore Vanilla Survival
Version	Java 1.21
Resets	Vote for resets on Discord
Features	No random teleport, bed TP, or land claim

Rules:

PvP, griefing, stealing, and fun are allowed
No cheating or hacking

Join Now:

– IP: play.hotdogwater.dog – Bedrock IP: bedrock.hdw.dog – Website: https://hdw.dog – Discord: https://discord.gg/5FwnHSYHex

FAQ:

Question	Answer
Is cheating allowed on the server?	No, cheating or hacking is not allowed.
Are there any restrictions on PvP or griefing?	PvP, griefing, stealing, and fun are allowed.
Can I claim land on the server?	No, there is no land claim feature on this server.

Updated September 28, 2024

Players:	94/1000	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Epic Shields Constructed:	11	Teleportation Mishaps:	2
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	6	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2
Players Killed by Monsters:	155	Dragon Hoards Looted:	3
Magic Crystals Found:	19	Orbs of Power Found:	7
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	2

Random Fact: Did you hear? The last interdimensional bake sale ended up feeding an entire dragon hoard. They loved the cookies.

The Key to My Heart Minecraft Server

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Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the only thing flying higher than our players’ creativity is the skirts of our mysterious transfer student crushes! Join us for a wild ride as you navigate through the Bathroom War, where the battle for the best panty color is just as intense as the fight for diamonds.

Picture this: you’re minding your own business, mining away, when suddenly you run into a cute transfer student with striped panties. Talk about an entrance! But wait, there’s more – she’s not just any transfer student, she’s also your new housekeeper. Can you handle the chaos that ensues when love, friendship, and panty colors collide in the most unexpected ways?

So why join our server, you ask? Well, where else can you find a community that combines ecchi romance, comedy, and Minecraft all in one place? Plus, who wouldn’t want to be a part of a server where every day is a new adventure, filled with surprises, laughter, and maybe even a few unexpected twists?

Don’t miss out on the fun – come join us and see for yourself why our server is the talk of the town (or at least the talk of the Minecraft world)! Who knows, you might just find yourself falling for a panty-wielding housekeeper along the way.

Updated September 28, 2024

Players:	95/800	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	3	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	35
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	6	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4
Epic Weapons Forged:	7	Villages Defended:	19
Pirate Ships Raided:	0	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0
Dragon Hoards Looted:	2	Cursed Swords Broken:	2

Random Fact: Heartwarming Fact: A player once found a cozy campfire that tells bedtime stories—perfect for winding down after a day of quests.

Minecraft SMP /g/ Humour Thread

4chan, amusement, comedy, Digital culture, Entertainment, forum, funny, G.., humor, Humour, internet, jokes, LAUGHING, Laughter, meme, Minecraft, ONLINE, sarcasm, smp, social media, Thread, WIT

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding a new ore? Well, look no further because our SMP is the wildest ride you’ll ever experience in the blocky world!

Join us if you want to witness epic battles between players armed with nothing but diamond pickaxes and rotten flesh. Our server is so crazy that even the creepers are afraid to explode!

But wait, there’s more! We have a secret underground base where we host weekly dance parties with the Ender Dragon as our DJ. And rumor has it that Herobrine himself makes an appearance to challenge players to a game of hide and seek.

So if you’re looking for a Minecraft SMP that will leave you laughing until your diamond armor breaks, join us today! Just be prepared for anything and everything to happen because on our server, the only rule is that there are no rules!

Updated September 28, 2024

Players:	105/900	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Infinity Stones Found:	1	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0
Alternate Realities Explored:	1	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	4
Living Shadows Defeated:	2	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	1
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2	Glitched Entities Encountered:	0
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	5	Haunted Mines Explored:	1

Random Fact: Did you hear? The server’s haunted chests sometimes sing lullabies at night.

StepDadDanceNoChance

acceptance, Boundaries, Communication, Dance, DAUGHTER, emotions, Expectations, family, Father, Grief, Identity, Loss, love, parenting, PRESSURE, rejection, relationships, Selfishness, stepdad, StepDadDanceNoChance, Therapy

Looking for a Minecraft server that understands family dynamics better than your own mom? Look no further! Join our server where we understand that sometimes, you just want to be a princess with your real dad, not your stepdad who’s trying too hard to fill those daddy shoes.

We have father/daughter dances, but don’t worry, you won’t be guilt-tripped into attending by your stepdad who just wants to be honored as your dad. We support your decision to stick with your real dad, even if it means missing out on some sweet dance moves.

So if you’re tired of being pressured to accept a new dad, come join our server where we celebrate your right to choose your own family dynamics. Plus, we have virtual tea parties and ballerina shows that you can enjoy guilt-free! Join now and say goodbye to awkward family expectations.

Updated September 28, 2024

Players:	94/1000	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	54	Titanic Battles Fought:	29
Epic Weapons Forged:	7	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	1
Mystic Runes Engraved:	1	Buildings Constructed:	33
Astral Mages Summoned:	4	Farms Harvested:	408
Magical Familiars Summoned:	5	Phoenix Feathers Found:	12

Random Fact: Sweet But True: A player found a cuddly creature that hugs them every morning—it’s the best way to start the day.

LoveCraftedMC

Affection, Bliss, butterflies in stomach, Commitment, Connection, deep connection, devotion, emotional bond, emotions, Happiness, Heartwarming, infatuation, Intimacy, joy, love, LoveCraftedMC, Passion, relationships, romance, soulmate, true love

Join our Minecraft server if you want to experience the ultimate love story between a player and their diamond pickaxe. Feel the rush of excitement as you mine together, conquer dungeons together, and build epic structures together. Who needs a significant other when you have a trusty pickaxe by your side? Love is in the pixels, baby!

Updated September 28, 2024

Players:	105/1000	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2	Gods Slained:	2
Mythical Relics Collected:	14	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	398
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	23	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	1
Evil Twin Fights:	2	Mythical Quests Completed:	12
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0	Evil Lairs Raided:	5

Random Fact: Insider Secret: Players who solve unsolvable puzzles are said to unlock the ability to talk to fish.

LebanonCraft Minecraft Server

breaking news, Conflict, Defense, general, international relations, Iran Guards, Iran-Israel Relations, Israel, Killed, lebanon, Lebanon-Israel relations, LebanonCraft, MIDDLE EAST, Middle East politics, Military, military strike, Minecraft, News, SECURITY, Senior, Server, state media, strike

hey u! ya u! r u tired of boring old minecraft servers with no excitement? well then u gotta join our server! we got more action than a cat chasing a laser pointer!

imagine this: u log in and suddenly u r in the middle of a battle between giant chickens and evil creepers! but don’t worry, u got a diamond sword and a potion of invisibility to help u out!

oh and did i mention we have a secret underground base filled with treasure beyond ur wildest dreams? all u gotta do is solve the riddle of the dancing llama to find it!

but wait, there’s more! we have a special event every friday where we all dress up as zombies and have a dance party in the nether! it’s so much fun, u won’t even remember why u were playing on those other lame servers!

so what r u waiting for? join us now and let the craziness begin! senior iran guards general killed in israel lebanon strike? pshh, that’s nothing compared to the epic battles u will experience on our server!

Updated September 28, 2024

Players:	96/800	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Time-Warping Watches Found:	3	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1
Whispering Caves Entered:	6	Demonic Pacts Formed:	0
Mineshafts Explored:	4	Reality Distortions Fixed:	3
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	4	Buildings Constructed:	7
Epic Weapons Forged:	10	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2

Random Fact: Magical Fact: A player once brewed a potion that turned their pet into a talking companion—it always knows just what to say.

CraftyWarZone

Alliance, China, Conflict, CraftyWarzone, defense industry, Diplomacy, Evidence, Geopolitical, international relations, investigation, Media, Military, News, russia, sanctions, supply chain, the times, Ukraine, War, weapons, West

so like, u know how u always wanted to be a spy and uncover top secret stuff? well, this server is like that but in minecraft form. u can be a secret agent and uncover all the juicy gossip happening between countries. like, did u know that china was supplying weapons to russia for a war against ukraine? crazy, right? join our server and be a part of the action. uncover secrets, make alliances, and maybe even start a war of ur own. who knows what u might find out on this wild ride of a server. come join us and be a part of the chaos. it’s gonna be a blast, trust me.

Updated September 28, 2024

Players:	95/200	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	2	Epic Quests Completed:	6
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1	Demon Skulls Collected:	21
Star Shards Collected:	120	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	6	Meteorites Collected:	1
Pirate Ships Raided:	2	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	19

Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player once brewed a potion that made their pet bunny fly—it’s now the most popular bunny in the skies.

Pixel Pot Parenthood

babies, brain development, Cannabis, child development, cognitive development., cognitive impairment, drug exposure, Fetal development, health risks, maternal behavior, maternal health, maternal substance use, Medical advice, negative impacts, neurological effects, parenthood, PIXEL, Pot, Pregnancy, prenatal care, prenatal health, prenatal substance use, substance use

yo, so like, if u wanna join dis cray cray minecraft server, u gotta know dat it’s da bomb diggity. like, imagine a world where u can build a giant bong outta blocks and smoke it with ur virtual friends. but wait, there’s more! our server is so lit, we got flying pigs that poop out diamonds and unicorns that fart rainbows.

but here’s da real kicker – if u join our server, u get superpowers like shooting laser beams outta ur eyes and turning into a giant chicken. yea, u heard me right. plus, our community is da coolest, we all chill together and have epic dance parties in the virtual world.

so what u waitin for? come join our minecraft server and experience da most mind-blowing, trippy adventure of ur life. who needs drugs when u got us, are we right?

Updated September 28, 2024

Players:	92/100	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3	Legendary Scepters Created:	4
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	9	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	4
Immortal Potions Brewed:	13	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	1
Astral Projections Made:	3	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	11
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a rainbow that they could pick up and carry—now it’s the ultimate fashion accessory.

TeamHoly.de .-.. ew FREE HOLY WEEK ew Minecraft server

1.8-1.21, Ant Battle, Bed wars, Castle Battle, Crafting, cs go, Deathrun, Egg wars, free, Fun, Happy, HOLY WEEK, Mario Party, Minecraft, ONLINE, Pirate, PROFESSIONAL, PvP, PvP modes, Quake, Server, Spleef, teamholy.de

Looking for a good PvP server? Pirate? Good online? Then your choice is TeamHoly.de! You can enter from 1.8-1.21, many PvP modes! Become a professional by playing on our server! Where do crafters want to play…

We make sure that you are happy while playing and have fun again while enjoying Minecraft!

Updated September 28, 2024

Players:	97/1000	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	2	Demonic Pacts Formed:	3
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	3	Dimension Hops:	11
Cursed Lands Purified:	3	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	2
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	3	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1
Phantom Rings Equipped:	20	Epic Battles Fought:	19

Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player accidentally enchanted their bed to sing lullabies—now they fall asleep faster than ever.

Pixel Pervs Minecraft Server

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Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with the same old stuff? Well, look no further because our server is like a feral animal on a rampage! Join us for the craziest Minecraft experience you’ll ever have.

Our server is so wild that even the creepers are scared to explode! We’ve got ComfyUI for the experienced players, Automatic1111 for the beginners, and Forge for those who want to take it to the next level (because why not?).

But that’s not all! We have LoRa Training scripts that will have you communicating with villagers in no time, AMD GPU support for the ultimate gaming experience, and OP Pasta recipes that will make your character the envy of the entire server.

And if you’re into models, embeddings, characters, celebs, or even fetish content, we’ve got you covered with our vast collection of models and samplers. Plus, our PonyXL Information will have you riding into battle on a majestic steed in no time.

So come join us on this insane adventure where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the occasional server crash). Don’t miss out on the chaos – join now!

Updated September 28, 2024

Players:	108/300	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Werewolf Howls Heard:	2	Lava Oceans Crossed:	3
Magical Familiars Summoned:	4	Curse of Binding Applied:	2
Hidden Villages Discovered:	3	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1
Players Killed by Monsters:	6749	Demonic Pacts Formed:	3
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	9	Phantom Blocks Placed:	5

Random Fact: Crazy But True: Someone once caught a cosmic hamster, and now it’s the server’s unofficial mascot!

Legendary Minecraft SMP Urban Myth

blow up the sun, childhood imagination, childhood memory, childhood nostalgia, classmate, gaming myth, gta 4, gta sa, gta san andreas, imagination, impress me, internet legend, Legendary, Minecraft, Myth, myth debunked, rocket launcher, school trip, smp, tall tale, Urban, urban legend, urban myth, video game rumor, wacky questions

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old rules and gameplay? Well, look no further because our Minecraft SMP is the wildest, craziest server you’ll ever experience!

Join us and relive the glory days of being a 7-10 year old on a school trip, where classmates told outrageous stories about GTA rocket launchers blowing up the sun! That’s right, on our server, anything is possible, even if it defies the laws of physics and common sense.

Imagine the chaos of trying to survive in a world where the sun randomly disappears for 30 seconds because someone decided to shoot it with a rocket launcher. It’s a wild ride filled with laughter, confusion, and pure insanity.

So why wait? Join our Minecraft SMP today and experience the absurdity for yourself. Who knows, maybe you’ll even witness the sun exploding and coming back to life right before your eyes. It’s a once in a lifetime experience you won’t find anywhere else!

Updated September 28, 2024

Players:	104/600	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	8
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	1	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0
Living Statues Befriended:	0	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	3
Astral Projections Made:	4	Pirate Ships Raided:	2

Random Fact: Sweet Truth: A player found a hidden passage that leads to a secret garden—it’s full of flowers that bloom in rainbow colors.

SisGripShutUpCraft

anger, Behavior, children, Communication, Conflict, cousins, Cultural differences, family, Help, House, judgment, language barrier, Lifestyle, misunderstanding, MONEY, parenting, relationships, SisGripShutUpCraft, sister, small house, snobby

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we don’t judge you based on the size of your house! Unlike some snobby siblings, we embrace all players, big or small (houses, that is).

Join us for a chance to escape the drama of real life and immerse yourself in a world where everyone is treated equally, regardless of the square footage of their in-game abode. Plus, you never know what crazy family dynamics you might encounter – maybe you’ll even find a long-lost aunt and cousins to team up with!

So come on in, build your dream house (no judgment here!), and let’s create some epic Minecraft memories together. And remember, on our server, the only thing that matters is having fun – not the size of your virtual home!

Updated September 28, 2024

Players:	97/1000	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	17	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	137
Divine Scrolls Written:	21	Elemental Crystals Collected:	71
Lava Oceans Crossed:	1	Dragon Hoards Looted:	3
Runes Activated:	1	Love Letters Sent:	16
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	4	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	2

Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a secret door that leads to a world of stuffed animals—it’s a cuddly paradise.

CreeperSurprise Minecraft SMP

Adversity, Affliction, Bad Luck, calamity, CreeperSurprise, CURSE, Disaster, Downfall, ENEMY, grudge, hex, ill will, jinx, Karma, Minecraft, Misery, misfortune, nemesis, Revenge, rival, smp, Suffering, Vendetta

Join our Minecraft SMP if you want to unleash a horde of creepers on your worst enemy’s base! Our server is filled with chaos and mayhem, perfect for getting revenge in the most explosive way possible. Plus, rumor has it that our diamond ore spawn rates are so high, you’ll be swimming in bling in no time. So come join us and show your enemies who’s boss in the craziest way possible!

Updated September 28, 2024

Players:	101/100	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	38	Talking Trees Consulted:	4
Emeralds Found:	7617	Endless Mazes Solved:	3
Endless Staircases Climbed:	2	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	1
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	6	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	100
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	1	Runes Activated:	4

Random Fact: Legendary Lore: Every time an ancient relic is unearthed, a lost city somewhere trembles in fear.

BlockyHeartbreaks

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Are you tired of getting dumped for reasons like “we’re not compatible” or “it’s not you, it’s me”? Well, look no further because on our Minecraft server, the weirdest reason someone will stop dating you is if you don’t build them a pixel art statue of themselves in-game. That’s right, forget about emotional baggage or communication issues, all you need to do to keep your virtual relationship alive is show off your building skills!

Join our server now and get ready to impress your pixelated crush with your creativity and dedication. Who knows, maybe you’ll even find love in the world of blocks and mobs. So what are you waiting for? Start crafting your way to a happily ever after on our server today!

Updated September 28, 2024

Players:	108/200	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0	Eternal Flames Captured:	7
Epic Bosses Defeated:	4	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	3
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	11	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2
Ender Pearl Glitches:	5	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	0
Rainbows Spotted:	3	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	5

Random Fact: Sweet Fact: Someone enchanted their pen to write love letters on its own—it’s been sending notes to all the nearby villagers.

Players:	95/1000	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	32	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	5
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	12	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	14
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1	Runes Activated:	7
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	13	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	14
Wyrmholes Dug:	3	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2