Blocky Fun Minecraft Server

#53, Anime, Asexuality, Attention, baby-faced, blocky, cope, despise, Dominant, fag, foids, Fujoshits, Fun, Interest, male privilege, meme roleplay, Minecraft, porn addicts, relationship, SECURITY, Server, small bone structure, sperm bank, walk a line

Are you tired of feeling like a fag in relationships? Do you want to escape the clutches of weird Fujoshits and porn addicts? Look no further than our Minecraft server! Join us and donate your sperm to the sperm bank to create a future where guys like you can overpopulate the world and reverse the tides of female privilege! With baby-faced avatars and small bone structures, you’ll feel protected and dominant in this virtual world. Say goodbye to walking the line between being used and being ignored by females, and say hello to asexuality and anime coping mechanisms. Don’t be a fag, join our server and let’s make male privilege great again!

Updated October 10, 2024

Players:	100/1000	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Mysterious Portals Opened:	10	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	4
Titanic Battles Fought:	28	Whispering Shadows Heard:	4
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	7
Phantom Knights Defeated:	8	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	77
Lost Souls Rescued:	4	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	11

Random Fact: Magical Insight: Moonlit rituals are believed to be more powerful if performed while wearing socks on your hands.

DynastyMC Cobblemon

Economy, Mini Games, Pixelmon, PvE, Survival

Welcome to DynastyMC on Fabric 1.20.1, where three distinct realities await you in the expansive world of Cobblemon! Immerse yourself in a unique experience with:– Three Realities: Explore different worlds, each with its own set of challenges and surprises. – Mons Riding: Take your adventure to new heights by riding your Mons across the landscapes. – Player-Gyms: Test your skills and earn prestige by conquering challenging Gyms. – Daycare: Nurture and strengthen your Mons while you embark on thrilling quest – Ranked Battles: Rise through the ranks and prove yourself as the ultimate Pokémon trainer. – Cooking: Master the culinary arts with unique recipes to enhance your gameplay! – Global Trade System (GTS): Trade and expand your Pokémon collection with trainers from around the world.DynastyMC is not just a server; it’s a fusion of innovation and classic Pokémon excitement. Join our passionate community and embark on a limitless Pokémon journey. Whether you’re an experienced trainer or just starting, DynastyMC welcomes you to a world where adventure knows no bounds. Your Pokémon journey begins here! Discord Link: http://discord.gg/dynastymc

Updated October 10, 2024

Players:	110/800	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	1	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	10
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	6	Cursed Statues Activated:	2
Rune Stones Activated:	8	Shattered Realms Restored:	0
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	5	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	8
Magical Ponies Rescued:	3	Haunted Chests Opened:	7

Random Fact: Did you know? When the last shadow realm was conquered, the conquering player gained the ability to speak in rhymes.

MuCraft

Economy, PvE, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

Updated October 10, 2024

Players:	106/300	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	6
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	12	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	4
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	16	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2
Cursed Villages Purged:	1	Cozy Campfires Lit:	12
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0	Living Shadows Defeated:	5

Random Fact: Adorable Fact: Someone discovered a magical beanstalk that grows lollipops—it’s become the server’s favorite snack source.

Theatria

Economy, MCMMO, Mini Games, PvE, Survival, Towny, Vanilla

Welcome to Theatria, the Minecraft server that offers an unforgettable gaming experience! With an established and friendly community, Theatria is the perfect place to make new friends and explore the world of Minecraft. Our server has been running for years, so you can trust that we’re here to stay! We offer custom items and enchants, and our own economy, so you can make your own mark on the world. We also have no map resets, so your progress is safe from start to finish. Join us now, and become part of the Theatria family!

Updated October 10, 2024

Players:	104/300	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	5	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	5
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1	Ancient Ruins Explored:	3
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1	Farms Harvested:	407
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3	Astral Projections Made:	0
Ender Pearl Glitches:	2	Shadow Realms Conquered:	1

Random Fact: Wild Fact: Every time a mimic chest is discovered, it doubles the amount of loot in the next treasure found.

SurvivalMP

PvP, Survival, Vanilla

Welcome to SurvivalMP! Were simply a Vanilla/Survival server with a friendly community of players. [Rules]

No modded/hacked clients of any kind. No dupes or exploits. No spamming, advertising or disruptive behavior in chat. All Raiding and PvP is allowed!! Make sure to build far!

Updated October 10, 2024

Players:	101/100	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Animals Bred:	167	Dark Rituals Completed:	5
New Chunks Explored:	445575	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	2
Unseen Monsters Slain:	5	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	6
Epic Bosses Defeated:	4	Divine Relics Bestowed:	14
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	5	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	100

Random Fact: Did you hear? A player once rode a unicorn straight into a dimension hop, and they haven’t stopped laughing since.

HaxysHideout The 1122 Pack PvE

PvE

Updated October 10, 2024

Players:	91/200	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Whispering Shadows Heard:	3	Fairy Circles Danced In:	9
Magical Familiars Summoned:	4	Lava Oceans Crossed:	1
Legendary Items Repaired:	5	Ghost Trains Ridden:	0
Runes Activated:	4	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	1
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	3

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Teleportation mishaps are the leading cause of unexpected interdimensional friendships.

Mccaim

Survival

Mcaim – The greatest minecraft server of all time. Minus all the really good ones, but just ignore those

Updated October 10, 2024

Players:	90/100	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Reality Distortions Fixed:	3	Endless Mazes Solved:	3
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1	Legendary Items Repaired:	5
Wyrmholes Dug:	5	Glitched Entities Encountered:	2
Goblin Markets Raided:	7	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	11
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	25	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	3

Random Fact: Fun Fact: The last chaos emerald discovered was found inside a potato. No one knows how it got there.

MythicHaven

Economy, MCMMO, PvE, Roleplay, Survival, Towny

Welcome to MythicHaven-The ULTIMATE Towny Experience! Claim land using Towny and invite your friends to create sprawling cities along with you. Become the king or queen of your very own nation and band together with cities across the server. Make your own shopping center and dominate the 100% player run economy. The possibilities for expansion are endless! Features: – 75+ Custom Enchants – In-Game Ranks – Jobs, McMMO, Pocketgames – Custom music and sound effects! – Custom crafting recipes – Regular Events, Friendly Staff, and more! Come visit MythicHaven and start the ULTIMATE Towny adventure today!

Updated October 10, 2024

Players:	110/800	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Reality Warps Survived:	2	Battle Standards Raised:	5
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1	Gods Slained:	1
Cursed Amulets Found:	2	Shadow Figures Spotted:	6
Legendary Titles Earned:	3	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	5

Random Fact: Sweet Fact: Someone enchanted their pen to write love letters on its own—it’s been sending notes to all the nearby villagers.

Overcast Community

Mini Games, PvP

With Overcast Community, you get to play a variety of Minecraft PvP maps. Test your skills on different types of maps with unique objectives, made by awesome designers from the former Overcast Network and the community!

Updated October 10, 2024

Players:	106/300	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Gryphons Tamed:	1	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	5
Whispering Caves Entered:	8	Haunted Mines Explored:	1
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1	Celestial Crowns Worn:	1
Mines Excavated:	2966	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4
Cursed Lands Purified:	9	Living Statues Befriended:	3

Random Fact: Sweet Fact: Someone enchanted their pen to write love letters on its own—it’s been sending notes to all the nearby villagers.

Lunar Middle School

Economy, PvE, Roleplay, Survival, Towny, Vanilla

Updated October 10, 2024

Players:	104/900	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	4	Alien Abductions:	4
Goblin Markets Raided:	10	Celestial Crowns Worn:	5
Soul Swords Wielded:	1	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	1	Dragon Scales Harvested:	493
New Chunks Explored:	70872	Emeralds Found:	6404

Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player built a house entirely out of enchanted marshmallows—soft, sweet, and always smells like vanilla.

SpeedMC Network

Creative, OneBlock, Prison, Skyblock

Welcome to the SpeedMC Network! We offer a variety of game modes including One block, Prison, Creative and soon, Skymines! SpeedMC supports all cross plays! This includes Java, Bedrock, Switch, Xbox, PS5, Virtual Reality and more!Our Version Support includes:Skyblock Minecraft 1.14 – 1.18.2 One block Minecraft 1.14 – 1.18.2 Prison Minecraft 1.13 – 1.18.2Server IP: play.mc-speed.com Port: 19132 Discord: discord.gg/speedmc

Updated October 10, 2024

Players:	107/500	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	47	Mysterious Portals Opened:	15
Epic Shields Constructed:	12	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	3
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	7
Soul Contracts Signed:	5	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1
Cozy Campfires Lit:	18	Infernal Machines Built:	1

Random Fact: Whimsical Truth: A player found a patch of grass that giggles when you walk on it—it’s impossible to walk by without smiling.

CookieCraft Survival

Economy, Survival

CookieCraft is a place for everyone who loves vanilla Survival and is looking for a great group of people to play with. This is a great place to make friends fast, as we encourage players to be friendly and not grief.This is a server ran by experienced Minecraft server owners, and is running on a very long-term lag-free server.Our features include: A lag-free, long term server… A fresh world… Friendly community… A perfectly balanced player-driven economy — create your own shops!… Non-P2W… Pets… Vanilla Minecraft Survival.IP: play.cookiecraftsmp.com Discord: https://discord.gg/SWPgXdcUXw

Updated October 10, 2024

Players:	96/100	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Cursed Amulets Found:	5	Chimeras Created:	4
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	1	Living Shadows Defeated:	4
Astral Staffs Crafted:	6	Endless Legions Commanded:	14
Evil Twin Fights:	1	Horror Stories Survived:	6
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3	Reality Warps Survived:	2

Random Fact: Rumor has it that every enchanted tome written is secretly overseen by an invisible librarian.

Project Eden

Creative, Economy, MCMMO, Mini Games, Skyblock, Survival, Vanilla

Hello everyone! Welcome to Project Eden, a survival multiplayer server with fresh worlds, helpful and friendly staff, and lots of cool and unique plugins and features! The most important goal of our server is to give our players a place where they can relax and have fun. You can build something spectacular, become the richest player on the server, or just hang out with friends. We also try to give a feeling of a community to the server by organizing events, using a player-driven economy, a personalized and advanced chat system, and so much more. Some of these events include weekly minigame nights on Saturdays, trivia, and holiday specials. Our server also has mcMMO, an in-depth wiki, and server-wide Discord! We make sure our staff is always ready to help you with whatever you need, and that they always treat you with respect.

Updated October 10, 2024

Players:	94/100	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Infinite Doors Opened:	1	Alternate Realities Explored:	5
Phantom Knights Defeated:	3	Wailing Winds Heard:	4
Divine Scrolls Written:	24	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	9
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	5	Spectral Entities Defeated:	3
Lost Souls Rescued:	4	Haunted Mines Explored:	2

Random Fact: Insider Fact: Invisible pathways are rumored to lead straight to the end of the rainbow, where a pot of gold awaits.

PiponMC

Cross-Play, Economy, PvP, Survival

Welcome to PiponMC, your ultimate destination in the vast world of Minecraft! Immerse yourself in a unique experience where the economy flourishes, jobs are varied, protections are strong, and clans are forged with camaraderie.Prosperous Economy: In PiponMC, economics is the heart of the gaming experience. Take part in various activities, from mining to farming, to earn coins and build your fortune. Open your own store or trade with other players to create a vibrant economy full of opportunities.Various Jobs: Choose from a wide range of jobs, each with their own rewards and challenges. Whether you’re a farmer, a miner, a fisherman, or a crafty trader, there’s a perfect job for every type of player. Earn money doing what you love and excel in your specialty.Robust Protections: At PiponMC, security is paramount. Protect your buildings and belongings using our block protection system. Don’t worry about thieves; Your creations will be safe and you can focus on expanding your empire in a safe and secure environment.Powerful Clans: Become part of a strong and loyal community by joining a clan. Together, they can conquer territories, face epic challenges and build a lasting legacy. Cooperation and strategy are key to your clan’s success in PiponMC.Join us at PiponMC and experience the perfect combination of a thriving economy, varied jobs, robust protections, and powerful clans. Get ready to explore, build and dominate in this exciting world of Minecraft!

Updated October 10, 2024

Players:	106/200	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	1	Astral Amulets Crafted:	39
Whispering Shadows Heard:	0	Legendary Items Repaired:	7
Astral Projections Made:	4	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	19	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	3

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a rainbow that they could pick up and carry—now it’s the ultimate fashion accessory.

Ardania

Creative, Economy, PvE, Survival

Updated October 10, 2024

Players:	90/700	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	4	Backwards Speech Heard:	4
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1	Crystal Palaces Visited:	3
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	1	Players Killed by Monsters:	3422
Endless Staircases Climbed:	1	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1
Buildings Constructed:	29	Dragons Tamed:	4

Random Fact: Insider Fact: Invisible pathways are rumored to lead straight to the end of the rainbow, where a pot of gold awaits.

Lifestealing

LifeSteal, PvP, Survival

Welcome to Lifestealing! We have tried to make the best possible Lifesteal experience. Here are just some of our features:-No eliminations -Custom Clans inspired by popular mobile games -Crystal PvP -Admin-held and automatic events -No claims -Greifing allowed -Practice PVP for rewards (Duels!)Version 1.20.4 Java: lifestealing.com Bedrock: lifestealing.bedrock.minehut.gg (Port: 19132)

Updated October 10, 2024

Players:	100/600	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Phantom Rings Equipped:	19	Falling into the Void:	2
Invisible Walls Found:	1	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	2
Pirate Ships Captured:	2	Demonic Pacts Formed:	2
Mystic Runes Engraved:	7	Infinity Stones Found:	3
Wyrmholes Dug:	2	Cursed Swords Broken:	1

Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player once brewed a potion that made their pet bunny fly—it’s now the most popular bunny in the skies.