Blocky Dongs Collective | New Minecraft Servers 2024

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few creepers)! Join us for a wild ride through a world where the sky is the limit and the pigs can fly (literally, we have flying pigs).

Looking for a place to unleash your creativity and build the ultimate penis-shaped structure? Look no further, because on our server, we have a whole community dedicated to building the most phallic monuments you can imagine.

But that’s not all – we also have epic quests, like the legendary quest to find the mystical Golden Penis of Power. Rumor has it that whoever finds it will be blessed with unlimited diamonds and the ability to shoot fireballs from their… well, you get the idea.

So come join us on our server, where the only thing more ridiculous than our builds is the chat. And remember, in this world, a group of penises is called a “pleasure party” – so grab your pickaxe and come join the fun!

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	107/100	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	1	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	30
Cursed Statues Activated:	2	Mysterious Portals Opened:	11
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	18	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	29
Invisible Walls Found:	2	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	11
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2	Legendary Titles Earned:	1

Random Fact: Magical Trivia: One player managed to defeat an epic boss with nothing but enchanted breadsticks—no joke!

16b16t

Anarchy, Survival, Vanilla

16b16t is an anarchy server similar to 2b2t with no rules and no queues. This means that you can do whatever you want and there is no punishment for doing so. This also includes hacking and duping, which are both allowed on the server.The server has /tpa commands to give an unique twist to the anarchy experience but besides that there are no plugins that interfere with the gameplay. This also includes no grief protection or claims, so be careful where you build your base.There is no staff on the server, so there is no one to help you if you get into a dispute with another player.The server started in 15.01.2024 after the complete shutdown of 16b16t.org

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	99/200	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Living Shadows Defeated:	1	Ether Blades Crafted:	7
Unseen Monsters Slain:	5	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4
Haunted Mines Explored:	2	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	4
Phantom Rings Equipped:	5	Phantom Horses Ridden:	3
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	6	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	4

Random Fact: Crazy But True: Someone once caught a cosmic hamster, and now it’s the server’s unofficial mascot!

PokeSMP

Pixelmon, Survival

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	110/500	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1	Animals Bred:	158
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1
Astral Mages Summoned:	3	Haunted Chests Opened:	10
Demon Skulls Collected:	26	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0
Phantom Ships Sailed:	3	Whispering Caves Entered:	6

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Phantom blocks have a tendency to rearrange themselves into secret messages when no one’s looking.

Vita Craft

Economy, PvP, Raiding, Survival

!!! NEW Minecraft Server !!! Only Survival game. Build a home, trade make you world amazing! Enjoy in a small community with your friends. Jump also in our discord.

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	97/100	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	5	Sentient Weapons Trained:	3
Werewolf Howls Heard:	4	Legendary Scepters Created:	4
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	6	Unicorn Sightings:	0
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	26	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	4
Magic Items Found:	1169	Endless Night Skies:	4

Random Fact: Surprising But True: The last rainstorm ended with a double rainbow and a pot of gold—it’s now a community treasure.

TOMB

Parkour, PvE, Roleplay, Survival, Towny, Vanilla

Enter the land of Kaihoshi to find your own Adventure! The TOMB Minecraft Server delivers a vanilla experience with focus on adventure, lore, and community. Explore tons of curated single-player experiences that will test your combat, parkour, and Minecraft knowledge like never before! Unlock custom items such as the Hellfire Wand and Medallion of the Seas that will change the way you play Minecraft! Discover the rich history of Kaihoshi both in the wild and in custom cities filled with interactive NPCs and interesting quests! Take a break from adventuring, and build your own town using the Towny plugin! If you’re interested in a small, community-focused fantasy server, consider checking out TOMB!

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	92/100	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Eclipse Rings Activated:	3	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	1
Crops Grown:	4043	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	3	Epic Mounts Acquired:	7
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	4
Mystic Runes Engraved:	1	Lunar Scepters Activated:	10

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Cozy campfires are rumored to attract wandering gods who just want to share a story.

Simplemon

Economy, Factions, Pixelmon, Survival

1.16.5 Turkish Pixelmon Server. With Quality League-Tournament-Clan Systems, You Can Join Clans and Participate in Enjoyable Battles in a Black Clover Clans Style System. You can have a good time with our daily mini games such as Pokedle, Memory and activities such as GTS and hidden ability. You can replace your stones with another stone such as daily mega, z stones such as Megatakas Ztakas.1.16.5 Turkish Pixelmon Server With our high quality league-tournament-clan systems, you can join in clans like black clover clan recruitment fights and have enjoyful fights. You can have good time with our daily mini games such as Pokedle, Memory and activities such as GTS and hidden ability event. You can change your megastones , Z items with the daily /megatakas , /ztakas commands. I know the server is turkish but I could help any english players by myself.

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	92/1000	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	28	Secret Guilds Joined:	4
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	14	Enchanted Forests Planted:	9
Lunar Scepters Activated:	10	Undead Armies Raised:	2
Vanishing Items Found:	8	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2
Cursed Scrolls Read:	2	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	6

Random Fact: Magical Moment: The last tea party held in the enchanted forest had talking teacups—they love to chat about the weather.

Hardvival

Anarchy, Economy, PvP, Survival

Welcome !Hardvival SMP is a new semi anarchy server with a strong focus on survival aspects of the game. We redefined the meaning of survival in the game by drastically changing some features to provide more entertaining and challenging experience for everyone.To achieve that, we’ve overhauled the gameplay, wether it being by simple changes to mob difficulty, drops and player regen or complex ones like ore generation, farming, trading and even dimension tweaks, we did our best to reduce the no-effort aspects and thus making the survival more enjoyable!Despite all that, we still maintain the vanilla feeling that usually doesn’t interfere with the core gameplay and by being a semi-anarchy, we put little to no restrictions on the way you play and interact with others. (except for cheating) Wether you’re a pvper, builder, explorer, grinder, fishing enjoyer or even just came here to chill. You’re welcome to join our server and its growing community !

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	103/500	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3
Phantom Horses Ridden:	2	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0
Celestial Crowns Worn:	1	Sentient Weapons Trained:	4
Goblin Markets Raided:	2	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1	Immortal Anvils Forged:	9

Random Fact: Surprising But True: The last rainstorm ended with a double rainbow and a pot of gold—it’s now a community treasure.

CalamityMC

MCMMO, PvP, Raiding, Survival, Towny

CalamityCraft: Towny Siegewar + Resources Gold economy Quarters Brewery Guns Discord Chatbot Fun games in the discord Owner engages with the community a lotComplete a questline, Defeat ancient gods, Cure a starborn illness that infects the universe, Make a religion and become a god, Make the deitys themselves fear you

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	96/200	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	5	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	3
Cursed Scrolls Read:	2	Void Gems Collected:	34
Epic Mounts Acquired:	3	Zombie Dances:	9
Dark Rituals Completed:	8	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	1	Curse of Binding Applied:	1

Random Fact: Did you know? When the first dimensional rift was closed, it rained candy for a week.

SleepyCraft

Economy, MCMMO, PvE, Roleplay, Survival, Towny, Vanilla

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	98/400	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2	Evil Twin Fights:	3
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3	Gryphons Tamed:	2
Eclipse Rings Activated:	1	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	3
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	5	Lost Souls Rescued:	3
Wailing Winds Heard:	2	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2

Random Fact: Surprising But True: The last rainstorm ended with a double rainbow and a pot of gold—it’s now a community treasure.

FunBlocks

Cross-Play, Earth, Economy, Survival, Vanilla

FunBlocks is a high-quality Minecraft EarthSMP and Mining Islands server featuring unique content and an amazing community, friendly staff, and awesome players like you!JAVA IP: funblocks.org BEDROCK IP: 19132EARTH 2.0 – Jobs to earn money – Quests – And much much more!Mining Islands – Custom Fishing – Custom enchantments – Jobs to earn money – And much much more!

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	91/800	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Invisible Pathways Walked:	3	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3
Ether Blades Crafted:	5	Paranormal Events Investigated:	3
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1	Gods Slained:	2
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	5	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	14
Zombie Dances:	3	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	5

Random Fact: Magical Fact: A player once brewed a potion that turned their pet into a talking companion—it always knows just what to say.

OasisCraftBr

Cross-Play, Economy, MCMMO, Survival, Vanilla

IP Bedrock – br32.lura.pro Porta – 22999 Welcome to OasisCraftBR, where you can create your base, make your farms, sell them, increase your level in Aurelium Skills, explore SlimeFun and become the server’s Tycoon (if you can). ::::At OasisCraftBR we have::: -Protection with RedProtect. -SlimeFun with various add-ons. -AureliumSkills (which is like MCMMO with more features) -Balanced economy. -Ranking system with benefits. -Plugin de /pw (player warp) -auction plugin /ah -Possible to remove spawners with soft touch tool. We are in development and have a lot to add, we want to provide a Brazilian survival server with plugins that take the experience to another level.

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	98/900	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	10	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	6
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	15	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	3
Emeralds Found:	6710	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	5	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	10
Animals Bred:	124	Royal Courts Attended:	4

Random Fact: Mystic Knowledge: The more celestial gardens you plant, the more likely you are to meet a wandering spirit.

Crafted SMP

Cross-Play, MCMMO, Survival

Are you a Minecraft player looking to join a brand new SMP?Well join the Crafted SMP!There’s so much to do, including: Custom Items | Friendly staff | No P2W | Bedrock Support | Unique Enchants | Epic Quests | New updates weekly! Ready to join? Here’s how! IP: craftedsmp.xyz Bedrock Port: 19132 Versions: 1.16-Latest

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	96/800	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Secret Passages Found:	6	Astral Projections Made:	4
Herobrine Sightings:	3	Powerful Allies Recruited:	3
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	1	Heroic Legacies Created:	7
Endless Legions Commanded:	30	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	4
Backwards Speech Heard:	5	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	1

Random Fact: Magical Mystery: A player tamed a dragon only to find it loves tea parties—talk about an unexpected guest!

MythicSMP

Skyblock, Survival

MythicSMPHello are you looking for a nice server to chat in? Then we have a good server for you! It is a chat sever and a minecraft sever together!We have:Events Giveaways A amazing communityAnd so Much More

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	95/600	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Shadow Figures Spotted:	2	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	4
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	6	Crystal Palaces Visited:	1
Crystal Caves Mapped:	7	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	2
Wyrmholes Dug:	2	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	4
Cursed Scrolls Read:	3	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	23

Random Fact: Did you know? The most recent world-altering spell accidentally turned a mountain into a giant chocolate cake.

Aquatic Vanilla

Economy, PvE, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

Aquatic Vanilla is a Java and Bedrock cross-play Minecraft Survival server where players can enjoy a high-quality multiplayer experience. The server is in offline-mode (aka cracked) and online 24/7. Features include an economy, land claims, ranks, crates, PvE, and custom items. Make your way onto the fantastic Aquatic Vanilla SMP server today, where tons more features and surprises await discovery!

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	97/900	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Ancient Ruins Explored:	1	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	7
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	5	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	4
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	5
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	6	Endless Mazes Conquered:	3
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	98	Evil Twin Fights:	3

Random Fact: Trivia: The last enchanted forest planted was accidentally grown upside down, yet it thrived—go figure!

United SMP

Survival, Towny, Vanilla

We are a World Wide Gaming Community centered around Minecraft. We own a 24/7 Worldwide lag free Minecraft 1.20 / 1.20.1 Vanilla paid SMP Server we offer our community to play. Our community offers a lot for our players giving them the best experience in our community and help with bullies or helping them making new friends. Once the server goes public only the players we allow here who are above 13 years old will be invited to this discord server. If you are under the age of 13 we will allow you as only a Public Player but not associated with the Discord Community. About the SMP: Recently we did a member reset by removing toxic players. We have medieval style builds and a decorative spawn area. We have a nice decorative Shopping District with many Medieval Style Builds to serve your shop needs. We will be gradually be accepting teams. many teams who can work together or we will accept Solo players who just like working at their own pace. Our Network is growing and expanding like never before, our staff team and VIP’s work hard daily bringing in the right people who will serve our community organization well. Lots of new projects underway! VIP Ranks are basically people who are good with farming, building or even Helpers who assist with projects on the server.

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	91/1000	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Whispering Caves Entered:	2	Crops Grown:	1407
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	5
Magical Familiars Summoned:	2	Dragonkin Hatched:	1
Astral Projections Made:	4	Epic Quests Completed:	12
Mineshafts Explored:	4	Mines Excavated:	3501

Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player built a house entirely out of enchanted marshmallows—soft, sweet, and always smells like vanilla.

mlum Prison Escape

Prison, PvP, Roleplay

Server IP: play.mlum.io Discord: https://discord.gg/W8u6eTMGqQA refreshing and original Minecraft prison escape server inspired by The Escapists! Will you play it safe and quietly plot an escape plan, or team up with a gang and wreak havoc in the prison? You can apply to become a guard on the mlum discord server too!

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	90/800	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	5
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	38	Forbidden Relics Collected:	5
Crystal Palaces Visited:	2	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	10
Undead Armies Raised:	5	Mines Excavated:	2379
Void Armor Forged:	24	Time-Warping Watches Found:	2

Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a tiny dragon that likes to sleep in their pocket—it’s the perfect pocket warmer!