Blocky Dongs Collective | New Minecraft Servers 2024

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few creepers)! Join us for a wild ride through a world where the sky is the limit and the pigs can fly (literally, we have flying pigs).

Looking for a place to unleash your creativity and build the ultimate penis-shaped structure? Look no further, because on our server, we have a whole community dedicated to building the most phallic monuments you can imagine.

But that’s not all – we also have epic quests, like the legendary quest to find the mystical Golden Penis of Power. Rumor has it that whoever finds it will be blessed with unlimited diamonds and the ability to shoot fireballs from their… well, you get the idea.

So come join us on our server, where the only thing more ridiculous than our builds is the chat. And remember, in this world, a group of penises is called a “pleasure party” – so grab your pickaxe and come join the fun!

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	101/400	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Evil Lairs Raided:	7	Legendary Titles Earned:	3
Mimic Chests Discovered:	5	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4
Vanishing Items Found:	6	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3
Shadow Figures Spotted:	5	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	14	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	25

Random Fact: Lovely Lore: A friendship bracelet once turned into a glowing beacon—now it lights the way for adventurers at night.

SkinCraft Survival and Economy

Economy, MCMMO, Survival

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	92/400	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Eerie Music Discs Played:	6	Portal Loops Escaped:	0
Emeralds Found:	2528	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	13
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	13
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3	Vanishing Items Found:	7
Celestial Events Witnessed:	3	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2

Random Fact: Adorable Truth: A kitten was found napping inside an enchanted book—it now helps with all reading-related quests.

HoneyBerryMC

Earth, Economy, MCMMO, Survival, Towny

HoneyberryMC:

HoneyBerry is a fairly new Minecraft server. We offer towny system, jobs, custom items, awesome ranks, and much more! The small community is a perfect place to feel right at home along with the super friendly staff.

Come & join us! play.honeyberrymc.com

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	102/400	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2	Hidden Passages Discovered:	4
Pirate Ships Captured:	2	Forbidden Tomes Read:	7
Divine Scrolls Written:	7	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3
Wyrmholes Dug:	9	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	1
Infinite Doors Opened:	1	Mimic Chests Discovered:	5

Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a tiny dragon that likes to sleep in their pocket—it’s the perfect pocket warmer!

RainMasYand

Cross-Play, OneBlock, Prison, PvP, Skyblock, Survival, Vanilla

Little Vanilla Server! For a hassle-free game with friends! Multi worlds Survival / Oneblock / Prison / Skybloc and pure vanilla zero plugin on Whitelist. Apply on discord. Welcome! Java IP: rainmasyand.fun Bedrock IP: rainmasyand.fun:19132

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	99/400	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Celestial Beings Befriended:	5	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	13
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2	Shadow Figures Spotted:	10
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	47	Magical Familiars Summoned:	4
Vanishing Items Found:	2	Forbidden Tomes Read:	5
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	4	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1

Random Fact: Whimsical But True: A player planted a garden of enchanted roses that sing—they’re the most beautiful alarm clocks ever.

FuseMC

LifeSteal, Survival

**Discover the up-and-coming FuseMC: Striving to enhance Lifesteal with CrystalPvP**

FuseMC is a brand new Lifesteal server launched in 2023. We currently have an amazing customized LifeSteal server with the best features possible with some of the best Cpvpers playing our Lifesteal server. FuseMC offers an opportunity for Bedrock, Java, and Cracked players as well.

**Unique Server Optimization**

While building our server we wanted to make sure it was optimized to the fullest potential. We wanted to make sure high-ping players could fight like they were on a zero-ping server. Simply put we created a lag-free server and will continue to make it a high priority as well.

**Variety of options in-game:**

We offer players to play on 1.19 – 1.20.1 and Bedrock to play on the current version. We also offer a Huge CPVP arena with regenerative terrain! Multiple ways to earn money with farms and in-game economy as well as 3 brand new King Of The Hill arenas ran multiple times daily! Join today! play.fusemc.net!

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	91/700	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
World-Altering Spells Cast:	1	Enchantments Applied:	153
Volcanoes Explored:	1	Royal Decrees Issued:	1
Undead Armies Raised:	4	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	4
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	2	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	9
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	1	Time-Warping Watches Found:	3

Random Fact: Sweet But True: A player found a cuddly creature that hugs them every morning—it’s the best way to start the day.

EchoSMP | Vault Hunters 3rd Edition

FTB, Hardcore, PvE, Roleplay, Survival

EchoSMP | Vault Hunters 3rd Edition 1.18.2

Server IP: vh.echosmp.com Server Discord: discord.gg/Pqz9qtHRQ3 Vault Hunters Version: Always Latest Server Location: Europe Server Ram: 128GB

New Features – 18/02/2023 – Now you can trade any item in the vault hunter’s mod pack with anyone else in the server using the Auction House! – Now you can gain daily rewards that are tailored toward your progression in Vault Hunters!

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	90/800	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	2	Crops Grown:	5864
Haunted Mines Explored:	2	Volcanoes Explored:	2
Phantom Knights Defeated:	8	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	6
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	3	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	4
Farms Harvested:	858	Evil Lairs Raided:	8

Random Fact: Trivia: The last enchanted forest planted was accidentally grown upside down, yet it thrived—go figure!

Impeerium

Economy, Factions, PvP, Raiding, Survival, Vanilla

Welcome to the new Empire, the adventures begin here!

We are fully committed to keeping the atmosphere as positive as possible. We want you to feel welcome. We welcome you all to join our community, you will experience the best gaming experience here.

Our goal is to provide players with a fun and enjoyable gaming experience.

We hope to see you here

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	90/200	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Love Letters Sent:	2	Alien Abductions:	5
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2	Forbidden Doors Opened:	1
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	8	Gods Slained:	1
Immortal Anvils Forged:	14	Secret Guilds Joined:	4
Talking Trees Consulted:	5	Herobrine Sightings:	7

Random Fact: Whimsical Lore: A player once befriended a cloud that now follows them around, raining only when they need a cool down.

Townscraft

Survival, Vanilla, Whitelist

Townscraft is a Survival Multiplayer server that focuses on creating towns. Each town contains houses, shops, farms and more. You can join an already existing town, create new towns with three or more members, or choose to be a solo nomad. From Big City Skyscrapers to Steampunk Floating Islands to Funkytown themes, there’s something for everyone.

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	108/500	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Glitched Entities Encountered:	4	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	4
Hidden Villages Discovered:	1	Mimic Chests Discovered:	1
Cursed Swords Broken:	1	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1	Elemental Crystals Collected:	83
Forbidden Relics Collected:	9	Reality Warps Survived:	1

Random Fact: Surprising But True: The last rainstorm ended with a double rainbow and a pot of gold—it’s now a community treasure.

Hysteria Network

Factions, KitPvP, PvP, Raiding, Skywars

BETA ON SATURDAY 6 PM GMT THIS WEEKEND

Compete against others in our various game-modes and make your way towards the top of the leaderboard to earn prizes! Track your progress and statistics in real-time as you play our countless gamemodes!

Discord: https://discord.gg/rpuR8N2Hm6 Website: https://www.hy-pvp.com/ IP: hy-pvp.com

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	104/800	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Whispering Caves Entered:	7	Omnipotent Charms Created:	3
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	3	Unseen Monsters Slain:	7
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	4	Meteorite Armor Created:	14
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	13	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	6
Powerful Allies Recruited:	5	Endless Night Skies:	3

Random Fact: Mystic Knowledge: The more celestial gardens you plant, the more likely you are to meet a wandering spirit.

CliffCraft

Earth, Economy, PvP, Survival, Towny

Are you tired of the same p2w grindy, gambling based SMPs? Look no further than Hearts Of Minecraft! Our server offers a unique geopolitical SMP experience, set on planet Earth at a 1:750 scale. Create your own towns and build them into sprawling metropolises, and conquer the world in a militaristic nation style. Master the aspect of firearms, create huge tank armies or build vast fleets. Join HoM today and create your nation!

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	108/500	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	7
Dragon Eggs Found:	1355	Pirate Ships Raided:	3
Astral Mages Summoned:	4	Astral Staffs Crafted:	11
Vanishing Items Found:	8	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	1	Players Killed by Monsters:	7569

Random Fact: Whimsical But True: A player planted a garden of enchanted roses that sing—they’re the most beautiful alarm clocks ever.

CraftPlay

Cross-Play, Economy, MCMMO, Survival, Towny

CraftPlay is a survival Minecraft server founded in Singapore. If you are looking for adventures, friendships, and other enjoyable things on a Minecraft survival server, then CraftPlay is the one to join! The server features a balanced economy and advance gameplay that will surely make you want to play Minecraft every day!

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	99/500	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Undead Armies Raised:	2	Orbs of Power Found:	11
Mimic Chests Discovered:	2	Astral Orbs Gathered:	11
Legendary Items Repaired:	2	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3
Volcanoes Explored:	2	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	8
Gryphons Tamed:	3	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1

Random Fact: Magical Fact: A player once brewed a potion that turned their pet into a talking companion—it always knows just what to say.

CraftingRealm

Creative, MCMMO, Survival, Vanilla

There are loads of Enjoyable Plugins on the survival server to keep the fun alive and to foster enjoyment! (McMMO, GreifPrevention, etc)

In survival mode, players can explore a vast and randomly generated world, gather resources, and build structures to protect themselves from monsters. Creative mode allows players to let their imagination run wild, with access to all blocks and resources and no health or hunger to worry about.

Our server is maintained by a dedicated team of experienced staff who are committed to providing a fair and enjoyable experience for all players. We have a zero-tolerance policy for cheating and griefing, and our staff is always available to help with any issues or questions.

We have a vibrant and active community of players, with regular events and activities to keep things interesting. Whether you’re a seasoned veteran or a newcomer to Minecraft, you’ll find a welcoming and friendly community here.

Join us now and start building your own adventures in Minecraft. With so many options to choose from, the possibilities are endless! See you in the game!

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	97/900	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1	Hidden Villages Discovered:	2
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	9	Meteorite Armor Created:	19
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	15	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	41
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	15	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1
Legendary Scepters Created:	2	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	1

Random Fact: Insider Secret: Players who solve unsolvable puzzles are said to unlock the ability to talk to fish.

FlarePvP Network

Anarchy, Economy, LifeSteal, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

FlarePvP is a minecraft server on Survival minigame. In this minigame players complete challenges from the Classic Minecraft wildlife. Why playing in Singleplayer alone when you can do that with your friends?

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	107/1000	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Elemental Crystals Collected:	95	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	7
Reality Warps Survived:	0	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3
Titanic Battles Fought:	26	Animals Bred:	126
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	28	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	3
Royal Decrees Issued:	3	Forbidden Relics Collected:	8

Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a tiny dragon that likes to sleep in their pocket—it’s the perfect pocket warmer!

SimpleSurvival

MCMMO, PvP, Survival

Simple Survival is a survival Minecraft server offering a wide range of possibilities to enhance your Minecraft experience on 1.19.3. The server offers a community-driven economy, which gives every player the freedom to earn, sell and trade goods with other players independently.

For greater comfort and enhanced experience, the server offers land claiming to protect against griefing/raiding by other players, allowing you to build something special and show off your building skills to the world.

Ranking up for extra perks, participating in different events, and obtaining customized items & gear through the crates at spawn are some of the possibilities on Simple Survival!

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	101/700	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Magic Crystals Found:	14	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	4	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	7
Titanic Battles Fought:	16	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	2	Divine Relics Bestowed:	12
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	4	Spectral Entities Defeated:	5

Random Fact: Lovely Truth: Someone discovered a tree that grows candy—it’s now a favorite hangout for adventurers with a sweet tooth.

PiratesMC

Economy, PvE, PvP, Roleplay, Vanilla

PiratesMC is a RPG Vanilla Minecraft server that provides the player with an immersive gameplay experience. Battle other players in large open ocean fights, defeat bosses, and loot treasure chests. It’s time to conquer the seven seas!

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	105/100	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	4	Astral Orbs Gathered:	19
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	1	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2
Divine Scrolls Written:	25	Immortal Anvils Forged:	6
Alternate Realities Explored:	5	Meteorite Armor Created:	19

Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone enchanted their shoes to sing lullabies—perfect for bedtime strolls.

V3XCRAFT

Creative, Economy, Factions, Mini Games, Skyblock, Survival, Towny

Survival, Skyblock, Creative Plots, Factions, and Minigames. What more could you want. Icludes a server-wide economy with an ingame shop as well as a player points system and much more.

Disclaimer: We Are in Alpha and not everything will work, Survival and skyblock will not reset without prior knowledge so don’t worry about losing stuff (you money may be reset at times)

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	92/600	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Endless Mazes Solved:	3	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	37
Horror Stories Survived:	6	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	6
Demonic Pacts Formed:	1	Soul Contracts Signed:	4
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2	Epic Quests Completed:	28
Underground Cities Explored:	1	Alien Abductions:	2

Random Fact: Did you know? When the last shadow realm was conquered, the conquering player gained the ability to speak in rhymes.