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Players: | 100/300 | Votes: | 3198 |
Rating: | 4.0 / 5 | ||
Evil Lairs Raided: | 7 | Endermen Teleportation Errors: | 1 |
Lava Oceans Crossed: | 2 | Mines Excavated: | 2307 |
Unicorn Parades Witnessed: | 2 | Hedge Mazes Navigated: | 11 |
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed: | 1 | Shadow Realms Conquered: | 0 |
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered: | 5 | Forbidden Doors Opened: | 3 |
God-Killer Bows Constructed: | 6 | Astral Projections Made: | 2 |
Treasure Maps Found: | 1 | Infinite Doors Opened: | 1 |
But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Diamond Chicken, rumored to lay diamonds instead of eggs. And if you’re lucky, you might stumble upon the mystical Unicorn Village where rainbows are made of candy and the villagers ride around on magical llamas.
So why wait? Join our server now and experience the craziest, wackiest, and most absurd Minecraft adventure of your life! Trust us, you won’t regret it (unless you’re allergic to fun, in which case, maybe stick to the boring servers).