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| Players: | 109/500 | Votes: | 6800 |
| Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
| Ethereal Couriers Hired: | 1 | Divine Relics Bestowed: | 15 |
| Meteorites Collected: | 4 | Vampire Cloaks Sewn: | 3 |
| Eldritch Abominations Befriended: | 0 | Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: | 0 |
| Curse of Binding Applied: | 4 | Lunar Eclipses Witnessed: | 1 |
| Cursed Diamonds Mined: | 5 | Eldritch Scrolls Read: | 7 |
| Dimensional Collapse Prevented: | 1 | Ender Pearl Glitches: | 4 |
| Storm Giants Negotiated With: | 0 | Cosmic Entities Communed With: | 0 |
Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few creepers)! Join us for a wild ride through a world where the sky is the limit and the pigs can fly (literally, we have flying pigs).
Looking for a place to unleash your creativity and build the ultimate penis-shaped structure? Look no further, because on our server, we have a whole community dedicated to building the most phallic monuments you can imagine.
But that’s not all – we also have epic quests, like the legendary quest to find the mystical Golden Penis of Power. Rumor has it that whoever finds it will be blessed with unlimited diamonds and the ability to shoot fireballs from their… well, you get the idea.
So come join us on our server, where the only thing more ridiculous than our builds is the chat. And remember, in this world, a group of penises is called a “pleasure party” – so grab your pickaxe and come join the fun!
