Blocky Dicks: The Epidemic of Black Penises in Minecraft

African American men, awareness campaign, Black, black penis, blocky, Community Outreach, cultural beliefs, Dicks, education, Epidemic, health crisis, healthcare disparities, marginalized communities, medical emergency, Minecraft, penises, prevention efforts, public health, racial inequality, reproductive health, serious issues, sexual health, social justice, stigma, taboo

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Players:	107/300	Votes:	6173
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	3	Mythical Relics Collected:	14
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	11	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	5
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	2	Vanishing Items Found:	4
Mystic Runes Engraved:	3	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1
Titan Hearts Harvested:	4	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	5
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	3	Farms Harvested:	730
Battle Standards Raised:	9	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0

New Minecraft Servers

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with nothing but bland landscapes and basic gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is experiencing a hilarious and outrageous epidemic of black penises causing chaos and mayhem everywhere you turn! Join us for a wild ride as you navigate through a world filled with giant black penises popping up unexpectedly, creating obstacles and challenges at every turn. Will you be able to conquer the black penis epidemic and emerge victorious? Join now for a truly unforgettable Minecraft experience that will have you laughing out loud and scratching your head in disbelief!

CraftyCommies vs. Capitalists

aggression, capitalists, Conflict, CraftyCommies, Diplomacy, Fighting, foreign policy, Geopolitical, global tensions, international relations, Kim Jong-un, learning, military strategy, North Korea, nuclear weapons, russia, sanctions, security threats, Ukraine, US, Vladimir Putin, Warns

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Players:	98/1000	Votes:	8525
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Chaos Gates Opened:	1	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	10
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	5
Crystal Palaces Visited:	2	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	2
Endless Legions Commanded:	21	Battle Standards Raised:	10
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2	Enchanted Armories Found:	10
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	14	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	5
Crops Grown:	6531	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0

lol come join our epic minecraft server where we have north korea teaching us how to fight against russia and ukraine 😂😂 the US is even warning us about how crazy it is! we got nukes and explosions galore, you won’t believe the chaos until you see it for yourself! join now for a wild ride you won’t forget! 💣🚀🔥

OrbitMC

Active, Adventure, Community, Experience, Fun, gameplay, Hermitcraft-like, java, Join, Linktree, Minecraft, multiplayer, OrbitMC, Play, Positive, SEASON 2, Semi Vanilla, Server, smp, Survival, Whitelist

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Players:	96/900	Votes:	2063
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	5
Celestial Crowns Worn:	4	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2
Shattered Realms Restored:	2	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2
Forbidden Doors Opened:	2	Mythical Quests Completed:	46
Emeralds Found:	9386	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	19
Falling into the Void:	0	Crystal Wands Charged:	13
Soul Contracts Signed:	5	Ender Pearl Glitches:	4

OrbitMC Overview

Description
Welcome to OrbitMC! We are an ever growing semi-vanilla Minecraft SMP server that has released our 2nd Season! We have an active staff team working to make sure that your experience in the game is the best that it can possibly be. Along with that we have a very fun and positive community of people just like you!

Join Our Community

If you are interested in joining our community, check out our Linktree that provides ways to get involved and join the server! Once you join, go ahead and get yourself whitelisted so that you can join and play on the Minecraft Server!

OrbitMC Staff Team

Lonely Manga Haven 1.21.1

1.21.1, difficult task, Experience, happy stories, Haven, lonely, Loners, love, love manga, lucky 1%, Manga, Plots, realistic romance, Reality, remaining 99%, romance, romance comics, Sci Fi, Supernatural, Unique, unique love stories., Virgin, virgin wife

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Players:	105/700	Votes:	2268
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Forbidden Relics Collected:	6	Enchantments Applied:	165
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	12	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	3
Glitched Entities Encountered:	5	Living Shadows Defeated:	2
Ghost Trains Ridden:	0	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	3
Haunted Chests Opened:	10	Epic Bosses Defeated:	3
Star Shards Collected:	205	Infinite Doors Opened:	1
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	5	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	5

Join our Minecraft server for a chance to experience the romance and drama of realistic love stories, just like in those rare romance comics!

We promise you’ll feel like part of the lucky 1% who have experienced true love, even if you’re a loner in real life.

Who needs a virgin wife when you can immerse yourself in unique love stories on our server?

Don’t miss out on the opportunity to live out your wildest romantic fantasies in the world of Minecraft!

DocDisasterCraft

adult content, awkward medical visit, awkward situation, clinic visit, cringe-worthy moment, DocDisasterCraft, doctor visit, embarrassing trip, health check-up, healthcare embarrassment, intimate examination, medical mishap, mortifying incident, NSFW, personal humiliation, physician appointment, private consultation, red-faced encounter, sensitive topic, shameful memory, uncomfortable experience

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Players:	94/400	Votes:	4151
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	18	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	10	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	2
Cosmic Pies Baked:	6	Ender Pearl Glitches:	2
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	3
Void Armor Forged:	17	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	3
Endless Legions Commanded:	10	Gnome Villages Protected:	5
Chimeras Created:	1	Dragon Eggs Found:	9386

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers that don’t make you laugh until you pee your pants? Look no further, because our server is here to cure all your boredom woes with a side of hilarity!

Join our server for a wild ride of shenanigans and tomfoolery that will have you rolling on the floor laughing. From building giant phallic structures to engaging in epic battles with flying pigs, there’s never a dull moment on our server.

But that’s not all – we also have a secret underground doctor’s office where players can share their most embarrassing trips to the doctor. Trust us, you won’t believe some of the stories that have been shared in there. So come on, join our server and prepare to have your sides split from laughter!

Oil & Gas Fun Zone

Alberta, Canada, Fun, gas, negative health outcomes, Oil, Oil and gas industry, Pollution, population exposure, sociodemographic, upstream operations, Zone

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Players:	94/200	Votes:	5262
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Celestial Gardens Planted:	8	Epic Weapons Forged:	9
Astral Amulets Crafted:	41	Volcanoes Explored:	3
Meteorites Collected:	2	Falling into the Void:	3
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	1	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2
Cursed Lands Purified:	3	Magical Moments Shared:	13
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	5
Sentient Weapons Trained:	5	Paranormal Events Investigated:	3

come join our epic minecraft server where the only pollution you’ll find is from all the creepers blowing up your builds! we got oil and gas industry vibes for days, but don’t worry, it’s all just for show! our players have reported increased health benefits from all the fresh air and sunshine in our virtual world. plus, our population exposure to upstream oil and gas operations is off the charts – in a good way! so grab your pickaxe and get ready to dig into some crazy adventures on our server. who needs real life when you can live it up in minecraft land?!

Eternal Mech Waste Land 1.20.3

1.20.3, Anyabot, automated cleaning, cleaning, cleaning routine, convenience, debris disposal, dust collection, efficiency, Emptying, ETERNAL, Frequency, home maintenance, household chores, Land, maintenance, MECH, robot vacuum, Robotic assistance, Schedule, smart home, smart technology, time-saving, vacuuming, Waste

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Players:	97/200	Votes:	2869
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	8	Potions Brewed:	131
Magic Wands Crafted:	8	Epic Battles Fought:	13
Forbidden Tomes Read:	6	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	4
Royal Decrees Issued:	4	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	4
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4	Heroic Legacies Created:	3
Titan Hearts Harvested:	2	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	6
Fairy Circles Danced In:	12	Forbidden Relics Collected:	0

Lol, bro, you gotta join this Minecraft server cuz we got Anyabots that poop diamonds! Like, who needs to mine when you can just collect diamond turds from a robot, amirite? Plus, our server is like a virtual disco party with glowstone everywhere, so you can dance while you mine. And don’t even get me started on the llama races we have every Saturday, it’s lit AF. So, like, join now and experience the craziest Minecraft server ever, where the only limit is your imagination…and maybe some questionable redstone contraptions.

LootLunchDrama

actress, advertising, Brazil, broke student, expensive restaurant, family, fashion event, foreigner, Generosity, LootLunchDrama, manhattan, MILLIONAIRE, NYC, part time job, savings, sister, Support, telenovelas, tuition, University, wire transfer

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Players:	98/200	Votes:	6880
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Shattered Realms Restored:	1	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3
Dragon Scales Harvested:	177	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	3
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	1	Mystic Runes Engraved:	5
Ender Pearl Glitches:	4	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	6
Lost Souls Rescued:	6	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1
Alternate Realities Explored:	4	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	6	Secret Guilds Joined:	5

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can escape your real-life money problems and live like a millionaire! Just like the OP’s sister, who is a millionaire actress, you too can enjoy the luxurious life in our virtual world.

Join us and experience the thrill of paying crazy expensive prices for virtual meals at fancy restaurants, just like the OP did with his sister in NYC. Who needs real money when you can pretend to be a broke foreigner student living in an expensive city in Minecraft?

Don’t worry about feeling guilty for accepting help from your millionaire sister, because on our server, everyone is a millionaire! You can wire each other virtual money for lunch and then tell each other to forget about it, just like the OP did. It’s all part of the fun!

So come join our server and live out your wildest fantasies of being a millionaire in a world where money is no object. Who needs real life when you can have all the luxury and drama of a telenovela right at your fingertips?

YakuzaCraft: Nuke Trafficking LOL

crime, criminal network, criminal organization, guilty plea, guilty plea deal, guilty verdict, illegal activities, international crime, Japan, japanese, leader, lol, myanmar, nuclear materials, nuclear proliferation, nuclear trafficking, Nuke, organized crime, pleads guilty, Southeast Asia, trafficking, yakuza, YakuzaCraft

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Players:	90/500	Votes:	2457
Rating:	5.0 / 5
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	4	Cursed Swords Broken:	3
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Infinity Stones Found:	5
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	3	Endless Staircases Climbed:	2
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	5
Chimeras Created:	3	Fairy Circles Danced In:	11
Meteorite Armor Created:	14	Orbs of Power Found:	12
Shadow Realms Conquered:	2	Legendary Heroes Trained:	1

join our epic minecraft server where u can be a part of the craziest adventure ever! we got japanese yakuza leaders, nuclear materials, and trafficking from myanmar! build ur own secret underground bunker to hide from the yakuza or team up with them to rule the server! the possibilities are endless in this wild and wacky world! come join us now and see what kind of trouble u can get into!

SURVIVAL WITHOUT WIPES and DONATES | 1000 ACHIVOK Minecraft server

1000 ACHIEVEMENTS, donates, Minecraft, Server, Survival, WITHOUT WIPES

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Players:	110/200	Votes:	2079
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Phantom Ships Sailed:	1	Twisted Realms Survived:	1
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	2
Lunar Scepters Activated:	12	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	27
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2	Shadow Figures Spotted:	7
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	6	Holy Grails Found:	4
Legendary Scepters Created:	3	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	3
Elemental Crystals Collected:	87	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0

The owner of the server “SURVIVAL WITHOUT WIPES and DONATES 1000 ACHIVES” has not yet added a description. This Minecraft server is very different from other servers, but not like the others.

gd61.vanillaboxmc.ru

Feline Invasion 1.20

annoying cat, attention seeking cat, cat, cat always around, cat behavior, cat following me, cat ignoring owner, cat love, cat mom, cat owner problems, cat problems, cat won’t give me space, cat won’t go away, cat won’t leave me alone, cat won’t leave my side, cat won’t listen, cat won’t obey, cat won’t stop bothering me, clingy cat, Feline, Invasion, needy cat

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Players:	90/900	Votes:	6015
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Royal Courts Attended:	1	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	5
Chimeras Created:	1	Towns Built:	2
Whispering Shadows Heard:	2	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	4
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	242	Demonic Pacts Formed:	0
Twisted Realms Survived:	1	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	16
Dragonkin Hatched:	1	Undead Armies Raised:	1
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1	Legendary Scepters Created:	6

Yo, bro, do you ever have those days where your cat is straight up ignoring your mom? Well, if you want to escape the feline drama and dive into a world where cats can’t bother you, then you gotta join this Minecraft server!

Picture this: you’re building a sick castle and your cat is just chilling, not bothering you at all. No more meowing in your ear while you’re trying to mine for diamonds.

Join now and leave your cat and mom drama behind! Let’s build some epic stuff together and forget about those pesky distractions. See you in the game, bro!

MotherInLawCarpetMinecraftServer

bitterness, bonus room, car repairs, car work, Carpet, Carpet cleaning, Communication Issues, Divorce, family dynamics, financial disagreements, flooring, holiday stress, living together, LVP, mother-in-law, MotherInLawCarpetMinecraftServer, Rent, resolving conflicts, toddler playroom, wear and tear

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Players:	107/200	Votes:	2302
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Teleportation Mishaps:	5	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	7
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	7
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	1	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	4	Potions Brewed:	60
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4	Dragons Tamed:	4
Mythical Relics Collected:	8	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	13
Haunted Mines Explored:	1	Legendary Items Repaired:	7

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more drama-filled than your mother-in-law’s divorce proceedings? Look no further! Join our server for a wild ride of betrayal, misunderstandings, and unexpected costs!

Just like how your mother-in-law moved into your house unexpectedly, you never know who might pop up in your virtual world. Will it be a long-lost cousin looking for a place to crash or a neighbor’s pet llama causing chaos in your pixelated paradise? The possibilities are endless!

And just like how you had to negotiate carpet payments with your mother-in-law, get ready to haggle and bargain with other players on our server. Who knew virtual flooring could cause so much drama?

So if you’re ready for a Minecraft experience that’s more intense than family holiday gatherings, join our server now! Just remember, sometimes the creepers aren’t the only ones causing explosions.

CreeperSquadCraft

amicable breakup, Blocking, brothers girlfriend, CreeperSquadCraft, ex boyfriend, family, family vacation plans, free stay, friend’s family vacation, Harassment, Interference, misunderstandings, nasty messages, punishment, relationship, RESERVATION, Ruining, ski trip, social media, upsetting situation., vacation property

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Players:	91/700	Votes:	9753
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Magical Moments Shared:	11	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	10
Pirate Ships Raided:	3	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	2
Legendary Scepters Created:	3	Titan Hearts Harvested:	3
Living Statues Befriended:	0	Soul Contracts Signed:	3
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	8	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	9
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	3	Lava Oceans Crossed:	2
Divine Scrolls Written:	8	Lost Souls Rescued:	5

Hey there gamers,

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more drama-free than dealing with your ex’s crazy girlfriend? Look no further! Join our server for a wild adventure filled with blocky fun and no toxic relationships.

Our server is so drama-free, even the creepers are on their best behavior. No need to worry about getting bombarded with nasty messages from someone’s jealous girlfriend here. We’re all about building, exploring, and having a good time without any unnecessary drama.

So come join us on our server and leave the real-world drama behind. Who needs exes and their crazy significant others when you can be crafting epic builds and battling mobs with your new Minecraft buddies? See you in the game!

CancelledCraft: Unforgivable Shows

beloved show, BETRAYAL, bring back, cancelled too soon, CancelledCraft, devastated, Disappointed, emotional, fan favorite, favorite show, forever mourned, Heartache, heartbroken, let down, Missed, never forgive, show cancellation, shows, tv show, unforgettable, unforgivable, unjust, Upset

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Players:	95/400	Votes:	6033
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	5	Void Gems Collected:	34
Ores Mined:	7386	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	1
Crystal Wands Charged:	10	Divine Scrolls Written:	11
Fairy Circles Danced In:	7	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	12
Cosmic Pies Baked:	2	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	2
Mythical Swords Crafted:	71	Enchantments Applied:	169
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	8	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4

Are you still crying over your favorite show getting cancelled? Well, wipe those tears away and come join our Minecraft server! We promise to never cancel anything, not even our daily llama parades and underwater dance parties. Plus, rumor has it that our server is actually run by a group of highly intelligent llamas who have a knack for building epic structures out of blocks. So if you want to be part of a server where llamas rule and show cancellations are a thing of the past, then join us now!

ChadCraft: Presidential Mayhem

Africa, Armed Forces, Capital, Chad, Chad capital, Chad military, Chad presidency, Chad’s capital, chadcraft, Conflict, Crisis, Government, gunfire, gunfire heard, MAYHEM, military presence, military vehicles, political instability, Presidency, PRESIDENTIAL, SECURITY, Unrest, violence

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Players:	100/500	Votes:	7932
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Backwards Speech Heard:	5	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0
Curse of Binding Applied:	2	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	3
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3	Haunted Forests Traversed:	2
Endless Staircases Climbed:	2	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	49
Phoenix Feathers Found:	15	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	15
Void Armor Forged:	12	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	5	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3

Yo, dis server be poppin’ off like gunfire near da presidency of Chad’s capital! We got military vehicles rollin’ around and causin’ chaos, just like in a action movie! Join us if you wanna experience the thrill of dodgin’ bullets while buildin’ epic structures and fightin’ off mobs like a true warrior. Plus, rumor has it that the president himself plays on our server and drops rare loot for those brave enough to challenge him. So come on and join the madness, you won’t regret it!

DementiaCraft: Forget Me Not!

aging, alzheimer’s, caregiver support, cognitive decline, dementia, DementiaCraft, Diagnosis, Elderly, forget, geriatrics, global health, Healthcare, life expectancy, Long Term Care, Memory Loss, Men, neurological disease, nursing home, prognosis, public health, statistics, Women

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Players:	98/1000	Votes:	9239
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Magic Crystals Found:	12	Legendary Titles Earned:	2
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	8	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0	Secret Libraries Discovered:	3
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	7	Reality Distortions Fixed:	3
Epic Mounts Acquired:	4	Void Armor Forged:	12
Lava Oceans Crossed:	2	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2	Titanic Battles Fought:	28

join our minecraft server and you will live longer than people with dementia! our server is so fun and crazy that it will keep your brain sharp and your spirits high! we have insane builds and epic adventures that will make you forget all about those boring nursing homes. with over 10 million players worldwide, you will never be alone in our server! come join us and defy the odds of life expectancy with us!