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Players: | 90/900 | Votes: | 2708 |
Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked: | 1 | Mystery Villagers Spotted: | 6 |
Celestial Gardens Planted: | 2 | Dragon Eggs Found: | 1542 |
Unholy Beasts Tamed: | 2 | Astral Staffs Crafted: | 6 |
Villages Defended: | 10 | Ethereal Dreams Experienced: | 23 |
Magical Carpet Rides Taken: | 5 | Eldritch Abominations Befriended: | 3 |
Endless Legions Commanded: | 32 | Warlock Amulets Crafted: | 12 |
Forbidden Grimoires Read: | 4 | Cursed Swords Broken: | 1 |
Looking for a place to unleash your creativity and build the ultimate penis-shaped structure? Look no further, because on our server, we have a whole community dedicated to building the most phallic monuments you can imagine.
But that’s not all – we also have epic quests, like the legendary quest to find the mystical Golden Penis of Power. Rumor has it that whoever finds it will be blessed with unlimited diamonds and the ability to shoot fireballs from their… well, you get the idea.
So come join us on our server, where the only thing more ridiculous than our builds is the chat. And remember, in this world, a group of penises is called a “pleasure party” – so grab your pickaxe and come join the fun!