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Well, imagine this: you’re peacefully mining for diamonds in a dark cave, when suddenly a creeper sneaks up behind you and blows you to smithereens. But fear not, on our Minecraft server, we have creeper repellent that will make those green buggers run in terror at the sight of you! Join us and never worry about exploding creepers again!

And that’s not all, folks! Our server is home to the legendary Diamond Chicken, a rare creature that lays diamond eggs instead of boring old regular ones. Imagine the riches you’ll acquire with a steady supply of diamond eggs!

But wait, there’s more! We have a secret underground disco party every Saturday night, where you can dance the night away with skeletons, zombies, and even the occasional Enderman. Who knew monsters had such killer dance moves?

So come on down to our server, where the adventures are wild, the creatures are wacky, and the fun never stops! Just remember to watch out for those pesky exploding creepers.

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	104/100	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Endless Mazes Conquered:	3	Zombie Dances:	10
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	43	Chaos Gates Opened:	2
Volcanoes Explored:	3	Fairy Circles Danced In:	11
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	2	Mythical Quests Completed:	36
Gnome Villages Protected:	8	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	5

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Teleportation mishaps are the leading cause of unexpected interdimensional friendships.

NZ Server

Cross-Play, Economy, MCMMO, PvE, PvP, Survival

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	108/200	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Dragonkin Hatched:	5	Eternal Flames Captured:	4
Infinite Doors Opened:	3	Enchanted Armories Found:	9
Alternate Realities Explored:	4	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	3
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3	Endless Night Skies:	5
Cursed Amulets Found:	3	Wilderness Tamed:	10

Random Fact: Crazy But True: Someone once caught a cosmic hamster, and now it’s the server’s unofficial mascot!

Renderite

Earth, Factions, PvE, PvP, Roleplay, Skyblock, Survival

Renderite Skyblock MMORPG Hello everyone, welcome to the store of Renderite Skyblock. Renderite is a massive server with custom made functions like renting and merchants that includes an enormous map created by the mayor himself. —————————————————————————————- Why Renderite? Renderite was developed by Green and he spent approximately 1 thousand hours creating the map, scripts and updates. It is also funded well by the investors. We have no limits when it comes to player experience. Your idea is important for us. —————————————————————————————-

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	108/500	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Astral Projections Made:	1	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	6
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	5	Epic Weapons Forged:	5
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	5	Demonic Pacts Formed:	1
Forbidden Relics Collected:	0	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2
Enchanted Armories Found:	2	Meteorite Armor Created:	25

Random Fact: Insider Scoop: Whispering shadows are known to hum lullabies when no one’s listening.

Project New Tomorrow

Creative, Mini Games

WHO WE ARE: Project: New Tomorrow encompasses the historical and golden age of themed entertainment with the technological advancements of the 21st Century. It is a celebration of and a living tribute to the past, present, and future of the theme park industry. Our server, as part of our growing platform, produces quality digital products and experiences: “By the fans, for the fans.” Project: New Tomorrow is entirely nonprofit and worked on in our spare time.WHAT WE HAVE: When you join, you spawn right in the heart and soul of the Project: New Tomorrow server. Our server hub is the central destination for all of our featured offerings. Here you can enjoy relaxing attractions, shop for cosmetics, preview upcoming additions, and so much more! At the GamePlex, you can compete with your friends in a variety of themed minigames. On our Creative Server, you can create to your heart’s content with unlimited resources and large plots. Project: New Tomorrow has something for everyone.THE LEGACY COLLECTION: This offering is home to a unique celebration of the past that immerses you in a permanent exhibition of some of the most notable attractions ever created. With state-of-the-art audio, visuals, 3D Models, and other specialized techniques, the Legacy Collection allows you to travel back in time to experience legendary rides and attractions once again. Explore the history behind The Legacy Project as you step through projection screens in this educating, entertaining, and inspiring offering.

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	109/100	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Battle Standards Raised:	9	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	5
Dragons Tamed:	7	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	13
Lost Souls Rescued:	5	Mineshafts Explored:	5
Shattered Realms Restored:	2	Horror Stories Survived:	2
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	4	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4

Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a secret door that leads to a world of stuffed animals—it’s a cuddly paradise.

Billionaire City

Economy, Prison, PvE, Roleplay, Towny

OUT NOW IN BETA JOIN OUR DISCORD to be updated and get the free OG Rank! THIS AWAITS YOU IN BILLIONAIRE CITY: – Optimized Economy System made for maximum competitiveness – Houses, Plots and Apartments that you can either rent, buy or lease to other players – A new and well thought-through Job system that will get you going right away We are looking forward to seeing you on the server!

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	107/500	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	7	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	9	Legendary Titles Earned:	2
Haunted Chests Opened:	3	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	4
Magical Ponies Rescued:	6	Wilderness Tamed:	20
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3

Random Fact: Did you hear? The last interdimensional bake sale ended up feeding an entire dragon hoard. They loved the cookies.

Germania

PvE, PvP, Roleplay, Survival, Vanilla

Vanilla Minecraft server with a friendly community, join to create your own nation or to just vibe. In order to join first you need to be whitelisted by joining discord server!https://discord.gg/AnZWq8yA7Y

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	90/900	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Invisible Pathways Walked:	4	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3
Dragon Scales Harvested:	144	Pirate Ships Raided:	3
Vanishing Items Found:	5	Endless Legions Commanded:	39
Invisible Walls Found:	4	Eerie Music Discs Played:	1
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	7	Paranormal Events Investigated:	5

Random Fact: Magical Trivia: One player managed to defeat an epic boss with nothing but enchanted breadsticks—no joke!

ComfyMC

Economy, MCMMO, PvE, Roleplay, Survival

Awesome features such as: 1. Version 1.19.2 2. Anti Grief/Land Claiming 3. Keep Inventory / EXP 4. Awesome Voting System and Ranks 5. Jobs and Economy 6. MCMMO 7. Bonus Top Voters Rewards 8. Awesome Crates 9. Lottery 10. Auctions 11. Shops and Player Shops 12. Custom Enchants + more!

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	94/200	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Villages Defended:	13	Epic Quests Completed:	30
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	4	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1
Werewolf Howls Heard:	2	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4
Chaos Gates Opened:	0	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	10	Dragon Scales Harvested:	450

Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Ender Dragon reincarnations sometimes come back as friendly puppies—seriously!

SoFurry Minecraft

Economy, MCMMO, Survival, Vanilla

SoFurry Minecraft is a vanilla minecraft server that strives to bring people close together for some fun, clean minecraft fun. We are a growing network, backed by the popular furry website, SoFurry.com. Everyone is welcome on our server, furry or not, and we have plenty for people to do; whether you want to work jobs to make money and buy things in player or admin shops, or if you want to level up skills to multiply your ores, the possibilities are endless!NOTE: We plan to expand into the modded minecraft scene by the end of the year, but until then, our vanilla server is more than happy to accept you!

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	103/700	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Cursed Swords Broken:	2	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	3
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	5	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	5
Unseen Monsters Slain:	7	Cozy Campfires Lit:	13
Titan Hearts Harvested:	2	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	15

Random Fact: Sweet Fact: Someone enchanted their pen to write love letters on its own—it’s been sending notes to all the nearby villagers.

Spinalcraft

PvE, Survival, Vanilla

Hello there!The Spinalcraft Network is a small Minecraft network that has been in operation since late 2013. We feature currently two servers, Legacy and Ascension! Legacy is our original world, dating back to 2013, featuring many great builds over the life span of Minecraft. Ascension was started in January of 2022 with the Cave’s and Cliff’s update, and still has many new memories to make!We pride ourselves on having a small but friendly community! Many of us have been playing on Spinalcraft for many years, and we welcome all with a similar mindset!We are a mature network, while we like to have fun, we also protect our own. Our server’s are semi-vanilla with minimal changes to the vanilla experience, and we have a host of anti-grief plugins. As such, we are known for being tough on those that grief or ruffle feathers in our community!If your looking for a server than you can feel like your apart of a community, we welcome you to join!

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	97/1000	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	13	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	1
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	13	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1
Secret Libraries Discovered:	4	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	8
Mysterious Portals Opened:	19	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	7
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	1	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	14

Random Fact: Insider Scoop: Whispering shadows are known to hum lullabies when no one’s listening.

Keinett

Factions, Mini Games, Prison, Skyblock, Skywars

Keinett is a multi-server Minecraft community, we host the following game modes:– Skywars – Paintball – KitPvP (Arena) – Hunger Games – Prison – Factions – Skyblock – Creative – KC1 (Survival building challenges) – More to come!

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	99/200	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	8	Phantom Knights Defeated:	8
Void Armor Forged:	13	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	5
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	368	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	4	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3
Eclipse Rings Activated:	2	Astral Staffs Crafted:	5

Random Fact: Fun Fact: A catgirl once traded her friendship bracelet for an ancient relic—best decision ever.

FAIZ SMP

Economy, OneBlock, Skyblock, Survival, Survival Games, Whitelist

FAIZ SMP V1 (beta test server)server mode : 1. Survival Slimefun 2. Skyblock 3. Acid IslandINFORMATION Ip : faizsmp.my.id webite : https://faizsmp.my.id/ You Can help Me Improve The Server : https://dsc.gg/faiz-smp

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	94/700	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Secret Libraries Discovered:	5	Evil Lairs Raided:	3
New Chunks Explored:	182894	Meteorites Collected:	2
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	7	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	5
Gods Slained:	1	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	3
Elemental Crystals Collected:	90	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	6

Random Fact: Magical Fact: A player once brewed a potion that turned their pet into a talking companion—it always knows just what to say.

ArborMC

Hardcore, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

Updates! On ArborMC we care so much about the community, and our goal is to make all of our players happy by listening to suggestions, and making sure everyone is having fun! We are constantly updating the server so you never get bored! Socials We have a TikTok Account and a Youtube Channel that we post our community in, and our videos are very funny you would love them! We are also very active on discord! Player Experience The Player Experience on ArborMC I must say is the best, in our community you can interact with players by dueling others or selling stuff on the auction house! We even offer coin flips so if you’re feeling risky you can gamble your money! How to join on bedrock? The ip is play.arbormc.co and the port is 25565 https://discord.gg/yDQcppySVS

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	92/100	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Legendary Items Repaired:	4	Astral Staffs Crafted:	18
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	4	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	19
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4	Mysterious Portals Opened:	17
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	18	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	1
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	12	Invisible Walls Found:	4

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a rainbow that they could pick up and carry—now it’s the ultimate fashion accessory.

PhantasyMC

Economy, MCMMO, PvE, Survival

PhantasyMC is a Minecraft server on Java 1.20.2 with a focus on adventure, community, and fantasy fun! Here’s what to expect: Anti-grief Claims Cosmetics Crates Custom Enchants Discord Events Economy Fantasy Family Friendly Jobs LGBTQ Pride MCMMO Quests Resource Mines Seasonal Events/Tournaments Voting Join our Discord to follow our plans and suggest new ideas!

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	91/100	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Farms Harvested:	698	Curse of Binding Applied:	2
Chaos Gates Opened:	2	Shattered Realms Restored:	0
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	22
New Chunks Explored:	909757	Potions Brewed:	150
Runes Activated:	2	Pirate Ships Captured:	0

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a magical teapot that pours endless hot chocolate—it’s now the most popular spot in town!

TerraMC

Earth, Economy, Roleplay, Survival, Towny

Welcome to TerraMC! Engage in geopolitics and build grand cities from the ground up on TerraMC’s Earth map. With a stable economy ran by the gold ingot, you can do lots in a server like ours. Our server features all aspects of Earth and Towny servers combined!If you’re tired of playing on servers where geopolitics, building, and PvP can’t seem to come together, then TerraMC is the perfect place to play on for you! The server features an Earth map where 1 block is 500 real-life meters. Currency is based on the Gold Ingot, where you are able to mine it from the ground, sell items for it, or vote for the server in order to create and run a town or nation.With plugins like McMMO, the fun is expanded even more for those players who like to engage in the daily grind for resources! Our server also features Brewery, where you can create numerous drinks with many new effects. There are so many more things that we feature that expands the quality of life for all players!Come on down and experience Earth Towny at it’s greatest at play.terramc.io

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	92/800	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Phantom Rings Equipped:	16	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	15
Magical Ponies Rescued:	3	Forbidden Doors Opened:	3
Celestial Beings Befriended:	0	Dragons Tamed:	4
Mystic Runes Engraved:	7	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3
Gnome Villages Protected:	2	Shadow Figures Spotted:	3

Random Fact: Did You Hear? Someone brewed a potion that made everyone around them giggle uncontrollably—it’s the latest party trick!

CosmicX

Creative, Roleplay, Survival, Vanilla

CosmicX is a creative server with 512×512 plots, an open freebuild world, towny survival and private survival SMP worlds.Features include: – Free worldedit (no need to vote for it) – Free voxelsniper – Free goBrush usage – Free goPaint usage – Huge head decoration database over 50,000 heads! – Free, unlimited redstone – No lag (Average TPS of 20.0)(Timings of a constant 20 tps) – Regularly updated- Events

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	96/800	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	1	Soul Contracts Signed:	2
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	6	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	15
Whispering Caves Entered:	5	Magical Familiars Summoned:	5
Players Killed by Monsters:	5685	Celestial Crowns Worn:	4
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	16	Lunar Scepters Activated:	10

Random Fact: Heartwarming Lore: A player once found a lost puppy that turned out to be a shape-shifting dragon—it now guards their treasure chest.

OnePlanet

Cross-Play, Earth, Economy, Vanilla

Welcome to OnePlanet! We are a brand new Earth server! Create your own town, make friends, or make enemies! Time shall tell…We offer: ▪ Voting ▪ 1:1500 Earth Map ▪ Lands ▪ Live map ▪ Custom enchants ▪ Custom mining experience ▪ Custom fishing experience ▪ Much, much more!

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	105/900	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Cursed Amulets Found:	4	Emeralds Found:	4228
Haunted Mines Explored:	1	Invisible Pathways Walked:	3
Mimic Chests Discovered:	5	Magic Items Found:	4701
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	3	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	5
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	1	Phantom Horses Ridden:	4

Random Fact: Did you hear? The most powerful magic item found this week was a spoon that can bend reality.