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Players: | 99/300 | Votes: | 9437 |
Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
Divine Spears Created: | 11 | Phoenix Feathers Found: | 15 |
Meteorite Armor Created: | 23 | Heroic Oaths Sworn: | 7 |
Enchanted Tomes Discovered: | 187 | Ancient Relics Unearthed: | 310 |
Players Killed by Monsters: | 1417 | Horror Stories Survived: | 6 |
Paranormal Events Investigated: | 5 | Cursed Villages Purged: | 2 |
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: | 1 | Vanishing Items Found: | 4 |
Astral Mages Summoned: | 4 | Forbidden Tomes Read: | 4 |
Why should you join? Well, for starters, our server is guarded by a team of ninja llamas who will protect you from any creepers or zombies that come your way. Plus, our diamond pickaxes have been blessed by the Minecraft gods themselves, giving you the power to mine obsidian with just one tap!
But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to a secret underground city filled with villagers who have mastered the art of dabbing. Yes, you read that right – dabbing villagers! And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon a hidden treasure chest filled with enchanted golden carrots that give you super speed and the ability to fly!
So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft server today and embark on the most ridiculous and hilarious adventures you’ll ever experience in the world of blocks and pixels!