Blocky Dongs Collective | New Minecraft Servers 2024

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few creepers)! Join us for a wild ride through a world where the sky is the limit and the pigs can fly (literally, we have flying pigs).

Looking for a place to unleash your creativity and build the ultimate penis-shaped structure? Look no further, because on our server, we have a whole community dedicated to building the most phallic monuments you can imagine.

But that’s not all – we also have epic quests, like the legendary quest to find the mystical Golden Penis of Power. Rumor has it that whoever finds it will be blessed with unlimited diamonds and the ability to shoot fireballs from their… well, you get the idea.

So come join us on our server, where the only thing more ridiculous than our builds is the chat. And remember, in this world, a group of penises is called a “pleasure party” – so grab your pickaxe and come join the fun!

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	105/900	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Shattered Realms Restored:	0	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	7
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	9	Haunted Mines Explored:	1
Crystal Caves Mapped:	9	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	4
Dimension Hops:	7	Endless Staircases Climbed:	0
Orbs of Power Found:	11	Dragonkin Hatched:	5

Random Fact: Did you know? The server’s cozy campfires never go out, even in the rain!

Alpha Prison

Economy, Prison, PvP, Survival

Alpha Prison is a CUSTOM CODED OP Prison with many features that has been up for 3 years ! Here you will find some of our feature: – Custom personal mine: everyone has his own mine which has different levels ( up to 130k levels ) and different types like rainbow, supreme, wonderland – Custom key system: we have implemented a custom system that let you gain Money and Token boosters as rewards instead of the classic static amount. That way you can gain infinite multiplier just by playing ! – Custom Island Spawner: the server uses Island as concept of gang where you can team up with your friends. All the custom spawners of the server got stacked in the /island spawners and it’s all virtual, that way it doesn’t depend on where you are, you can claim the rewards from anywhere. – Custom Skills and Milestones: those are rewards that you gain while playing, most of them based on amount of blocks broken, other based on playtime and such.Those are just some of our features. You should join the server to get a full view of all the features. Server support also bedrock players with the IP: bedrock.alphaprison.net with port 19132.I’m MasterZen#9263 on discord if you want to reach me out We’re looking for partners to work with !

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	101/300	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3	Paranormal Events Investigated:	5
Rune Stones Activated:	10	Star Shards Collected:	50
Falling into the Void:	3	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1
Wilderness Tamed:	20	Horror Stories Survived:	7
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	7	Holy Grails Found:	1

Random Fact: Did you know? The last phantom ship sighted was carrying a cargo of glow-in-the-dark kittens.

SqueejCraft

Creative, Hardcore, PvE, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

SqueejCraft is a hard difficulty, semi-vanilla SMP server built to respect Mojang’s vision by ensuring that the raw vanilla experience remains in-tact without sacrificing server functionality or gameplay quality. Set home points, claim land, teleport to friends, and create/trade from chest shops in a unique and simple server environment without any microtransactions or gimmicks.

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	106/300	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
New Chunks Explored:	635194	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	5
Enchanted Armories Found:	3	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	6	Endless Night Skies:	3
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	5	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	6
Dark Rituals Completed:	2	Phantom Ships Sailed:	5

Random Fact: Whimsical Truth: A player found a patch of grass that giggles when you walk on it—it’s impossible to walk by without smiling.

Lunarsky

Economy, Mini Games, Skyblock

Lunarsky is a cozy construction server with Skyblock and Citybuild, but without a mining world. You sell ores from a quarry stone generator and buy the blocks you need. It has a very friendly community and is played on the Aquatic Update ^^

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	107/200	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	3	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	11
Ghost Trains Ridden:	1	Crystal Wands Charged:	20
Divine Scrolls Written:	24	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	21	Dragon Hoards Looted:	2
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	3	Epic Mounts Acquired:	7

Random Fact: Fun Fact: An immortal potion once caused a player to grow flowers every time they sneezed!

CarrotMC

Cross-Play, KitPvP, Mini Games, PvP

CarrotMC PvP , FFA , KitPvP , 1v1 With Indian Feel And No Lag It Is Available For Bedrock (PE) + Java Cracked

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	91/800	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	4	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1
Titanic Battles Fought:	23	Powerful Allies Recruited:	7
Eternal Flames Captured:	6	Players Killed by Monsters:	836
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	5	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0
Divine Spears Created:	22	Astral Orbs Gathered:	16

Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A player found a magical flute that summons birds to sing along—it’s the perfect soundtrack for any adventure.

MineClassic

KitPvP, Mini Games, Survival Games

Welcome to the MineClassic Network. In versions 1.20+, we offer minigames such as Survival Games, KitPvP (with progression, abilities, perks, etc.) and our unique gamemode Platshot!Join now at play.mineclassic.org

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	94/400	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Lost Souls Rescued:	3	Time-Warping Watches Found:	3
Volcanoes Explored:	3	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	5
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	5	Endless Mazes Solved:	2
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0	Evil Twin Fights:	4
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2	Astral Staffs Crafted:	18

Random Fact: Random Tidbit: Dragons here prefer tea parties over battles.

KronosMC

Economy, Survival

KronosMC is a minecraft server that was made by 3 College students who enjoy minecraft and would like to build a community by bringing as many players into 1 server as possible. KronosMC was created in December 2022 and is constantly being updated to give players a different playstyle to minecraft. As of right now there is only one single mode which is survival multiplayer which is an open world survival mode with claims,quests,friends and much more. We are still working on the server as of right now so do expect to see some regular updates in our discord server which will also be where all the server announcements will be. We will be creating more gamemodes in the future of KronosMC but as of now we will be focusing on the survival mode as our main focus. Hopefully we will be seeing you on the server soon, have a good day!

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	106/700	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Phoenix Feathers Found:	6	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2
Crystal Caves Mapped:	6	Magical Moments Shared:	19
Endless Night Skies:	5	Cursed Amulets Found:	3
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	3	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	2
Falling into the Void:	0	Magical Frogs Kissed:	5

Random Fact: Legendary Lore: Every time an ancient relic is unearthed, a lost city somewhere trembles in fear.

ProsperityCraft

Survival

Welcome to Prosperity Craft – A Unique Survival ExperienceEmbark on an extraordinary journey in the world of Prosperity Craft, where survival meets innovation! Our server is carefully crafted to provide players with a distinct and engaging experience, blending the classic elements of Minecraft survival with a touch of custom features that set us apart.Community-driven Events: Join our thriving community in regular events and challenges. From building competitions to epic boss battles, there’s always something exciting happening on Prosperity Craft.Rank Progression System: Ascend the ranks on Prosperity Craft and unlock exclusive perks and privileges. Whether you’re a novice or a seasoned survivor, our carefully designed rank system rewards dedication and skill.Land Claim and Player Protection: Secure your territory with our land claim system, ensuring that your hard-earned creations are safe from harm. Collaborate with other players or venture out as a lone survivor—it’s your world to shape. Enhanced Survival Mechanics: Experience survival like never before with carefully tuned gameplay mechanics. Join us for a unique and immersive adventure where every decision shapes your journey.Active and Supportive Community: Prosperity Craft is more than just a server; it’s a community of passionate players. Our dedicated staff and friendly community members are always ready to assist and welcome newcomers.

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	101/200	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	13	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	2
Dragon Hoards Looted:	1	Glorious Feasts Held:	13
Soul Contracts Signed:	2	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4
Alternate Realities Explored:	5	Living Statues Befriended:	2
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2	Celestial Events Witnessed:	4

Random Fact: Adorable Truth: A kitten was found napping inside an enchanted book—it now helps with all reading-related quests.

Gempers Place

Survival

Welcome to Gempers Place! We are a semi-vanilla community focused SMP. Learn more about us and what we offer below! Community is Key: At Gemper’s Place, we pride ourselves on fostering a strong and welcoming community. Whether you’re a seasoned Minecraft veteran or a newcomer to the blocky landscapes, our community is here to support and guide you. Join forces with fellow players, collaborate on ambitious projects, and partake in exciting events!Vote Crates Galore: Your voice matters, and we reward your dedication with our vote crate system. By casting your vote, you will receive rewards that enhance your Minecraft experience. From rare items to economy related goods, our vote crates ensure that your commitment to our community doesn’t go unnoticed.Bedrock Compatibility: No player is left behind at Gemper’s Place. We’ve seamlessly integrated Bedrock compatibility, bridging the gap between Java and Bedrock Editions. Whether you’re playing on PC, console, or mobile, everyone can join in the fun and contribute to the ever-expanding world we’re building together.Grief Protection: Building your dream creations without the fear of griefing is essential, and Gemper’s Place prioritizes the protection of your hard work. Our advanced grief protection measures ensure a secure environment for players to express their creativity without the worry of malicious interference. Your builds are safe with us!Join us at mc.gempersplaces.net and become a part of our Minecraft community. Discover a server where camaraderie, rewards, compatibility, and protection converge to create an unparalleled gaming experience. The adventure awaits, and we can’t wait to welcome you!

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	98/800	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Phantom Ships Sailed:	5	Royal Courts Attended:	2
Living Shadows Defeated:	5	Alternate Realities Explored:	2
Haunted Mines Explored:	3	Divine Relics Bestowed:	7
Players Killed by Monsters:	2416	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	6
Emeralds Found:	9123	Ender Pearl Glitches:	3

Random Fact: Heartwarming Fact: A player once found a cozy campfire that tells bedtime stories—perfect for winding down after a day of quests.

Crown Lands

Economy, PvE, PvP, Survival

Embark on a thrilling adventure at CrownLands, your premier Minecraft destination! Immerse yourself in a dynamic community where your input matters. With frequent updates, captivating quests, and a commitment to player feedback, every moment is tailored for your enjoyment. Join us now and experience a Minecraft world like never before, filled with excitement and endless possibilities. Your journey awaits at CrownLands – where community and gameplay come together to create an unparalleled gaming experience!

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	104/800	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	2	Cursed Swords Broken:	1
Glitched Entities Encountered:	1	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	7
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	10	Infinity Stones Found:	4
Potions Brewed:	26	Players Killed by Monsters:	4842
Dragon Eggs Found:	703	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	3

Random Fact: Magical Trivia: One player managed to defeat an epic boss with nothing but enchanted breadsticks—no joke!

SkyUtopia.net

Cross-Play, Economy, MCMMO, PvE, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

Welcome to SkyUtopia.net a minecraft server focused and home to the Skyblock genre with a friendly community. We offer a classic and simple Skyblock experience mode with a lot of extra content that intrigues gameplay. Join now, create your island, thrive, and climb the leaderboards!

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	90/1000	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Blood Moons Survived:	2	Hidden Passages Discovered:	6
Undead Armies Raised:	4	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	2
Epic Shields Constructed:	21	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	44
Horror Stories Survived:	7	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	3
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	10	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2

Random Fact: Trivia: A cursed diamond was mined under a blood moon—since then, it’s been known to glow eerily in the dark.

OustCraft

Economy, Factions, Mini Games, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

Wanna play old style minecraft server with out all thos anoying million’s of commands you have to use to play simple game, OustCraft is here, play simple Minecraft with simple commands. Server have events and friendly stuff members, we are working for better CHILL

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	96/200	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Endless Legions Commanded:	48
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	7
Sentient Weapons Trained:	5	Cozy Campfires Lit:	5
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1	Demonic Pacts Formed:	0
Legendary Items Repaired:	7	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Phantom blocks have a tendency to rearrange themselves into secret messages when no one’s looking.

PlanexCraft

Cross-Play, Economy, KitPvP, Mini Games, OneBlock, PvP, Survival

▬▬ ▬▬▛ PlanexCraft ▜▬▬ ▬▬Join our server which has boxpvp, oneblock and Survival Custom. You can rank up by being on our server for free. JAVA AND BEDROCK.Come in and find out if you’re good enough to earn the highest PlanexCraft rank! 1.20.1 – 1.20.2

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	102/200	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Cozy Campfires Lit:	18	Celestial Beings Befriended:	1
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	209	Cursed Amulets Found:	4
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	50	Shadow Realms Conquered:	1
Fairy Circles Danced In:	5	Demon Skulls Collected:	14
Potions Brewed:	120	Emeralds Found:	5898

Random Fact: Whimsy Alert: Zombie dances are the number one pastime here!

EmberMC

Cross-Play, PvE, PvP, Survival, Towny

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	104/400	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	19	Mineshafts Explored:	5
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	25	Mystic Runes Engraved:	4
Epic Quests Completed:	30	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3
Lost Cities Unearthed:	5	Mythical Swords Crafted:	91
Phantom Horses Ridden:	3	Dragon Eggs Found:	5031

Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a secret door that leads to a world of stuffed animals—it’s a cuddly paradise.

Termina Towny SMP

Cross-Play, Economy, MCMMO, PvP, Raiding, Survival, Towny

Join The Best Towny Wartime Experience on TerminaMC.com! IP: TerminaMC.com Discord: discord.gg/Termina Bedrock (Xbox, PS, iOS, etc) Port: 19132 | Java Port: 25565– Play Your Way – PvP or Passive: We support all survival play styles! Whether you’re all about PvP action, where battles are intense and oh-so-satisfying. Or if you enjoy a passive SMP – join or create a town that suits you!– Weekly Wartime: Imagine this – every Friday at 8pm EST, it’s WARTIME! Towns all across the server are fair game for epic raids using Creeper Eggs and epic PvP showdowns. Opt-out for a fee. The fate of your town is in your hands!– Claim Your Part of the Wilderness: With Towny, you can stake your claim in the untamed wilderness and build your dream kingdom. Defend your town during Wartime and rise to the top!– No Pay-to-Win: We believe in fair play. By simply enjoying the server, you’ll earn what you need to rank up and unlock fantastic perks, like Silk Touch Spawners!– Join Our Growing Community: We’re a growing community – our vision is to create the ultimate SMP server where towns clash during Wartime.

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	96/300	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	3	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	7
Phantom Rings Equipped:	17	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	3
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	13	Buildings Constructed:	36
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	4	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	3
Demonic Pacts Formed:	3	Rune Stones Activated:	2

Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player accidentally enchanted their bed to sing lullabies—now they fall asleep faster than ever.

Farlands SMP

Survival, Vanilla, Whitelist

You want to get the full Minecraft experience or you have been tired by servers not running your farms? This is the place, where all vanilla farms and mechanics will work. We use a fabric based server that does not modify the vanilla gameplay at all. That also means, that we don’t have any teleport mechanics. Just use the nether roof to your advantage. Have you ever been annoyed by rules like “No redstone clocks”, “Limited plots” or “Required online time”? Our server does not have any rules like that. We don’t event have any rule at all except for having fun. We especially don’t have any plot or chest protection, no afk-time limits. We even provide the function to spawn AFK-players to keep your farm running while you can safely log off. Everything is trust-based. So we are looking for trustworthy players who admire the freedom of a Singleplayer world shared with others. We carefully select the players for our server to make sure, we have a healthy community. Since we don’t have any rules but don’t want to become an anarchy server, we make sure that everyone shares the same ideas about how a community in Minecraft should be.About us We are a group of people who enjoyed the hermit-craft series and decided to create our own hermitcraft-like experience. Since every server out there has some boundaries and limitations we decided to create our own. And now, we are looking for other players to join us. To ensure that our community stays healthy, we will carefully select new players before adding them to the whitelist. The current members are located in Europe and north America. The server is located in Germany. If you enjoy all this, we are looking forward to your application at our website: farlands-smp.serveminecraft.net

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	98/800	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	1	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2
Ether Blades Crafted:	13	Divine Spears Created:	24
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	3
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	3	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	2
Cursed Villages Purged:	3	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	2

Random Fact: Lovely Lore: A friendship bracelet once turned into a glowing beacon—now it lights the way for adventurers at night.