Blocky Dongs Collective | New Minecraft Servers 2024

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few creepers)! Join us for a wild ride through a world where the sky is the limit and the pigs can fly (literally, we have flying pigs).

Looking for a place to unleash your creativity and build the ultimate penis-shaped structure? Look no further, because on our server, we have a whole community dedicated to building the most phallic monuments you can imagine.

But that’s not all – we also have epic quests, like the legendary quest to find the mystical Golden Penis of Power. Rumor has it that whoever finds it will be blessed with unlimited diamonds and the ability to shoot fireballs from their… well, you get the idea.

So come join us on our server, where the only thing more ridiculous than our builds is the chat. And remember, in this world, a group of penises is called a “pleasure party” – so grab your pickaxe and come join the fun!

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	91/1000	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Omnipotent Charms Created:	2	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	1
Divine Relics Bestowed:	12	Mystic Runes Engraved:	2
Dragon Eggs Found:	3618	Meteorites Collected:	2
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	3	Reality Warps Survived:	2
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	3	Vanishing Items Found:	6

Random Fact: Fun Fact: A catgirl once traded her friendship bracelet for an ancient relic—best decision ever.

The Crown

Creative, Survival

Welcome to The Crown, a brand new Minecraft server that lets you immerse yourself in the life of nobility. Embark on exciting quests, build your own castle, and engage in epic battles against other players and mobs. As you progress through the ranks of nobility, you’ll gain power, prestige, and respect.

But The Crown is more than just a survival server. It’s a fully-realized medieval-inspired world, complete with stunning landscapes and awe-inspiring architecture. From the bustling market towns to the towering castles, there’s always something new to discover.

And if you’re looking for a challenge, The Crown has you covered. Take on deadly bosses, brave treacherous dungeons, and compete against other players in thrilling PvP battles.

But don’t worry, you’re not alone. The Crown has a friendly and welcoming community of players and staff who are always happy to help out. With a wide variety of jobs and ranks available, there’s a place for everyone here.

So what are you waiting for? Join us at The Crown and start your journey to nobility today.

IP: thecrownmc.com

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	96/700	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Cursed Statues Activated:	1	Ether Blades Crafted:	10
Animals Bred:	193	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	3	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1
Spectral Entities Defeated:	5	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	2
Backwards Speech Heard:	4	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	4

Random Fact: Wholesome Lore: A hidden village was discovered where everyone bakes cookies—they give them out for free to travelers.

Noobcraft

MCMMO, Towny

Noobcraft is a Survival Multiplayer server that was created in 2011 by MunkyMan587 and Avarrianna. It started off as a small group of players and has grown to a thriving community. We focus on providing a fun and family friendly environment for our players. We have a great staff team and a fair list of rules that no one should find difficult to follow. We are a no griefing/stealing server and PvP only by consent! We now feature McMMO and Towny!

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	109/800	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Mineshafts Explored:	1	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	9	Fairy Circles Danced In:	5
Holy Grails Found:	2	Time-Warping Watches Found:	3
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Phantom Blocks Placed:	2
Ghost Trains Ridden:	1	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	2

Random Fact: Magical Moment: The last tea party held in the enchanted forest had talking teacups—they love to chat about the weather.

ExaliaMC

Cross-Play, Economy, PvE, PvP, Survival

Welcome to ExaliaMC!

Hello! I would like to introduce ExaliaMC that is looking for new players! Our aim here at ExaliaMC is to create a good community and we make sure that all our players have a good time and that they enjoy themselves.

We are currently looking for new staff members, discord staffs and more! Please check on our Discord for more information! https://discord.gg/3ACsxTXCeb

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	102/900	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2	Orbs of Power Found:	5
Sentient Weapons Trained:	7	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	129	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	7
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	1	Lunar Scepters Activated:	3
Endless Night Skies:	3	Villages Defended:	10

Random Fact: Did you know? The last phantom ship sighted was carrying a cargo of glow-in-the-dark kittens.

FairNSquareMC

Cross-Play, Factions, PvP, Raiding, Survival

FACTIONS AND PRISON Server Name: FairNSquareMC Website: http://fairnsquaremc.com/ IP: play.fairnsquaremc.com ((Default port)) Discord: https://discord.gg/Tt2FAE5Ejk Store: store.fairnsquaremc.com

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	108/400	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Chimeras Created:	1	Horror Stories Survived:	7
Meteorites Collected:	1	Mythical Swords Crafted:	38
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2	Mysterious Portals Opened:	16
Mimic Chests Discovered:	4	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	20
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4

Random Fact: Surprising But True: The last rainstorm ended with a double rainbow and a pot of gold—it’s now a community treasure.

Elivius

Economy, MCMMO, Mini Games, PvE, Survival, Towny

Elivius welcomes you! We offer a modded survival experience with an amazing growing community.

• Towny • Jobs • Quests • McMMO • Dungeons • Boss Battles • • Action Packed PVE • Player Economy • Minigames • Events • • Free Ranks • Custom Items • Custom World • And So Much More

Supports Versions 1.8.9+ IP: play.elivius.net JAVA ONLY

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	101/300	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Farms Harvested:	805	Celestial Crowns Worn:	2
Dark Rituals Completed:	4	Invisible Pathways Walked:	7
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	24	Cursed Lands Purified:	3
Legendary Titles Earned:	1	Emeralds Found:	2814
Hidden Passages Discovered:	6	Whispering Shadows Heard:	2

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Teleportation mishaps are the leading cause of unexpected interdimensional friendships.

Equilibrium Survival

MCMMO, Survival

Equilibrium is a highly customized survival multiplayer experience that is packed with features you wondered how you ever lived without. With high quality design and custom enchants our experience beats all others. There is a welcoming active staff team and a friendly community. Once you play on ## you will not need another smp ever again.

We encourage all of our players to build community, play hard and fair to be the best minecrafter of all time. 🙂 Be it builds, mining, farms, shop owner, pvp’er, you can reach the top of the charts.

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	107/400	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Cursed Amulets Found:	3	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	27
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	5	Runes Activated:	2
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	3
Underground Cities Explored:	4	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	17	New Chunks Explored:	235054

Random Fact: Legendary Tale: A phantom knight once handed over a magical scroll in exchange for a cup of tea—how polite!

Minedoms

Factions, Hardcore, LifeSteal, MCMMO, PvP, Raiding, Towny

A brand new 1.19 Lifesteal SMP server with Custom Bosses, MCMMO, KotHs, Kits, and so much more!

To show our gratitude to our community, our server has various means of rewarding our players. For example, voting, which awards in game items/keys and vote points, which can be spent at the vote shop. We also have a battle pass that provides a multitude of loot for just playing!

To become a part of the Minedoms community and learn more about the server, join the discord!

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	96/1000	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Dragonkin Hatched:	3	World-Altering Spells Cast:	1
Goblin Markets Raided:	2	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	1
Epic Battles Fought:	5	Eclipse Rings Activated:	3
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	1	Evil Lairs Raided:	5
Buildings Constructed:	34	Enchantments Applied:	115

Random Fact: Did you hear? The most powerful magic item found this week was a spoon that can bend reality.

Lands of Minearchy

Cross-Play, KitPvP, MCMMO, Mini Games, PvP, Roleplay, Survival

Java IP: play.minearchy.com Bedrock IP: bedrock.minearchy.com

Our server has a twofold purpose: – Create a lasting and friendly community that brings people together. – Make sure that everyone has fun, whether they play a lot or not.

Minigames Parkour – The Lab – Quake – Prop Hunt – Splegg – Mini Walls – Temple Run – Block Party – TNT Lobbers – TNT Tag – TNT Run (and more!!) KitPvP Pick 9 of our custom-made kits and battle across 5 distinct maps! Vanilla Survival 1.20 Here you can enjoy the unmodded survival experience. Labyrinth (WIP) A mystical labyrinth, full of dangerous bosses, daring challenges and unsolved mysteries.

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	98/700	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Endless Staircases Climbed:	2	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	4
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	2
Falling into the Void:	3	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	14
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1	Phantom Rings Equipped:	22
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3

Random Fact: Legend has it that the last time someone opened a haunted chest, they found a singing teapot inside!

Suralt

Economy, MCMMO, PvE, Survival, Vanilla

Welcome to Suralt – Your Ultimate Minecraft Survival Experience! Dive into the immersive world of Suralt, where adventure knows no bounds! We offer a unique and exciting Minecraft survival server packed with a plethora of awesome features and plugins designed to enhance your gameplay.

Features: Custom Enchants: Unleash the power of custom enchantments to give your gear an edge in battles and exploration. Jobs and Skills: Choose your path and master various skills to earn in-game currency and unique abilities. Whether you’re a skilled miner or a master builder, Suralt rewards your expertise! Leaderboards: Climb to the top and showcase your skills on our leaderboards. Compete with friends and fellow players to earn your place among the best! Discord Integration: Stay connected with our community through Discord! Join discussions, participate in events, and never miss out on the latest server news. Ranks: Progress through our unique ranking system to unlock exciting perks, commands, and abilities. The more you play, the more you can achieve!

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	103/600	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Mythical Swords Crafted:	84	Phantom Horses Ridden:	4
Living Shadows Defeated:	2	Cursed Taverns Survived:	2
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	1	Players Killed by Monsters:	2615
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	3
Epic Weapons Forged:	4	Royal Courts Attended:	0

Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A player found a magical flute that summons birds to sing along—it’s the perfect soundtrack for any adventure.

Safe Haven

Creative, Economy, MCMMO, Mini Games, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

Safe Haven is a community-based server with SMP, Creative, a few minigames, and more in development! We have friendly staff and an incredible community welcoming to all!

SMP: – No griefing – PVP toggleable – McMMO

Creative: – Rank system – Free Worldedit and VoxelSniper

We also have Hide and Seek and other community minigames! IP: safehavensmp.apexmc.co OR 172.240.174.132:25576 (1.20.1) We hope you have fun! -Safe Haven Community

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	97/400	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Royal Decrees Issued:	2	Secret Libraries Discovered:	3
Crystal Caves Mapped:	3	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	2
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	5	Dragon Eggs Found:	7121
Void Armor Forged:	18	Epic Shields Constructed:	12
Evil Twin Fights:	3	Falling into the Void:	2

Random Fact: Heartwarming Lore: A player once found a lost puppy that turned out to be a shape-shifting dragon—it now guards their treasure chest.

CandyCraft

Factions, KitPvP, Skyblock, Towny

Emek Skyblock and Faction Server You can buy vip etc with gems More things like Digger Minion farmer minion Collector Minion are available in our game ip: mc.candycraft.net

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	90/300	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	25	Epic Quests Completed:	5
Zombie Dances:	6	Astral Staffs Crafted:	8
Mines Excavated:	3653	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	11
Potions Brewed:	65	Meteorite Armor Created:	11
Hidden Passages Discovered:	7	World-Altering Spells Cast:	2

Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A friendship bracelet exchange led to the discovery of a hidden portal—turns out, it opens to a world full of fluffy bunnies.

ChickenCraft

Anarchy, Factions, PvP, Raiding, Roleplay, Survival, Vanilla

A basic factions, PVP, vanilla, anarchy server. Wage war and conquer the server! The server is dedicated and is run 24/7. There really are limited rules, as we appreciate enjoying classic Minecraft.

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	99/900	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
New Chunks Explored:	312056	Eerie Music Discs Played:	1
Shattered Realms Restored:	2	Legendary Heroes Trained:	7
World-Altering Spells Cast:	1	Holy Grails Found:	1
Haunted Forests Traversed:	6	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	10
Endless Legions Commanded:	23	Blood Moons Survived:	0

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a rainbow that they could pick up and carry—now it’s the ultimate fashion accessory.

WinterMC

Economy, PvP, Skyblock

WinterMC is a competitive skyblock server that released earlier this year and is rapidly growing

IP Address: play.wintermc.com Discord: https://discord.gg/wintermc Store: https://store.wintermc.net/

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	102/900	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Royal Decrees Issued:	0	Invisible Walls Found:	2
Vanishing Structures Built:	2	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	2
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3	Wyrmholes Dug:	5
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2
Demon Skulls Collected:	47	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	1

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Unicorns on the server have been known to grant wishes!

Pyramid Corp.

Economy, Mini Games, PvE, PvP, Skywars, Survival

Pyramid Corp (beta) is a simple, secure and 100% free Minecraft server where you can join using unofficial Minecraft accounts or official accounts. You can play minigames like Bed Wars, Sky Wars, Prop Hunt, Speed Builders, TNT Run, Color Shuffle and more to come (suggestions open!). You can also try our Survival World and discover all the surprises and custom features we have prepared for you. Join with your friends and have a look!

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	110/400	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Zombie Dances:	3	Demon Skulls Collected:	20
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	180
Crystal Caves Mapped:	2	Animals Bred:	36
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1	Celestial Beings Befriended:	1
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	4	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	3

Random Fact: Did You Hear? Someone brewed a potion that made everyone around them giggle uncontrollably—it’s the latest party trick!

Oceania Prestige

PvP

Oceania Prestige is a 1.9+ PvP Server hosted in Sydney, Australia. We offer Duels with over 20 Custom kits, and a Very Popular Free For All (FFA) Gamemode. We are recognised as the biggest 1.9+ PvP Dedicated Server in Oceania.

For us, our community is most important to us, you’ll find our players to be friendly, and very enjoyable. Our staff aim to provide our players with the best experience.

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	104/1000	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Farms Harvested:	525	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	3	Phantom Ships Sailed:	3
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	4	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	13
Runes Activated:	0	Royal Decrees Issued:	3

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Drinking witch’s brew in the middle of a storm can sometimes summon a giant frog—totally unplanned!