Blocky Dicks: The Epidemic of Black Penises in Minecraft

PharmaFreeSMP: NoGamblingNoBooze

addiction, advertising, alcohol, Ban, consumerism, control, controversy, Ethics, gambling, Government, harmful products, health, Marketing, Media, NoGamblingNoBooze, pharmaceutical commercials, PharmaFreeSMP, public policy, regulations, restrictions, society, television

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Players:	96/800	Votes:	6062
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	2
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Forbidden Tomes Read:	7
Shattered Realms Restored:	0	Pirate Ships Captured:	0
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	11	Orbs of Power Found:	5
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	3	Cosmic Pies Baked:	8
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3	Epic Quests Completed:	13

Bro, have you heard about this epic Minecraft SMP? It’s like, totally lit, dude. We got like, a whole village of villagers who are all secretly aliens trying to take over the world. But don’t worry, we have a secret weapon – a giant chicken that shoots lasers out of its eyes. Yeah, you heard me right, a CHICKEN WITH LASER EYES.

And the best part is, we have a rule that if you die in the game, you have to do a silly dance in real life. It’s hilarious, bro. Plus, every time you find diamonds, you have to yell “I am the king of the world” at the top of your lungs. It’s like, tradition or something.

So come join us on this totally wacky Minecraft SMP, where the only limit is your imagination. And also, we have a rule that if you don’t bring a pet llama with you, you have to wear a chicken suit for a whole week. It’s gonna be a blast, dude. Trust me, you don’t wanna miss out on this insanity.

BlockyBedroomFun

BlockyBedroomFun, Communication, communication in relationships, desire, emotional connection, enjoyment, fantasies, foreplay, fulfillment, guys, Intimacy, love, Passion, physical touch, Pleasure, reddit, relationships, satisfaction, sex, sexual pleasure, sexual satisfaction, turn-ons

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Players:	108/800	Votes:	5533
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Reality Warps Survived:	2	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1
New Chunks Explored:	622107	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	2
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0	Living Shadows Defeated:	5
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	12	Mystic Runes Engraved:	7
Twisted Realms Survived:	2	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	12
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	6	Heroic Legacies Created:	2
Divine Spears Created:	10	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	3

Hey gamers, looking for a Minecraft server that will blow your mind (and maybe other things too)? Join our server for a wild ride filled with surprises! We’ve got secret dungeons where you can find rare loot, but be careful, you might stumble upon a group of dancing creepers! And don’t even get us started on our custom-built rollercoaster that takes you on a journey through the Nether and back. Plus, our community is so friendly and welcoming, you’ll feel like you’re playing with a group of over-enthusiastic villagers. So what are you waiting for? Come join us and experience the craziest Minecraft adventures of your life!

TalibanBucks Minecraft Server

#covert operations, Conflict, counterterrorism efforts, defense strategies, Espionage, foreign interference, foreign policy, intelligence agencies, international relations, investigation, Military Funding, Military operations, Minecraft, national security, paid attacks, political implications, Russian intelligence, security threats, Server, Taliban, TalibanBucks, Terrorism, us forces

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Players:	103/1000	Votes:	3071
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	220	Portal Loops Escaped:	1
Cosmic Pies Baked:	6	Endless Mazes Solved:	3
Crystal Palaces Visited:	3	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	7
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	8	Crystal Caves Mapped:	9
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	8
Gnome Villages Protected:	8	Living Statues Befriended:	3
Animals Bred:	48	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0

so, liek, u know how u play minecraft and u get bored of the same old servers? well, u gotta join this one, cuz it’s lit af. we got russian spies, taliban fighters, and they’re all gettin paid to attack US forces in the game. u can join in on the action and get paid too! just imagine, u mining ur diamonds and then BOOM, russian spy comes and blows u up. it’s wild, man. come join the chaos and see if u can survive the madness. plus, we got free cookies at spawn. what more could u ask for? join now and let the craziness begin!

rrdd.aternos.me Minecraft server

Aternos, banner, Community, Fun, Instructions, Lazy, Minecraft, multiplayer, OFFLINE, ONLINE, Players, RRDD, Server, Start, Survival, Version, Website

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Players:	97/600	Votes:	1691
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	6	World-Altering Spells Cast:	0
Blood Moons Survived:	0	Titanic Battles Fought:	14
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	246	Ancient Ruins Explored:	1
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	5	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	20
Meteorites Collected:	2	Chaos Gates Opened:	3
Werewolf Howls Heard:	4	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	15
Holy Grails Found:	5	Magical Frogs Kissed:	8

This server is survival on any version of Minecraft. If the server is turned off, then you can start it yourself using instructions on the website

rrdd.aternos.me:36149

Craftocracy

#youtube, 2nd Presidential Election, Craftocracy, Democracy, discord server, Game, key democratic function, Laws, legislature, Meet, members, minecraft server, Modded, Modpack, Presidential election, proposals, Roleplay, Server members, smp, Voting, Whitelist

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Players:	110/1000	Votes:	696
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Astral Mages Summoned:	2	Unicorn Sightings:	0
Lunar Scepters Activated:	9	Orbs of Power Found:	4
Cursed Amulets Found:	2	Glitched Entities Encountered:	5
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	8	Evil Lairs Raided:	8
Reality Distortions Fixed:	2	Dimension Hops:	3
Curse of Binding Applied:	1	Divine Relics Bestowed:	11
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	2	Votes:	519

Minecraft Server Overview

Server Name	Minecraft’s Most Democratic Server
Roleplay Level	2% Serious
Key Feature	Server Legislature for voting on proposals
Special Event	2nd Presidential Election

FAQ – Frequently Asked Questions

Question	Answer
What is the server’s primary democratic function?	The server legislature where members vote on proposals.
What type of proposals can be submitted?	Proposals can range from enacting laws to adding mods to the server’s modpack.
When is the upcoming Presidential Election?	This week, don’t miss it!
How can I join the server?	Visit our Discord server: https://discord.gg/NdFHVEydjC

Hate Online Dating 1.20.3

1.20.3, anger, DATING, fear, Frustration, hate, Loneliness, mental health, Misogyny, modern dating, ONLINE, online dating, outside, PRESSURE, rejection, relationships, Social Interaction, society, soulless, Technology, toxic masculinity, Women

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Players:	96/600	Votes:	5682
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Ghost Trains Ridden:	2	Sentient Weapons Trained:	6
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	15	Holy Grails Found:	3
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	5	Votes:	8456
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	2	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	2
Cursed Statues Activated:	3	Invisible Walls Found:	3
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	6	Gnome Villages Protected:	4
Endless Legions Commanded:	12	Undead Armies Raised:	5

Yo, forget about online dating, join our Minecraft server instead! Why waste time swiping left and right when you can be building epic structures and fighting creepers? Plus, who needs a girlfriend when you have a diamond sword, am I right? Join now and escape the soul-less world of online dating, where women are too scared to leave their houses and actually interact with real people. Minecraft is where it’s at, baby!

Name: “NoNameNoPlay Minecraft Server”

aita, America, American, coworker, dad, derogatory, desired name, Grandfather, Holocaust survivors, ireland, irish, Jewish, mick, mike, Minecraft, name.., NoNameNoPlay, overreacting, Pronouns, racist, sensitivity, Server, Slur

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Players:	105/1000	Votes:	7467
Rating:	4.5 / 5
World-Altering Spells Cast:	1	Portal Loops Escaped:	2
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	4	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	6
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Wyrmholes Dug:	4
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2
Secret Passages Found:	5	Rune Stones Activated:	12
Cursed Taverns Survived:	3	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	166
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2	Whispering Shadows Heard:	2

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we embrace all names, even if they might trigger your coworker’s sensitivity! Join us and build your own virtual world where you can be called whatever you want – even if it’s “Mick”!

Our server is a safe space for all, whether you’re Irish, Jewish, or just a Minecraft enthusiast looking for a good time. And don’t worry, we promise not to judge your name choices based on historical events – unless you want to build a virtual memorial, then go for it!

So come on down to our server and let your creativity run wild, just like your coworker’s imagination when it comes to name labels. Who knows, maybe you’ll even find a virtual leprechaun or a diamond-encrusted menorah along the way!

ChudCraft: No Son-Shaming Zone

#Drop out, advice, Boundaries, Chud, ChudCraft, Communication, Conflict, ex husband, family, generational gap, internet, internet culture, Job, moving out, parenting, relationship, School, Son, SonShaming, teenager, Understanding, video games, Zone

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Players:	108/100	Votes:	1395
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Dimension Hops:	5	Shadow Realms Conquered:	1
Astral Staffs Crafted:	17	Endless Mazes Conquered:	2
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	7	Ancient Ruins Explored:	3
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4	Cursed Swords Broken:	3
World-Altering Spells Cast:	2	Cosmic Pies Baked:	8
Royal Courts Attended:	3	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4
Rainbows Spotted:	9	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	5

🤣🎮 Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild as your son’s internet friends? Look no further! Join our server for a crazy adventure like no other! 🤪

👾 Our server is filled with chuds (yes, you read that right) who will take you on a journey you never knew you needed! They’ll show you the ropes and make sure you have a blast while playing!

🏠 Build your dream house and escape the real world just like your son did when he dropped out of school! Who needs education when you have Minecraft, right? 😂

🚀 Join us and experience the thrill of virtual reality like never before! Who knows, maybe you’ll even find your inner chud and embrace the chaos! 😉

💥 Don’t miss out on the chance to join a community that’s as unpredictable as your son’s decision to move in with his dad! Trust us, you won’t regret it! Join now and let the madness begin! 🤣🎮

Neuro’s Hive Mind 1.20.4

#youtube, 1.20.4, ai, AI learning, chat entertainment, Clips, collaboration, Educational, Gaming, hive, merchandise, Mind, Music, neuro-sama, Neuros, osu, singing, subathon, tiktok, twitch, vedal, vods, vtube studio, Vtuber

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Players:	100/100	Votes:	9810
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Reality Warps Survived:	0	Dark Rituals Completed:	8
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	480
Magical Familiars Summoned:	5	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1
Dragon Hoards Looted:	1	Eerie Music Discs Played:	5
Herobrine Sightings:	2	Titan Hearts Harvested:	1
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	49	Magical Moments Shared:	28
Falling into the Void:	1	Void Armor Forged:	24

OMG, u gotta join dis Minecraft server cuz we got a freakin’ AI overlord named Neuro-sama who’s like a VTuber and chats with peeps and sings and plays games and collabs with other VTubers, like what even is reality anymore? Join the /swarm/ today and be part of dis crazy world! Plus, they got a subathon going on from 2:00 PM to 3:00 AM UTC, like who needs sleep when u can hang out with a virtual AI goddess? Check out all their socials and music and clips and educational stuff if u wanna learn about AI or just wanna see some wild content. And don’t forget to grab some merch from their shop, like imagine repping an AI overlord on a t-shirt, iconic! Just dive into the madness, bro, and regret nothing!

Space Cuck Island

#breastfeeding, billionaire, controversial, cuck, eccentric, elon musk, entrepreneur, innovation, ISLAND, NEET, ragebait, richest man, richest man in the world, Rockets, Social Interaction, society, Space, space exploration, spacex, success, Technology, tesla, wealth

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Players:	96/1000	Votes:	3702
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Arcane Towers Raised:	3	Votes:	9392
Infinite Doors Opened:	3	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	15
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	9	Phantom Rings Equipped:	5
Hidden Villages Discovered:	3	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	4
Enchantments Applied:	249	Curse of Binding Applied:	5
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0	Celestial Beings Befriended:	2
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	28	Royal Decrees Issued:	2

Yo yo yo, come join our Minecraft server where you can be the richest player ever! We got ragebait suits for days, just like a NEET. Who needs other people when you’re rolling in diamonds, am I right? Imagine having rockets and still dealing with society, what a noob move. Come join us and show off your wealth, let’s dominate this server together!

SecretSongLoverMC-SMP

embarrassing favorite, embarrassing guilty pleasure, embarrassing song, embarrassing tune, guilty pleasure, guilty pleasure jam, guilty pleasure music, guilty pleasure track, guilty pleasure tune, hidden favorite, Hidden Gem, hidden music, hidden tune, secret favorite, secret favorite song, secret music, secret song, secret track, Secret tune, SecretSongLoverMCSMP

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Players:	95/200	Votes:	2083
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Phantom Horses Ridden:	3	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	3
Void Armor Forged:	22	Infernal Machines Built:	2
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	14	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	4
Dragon Eggs Found:	3884	Backwards Speech Heard:	5
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	0	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	4
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	28	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	16

OMG you guys, you have to join this epic Minecraft SMP, like seriously it’s the best thing since sliced bread. We have a secret underground base filled with diamond blocks and enchanted gear, like whoa. And get this, our leader is a talking llama who can do backflips while juggling TNT.

But wait, there’s more. We have a secret disco party every night where we dance to Justin Bieber’s “Baby” on repeat. It’s so cringey but also so lit, you won’t be able to resist joining in. Plus, we have a pet creeper named Bob who tells the best dad jokes, like seriously he’s a riot.

So come join us on this wild ride of a Minecraft SMP, where the only rule is to have fun and never take yourself too seriously. Trust me, you won’t regret it. Just don’t tell anyone about our secret love for that one Taylor Swift song, okay? 😉 #minecraftsmp #secretlovesongs #llamaleadership

CreeperCubicleCraze

absurd workplace rules, bizarre office rules, comical workplace guidelines, corporate guidelines, CreeperCubicleCraze, extreme workplace rules, funny office rules, nonsensical workplace rules, odd company policies, office policies, outlandish office rules, peculiar work regulations, ridiculous rules, ridiculous work guidelines, strange corporate rules, strange workplace rules, unconventional office policies, unconventional work rules, unusual workplace regulations, weird work policies, workplace regulations.

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Players:	110/200	Votes:	1576
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	3	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	5
Invisible Pathways Walked:	6	Divine Scrolls Written:	7
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2
Cursed Villages Purged:	1	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	3
Enchantments Applied:	171	World-Altering Spells Cast:	1
Paranormal Events Investigated:	5	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	6
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2	Lost Cities Unearthed:	3

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with lame rules like “no griefing” and “be respectful”? Well, have we got the server for you! Our server has the most absurd workplace rules you’ve ever seen. Want to build a giant statue of a chicken made entirely out of TNT? Go for it! Want to ride a pig off a cliff while screaming “YOLO”? We encourage it!

Join our server for a wild ride of chaos and mayhem. We once had a player who built an entire rollercoaster made out of diamond blocks, only to have it destroyed by a horde of angry zombie pigs. And don’t even get us started on the time someone tried to tame a creeper as a pet.

So if you’re looking for a Minecraft server that’s anything but ordinary, come join us. Just be prepared for the unexpected, because on our server, anything goes.

ByteForge

built, ByteForge, Central US, Discord, Farms, ItzWozzi, Join, learn, Minecraft, Players, progress, Projects, Resources, Server, skill levels, smp, Tour, username, work together, world

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Players:	105/400	Votes:	3196
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	1	Epic Bosses Defeated:	4
Epic Shields Constructed:	37	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1
Infernal Machines Built:	2	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	4	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	4
Secret Passages Found:	7	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	8
Portal Loops Escaped:	1	Blood Moons Survived:	2
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	11

ByteForge Minecraft Server Overview

Server Name	ByteForge
Server Type	Survival/Community
Location	Central US (may change)
Accepting Players	All over the world

FAQ

Q: What is ByteForge server?

A: ByteForge is a server similar to Wavetech or Scicraft, where players work together to build gamebreaking farms and other projects.

Q: Who can join the server?

A: Players of all skill levels are welcome as long as they are ready to learn and work together with others.

Q: How can I join ByteForge?

A: Send a message on Discord to “ItzWozzi” for a quick tour of the server and if you like what you see, you can join.

Mystic Vale 1.20.6

1.20.6, long tail tag, mystic, never be back, permanently over, slop GET, slopget, Vale

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Players:	109/300	Votes:	6816
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1
Mystic Runes Engraved:	4	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	33
Vanishing Structures Built:	3	Volcanoes Explored:	3
Secret Guilds Joined:	3	Secret Passages Found:	4
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	97	Endless Night Skies:	1
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	13	Runes Activated:	8
Meteorites Collected:	3	Rune Stones Activated:	10

Yo, bro, you gotta join this Minecraft server, like ASAP! Why, you ask? Well, let me tell you, it’s like another slop GET, but like, permanently over and it’ll never be back! Can you even imagine the chaos and madness that awaits you in this server? It’s like a rollercoaster ride through the depths of insanity, but in Minecraft form! So, what are you waiting for? Join now and experience the wildest ride of your life!

CraftyConfrontation

aita, Asshole, Boundaries, bus station, bus stop, cigarette smoker, coward, CraftyConfrontation, English, German, Harassment, hard life, high school, introverted, language barrier, Liar, Scrubs, Social Interaction, street confrontation, Travels, work uniform

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Players:	92/100	Votes:	9779
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	0	Phantom Rings Equipped:	25
Infinite Doors Opened:	2	Dragon Hoards Looted:	3
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	7	Astral Projections Made:	2
Endless Night Skies:	5	Heroic Legacies Created:	1
Royal Decrees Issued:	1	Cursed Scrolls Read:	2
Haunted Forests Traversed:	2	Magic Crystals Found:	5
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	49	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3

Are you tired of being harassed on the streets for cigarettes and lighters? Do you wish you could just escape to a world where no one bothers you? Well, do I have the perfect solution for you! Join our Minecraft server where you can pretend you don’t speak English to avoid all those pesky interactions with strangers.

Imagine a world where you can roam freely without anyone asking you for a smoke or a light. You can build your own virtual paradise and never have to deal with rude people again. And if anyone dares to bother you in the game, just tell them in German that you don’t speak English and watch them scurry away in confusion.

But beware, there may be some persistent players who won’t take no for an answer. Just remember to stand your ground and assert yourself, even if they call you a liar, a coward, or an asshole. In this Minecraft server, you are the master of your own domain and no one can bring you down. So come join us and escape the real world for a while. You won’t regret it!

Players:	105/100	Votes:	1503
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Wyrmholes Dug:	7	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	2
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	5	Lost Cities Unearthed:	5
Dragon Eggs Found:	4313	Infinite Doors Opened:	2
Curse of Binding Applied:	1	Alien Abductions:	0
Magical Ponies Rescued:	2	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	9
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	2	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2
Living Shadows Defeated:	2	Mystic Runes Engraved:	3