Blocky Dongs Collective | New Minecraft Servers 2024

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few creepers)! Join us for a wild ride through a world where the sky is the limit and the pigs can fly (literally, we have flying pigs).

Looking for a place to unleash your creativity and build the ultimate penis-shaped structure? Look no further, because on our server, we have a whole community dedicated to building the most phallic monuments you can imagine.

But that’s not all – we also have epic quests, like the legendary quest to find the mystical Golden Penis of Power. Rumor has it that whoever finds it will be blessed with unlimited diamonds and the ability to shoot fireballs from their… well, you get the idea.

So come join us on our server, where the only thing more ridiculous than our builds is the chat. And remember, in this world, a group of penises is called a “pleasure party” – so grab your pickaxe and come join the fun!

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	97/600	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	7	Rainbows Spotted:	2
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	5	Endless Mazes Solved:	4
Runes Activated:	3	Soul Swords Wielded:	5
Demon Skulls Collected:	22	Magical Frogs Kissed:	7
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	8	Infinite Doors Opened:	3

Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone built a house out of enchanted gingerbread—it’s sturdy, sweet, and smells like Christmas all year round.

TheYolos

Economy, Hardcore, PvE, Roleplay, Survival

A Minecraft Network with Multiple Gameplay and Fun Community! ⭐Survival ⭐Slimefun ⭐Fantasy ⭐Mmorpg ⭐Dungeons ⭐Good Community ⭐Survival Hardcore ⭐MORE!

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	101/700	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	13	Astral Orbs Gathered:	10
Divine Spears Created:	19	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	9
Glorious Feasts Held:	13	Potions Brewed:	87
Endless Legions Commanded:	46	Omnipotent Charms Created:	4

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Cozy campfires are rumored to attract wandering gods who just want to share a story.

RexKraft

Economy, MCMMO, PvE, Survival, Vanilla

RexKraft is a tight-knit community that welcomes all new members. We are a family-friendly server so everyone can have an enjoyable time while playing! We’re a highly oriented community that values all the opinions our player base offers. We bring a lot to the table to make sure you do not get bored on the server!

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	105/200	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Reality Warps Survived:	0	Falling into the Void:	3
Wailing Winds Heard:	2	Void Armor Forged:	11
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	44	Chimeras Created:	3
Werewolf Howls Heard:	4	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	5
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	7	Battle Standards Raised:	15

Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Ender Dragon reincarnations sometimes come back as friendly puppies—seriously!

Blooh Network

Cross-Play, Economy, PvP, Survival

Blooh Network is a Minecraft Survival SMP server that offers a fun and entertaining experience for all! With our server being open to both Premium and Cracked Minecraft Players everyone can have a fun time! So what are you waiting for come join and have some fun! (IP: play.blooh.net)

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	109/600	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Epic Quests Completed:	24	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1	Invisible Pathways Walked:	4
Powerful Allies Recruited:	5	Curse of Binding Applied:	4
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	4	Crops Grown:	9857
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	10	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	4

Random Fact: Did you hear? The most powerful magic item found this week was a spoon that can bend reality.

HinokamiMC

Cross-Play, Economy, PvE, PvP, Roleplay

HinokamiMC – We offer a custom Demon Slayer SMP that requires no mods and is both Java and Bedrock compatible! We offer custom breathing styles directly from the anime series! Custom updates each new season, community driven input that gets added to the server, and a monthly PVP event called the Hinokami tournament, where you 1v1 players to win prizes!

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	104/800	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Backwards Speech Heard:	6	Undead Armies Raised:	3
Gnome Villages Protected:	5	Sentient Weapons Trained:	5
Evil Twin Fights:	4	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	9
Forbidden Relics Collected:	3	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	11
Titan Hearts Harvested:	2	Astral Projections Made:	3

Random Fact: Mythical Moment: A single drop of lava from the Phoenix Feather’s nest can forge an indestructible sword.

GoldenLeaf

Economy, MCMMO, PvE, Survival, Towny, Vanilla

GoldenLeaf is a 1.20.1 Survival/Towny and Creative Network with an energetic community. Built on transparency and hard work, we strive to bring a fair and fun opportunity to all players. The server is 100 non-pay to win, with custom plugins and unique opportunities like earning player vaults and extra sethomes from voting.We also have: – An easy to follow chat – An active Discord server – Custom plugins, Banking – Skills, Player Levels, Mcmmo – Active Staff, Grief Rollback Chest Protection – Crates, Casino Lottery – Auctions Player Trading – Admin Shop Player Market – Creative Plots With World Edit

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	98/200	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Alternate Realities Explored:	3	Omnipotent Charms Created:	3
Eternal Flames Captured:	4	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2
Crystal Caves Mapped:	6	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1
Astral Orbs Gathered:	10	Mythical Swords Crafted:	63
Forbidden Doors Opened:	2	Zombie Dances:	8

Random Fact: Mystic Knowledge: The more celestial gardens you plant, the more likely you are to meet a wandering spirit.

MCFriendly

Economy, MCMMO, PvE, Roleplay, Survival

We support both JAVA and BEDROCK for MINECRAFT 1.20.1We are A FRIENDLY COMMUNITY! We have FREE TO PLAY LEVEL PROGRESSION, a custom DYNAMIC ECONOMY, McMMO, CRATES, UNIQUE RANKS, CLAIM PROTECTION, and MORE!Join the MCFriendly family today!Java IP: mcfriendly.usBedrock IP: 135.148.150.144 Bedrock Port: 19132

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	103/900	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1	Glitched Entities Encountered:	0
Chaos Gates Opened:	3	Mystic Runes Engraved:	4
Mineshafts Explored:	1	Underground Cities Explored:	1
Dark Rituals Completed:	7	Phantom Blocks Placed:	10
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	3	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	21

Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player once discovered a magical pond that reflects your happiest memory—it’s become the go-to spot for daydreaming.

Discord

Survival, Vanilla

A server focused mainly on survival and bosses! Our server has the following: • Vanilla 1.18.2 • Free and paid ranges! • Custom objects and mobs (small scale) • Piñatas to a certain amount of votes! • Useful warps for your adventure! • Custom bosses that appear from time to time in a specific arena! – This boss in turn has a box that contains his entire set of objects! • A combat arena against mobs to pass the time! • A united community! be nice to us! • Protections for your home! • Stores, auction house, trades and more! • Boxes that can be opened with their respective keys! – From the iron boxes, to the powerful box of the depths!

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	110/100	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Orbs of Power Found:	3	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	15
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	12	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0
Emeralds Found:	4917	Magical Ponies Rescued:	7
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	4	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	2
Cozy Campfires Lit:	16	Celestial Crowns Worn:	2

Random Fact: Legendary Tale: A phantom knight once handed over a magical scroll in exchange for a cup of tea—how polite!

CaldasCraft

Economy, MCMMO, PvP, Roleplay, Survival, Towny, Vanilla

mc.caldascraft.eu (Version 1.17 to 1.20.x)– Survival friendly – Customized items – Claims – Rankup – Skills – KingdomsAnd much much more to come. Come find out!

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	102/700	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Pirate Ships Raided:	1	Falling into the Void:	1
Celestial Crowns Worn:	3	Mythical Quests Completed:	43
Vanishing Structures Built:	3	Phantom Rings Equipped:	21
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	12	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	5
Infernal Machines Built:	0	Gryphons Tamed:	1

Random Fact: Magical Moment: A player once planted a tree that grew a swing—it’s now the best spot for relaxing with friends.

Mine Pirata

Cross-Play, MCMMO, Parkour, PvE, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

MinePirata is a server set, as the name suggests, in Pirates. Our goal is that no one gets bored and there are many things to do!JAVA IP: mc.minepirata.com BEDROCK IP: mc.minepirata.com Puerto: 25633Version 1.17.x-1.20.x » Survival PVP » Battle Pass » DuelsPVP » Parkour » Daily Rewards » Boxes with many prizes » You can create your own team » Protection Stones » You can move up the ranks for free! The only requirement is to play

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	91/400	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Paranormal Events Investigated:	2	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	10
Holy Grails Found:	3	Ghost Trains Ridden:	2
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	1	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	7
Invisible Pathways Walked:	7	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	1
Towns Built:	1	Astral Orbs Gathered:	10

Random Fact: Heartwarming Fact: A player once found a cozy campfire that tells bedtime stories—perfect for winding down after a day of quests.

Dungeon Realms

Economy, Hardcore, PvE, PvP

DungeonRealms is a Premuim, Action RPG, Minecraft Experience. Delve into a fascinating world full of dark dungeons, evil monsters and extraordinary treasure.Join Minecrafts first REAL MMO! With designed and custom coded mechanics, thousands of players and an ever expanding world!

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	110/300	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	8	Ores Mined:	6413
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	2	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	8
Glorious Feasts Held:	14	Secret Guilds Joined:	4
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3	Eclipse Rings Activated:	2
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	4	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	3

Random Fact: Magical Moment: The last tea party held in the enchanted forest had talking teacups—they love to chat about the weather.

SloMine

Economy, Survival, Vanilla

Slovenian minecraft server – Survival – Updates every month Welcome!Slovenian minecraft server opened in 2016

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	101/900	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	5	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	4
Chaos Gates Opened:	1	Phantom Horses Ridden:	3
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	4	Unicorn Sightings:	1
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	8	Chimeras Created:	4
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	3	Epic Shields Constructed:	36

Random Fact: Random Tidbit: Dragons here prefer tea parties over battles.

BendersMC

Economy, Factions, PvP, Roleplay, Survival

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	98/400	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3	Cursed Villages Purged:	2
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	4	Hidden Villages Discovered:	3
Epic Mounts Acquired:	6	Dragons Tamed:	2
Towns Built:	1	Void Armor Forged:	21
Endless Night Skies:	2	Living Statues Befriended:	2

Random Fact: True Story: Someone actually managed to craft a god-killer bow using only cursed artifacts—talk about a paradox!

CarbonCraftXYZ

Economy, PvE, PvP, Survival

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	107/400	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Astral Staffs Crafted:	16	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	3
Lunar Scepters Activated:	4	Forbidden Tomes Read:	7
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	2	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	1
Soul Swords Wielded:	3	Fairy Circles Danced In:	9
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	3	Legendary Heroes Trained:	7

Random Fact: Sweet Lore: A player once tamed a unicorn by offering it a sugar cube—it now follows them everywhere, leaving a trail of sparkles.

Playblocks

Creative, Economy, MCMMO, OneBlock, Skyblock, Survival, Towny

PlayblocksHere is a list of features for everyone to look forward to: ■ The 1.19 Nether world! We’ve opened up the Nether for all to explore! ■ 1:500 Scale Earth Minecraft Map. Start your town where you live! ■ Voting for the server using /vote gives you keys with awesome rewards. ■ Public Portals with access to the end and nether. ■ and a lot more…playblocks.net

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	91/800	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	8	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3
Twisted Realms Survived:	1	Living Shadows Defeated:	1
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3	Alternate Realities Explored:	2
Reality Distortions Fixed:	1	Epic Mounts Acquired:	3
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	18

Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A player found a magical flute that summons birds to sing along—it’s the perfect soundtrack for any adventure.

Vestria

Economy, MCMMO, PvE, Survival, Towny

Sick of joining server after server only to find pay-to-win donations, unhelpful staff, and the same old rehashed features? So were we! That’s why we created Vestria: a play-to-win Towny server built with a welcoming community, original content, and interesting plugins. Best of all, Vestria is not another hub server masquerading as a Towny server. We are fully committed to Towny and work to continuously improve our Towny experience by offering fair and balanced gameplay with a focus on fun! Vestria takes your traditional Towny server and adds fun twists to keep content new and exciting. Interact with our dynamic Guild rank system that accommodates every game style, play with our interesting plugins, many of them custom only to Vestria, and join a community of friends years in the making! With it’s anti-pay-to-win values, dedicated staff, interactive events, and original content, Vestria is a surefire win!

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	106/800	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Fairy Circles Danced In:	5	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	1
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	8	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	5
Alternate Realities Explored:	3	Glitched Entities Encountered:	2
Lost Souls Rescued:	6	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	30
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	11	Spectral Entities Defeated:	3

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a wishing well that actually grants wishes—it’s now surrounded by flowers and good vibes.