Blocky Fun Minecraft Server

#53, Anime, Asexuality, Attention, baby-faced, blocky, cope, despise, Dominant, fag, foids, Fujoshits, Fun, Interest, male privilege, meme roleplay, Minecraft, porn addicts, relationship, SECURITY, Server, small bone structure, sperm bank, walk a line

Are you tired of feeling like a fag in relationships? Do you want to escape the clutches of weird Fujoshits and porn addicts? Look no further than our Minecraft server! Join us and donate your sperm to the sperm bank to create a future where guys like you can overpopulate the world and reverse the tides of female privilege! With baby-faced avatars and small bone structures, you’ll feel protected and dominant in this virtual world. Say goodbye to walking the line between being used and being ignored by females, and say hello to asexuality and anime coping mechanisms. Don’t be a fag, join our server and let’s make male privilege great again!

Updated October 10, 2024

Players:	102/200	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Demonic Pacts Formed:	2	Lunar Scepters Activated:	7
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	3	Epic Battles Fought:	7
Cursed Lands Purified:	2	Cursed Scrolls Read:	1
Haunted Mines Explored:	1	Mimic Chests Discovered:	3
Celestial Beings Befriended:	5	Gods Slained:	2

Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player once brewed a potion that made their pet bunny fly—it’s now the most popular bunny in the skies.

CraftMC.pro

Bedwars, Creative, MCMMO, Skyblock, Survival

◈ ᴄʀᴀғᴛᴍᴄ.ᴘʀᴏWe invite you to this community dedicated to Minecraft enthusiasts. We focus on creating a friendly and fun environment for players of all ages and experience levels.With an experienced and competent team in managing this type of servers, we dedicate our resources and time to create special events to offer unique and exciting experiences to our players.–

Updated October 10, 2024

Players:	95/100	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Haunted Chests Opened:	8	Falling into the Void:	1
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0	Astral Mages Summoned:	2
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4
Cursed Scrolls Read:	2	Dragons Tamed:	5
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	41

Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Gnome villages are protected by invisible walls that only activate when someone says “magic beans.”

Pandam

PvE, Survival, Vanilla

Pandamium is a Vanilla Survival Minecraft Server which will always update to the latest snapshot with experimental features.The server runs on a dedicated server with top hardware to ensure the best performance possible.Pandamium also uses a datapack to offer custom features like homes, tpa and voting rewards.We’re looking forward to seeing you on the server!

Updated October 10, 2024

Players:	92/100	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Underground Cities Explored:	3	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	17
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	9	Divine Scrolls Written:	9
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	5	Ender Pearl Glitches:	5
Rainbows Spotted:	8	Cursed Scrolls Read:	2
Curse of Binding Applied:	4	Mythical Swords Crafted:	28

Random Fact: Did you know? The server’s cozy campfires never go out, even in the rain!

Smithereens Reboot

PvP, Survival, Vanilla

This cherished server is making a comeback! Tired of complicated mods and resource packs? Smithereens provides the vanilla experience along with an economy system and player-run shops. Join us and immerse yourself in the pure, nostalgic world of Minecraft.

Updated October 10, 2024

Players:	92/700	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Phantom Horses Ridden:	3	Ancient Ruins Explored:	1
Legendary Titles Earned:	1	Infinite Doors Opened:	2
Forbidden Relics Collected:	4	Curse of Binding Applied:	1
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	5	Love Letters Sent:	15
Backwards Speech Heard:	5	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	4

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Cozy campfires are rumored to attract wandering gods who just want to share a story.

VentureBlock MC

Economy, MCMMO, Mini Games, PvE, PvP, Survival

Venture Block MC 1.20.1 Sanctuary Survival server based economy, quests, custom enchants, grief prevention, PvP and PvE. Escape Survival player based economy, quests, player shops, custom enchants, grief prevention, PvP and PvE. Creative Test World to test all your build ideas before building in survival, create schematics, maps and more!

Updated October 10, 2024

Players:	109/300	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	5	Crystal Palaces Visited:	2
Epic Weapons Forged:	5	Magical Familiars Summoned:	1
Star Shards Collected:	191	Glorious Feasts Held:	18
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0
Cozy Campfires Lit:	9	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	3

Random Fact: Surprising But True: The last rainstorm ended with a double rainbow and a pot of gold—it’s now a community treasure.

OceaniaCraft

Economy, MCMMO, Mini Games, Survival

OceaniaCraft offers players a unique survival/economy experience with a massive list of non pay-to-win ranks to earn through gameplay!We have a very unique selection of custom made plugins that aim to maintain most vanilla aspects of the game while still introducing an economy aspect with the focus on gaining ranks through in-game currency and gameplay.Our player base is super friendly and our dedicated staff team volunteer around the clock to ensure that your experience is as enjoyable as possible. We hope to see you around!

Updated October 10, 2024

Players:	98/400	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3	Cursed Statues Activated:	3
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	2	Phantom Blocks Placed:	4
World-Altering Spells Cast:	1	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	18
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1	Unseen Monsters Slain:	2
Lunar Scepters Activated:	7	Wailing Winds Heard:	4

Random Fact: Magical Fact: A player once brewed a potion that turned their pet into a talking companion—it always knows just what to say.

Hollowtree

Creative, Cross-Play, Economy, MCMMO, Mini Games, PvE, Survival

Welcome to Hollowtree, a relaxing Minecraft community partnered with CorbaWorld. Enjoy features like Grief Prevention, OP gear, unique jobs, QuickShops, McMMO, in-game ranks, donation packs, voting rewards, crates, no AFK-kick, mob catching, a peaceful resource world, MyPet, a creative server, Brewery, custom mob loot, auctions, warps, and Bedrock compatibility!We value our community and host events with exclusive gear and loot. Join our Discord for engagement, reports, suggestions and more! Hollowtree, sprouted from Hollowcraft 2015, reopened in December 2023 with its original owner and many returning members. Come play!

Updated October 10, 2024

Players:	108/200	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Goblin Markets Raided:	8	Gnome Villages Protected:	5
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	3	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	4
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2	Crystal Palaces Visited:	3
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	5	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0

Random Fact: Heartwarming Fact: A player once found a cozy campfire that tells bedtime stories—perfect for winding down after a day of quests.

Minehut

Creative, Factions, KitPvP, Mini Games, Skyblock, Survival, Vanilla

Paying Sucks Paying for game server hosting sucks. We know. That’s why we built an entire platform that allows anybody to create a server for free. Just hop on our lobby to get started.Cloud Technology Minehut’s innovative cloud infrastructure provides freely available servers for hundreds of players to use at any given time. Stop worrying about config files, restart management and uptime dependencies.Twitter: https://twitter.com/Minehut

Updated October 10, 2024

Players:	99/800	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	5	Arcane Towers Raised:	5
Ancient Ruins Explored:	1	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	20
Forbidden Doors Opened:	1	Lost Cities Unearthed:	2
Zombie Dances:	10	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	3
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2	Celestial Events Witnessed:	2

Random Fact: Trivia: A cursed diamond was mined under a blood moon—since then, it’s been known to glow eerily in the dark.

EcoCityCraft Economy

Cross-Play, Economy, Hardcore, MCMMO, Skyblock, Survival, Towny

Updated October 10, 2024

Players:	94/200	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	5	Werewolf Howls Heard:	5
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	7	Void Gems Collected:	17
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	2
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1	Emeralds Found:	2805
Infinity Stones Found:	6	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	41

Random Fact: Did you know? The first Dragon Egg found was hatched during a meteor shower!

Hopela – Survival

Survival

Updated October 10, 2024

Players:	90/400	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	13	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	4
Reality Distortions Fixed:	3	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	1
Void Gems Collected:	33	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	1	Enchanted Armories Found:	2
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3

Random Fact: Legend has it that the last time someone opened a haunted chest, they found a singing teapot inside!

MysticValleyCraft

PvE, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

Chill Vibes | Crates | Voter Ranks | Seasonal Events | Skripts | Discord | No Griefing | Grief Prevention | Homes | /SitMystic Valley Craft is a community driven friendly survival server. With two (2) developers, there is no better time than the present to join and pitch your own ideas! All ranks are Vote based ranks! No Pay-to-WIN!Home to a shopping district located around spawn, using a custom in house shop chest plugin, mini-games (such as word guess) and a custom dragon fight, you will never get bored!If you want to play normal survival, that’s okay too! Our world is expansive and ready to be explored! Prefer violence? There are designated PvP Arenas where you can fight other players with leader boards!What is a Crate you might ask?Well first, there’s a Vote Crate, which requires a Vote Crate Key – acquired by, you guessed it, voting! First vote gives you a key on the house! On that note, the more you vote, the better rewards you get with every Vote Level! (try /votelevel in game)Second, there’s a Crate that cycles seasonaly, which is full of enchanted, magical, and exciting custom items! Moon Crate Keys have a 1% chance on every VOTE! That is an average pay out of 14 keys per year just by voting! You can access any Crate you like by visiting the Past Crates Tower at /spawnCome sit down, enjoy the eclipse, and play some Minecraft! 🙂

Updated October 10, 2024

Players:	95/500	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Cursed Amulets Found:	3	Evil Twin Fights:	2
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	4	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1
Celestial Crowns Worn:	2	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	2
Dragon Hoards Looted:	1	Void Gems Collected:	10
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	5	Lunar Scepters Activated:	11

Random Fact: Wholesome Lore: A hidden village was discovered where everyone bakes cookies—they give them out for free to travelers.

Airidale Classic Prisons

Prison

Since 2016 Airidale has been pushing the bounds of Minecraft, and we are not stopping anytime soon! We offer a wide variety of custom game modes that anyone can enjoy. With custom features exclusive to our network, you won’t be let down!We use custom plugins to give players a true classic prisons experience. With custom enchanting, cells, shops, and items, you will never run out of things to do! Grind your way to the top with McMMO and Gangs! Give Airidale a try today!

Updated October 10, 2024

Players:	100/100	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	0	Wailing Winds Heard:	4
Mineshafts Explored:	5	Enchantments Applied:	90
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	19	Wilderness Tamed:	16
Enchanted Armories Found:	9	Titanic Battles Fought:	19
Dragon Scales Harvested:	290	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	2

Random Fact: Did you hear? The most powerful magic item found this week was a spoon that can bend reality.

AusCraft

Creative, Economy, MCMMO, PvE, Survival

» JOIN NOW « PLAY.AUSCRAFT.NET Survival | Protections | Resource Pack | mcMMO | Friendly all ages CommunityHere’s some handy links » FORUMS » https://auscraft.net DISCORD » https://discord.gg/auscraft STORE » https://store.auscraft.net We look forward to seeing you, and Happy Crafting!

Updated October 10, 2024

Players:	107/1000	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	3
Magical Familiars Summoned:	1	Ether Blades Crafted:	14
Fairy Circles Danced In:	6	Rune Stones Activated:	12
Whispering Shadows Heard:	0	Shadow Realms Conquered:	0
Endless Mazes Conquered:	4	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	5

Random Fact: Did You Hear? Someone brewed a potion that made everyone around them giggle uncontrollably—it’s the latest party trick!

Mirkovic Junior High School

Cross-Play, Economy, PvP, Survival

Welcome to MirkovicSMP , we are one strong and friendly community.Things we have is Jobs/Crates/Ranks/Economy/Warp PvP/Graves and a lot of cool things. We are sure there is something for everyone on our server.We are waiting for u !

Updated October 10, 2024

Players:	90/1000	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2
Epic Quests Completed:	16	Rune Stones Activated:	7
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	3	Epic Shields Constructed:	27
Gods Slained:	0	Paranormal Events Investigated:	3
Divine Spears Created:	11	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	7

Random Fact: Did you know? The most recent world-altering spell accidentally turned a mountain into a giant chocolate cake.

Simplex

PvE, Survival, Vanilla

Play Minecraft as it should be played: unmodified and simplified!Simplex is a semi-vanilla server made for players who are seeking to play Minecraft in the most genuine way possible; free from modifications that takes away from the true multiplayer Minecraft experience. At Simplex, you must build, survive, suffer or prosper all by yourself, or together with other players. There’s no modifications which will take-away from the brutality of vanilla survival.Simplex only has a few plugins to prevent grief, cheating and theft. The ranking system is based entirely on the number of times you vote for the server. This way, everyone has the same opportunity and potential to rank up as any other player. You will receive in-game rewards for voting as well as more sethomes as you climb the ladder.Welcome, and enjoy your stay!

Updated October 10, 2024

Players:	94/100	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Phantom Ships Sailed:	1	Cursed Amulets Found:	0
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	9	Haunted Chests Opened:	1
Gryphons Tamed:	3	Shattered Realms Restored:	0
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	9
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	6	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	3

Random Fact: Did you know? When the last shadow realm was conquered, the conquering player gained the ability to speak in rhymes.

ChocoHills

Creative, Survival, Vanilla

ChocolateHills Bedrock / MCPE: play.chocohills.com:19132 OP Survival – Golden Shovel Claim – Slimefun: FN amplification, Infinity, Networks, Slimetinker Dungeon Survival: – Custom Enchants, Boss Dungeons, Custom Fishing Vanilla: – keep inventory, almost no commands – no shop, no storage protection, no pvp Creative: – 512×512 Big Plots – Timed Worldedit

Updated October 10, 2024

Players:	103/600	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	5	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	3	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	6	Werewolf Howls Heard:	2
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	18
Dragon Hoards Looted:	1	Divine Spears Created:	13

Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player built a house entirely out of enchanted marshmallows—soft, sweet, and always smells like vanilla.