Blocky Fantasy Fun | New Minecraft Servers 2024

LOLcraft: ‘>you will never have this’

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Welcome to our EPIC Minecraft server, where the adventures are as wild as a herd of llamas on a rollercoaster!

Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a player joined our server and found a chest filled with diamonds so big, it made their eyes pop out like a creeper on a diet of TNT. And that’s not all, they also stumbled upon a secret underground base filled with enchanted golden apples guarded by a pack of zombie pigmen wearing top hats. True story, bro.

But wait, there’s more! If you join our server, you’ll have the chance to ride a unicorn through a rainbow-filled nether portal while battling a horde of skeletons armed with diamond swords. And if you’re lucky, you might even find the legendary End City made entirely out of emerald blocks guarded by a dragon who’s a master at disco dancing.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the EPICNESS for yourself! Trust us, you’ll never have this much fun anywhere else.

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	94/600	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Phantom Ships Sailed:	4	Lunar Scepters Activated:	8
Celestial Gardens Planted:	2	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	4
Dragons Tamed:	1	Lost Cities Unearthed:	4
Phantom Horses Ridden:	2	Elemental Crystals Collected:	82
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	14	Fairy Circles Danced In:	3

Random Fact: Trivia: A cursed diamond was mined under a blood moon—since then, it’s been known to glow eerily in the dark.

Pasta Poetry PVP: Where Dante’s Inferno meets Minecraft Madness!

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Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the poetry of Italian poets from the 13th century comes to life in pixelated glory! Join us and experience words that glow like burning coal as you explore our virtual world.

Legend has it that these ancient poems were actually written in your soul and are now waiting for you to uncover their secrets. Who knew that Minecraft could be so deep and meaningful?

Come join us and embark on a journey that will make you question everything you thought you knew about poetry and Minecraft. Trust us, this server is unlike anything you’ve ever experienced before!

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	97/1000	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Battle Standards Raised:	8	Mythical Swords Crafted:	86
Treasure Maps Found:	3	Ghost Trains Ridden:	2
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	4	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	0
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1	Secret Guilds Joined:	5
Magical Moments Shared:	13	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	5

Random Fact: Surprising But True: The last rainstorm ended with a double rainbow and a pot of gold—it’s now a community treasure.

Cheeky Chavs Craft

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Are you tired of always online slop games getting banned in England? Look no further, because our Minecraft server is here to save the day! Join us and escape the clutches of the ban-happy government with our pixelated paradise.

Our server is so epic, even the Queen herself plays on it. Rumor has it she built a castle made entirely out of diamonds and gold blocks. And don’t even get me started on the legendary battles that take place in our PvP arena. We’re talking epic showdowns between players riding on giant chickens armed with diamond swords.

But that’s not all – we also have a secret underground society of players who have discovered the mythical “Notch’s Hammer,” a weapon so powerful it can destroy entire mountains with a single swing. Join us and uncover the mysteries of this legendary server.

So what are you waiting for? Join now before England bans us too!

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	95/600	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Demonic Pacts Formed:	3
Lost Souls Rescued:	1	Arcane Towers Raised:	1
Cursed Statues Activated:	3	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	4
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0	Battle Standards Raised:	14
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	96	Shattered Realms Restored:	2

Random Fact: Wild Fact: Every time a mimic chest is discovered, it doubles the amount of loot in the next treasure found.

MineCrafty McMineFace – LOLz & Lava Lamps

#youtube, Content Creation, Enna, Ethyria Essentials, Ethyria General, EthyriaPrevious Thread, Gaming, graduated, influencers, lamps, lava, LIVESTREAMING, lolz, McMineFace, millie, minecrafty, nina, Online Community, Reimu, Rentry, social media, twitch, twitter, vlogging

Join our Minecraft server for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures and hilarious moments! Enna, Millie, Nina, and Reimu are here to guide you through the wackiest challenges and build the most epic structures you’ve ever seen.

Enna will lead you on a quest to find the rarest items, while Millie will teach you how to prank your friends in the most epic ways possible. Nina, our graduated master builder, will show you how to create jaw-dropping creations that will leave everyone in awe. And Reimu will keep you entertained with her witty humor and insane parkour skills.

But that’s not all! Ethyria Essentials will provide you with the most essential tools and resources to make your Minecraft experience even more epic. So what are you waiting for? Join us on this hilarious journey and let’s create the craziest Minecraft world together!

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	103/600	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Astral Staffs Crafted:	6	Spectral Entities Defeated:	7
Undead Armies Raised:	3	Phantom Rings Equipped:	22
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4	Mimic Chests Discovered:	3
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	5
Phoenix Feathers Found:	10	Hidden Passages Discovered:	5

Random Fact: Wholesome Lore: A hidden village was discovered where everyone bakes cookies—they give them out for free to travelers.

Pokecraft: Gotta Mine ‘Em All!

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Are you tired of the same old boring Pokemon gameplay? Do you wish you could catch something more exciting than just Pikachu and Charmander? Well, do we have the server for you!

Join our server and enter a world where Pokegirls roam free! These sassy, fierce creatures are not your average Pokemon – they come in all shapes and sizes, ready to battle it out in epic fashion.

But beware, these Pokegirls are not to be messed with. They have their own unique personalities and powers, making each encounter a wild adventure. Will you be able to catch them all and become the ultimate Pokegirl trainer?

So say goodbye to boring old Pokemon and hello to a whole new world of excitement and chaos. Join our server today and experience the craziest Minecraft adventure you’ve ever seen!

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	104/200	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	7	Dragons Tamed:	5
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	5	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1
Mysterious Portals Opened:	5	Rainbows Spotted:	9
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	16	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1
Living Statues Befriended:	0	Twisted Realms Survived:	2

Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Gnome villages are protected by invisible walls that only activate when someone says “magic beans.”

Blocky B*tches

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Are you tired of spending all your time in the virtual world of Sims 4? Well, have we got the solution for you! Join our Minecraft server and escape the mundane life of virtual families and endless house building. With over 1401 hours of experience in Sims 4, our staff members have mastered the art of virtual living and are here to guide you through the pixelated wilderness of Minecraft.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to a secret underground city where players can trade virtual goods for real-life snacks. That’s right, you can exchange your diamond pickaxes for delicious snacks like Cheetos and Mountain Dew. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the legendary Dorito Mine, where the walls are lined with cheesy goodness.

So why wait? Join our server today and experience a virtual world like no other. Who needs Sims 4 when you can have Minecraft madness at your fingertips?

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	103/700	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	1	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	5
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	14	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1	Crystal Caves Mapped:	10
Haunted Mines Explored:	2	Magical Ponies Rescued:	7
Secret Passages Found:	4	Endless Staircases Climbed:	0

Random Fact: Heartwarming Lore: A player once found a lost puppy that turned out to be a shape-shifting dragon—it now guards their treasure chest.

Crafty Goon Squad

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old vanilla gameplay? Look no further, because our server is a wild ride of chaos and hilarity!

Join us if you want to ride pigs into battle, build a castle out of rainbow blocks, and challenge the Ender Dragon to a dance-off. Our community is full of wacky characters who will keep you laughing for hours on end.

But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that our server is home to a secret underground disco where zombies and skeletons bust a move to funky tunes. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon a hidden treasure chest filled with diamonds and enchanted gear.

So why waste your time on boring servers when you can join the madness and mayhem of our server? Come on in and let the craziness begin!

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	98/600	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	3	Soul Contracts Signed:	1
Astral Orbs Gathered:	8	Shadow Figures Spotted:	7
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Runes Activated:	0
Celestial Crowns Worn:	3	World-Altering Spells Cast:	2
Secret Libraries Discovered:	5	Cozy Campfires Lit:	23

Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a tiny dragon that likes to sleep in their pocket—it’s the perfect pocket warmer!

Crafty Tacos – Taco ‘Bout a Good Time!

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Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers that make you yawn more than a sloth on a rainy day? Well, look no further because our server will have you laughing so hard, you’ll forget what day it is!

Join us for epic adventures where you can ride llamas dressed as pirates, battle evil chickens with laser eyes, and build a castle made entirely out of cheese! And that’s not all – our server has a secret underground disco where the creepers like to bust a move when no one’s looking. Trust us, you haven’t lived until you’ve seen a creeper do the Macarena!

But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to the legendary Diamond Unicorn, who grants wishes to anyone who can find him. Rumor has it that one lucky player once wished for a lifetime supply of bacon and now they’re living in a bacon castle with a bacon moat.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and prepare for a wild ride that will have you saying “Edición hoy NO le re gustó” in the best way possible!

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	92/100	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Meteorites Collected:	1	Holy Grails Found:	5
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	1
Heroic Legacies Created:	3	Alternate Realities Explored:	3
Dark Rituals Completed:	4	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	2

Random Fact: Sweet Lore: A player once tamed a unicorn by offering it a sugar cube—it now follows them everywhere, leaving a trail of sparkles.

Anon’s Epic Minecraft Adventure

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Welcome to the most epic Minecraft server you’ll ever play on! Why should you join? Well, let me tell you some crazy stories about Lammy.

Legend has it that Lammy was once a sheep who gained magical powers and transformed into a Minecraft god. Now, on this server, you can ride rainbow-colored sheep into battle and conquer your enemies with the power of cuteness!

But that’s not all – our server is home to the rarest and most elusive mobs you’ll ever encounter. From flying pigs to dancing zombies, you never know what crazy creature you’ll come across next.

And if you’re feeling adventurous, take a trip to the Nether where you’ll find a secret disco party hosted by none other than Lammy himself. Dance the night away with ghasts and blaze rods as your DJ’s!

So what are you waiting for? Join Lammy today and experience the wildest Minecraft adventures you’ll ever have. Just be sure to watch out for those killer bunnies – they’re not as innocent as they look!

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	102/600	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Secret Guilds Joined:	5	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2
Runes Activated:	1	Celestial Gardens Planted:	8
Eternal Flames Captured:	6	Epic Bosses Defeated:	2
Dragon Scales Harvested:	357	Fairy Circles Danced In:	12
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	40	Mines Excavated:	2676

Random Fact: Legendary Lore: Every time an ancient relic is unearthed, a lost city somewhere trembles in fear.

Ukrainian Chug-a-Lug Craft Server #15916

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Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with no excitement? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest, wildest, and most unpredictable server out there! Join us for a wild ride filled with explosive events, insane battles, and unexpected twists at every turn.

Forget about building houses and farming crops, on our server, you’ll be fighting off mobs with laser guns, riding dragons into battle, and exploring secret dungeons filled with treasure beyond your wildest dreams. And that’s not all – rumor has it there’s a hidden portal that leads to a dimension where everything is made of candy!

But beware, this server is not for the faint of heart. Only the bravest and most daring players can survive the chaos and come out on top. So if you think you have what it takes to conquer the madness, join us now and let the adventure begin!

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	101/800	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Emeralds Found:	6002	Endless Mazes Conquered:	4
Mineshafts Explored:	4	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	24
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	12	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	5	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	0
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	2	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a rainbow that they could pick up and carry—now it’s the ultimate fashion accessory.

MeowCraft: The Cheesy Cat Server

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Are you tired of boring old cats in Minecraft? Well, on our server, we have the exclusive “Can I haz cheeseburger” cat breed! These cats are not only cute as fuck, but they also have a special ability to summon cheeseburgers out of thin air! Imagine having a pet that can satisfy your hunger cravings at any time. Join our server now and adopt one of these amazing feline friends. Who needs diamonds when you have a cheeseburger cat by your side?

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	102/700	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Chaos Gates Opened:	3
Dragon Scales Harvested:	347	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0
Endless Legions Commanded:	21	Immortal Anvils Forged:	19
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	1	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	1
Living Statues Befriended:	2	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Cozy campfires are rumored to attract wandering gods who just want to share a story.

Timey Wimey Crafty Fun Server

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Welcome to the most epic Minecraft server where even the smallest wish can have universe-altering consequences! Join us and witness the chaos as players battle it out over the most ridiculous wishes. Want to be taller? Prepare to face off against entire timelines and multiverses just to gain a few extra blocks of height! Only on this server can you experience the thrill of fighting for your wildest dreams, no matter how absurd they may be. So why wait? Join now and see what kind of mayhem you can unleash with just a simple wish!

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	102/500	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	6	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	11
Towns Built:	10	Magical Ponies Rescued:	3
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	5	Legendary Scepters Created:	7
Enchanted Forests Planted:	4	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	2
Orbs of Power Found:	5	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	20

Random Fact: Magical Fact: A player once brewed a potion that turned their pet into a talking companion—it always knows just what to say.

Crafty Celeb Chaos

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Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding diamonds? Well, look no further than our server, where the Celeb ThreadBeady can do it edition is in full swing!

Join us for a wild ride filled with celebrity sightings and outrageous adventures. Rumor has it that ThreadBeady himself will be making a guest appearance, ready to show off his epic building skills and battle zombies with nothing but a carrot.

But that’s not all – our server is home to the rarest and most elusive mobs, including the legendary Disco Sheep and the mysterious Enderman with a top hat. Will you be brave enough to face these creatures and claim their loot?

So why wait? Join our server today and experience the madness for yourself. Who knows, you might even stumble upon a secret treasure chest filled with enchanted golden potatoes. Don’t miss out on the fun – Celeb ThreadBeady can do it edition awaits!

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	101/200	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Living Statues Befriended:	3	Crops Grown:	7155
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	11	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	3
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	11
Magical Moments Shared:	10	Dragon Eggs Found:	2317
Epic Battles Fought:	5	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	50

Random Fact: Insider Fact: Invisible pathways are rumored to lead straight to the end of the rainbow, where a pot of gold awaits.

JapanCraft: Because Creepers are the Real Enemy

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Are you tired of living in a boring old country with expensive food and tipping culture? Come join our Minecraft server where you can escape to a world where the only currency is blocks and the only language spoken is gamer speak!

With our server, all you need is a degree (any degree will do) and the ability to speak English (or at least type it in the chat). You’ll be living the high life in no time, just like our English teacher friend in Japan.

Forget about high living costs and tipping woes, on our server you can build your dream house out of virtual blocks and never worry about rent or bills again. Join us today and start living your best virtual life!

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	96/600	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Vanishing Structures Built:	3	Elemental Crystals Collected:	73
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	3
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	6	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2
Legendary Heroes Trained:	1	Phoenix Feathers Found:	14
Arcane Towers Raised:	3	Shadow Realms Conquered:	2

Random Fact: Magical Trivia: One player managed to defeat an epic boss with nothing but enchanted breadsticks—no joke!

Botan’s Blocky Hunt

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Are you tired of the same old Minecraft servers with boring quests and mundane tasks? Well, look no further because on our server, Shishiro Botan is on the loose and she’s out for blood! The only way to stop her is by teaming up with the last vtuber you watched – whether it’s a singing cat or a virtual penguin, they’re your only hope against this virtual menace.

Join our server for the thrill of a lifetime as you navigate through dangerous obstacles, uncover hidden secrets, and battle it out with other players to see who will emerge victorious in the epic showdown against Shishiro Botan. And who knows, maybe you’ll even unlock some rare loot or discover a secret passage that leads to untold treasures.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and embark on a wild adventure that will have you on the edge of your seat (or gaming chair) as you fight to save the virtual world from certain doom. And remember, the fate of the Minecraft universe rests in your hands – no pressure!

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	103/500	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Divine Scrolls Written:	8	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	1
Lost Cities Unearthed:	5	Dragons Tamed:	7
Immortal Potions Brewed:	12	Gnome Villages Protected:	5
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	4	Endless Night Skies:	1
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2	Lunar Scepters Activated:	12

Random Fact: Sweet Truth: A player found a hidden passage that leads to a secret garden—it’s full of flowers that bloom in rainbow colors.