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Well, imagine this: you’re peacefully mining for diamonds in a dark cave, when suddenly a creeper sneaks up behind you and blows you to smithereens. But fear not, on our Minecraft server, we have creeper repellent that will make those green buggers run in terror at the sight of you! Join us and never worry about exploding creepers again!

And that’s not all, folks! Our server is home to the legendary Diamond Chicken, a rare creature that lays diamond eggs instead of boring old regular ones. Imagine the riches you’ll acquire with a steady supply of diamond eggs!

But wait, there’s more! We have a secret underground disco party every Saturday night, where you can dance the night away with skeletons, zombies, and even the occasional Enderman. Who knew monsters had such killer dance moves?

So come on down to our server, where the adventures are wild, the creatures are wacky, and the fun never stops! Just remember to watch out for those pesky exploding creepers.

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	106/900	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Hidden Passages Discovered:	4	Titan Hearts Harvested:	1
Volcanoes Explored:	2	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1
Alien Abductions:	2	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	4
Phantom Knights Defeated:	3	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	1
Rainbows Spotted:	10	Elemental Crystals Collected:	82

Random Fact: Whimsical But True: A player planted a garden of enchanted roses that sing—they’re the most beautiful alarm clocks ever.

VexalMC

Creative, Survival, Vanilla

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	94/700	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	26	Eternal Flames Captured:	5
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1	Talking Trees Consulted:	3
Wailing Winds Heard:	4	Ender Pearl Glitches:	5
Undead Armies Raised:	3	Alien Abductions:	5
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1	Astral Staffs Crafted:	12

Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone built a house out of enchanted gingerbread—it’s sturdy, sweet, and smells like Christmas all year round.

Transcendence Survival Project

Creative, PvE, Survival, Whitelist

We are a whitelisted minecraft server with custom and realistic terrain generation. The server is free to join, but you have to apply to be whitelisted. In addition we have added several vanilla+ elements to the server such as skills, classes, races, custom mobs and custom structures.We have a resource collection world as well as a build world. We have a communal/shared storage and resource gathering model. We have only community farms. No personal redstone farms or massive storage systems are allowed outside of the community area besides the Guardian Farm and Enderman Farms. Everyone is expected to take from the community storage as needed, but everyone is also expected to put back into the storage as much as or slightly more than what they took out.Build themes are dependent on the dimension in which you are building. High Fantasy/Medieval/Steampunk for the overworlds, Demonic for the nether, and sci-fi/cyberpunk for the end dimension.We are currently recruiting builders who are looking for a fun survival experience but who still want to build something big and beautiful. If interested, post an application on our discord!

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	101/700	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Evil Lairs Raided:	4	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1
Sentient Weapons Trained:	6	Magic Wands Crafted:	16
Vanishing Structures Built:	4	Living Statues Befriended:	1
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	9	Dragonkin Hatched:	2
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	12	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1

Random Fact: Legendary Tale: A phantom knight once handed over a magical scroll in exchange for a cup of tea—how polite!

OhanaCraft

Bedwars, Creative, Hardcore, KitPvP, Skyblock, Survival, Vanilla

We are a family friendly server that currently offers a lobby, survival and creative with Minigames, a Modded SkyBlock and Discord. Our community was created from a group of admins and staff from TownCraft. All players are considered Ohana/Family where no one gets left behind. We believe in creating a place where players of all ages are safe from swearing, all forms of vulgar behavior, griefing and bullying.Come play with our Ohana and experience a different kind of server!

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	99/300	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Epic Quests Completed:	14	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	3
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2
Sentient Weapons Trained:	7	Rainbows Spotted:	2
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	4
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	9	Vanishing Items Found:	8

Random Fact: Legend has it that the last time someone opened a haunted chest, they found a singing teapot inside!

GlitchNet

Cross-Play, Economy, Survival

GlitchNet is an SMP server with features such as: – Image item frames – Jobs – Daily rewards – Player warps – Player shops – Fly time – Spawners – Chunk loadersand many more!

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	95/700	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Cursed Taverns Survived:	4	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2
Mysterious Portals Opened:	11	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	24
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	3	Haunted Mines Explored:	3
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	2
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	2

Random Fact: Did you hear? Living statues can be befriended with a simple riddle—just hope they don’t ask you for one in return!

NZ Server

Cross-Play, Economy, MCMMO, PvE, PvP, Survival

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	96/300	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2	World-Altering Spells Cast:	0
Wyrmholes Dug:	8	Demonic Pacts Formed:	3
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	5	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2
Ghost Trains Ridden:	1	Ether Blades Crafted:	20
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	5	Lost Cities Unearthed:	2

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a wishing well that actually grants wishes—it’s now surrounded by flowers and good vibes.

Renderite

Earth, Factions, PvE, PvP, Roleplay, Skyblock, Survival

Renderite Skyblock MMORPG Hello everyone, welcome to the store of Renderite Skyblock. Renderite is a massive server with custom made functions like renting and merchants that includes an enormous map created by the mayor himself. —————————————————————————————- Why Renderite? Renderite was developed by Green and he spent approximately 1 thousand hours creating the map, scripts and updates. It is also funded well by the investors. We have no limits when it comes to player experience. Your idea is important for us. —————————————————————————————-

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	94/600	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Magic Wands Crafted:	9	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	8	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	6
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	2	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1
Magical Familiars Summoned:	1	Enchanted Forests Planted:	5
Emeralds Found:	571	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4

Random Fact: Did you know? When the last shadow realm was conquered, the conquering player gained the ability to speak in rhymes.

Project New Tomorrow

Creative, Mini Games

WHO WE ARE: Project: New Tomorrow encompasses the historical and golden age of themed entertainment with the technological advancements of the 21st Century. It is a celebration of and a living tribute to the past, present, and future of the theme park industry. Our server, as part of our growing platform, produces quality digital products and experiences: “By the fans, for the fans.” Project: New Tomorrow is entirely nonprofit and worked on in our spare time.WHAT WE HAVE: When you join, you spawn right in the heart and soul of the Project: New Tomorrow server. Our server hub is the central destination for all of our featured offerings. Here you can enjoy relaxing attractions, shop for cosmetics, preview upcoming additions, and so much more! At the GamePlex, you can compete with your friends in a variety of themed minigames. On our Creative Server, you can create to your heart’s content with unlimited resources and large plots. Project: New Tomorrow has something for everyone.THE LEGACY COLLECTION: This offering is home to a unique celebration of the past that immerses you in a permanent exhibition of some of the most notable attractions ever created. With state-of-the-art audio, visuals, 3D Models, and other specialized techniques, the Legacy Collection allows you to travel back in time to experience legendary rides and attractions once again. Explore the history behind The Legacy Project as you step through projection screens in this educating, entertaining, and inspiring offering.

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	93/600	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Dragon Eggs Found:	4779	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3
Curse of Binding Applied:	1	Chimeras Created:	2
Blood Moons Survived:	2	Talking Trees Consulted:	3
Chaos Gates Opened:	2	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	4
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1	Lost Cities Unearthed:	3

Random Fact: Did you know? The last phantom ship sighted was carrying a cargo of glow-in-the-dark kittens.

Billionaire City

Economy, Prison, PvE, Roleplay, Towny

OUT NOW IN BETA JOIN OUR DISCORD to be updated and get the free OG Rank! THIS AWAITS YOU IN BILLIONAIRE CITY: – Optimized Economy System made for maximum competitiveness – Houses, Plots and Apartments that you can either rent, buy or lease to other players – A new and well thought-through Job system that will get you going right away We are looking forward to seeing you on the server!

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	108/200	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	2	Mythical Quests Completed:	48
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1	Secret Libraries Discovered:	3
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	3	Whispering Caves Entered:	8
Endless Night Skies:	5	Cursed Villages Purged:	4
Treasure Maps Found:	15	Crystal Wands Charged:	20

Random Fact: Did you know? The most recent world-altering spell accidentally turned a mountain into a giant chocolate cake.

Germania

PvE, PvP, Roleplay, Survival, Vanilla

Vanilla Minecraft server with a friendly community, join to create your own nation or to just vibe. In order to join first you need to be whitelisted by joining discord server!https://discord.gg/AnZWq8yA7Y

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	100/1000	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Magical Frogs Kissed:	6	Arcane Towers Raised:	4
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	9	World-Altering Spells Cast:	2
Curse of Binding Applied:	4	Animals Bred:	44
Backwards Speech Heard:	2	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	3	Unicorn Sightings:	1

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Unicorns on the server have been known to grant wishes!

ComfyMC

Economy, MCMMO, PvE, Roleplay, Survival

Awesome features such as: 1. Version 1.19.2 2. Anti Grief/Land Claiming 3. Keep Inventory / EXP 4. Awesome Voting System and Ranks 5. Jobs and Economy 6. MCMMO 7. Bonus Top Voters Rewards 8. Awesome Crates 9. Lottery 10. Auctions 11. Shops and Player Shops 12. Custom Enchants + more!

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	110/1000	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Endless Legions Commanded:	21	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	2
Whispering Caves Entered:	8	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	12
Titan Hearts Harvested:	1	Enchantments Applied:	147
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	0	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0
Treasure Maps Found:	5	Legendary Titles Earned:	3

Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player built a house entirely out of enchanted marshmallows—soft, sweet, and always smells like vanilla.

SoFurry Minecraft

Economy, MCMMO, Survival, Vanilla

SoFurry Minecraft is a vanilla minecraft server that strives to bring people close together for some fun, clean minecraft fun. We are a growing network, backed by the popular furry website, SoFurry.com. Everyone is welcome on our server, furry or not, and we have plenty for people to do; whether you want to work jobs to make money and buy things in player or admin shops, or if you want to level up skills to multiply your ores, the possibilities are endless!NOTE: We plan to expand into the modded minecraft scene by the end of the year, but until then, our vanilla server is more than happy to accept you!

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	101/900	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Phantom Rings Equipped:	13	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	6	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2
Hidden Villages Discovered:	3	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	11
Phoenix Feathers Found:	13	Phantom Knights Defeated:	3
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	8	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	5

Random Fact: Wholesome Truth: A player discovered a hidden cave full of glowing crystals—it’s now a popular spot for quiet reflection and wonder.

Spinalcraft

PvE, Survival, Vanilla

Hello there!The Spinalcraft Network is a small Minecraft network that has been in operation since late 2013. We feature currently two servers, Legacy and Ascension! Legacy is our original world, dating back to 2013, featuring many great builds over the life span of Minecraft. Ascension was started in January of 2022 with the Cave’s and Cliff’s update, and still has many new memories to make!We pride ourselves on having a small but friendly community! Many of us have been playing on Spinalcraft for many years, and we welcome all with a similar mindset!We are a mature network, while we like to have fun, we also protect our own. Our server’s are semi-vanilla with minimal changes to the vanilla experience, and we have a host of anti-grief plugins. As such, we are known for being tough on those that grief or ruffle feathers in our community!If your looking for a server than you can feel like your apart of a community, we welcome you to join!

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	105/100	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2	Infinite Doors Opened:	1
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	4	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	8
Chimeras Created:	2	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	5
Lost Cities Unearthed:	3	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	11
Vanishing Items Found:	5	Fairy Circles Danced In:	11

Random Fact: Sweet Truth: A player found a hidden passage that leads to a secret garden—it’s full of flowers that bloom in rainbow colors.

Keinett

Factions, Mini Games, Prison, Skyblock, Skywars

Keinett is a multi-server Minecraft community, we host the following game modes:– Skywars – Paintball – KitPvP (Arena) – Hunger Games – Prison – Factions – Skyblock – Creative – KC1 (Survival building challenges) – More to come!

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	99/500	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	2	Dragons Tamed:	5
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2	Epic Shields Constructed:	27
Unseen Monsters Slain:	3	Ether Blades Crafted:	15
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	1	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	3
Immortal Potions Brewed:	4	Endless Mazes Conquered:	1

Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Gnome villages are protected by invisible walls that only activate when someone says “magic beans.”

FAIZ SMP

Economy, OneBlock, Skyblock, Survival, Survival Games, Whitelist

FAIZ SMP V1 (beta test server)server mode : 1. Survival Slimefun 2. Skyblock 3. Acid IslandINFORMATION Ip : faizsmp.my.id webite : https://faizsmp.my.id/ You Can help Me Improve The Server : https://dsc.gg/faiz-smp

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	92/300	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Gods Slained:	0	Cursed Villages Purged:	4
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3	Soul Swords Wielded:	2
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	2	Cursed Statues Activated:	3
Ores Mined:	4607	Evil Twin Fights:	5
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a magical teapot that pours endless hot chocolate—it’s now the most popular spot in town!

ArborMC

Hardcore, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

Updates! On ArborMC we care so much about the community, and our goal is to make all of our players happy by listening to suggestions, and making sure everyone is having fun! We are constantly updating the server so you never get bored! Socials We have a TikTok Account and a Youtube Channel that we post our community in, and our videos are very funny you would love them! We are also very active on discord! Player Experience The Player Experience on ArborMC I must say is the best, in our community you can interact with players by dueling others or selling stuff on the auction house! We even offer coin flips so if you’re feeling risky you can gamble your money! How to join on bedrock? The ip is play.arbormc.co and the port is 25565 https://discord.gg/yDQcppySVS

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	91/800	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	6	Astral Projections Made:	1
Farms Harvested:	424	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	23
Rune Stones Activated:	12	New Chunks Explored:	805695
Undead Armies Raised:	4	Battle Standards Raised:	5
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3

Random Fact: Did you hear? The last interdimensional bake sale ended up feeding an entire dragon hoard. They loved the cookies.