Blocky Dongs Collective | New Minecraft Servers 2024

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few creepers)! Join us for a wild ride through a world where the sky is the limit and the pigs can fly (literally, we have flying pigs).

Looking for a place to unleash your creativity and build the ultimate penis-shaped structure? Look no further, because on our server, we have a whole community dedicated to building the most phallic monuments you can imagine.

But that’s not all – we also have epic quests, like the legendary quest to find the mystical Golden Penis of Power. Rumor has it that whoever finds it will be blessed with unlimited diamonds and the ability to shoot fireballs from their… well, you get the idea.

So come join us on our server, where the only thing more ridiculous than our builds is the chat. And remember, in this world, a group of penises is called a “pleasure party” – so grab your pickaxe and come join the fun!

Updated September 29, 2024

Players:	110/900	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3	Hidden Passages Discovered:	7
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	28	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	3	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	9
Haunted Forests Traversed:	3	Astral Staffs Crafted:	5
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	1	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1

Random Fact: Insider Secret: Players who solve unsolvable puzzles are said to unlock the ability to talk to fish.

NiftyMC

Cross-Play, Economy, MCMMO, Skyblock, Survival

NiftyMC is a family-friendly Minecraft server for both Java and Bedrock players. Come join us to play on our BRAND NEW SMP or our Oneblock Skyblock mode. We produce consistent updates and listen solely to our community when it comes to updates.

Updated September 29, 2024

Players:	108/100	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	4	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	15
Soul Contracts Signed:	1	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	5
Love Letters Sent:	20	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	2
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	1	Divine Spears Created:	21
Holy Grails Found:	4	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	9

Random Fact: Crazy But True: Someone once caught a cosmic hamster, and now it’s the server’s unofficial mascot!

PokeClash Cobblemon

Economy, MCMMO, Pixelmon, Survival

Updated September 29, 2024

Players:	110/300	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	6	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	2
Mystic Runes Engraved:	2	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	9
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	22
Cursed Scrolls Read:	4	Potions Brewed:	24
Unseen Monsters Slain:	3	Blood Moons Survived:	2

Random Fact: Heartwarming Fact: A player once found a cozy campfire that tells bedtime stories—perfect for winding down after a day of quests.

AztecMC

PvE, Raiding, Survival, Vanilla

Server address and rules: aztecmc.orgAztecMC is a vanilla raiding server. What that means is, weve got Essentials installed to protect spawn, and players can /sethome and /tpahere, but thats it. No chest protections, no player block protections, and you best get some armor quick because we’re on hard mode.Have you stumbled on someones base? Grief it. Are they still home? Kill them and take their stuff. We have some simple rules, tips for not getting yourself raided, and a bonafide a-dult staff available to help keep things classy. X-rayers got you down? We can teach you how to thwart them while our ban-hammer sniffs them out.Geek stats: – World border is at 100k – Running Minecraft 1.20.4

Updated September 29, 2024

Players:	105/600	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Magical Familiars Summoned:	5	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	7
Shadow Realms Conquered:	2	Astral Staffs Crafted:	14
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1	Hidden Passages Discovered:	2
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	1	Endless Staircases Climbed:	1
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	3	Alternate Realities Explored:	2

Random Fact: Rumor has it that every enchanted tome written is secretly overseen by an invisible librarian.

WavyMC

Cross-Play, Economy, PvE, Survival

WavyMC is the #1 1.20 Survival Server! Java/Bedrock CompatibleJava IP: play.wavymc.fun Bedrock IP: bedrock.wavymc.funEmbark on an epic adventure in a dynamic and thriving world filled with exciting features and endless possibilities. Our server is carefully designed to provide an immersive and enjoyable experience for players of all skill levels. Some of our core features include a player driven economy, over 600 quests, player leveling system, crates, and a whole lot more!Our community is built around the Twitch Community. Many players know each other from livestream chats, or other games. You will build friendships with new players, meet new friends, and have a fun time playing on WavyMC!Daveyhaha: http://twitch.tv/daveyhaha Snipper: http://twitch.tv/SnipperJoin our Minecraft server today! 🙂

Updated September 29, 2024

Players:	103/200	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	23	Demon Skulls Collected:	34
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	8	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	2
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	7	Talking Trees Consulted:	4
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2	Legendary Items Repaired:	4
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	2	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	2

Random Fact: Whimsical But True: A player planted a garden of enchanted roses that sing—they’re the most beautiful alarm clocks ever.

MineGlobe

Earth, LifeSteal, MCMMO, Mini Games, Skyblock, Survival, Towny

Updated September 29, 2024

Players:	103/1000	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Living Shadows Defeated:	1	Alien Abductions:	0
Shattered Realms Restored:	1	Buildings Constructed:	29
Mythical Swords Crafted:	48	Demonic Pacts Formed:	1
Immortal Potions Brewed:	5	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	5
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3	Forbidden Doors Opened:	2

Random Fact: Sweet But True: A player found a cuddly creature that hugs them every morning—it’s the best way to start the day.

Kilocraft

PvE, Survival, Vanilla

Kilocraft is a vanilla survival server that has been running snapshots since 1.13, and we are currently running our world on version 1.21. Over time the Kilocraft community has grown a lot and thanks to suggestions of our players we could add features such as claiming, playtime-based ranks, and pwarps to help improve the community aspect of our server! If you want to join us, connect to 50kilo.org, if you have any questions, don’t hesitate to ask any of our staff!Server Stats: We have a powerful machine, to make sure you only get to play on the best performance of 1.21 > RAM: 64GB > CPU: i9 9900k > Storage: 2TB NVMe

Updated September 29, 2024

Players:	107/200	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Omnipotent Charms Created:	2	Potions Brewed:	153
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	42	Treasure Maps Found:	1
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	6	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	26	Alien Abductions:	2
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	6

Random Fact: Trivia: The last enchanted forest planted was accidentally grown upside down, yet it thrived—go figure!

Berry Middle School

Cross-Play, Economy, MCMMO, PvE, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

Updated September 29, 2024

Players:	92/300	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	6	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	2
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	2	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	7
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1	Goblin Markets Raided:	9
Paranormal Events Investigated:	3	Invisible Walls Found:	1
Cursed Scrolls Read:	4	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Phantom blocks have a tendency to rearrange themselves into secret messages when no one’s looking.

Origins Reborn MC

Cross-Play, Economy, MCMMO, Roleplay, Survival, Towny, Vanilla

Embark on a unique Minecraft journey with Origins Reborn, a vanilla SMP Java/Bedrock server transforming gameplay with the Origins Mod. Unique Origins: Discover enhanced versions, featuring new abilities and mechanics for an unparalleled adventure. Custom Mobs and Items: Immerse yourself in a Vanilla+ atmosphere with specially crafted additions. Active Towny Community: Join our vibrant Towny community, fostering collaboration and growth. Overhauled Brewing System: Explore revamped brewing with custom food, drinks, and potions. New Worldgen and Structures: Encounter fresh landscapes and structures for an enriched experience. Hand-Tailored Plugins: Seamless integration for a cohesive and immersive gameplay. Player-Driven Economy: Shape the dynamic in-game economy through interactions. Weekly Updates: Stay engaged with regular content updates for continuous excitement. Interactive Menus: Enjoy user-friendly menus for Bedrock, Mobile, and Console players.

Updated September 29, 2024

Players:	99/200	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Immortal Potions Brewed:	14	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	5	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	5
Epic Weapons Forged:	3	Ancient Ruins Explored:	5
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	41	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1
Gryphons Tamed:	1	Magic Wands Crafted:	23

Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player once brewed a potion that made their pet bunny fly—it’s now the most popular bunny in the skies.

BattleAsya

KitPvP, Skyblock, Survival, Towny

Found by Dennie and Eugene in 2016, BattleAsya is a medium-size cracked Minecraft (Java Edition) server based in the Philippines (formerly based in Malaysia under the leadership of Eugene). Throughout the years, we have had the opportunity to transform ourselves from a small community for both Malaysians and Filipinos, into a mature gaming network serving the region. Today’s BattleAsya is still committed to serving the community with dedication and diligence. Our goals are to offer a low-latency option and provide long-term service for Minecraft players in Southeast Asia.

Updated September 29, 2024

Players:	109/400	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Portal Loops Escaped:	2	Endless Legions Commanded:	15
Alternate Realities Explored:	5	Enchantments Applied:	114
Cursed Statues Activated:	4	Crystal Palaces Visited:	2
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	5	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	5
Demonic Pacts Formed:	0	Alien Abductions:	4

Random Fact: Lovely Truth: Someone discovered a tree that grows candy—it’s now a favorite hangout for adventurers with a sweet tooth.

WaveCraft

Economy, LifeSteal, OneBlock, PvE, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

Introducing our new Skyblock server! Join us in a Skygens tycoon server, with gamemodes including Skyblock classic, Oneblock, Skygrid, and more! Compete with other players to see who can utilise their generators to make the most money and be the Skyblock Tycoon!Welcome to WaveCraft, a vibrant and community-driven Minecraft server that’s ready to make a splash in your gaming experience! Dive into a world where the community’s voice is valued, and where every player suggestion helps shape the server’s evolution.On Wavecraft, players can stay busy working on their Slimefun projects, working together in server build battles, or participating in the hourly fishing competitions.One of WaveCraft’s standout features is the incorporation of custom items and perks, all within the vanilla Minecraft experience. No need for additional mods! Immerse yourself in a world where unique items come to life with custom models, adding a visually stunning touch to your adventures.Earn points as you embark on thrilling quests and challenges, and exchange them for coveted in-game treasures. From majestic mounts to adorable pets, and from customized armor to powerful tools, the possibilities are endless. Your efforts and dedication will be rewarded with a vast array of exclusive items to enhance your gameplay and showcase your individuality.Prepare yourself for a tide of excitement with our weekly and daily server events. Participate in thrilling building competitions, showcasing your creativity and skill as you vie for recognition and rewards. Test your angling expertise in fishing competitions, where reeling in rare fish can unlock special items such as the legendary rainbow rod. And keep an eye out for pinata parties, where the skies rain down crate keys and exclusive custom items, turning every gathering into an exhilarating fiesta.But WaveCraft isn’t just about the features—it’s about the community that brings it all to life. Join a friendly and welcoming group of players who are passionate about creating a thriving environment. Share your ideas, connect with fellow gamers, and experience the joy of building and exploring together. WaveCraft is more than just a server; it’s a place where friendships are forged, memories are made, and adventures are embarked upon as a united front.

Updated September 29, 2024

Players:	106/100	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Astral Orbs Gathered:	9	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3
Enchanted Forests Planted:	6	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2
Buildings Constructed:	36	Alternate Realities Explored:	3
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	3	New Chunks Explored:	972711
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	183	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	1

Random Fact: Adorable Truth: A kitten was found napping inside an enchanted book—it now helps with all reading-related quests.

SquirtleSquadMC

Economy, MCMMO, Pixelmon, PvE, Survival

Welcome to SquirtleSquadMC! Our server is running Pixelmon Reforged “Always latest version”Server Information! Modpack: https://www.curseforge.com/minecraft/modpacks/squirtlesquad Server IP: play.squirtlesquadmc.com Discord: https://discord.gg/jSQf3zZxfN Website: https://www.squirtlesquadmc.com

Updated September 29, 2024

Players:	99/700	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3	Living Statues Befriended:	1
Chaos Gates Opened:	3	Holy Grails Found:	2
Volcanoes Explored:	1	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	8
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	3	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2
Endless Staircases Climbed:	3	Astral Projections Made:	4

Random Fact: Did you hear? Living statues can be befriended with a simple riddle—just hope they don’t ask you for one in return!

ExeosCraft

Cross-Play, Economy, MCMMO, PvE, Survival, Vanilla

Explore ExeosCraft, the No-Reset, No-Grief SMP! Tired of servers that hype up sales and impose strange rules? Welcome to ExeosCraft, where we prioritize your experience. Why Choose Us? – Stability: Our server, up and lagless since June 2020, will never reset its massive 35,000×35,000 map! – Zero Pay-To-Win: Fairness for all players is our moto! – Giving Back: Excess donations support various charities – Inclusivity: Hate speech isn’t tolerated here, any and all are welcome. – Custom Plugins: Hand-crafted plugins Our Features: – Permanent World, all builds will be kept forever – Level-Up System – Pets – Land Claim – McMMO

Updated September 29, 2024

Players:	92/100	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Secret Libraries Discovered:	5	Time-Warping Watches Found:	2
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	18	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	33	Potions Brewed:	65
Royal Courts Attended:	4	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	3
Backwards Speech Heard:	5	Ancient Ruins Explored:	1

Random Fact: Trivia: The last enchanted forest planted was accidentally grown upside down, yet it thrived—go figure!

Cropied

Economy, PvP, Survival

play.cropied.com-30 tiers of gens -Farming -Fishing (autofishing is allowed) -Mining -Tanks -Forge -PVP -TotemsCropied is a gen server with lots of features and things to do. When you join you can get a freerank with /freerank. To begin and get some starting info you can do /start and dont forget /daily. You can farm wheat, carrots, potatoes and more with custom enchants on a crop harvester. We have a /mine where you can get fight to get rare ores that you can use in the forge to craft all kinds of totems or keys to give you a boost to make it to the top of the leaderboards for payouts.

Updated September 29, 2024

Players:	92/900	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	1	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	32
Epic Battles Fought:	10	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	1
Mythical Swords Crafted:	77	Lost Cities Unearthed:	2
Endless Mazes Solved:	2	Astral Orbs Gathered:	19
Powerful Allies Recruited:	2	Unicorn Sightings:	0

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a magical teapot that pours endless hot chocolate—it’s now the most popular spot in town!

KCHS Craft

Economy, MCMMO, Mini Games, PvP, Roleplay, Skyblock, Survival

KCHS Craft is a cracked Malaysian Minecraft server specially designed for players in South East Asia, located in Singapore. Of course, everyone is welcome to join the server!

Updated September 29, 2024

Players:	102/700	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Mineshafts Explored:	5	Invisible Walls Found:	4
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	9	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	1	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	6
Royal Courts Attended:	3	Whispering Shadows Heard:	1
Mythical Relics Collected:	13	Shadow Figures Spotted:	8

Random Fact: Legend has it that the last time someone opened a haunted chest, they found a singing teapot inside!

MunchyMC

KitPvP, Mini Games, Prison, Skywars, Survival, Survival Games

MunchyMC is one of the best Minecraft servers around. Hop on munchymc.com to have some fun with friends and make some new friends! We have Maze Runner, Mini games and more!We are 1.7-1.15 compatible

Updated September 29, 2024

Players:	105/1000	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	3	Astral Amulets Crafted:	23
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	0	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	10
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	1	Astral Orbs Gathered:	12
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2	Goblin Markets Raided:	2
Titan Hearts Harvested:	3	Enchanted Forests Planted:	12

Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Gnome villages are protected by invisible walls that only activate when someone says “magic beans.”