Blocky Dongs Collective | New Minecraft Servers 2024

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few creepers)! Join us for a wild ride through a world where the sky is the limit and the pigs can fly (literally, we have flying pigs).

Looking for a place to unleash your creativity and build the ultimate penis-shaped structure? Look no further, because on our server, we have a whole community dedicated to building the most phallic monuments you can imagine.

But that’s not all – we also have epic quests, like the legendary quest to find the mystical Golden Penis of Power. Rumor has it that whoever finds it will be blessed with unlimited diamonds and the ability to shoot fireballs from their… well, you get the idea.

So come join us on our server, where the only thing more ridiculous than our builds is the chat. And remember, in this world, a group of penises is called a “pleasure party” – so grab your pickaxe and come join the fun!

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	90/800	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Hidden Villages Discovered:	2	Haunted Forests Traversed:	4
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	5	Players Killed by Monsters:	5375
Talking Trees Consulted:	6	Dark Rituals Completed:	8
Haunted Mines Explored:	2	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	97
Spectral Entities Defeated:	3	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	3

Random Fact: Did you know? The first Dragon Egg found was hatched during a meteor shower!

Kuan Server

Anarchy, Cross-Play, Economy, Factions, PvP, Raiding, Survival

Join a thriving community of gamers passionate about all things gaming! Whether you’re a seasoned pro or just starting, our server offers an inclusive space for everyone. Engage in lively discussions, team up for multiplayer battles, share gaming tips, and discover new titles together.

What we offer:

Diverse gaming channels for various platforms and genres Regular events, tournaments, and game nights Welcoming and friendly community always ready to chat or play Supportive environment for both casual and competitive gamers Join us today and level up your gaming experience!

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	105/800	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Mythical Relics Collected:	8	Epic Bosses Defeated:	4
Infernal Machines Built:	1	Lost Souls Rescued:	4
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	6	Immortal Potions Brewed:	5
Haunted Mines Explored:	3	Endless Mazes Conquered:	4
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	9	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1

Random Fact: Wholesome Lore: A hidden village was discovered where everyone bakes cookies—they give them out for free to travelers.

FairyTavern

Anarchy, Mini Games, Parkour, Skyblock, Vanilla, Whitelist

Welcome to our tavern! We have: 1)? Anarchy with auction: Unleash your creative imagination, because with us you can build everything you dreamed of or destroy other people’s dreams. Use the auction to buy needed items or sell unwanted ones to become the richest! 2) ? Skyblock with a system of quests and island leveling: Rise to the skies and create your own island in the clouds! Immerse yourself in amazing quests, discover new opportunities and build the most trump heavenly kingdom.

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	107/300	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	7
Void Armor Forged:	24	Unicorn Sightings:	0
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	6	Meteorites Collected:	1
Haunted Forests Traversed:	7	Villages Defended:	13
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	3	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	32

Random Fact: Legendary Lore: Every time an ancient relic is unearthed, a lost city somewhere trembles in fear.

LokiSMP

Survival

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	98/600	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Herobrine Sightings:	2	Void Armor Forged:	24
Lunar Scepters Activated:	5	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	19
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	446	Living Statues Befriended:	1
Shadow Realms Conquered:	0	Enchanted Armories Found:	9
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	3	Endless Legions Commanded:	12

Random Fact: Legend has it that the last time someone opened a haunted chest, they found a singing teapot inside!

MineSMP

Cross-Play, Economy, Survival

This is a SMP of a indian youtuber named MinePlayz, he is from India, who likes to play Minecraft. We have a well informed and knowledgeable community. Our admins are very friendly and can help with the minecraft server or the discord server.

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	106/1000	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	5	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	5
Falling into the Void:	0	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	13	Mythical Quests Completed:	42
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	4	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	15
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1

Random Fact: Wild But True: Someone actually summoned an Eldritch Beast using nothing but friendship bracelets!

The Eternal Region

Economy, PvE, Survival, Whitelist

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	93/800	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Infinite Doors Opened:	1	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	3
Astral Amulets Crafted:	27	Rainbows Spotted:	1
Cursed Taverns Survived:	3	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	5	Epic Bosses Defeated:	5
Hidden Villages Discovered:	2	Forbidden Tomes Read:	6

Random Fact: Fun Fact: The last chaos emerald discovered was found inside a potato. No one knows how it got there.

Ovvys World – BMC4

Economy, FTB, PvE

Welcome to OVVYS World! A passionate 18+ community driven server running the BetterMC (BMC4) modpack. Experience minecraft SMP like never before! Our server is located in America and is fully optimized for BMC4. We have regular backups and make constant quality of life improvements.

Want to join? Make sure you have the Modpack and join us at IP: ovvys.world

IP: ovvys.world Discord: https://discord.gg/kTjF8frr9k Modpack: https://www.curseforge.com/minecraft/modpacks/better-mc-forge-bmc4

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	109/300	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	11	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	4
Shadow Realms Conquered:	1	Powerful Allies Recruited:	8
Undead Armies Raised:	4	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	1
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3	Mineshafts Explored:	2
Endless Night Skies:	5	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	3

Random Fact: Crazy But True: Someone once caught a cosmic hamster, and now it’s the server’s unofficial mascot!

Nootjescraft

Cross-Play, Survival

Nootjescraft!

A Dutch server with an exclusive survival server currently! We are busy strengthening our game modes But be sure to take a look at Nootjescraft

IP: play.nootjescraft.nl

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	98/1000	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	20
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	10	Shadow Realms Conquered:	2
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	5	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	1
Sentient Weapons Trained:	1	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2
Lost Souls Rescued:	6	Magical Frogs Kissed:	1

Random Fact: Crazy But True: Someone once caught a cosmic hamster, and now it’s the server’s unofficial mascot!

UruCraft Network

Bedwars, Economy, KitPvP, MCMMO, PvP, Survival, Survival Games

Urucraft Network is designed entirely around the interaction of the community with the server’s content, with the sole objective of fun and hours of play.

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	110/100	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	11	Wyrmholes Dug:	9
Dimension Hops:	9	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0
Mineshafts Explored:	5	Gryphons Tamed:	4
Immortal Potions Brewed:	12	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	253
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1	Celestial Beings Befriended:	4

Random Fact: Insider Scoop: Whispering shadows are known to hum lullabies when no one’s listening.

Astro Survival

Economy, Survival

Astro Survival is a thrilling SMP (Survival Multiplayer) server where you can enjoy building, exploring, and having fun with friends. We offer a variety of features such as a shop, crates, and more! If you ever need assistance or have any questions, please head over to the discord

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	95/1000	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	7	Omnipotent Charms Created:	1
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	3	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	5	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	4	Shadow Realms Conquered:	1
Ancient Ruins Explored:	2	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	27

Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A player found a magical flute that summons birds to sing along—it’s the perfect soundtrack for any adventure.

NxDelta

Skyblock

This is a Skyblock server. made by a solo beginner programmer for fun. still lots of server setup needed

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	97/500	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	4	Magical Familiars Summoned:	3
Lava Oceans Crossed:	1	Immortal Anvils Forged:	16
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	4	Epic Quests Completed:	25
Void Armor Forged:	28	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3
Endless Mazes Solved:	2	Portal Loops Escaped:	0

Random Fact: Insider Secret: Players who solve unsolvable puzzles are said to unlock the ability to talk to fish.

8b8t SkyBlock

Anarchy, Cross-Play, Skyblock

8b8t.me Is a non vanilla anarchy, anarchy pvp, skyblock minecraft server that supports 1.8.x to 1.20.x(recommended 1.20.4) Bedrock IP: br.8b8t.me Port: 19132

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	100/700	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	2	Battle Standards Raised:	6
Phoenix Feathers Found:	15	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	4
Mimic Chests Discovered:	5	Enchanted Armories Found:	2
Astral Mages Summoned:	1	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1	Dragon Hoards Looted:	1

Random Fact: Fun Fact: The last chaos emerald discovered was found inside a potato. No one knows how it got there.

w3Hub

Creative, Cross-Play, Earth, PvE, Survival, Vanilla

Welcome to the vanilla SMP. There have been a couple changes made to the server for a more customizable and harder experience. The big changes that have been made are…

Ranking up and mob levels When you begin, you will start off with a beginner rank and can rank up by getting experience points in the game. Higher ranks give you more commands to use in the SMP like /hat. To check your rank and progress to the next rank, do /rankinfo. To rankup, do /rankup. Aggressive mobs will now rank up with you, and their current health and level is displayed on them. High levelled mobs deal more damage, have increased HP, and other increased effects like speed/knockback but now have a chance to have increased drops based on the level.

Read more about anti grief usage and other functions on our website, or ask in our Discord.

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	93/600	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2	Glitched Entities Encountered:	3
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	9	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1
Lost Cities Unearthed:	2	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	7
Soul Swords Wielded:	6	Backwards Speech Heard:	4
New Chunks Explored:	637238	Runes Activated:	7

Random Fact: Magical Mystery: A player tamed a dragon only to find it loves tea parties—talk about an unexpected guest!

Spark

Hardcore, LifeSteal, Mini Games, PvP, Raiding, Survival, Vanilla

Join Spark Today! Welcome to a unique Minecraft Lifesteal adventure, crafted just for you! What awaits you? A dedicated and friendly staff team, always ready to support you A unique shop system with everything you need from potions to end crystals and enchants A daily rewards system Afk pit that gives rewards every hour PvP arena + teams + bounties Immerse yourself in a seamless, lag-free and 24/7 gameplay experience. And much, much more!

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	110/600	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Cursed Lands Purified:	2	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	9
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	2	Cosmic Pies Baked:	8
Meteorite Armor Created:	12	Ores Mined:	8625
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	4	Dimension Hops:	1
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3

Random Fact: Did you know? When a reality-bending puzzle is solved, it sometimes turns nearby players into walking marshmallows.

600×600

Survival, Vanilla

A Minecraft server that’s constricted down to a 600 by 600 block border, this forces players to be in constant contact with each other and via scarcity of resources forces an economy. Let me know if your interested, DISCORD —-> discord.gg/K9Axz7Cv

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	90/200	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Ores Mined:	2904	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	4
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	5	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	13
Epic Bosses Defeated:	5	Hidden Passages Discovered:	5
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	2
Holy Grails Found:	1	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	7

Random Fact: Crazy But True: Players have reported seeing Herobrine playing pranks with invisible walls—no one knows why.

Dacian-Cave

Survival

For true Minecraft players… No Plugins that spoil the Story of the game…. ………………………………………………………………………………

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	102/100	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	2	Phantom Horses Ridden:	1
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	3	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	16
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	13	Glorious Feasts Held:	14
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0	Whispering Caves Entered:	2
Phantom Blocks Placed:	2	Invisible Pathways Walked:	2

Random Fact: Did you know? When the last shadow realm was conquered, the conquering player gained the ability to speak in rhymes.