Blocky Dicks & Bricks: Where Size Matters

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Players:	96/300	Votes:	260
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Pirate Ships Raided:	2	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	2
Farms Harvested:	920	Unseen Monsters Slain:	2
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	1	Demonic Pacts Formed:	2
Backwards Speech Heard:	1	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	3
Magic Wands Crafted:	18	Forbidden Tomes Read:	5
Potions Brewed:	129	Epic Mounts Acquired:	6
World-Altering Spells Cast:	0	Soul Contracts Signed:	3

New Minecraft Servers

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we celebrate all types of players, even the ones who think they have “undesired traits” in the real world!

Are you a short cute boy who can’t seem to catch a break with the ladies? Fear not, for on our server, you will be adored by all!

Are you a fat guy who feels like no one appreciates your curves? Well, here, your chunkiness is celebrated and loved by all!

Are you a bald dude who is tired of being overlooked? Join us, where your shiny head will be the envy of all!

Even if you are an Indian man or an artist, who are often seen as “undesirable” in the dating world, on our server, you will find your perfect match!

But hey, we do have one rule – if you have a sub-6-incher, you can complain about that. We totally get it. But other than that, no more whining about not being able to find a girlfriend!

So come on over to our server and let your Minecraft character find love and acceptance in a world where being neurotic and insecure is totally cool!

HyCraft Network

Economy, Mini Games, PvE, PvP, Skyblock, Skywars, Survival

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Players:	104/600	Votes:	1510
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	1	Omnipotent Charms Created:	2
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	35	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	3
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	7
Treasure Maps Found:	15	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2
Endless Legions Commanded:	49	Unseen Monsters Slain:	4
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2
Titan Hearts Harvested:	5	Cursed Scrolls Read:	2

About us:We are a very responsible Minecraft community eager to innovate every day.HyCraft, is a Minecraft Java Edition network that has a wide variety of minigames within the server, with the purpose of bringing pure fun to the entire community, we hope your stay here is pleasant!

mc.hycraft.us

A Zombie Pigman Broke My Door

PvE, PvP, Raiding, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	107/700	Votes:	6453
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Astral Amulets Crafted:	20	Talking Trees Consulted:	6
Epic Shields Constructed:	22	Dragons Tamed:	4
Horror Stories Survived:	7	Mines Excavated:	2569
Cursed Lands Purified:	4	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	5
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	1	Whispering Shadows Heard:	0
Reality Warps Survived:	1	Endless Night Skies:	5
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	7	Shattered Realms Restored:	0

Introduction:Hello gamers. Thank you for taking the time to consider A Zombie Pigman Broke My Door. I consider the server a lawless server because there is only 1 rule, No cheating. My goal as someone hosting a server is to create an environment where people can enjoy all the mechanics of vanilla minecraft, both pvp and pve.What really makes minecraft shine is when people work together and it is all the more impressive when people decide to work together on a lawless server. While I encourage cooperation, I also enjoy some chaos and that is why there is only 1 rule.Please note, there are minimal plugins on this server (to prevent lag during tps drops). And there is minimal intervention by admins. Everything built in the game is built in survival mode, creative mode is not permitted.Most people login to server and immediately die, over and over, then they rage quit. Be warned the server is set to hard mode and because there is very little lag the monsters will make your life difficult. I have constructed several mini bases around the spawn area (spawn radius is set to 1000) to help new players, but because this is anarchy it is a constant battle to keep these bases stocked with supplies.Some people asked me, why the server has the name it does. Well, when I first started the server, a zombie pigman broke my door.Other things of note, the map will never be reset and the seed will never be given out.

nocheatsmc.com

HelloMiners

Economy, PvE, Roleplay, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	103/200	Votes:	363
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Void Gems Collected:	18	Blood Moons Survived:	0
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3	Meteorites Collected:	2
Alien Abductions:	2	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	5
Rune Stones Activated:	10	Epic Weapons Forged:	3
Mysterious Portals Opened:	12	Underground Cities Explored:	1
Magic Items Found:	5332	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	6	Dimension Hops:	11

HelloMiners is a modern city economy server started in 2011, one of the oldest communities in Minecraft. Our community is completely unique, there are few communities in Minecraft that are as close-knit as ours!On HelloMiners, you may become a business owner, running a large, successful business with many properties and employees; a famous architect renowned for their designs across the map; a city mayor known for creating a vast, beautiful city; a shop owner, running a frequently visited shop that serves everyone in the community; a government official, who helps enforce rules and keeps the community running smoothly; the possibilities are endless. You start out with nothing but some cash and some tools and food, and where you go from there is only as limited as your imagination!Explore our server map at http://play.hellominers.com:8123Join the community at play.hellominers.com to explore our vast world, and to check out some of the marvelous builds that have been completed over the years! To join on Bedrock Edition, make sure the port is 19132. Also, join our Discord at bit.ly/discordhm for the best server experience.If you would like to check us out on other platforms, check us out on: YouTube: https://www.youtube.com/hellominers Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/mchellominers Twitter: https://www.twitter.com/mchellominers Tiktok: https://www.tiktok.com/@mchellominers

play.hellominers.com

PokeSplash

Economy, MCMMO, Mini Games, Pixelmon, PvE

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Players:	102/500	Votes:	3679
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Mythical Swords Crafted:	90	Mineshafts Explored:	2
Buildings Constructed:	30	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	4
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	3	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	4
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1	Runes Activated:	5
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	4	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	5
Cursed Swords Broken:	1	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	6
Phantom Blocks Placed:	7	Phantom Knights Defeated:	4

PokéSplash is a growing Pixelmon server with a very welcoming community, lots of beautiful server towns, challenging NPC and player gyms and tons of extra features to provide you with the best Pixelmon experience!We don’t believe in pay-to-win. That’s why you’ll never run into a pay wall on PokéSplash. All of our services and commands are free to all players.With our active staff members and regular events, we strive to develop an inclusive and engaging experience for all to enjoy!Come join us and be a part of our growing community!Custom server builds, Economy plugin, No Pay-to-Win, Pokebuilder with in-game currency, Vote Shop rewards, NPC gyms and player gyms, Fun regular Minecraft and Pixelmon events, Vibrant community of both casual and competitive players, Free access to many useful and fun commands, (/checkspawns, /checkstats, /ivs, /evs, /PC, /pokeheal, /enderchest, /back, /nick, /hat)

play.pokesplash.org

FamilyMC Survival

Creative, Economy, Skyblock, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	107/300	Votes:	1057
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	28	Ender Pearl Glitches:	1
Lava Oceans Crossed:	2	Dragonkin Hatched:	3
Epic Shields Constructed:	21	Farms Harvested:	736
Epic Battles Fought:	10	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2
Powerful Allies Recruited:	7	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	45
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1	Time-Warping Watches Found:	3
Vanishing Items Found:	6	Talking Trees Consulted:	2

Welcome to the FamilyMC network! We are fully 1.19 release. We strive to provide a safe environment for everyone to play in 24/7 with 100% uptime and absolutely 0 lag. We run across two high quality professional dedicated servers featuring our main machine with an overclocked i9-9900k running at 5.1GHz. Through our high performing hardware we are able to provide a high performing minecraft server even on the latest and most demanding minecraft releases! We offer Survival, Creative, Vanilla, and SkyBlock servers.Our Survival 1.19 server offers: Land claiming, player shops, player warps, in game ranks, custom enchants, jobs, scrolls, and more! Our world is located at /warp Town and our spawn offers easy access to all features. Keep inventory is enabled! You can be randomly teleported into the wild to start playing, or look around spawn and find a place to build a shop. Useful Commands: /start – for a tutorial /warp ClaimTutorial /warp ShopTutorial /stem /tpa /pwarp /jobsOur Vanilla 1.19 server offers: vanilla game play with no plugins, basic rules such as no griefing, and always running the latest version. If a grief ever occurs, message staff and they can have it completely fixed within seconds! Our SkyBlock 1.14.4 is one of our favorites. It’s fully 1.14.4 and has custom islands, crates, spawners, an auction house, and a vast market place with every material and item you could possibly need! We can’t wait to see you in game at familymc.xyz! Be sure to join our discord: discord.gg/YVDapVP

familymc.xyz

CrateSMP

Cross-Play, Economy, KitPvP, LifeSteal, PvP, Raiding, Survival

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Players:	98/200	Votes:	6774
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Crops Grown:	7917	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	41	Astral Staffs Crafted:	6
Immortal Anvils Forged:	11	Unicorn Sightings:	0
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	10	Potions Brewed:	114
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	85	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	7
Forbidden Tomes Read:	6	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	4

CrateSMP is a flourishing minecraft community which hosts a clasic minecraft SMP server.NO CLAIM BLOCKS • CrateSMP gives you the freedom to build and compete anywhere you want. From secret bases to hudge clans there are no limits on what you want to raid or where you want to liveCustom Duels • We provide a special system that allows our players to bid and win custom duels.Economy • CrateSMP offers an economy build on recourses and services so you can become the richest and stronges player.Kits • Starter packs for our new players

cratesmp.xyz

Astrakane Legends

Factions, PvP, Roleplay, Survival

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Players:	107/1000	Votes:	5146
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Sentient Weapons Trained:	5	Ores Mined:	5126
Magical Ponies Rescued:	2	Animals Bred:	34
Dragon Eggs Found:	5326	Astral Mages Summoned:	1
Endless Legions Commanded:	45	Endless Staircases Climbed:	0
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	3	Cursed Lands Purified:	9
Buildings Constructed:	45	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	15
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	6

Astrakane: Legends is a Civilization survival Minecraft server with numerous features including: – Claims/Nation-building/Wars/Block Reinforcements – Player Trade Shops – Life Currency – Custom Food/Drinks/Items – Custom Biome Growth Rates – and More!

104.37.188.195

PixelEarth

Cross-Play, Earth, Economy, Survival

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Players:	97/1000	Votes:	239
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Forbidden Doors Opened:	3	Cozy Campfires Lit:	19
Magic Items Found:	4294	Animals Bred:	193
Falling into the Void:	3	Chaos Gates Opened:	2
Werewolf Howls Heard:	2	Dragon Scales Harvested:	130
Living Statues Befriended:	0	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	3
Mimic Chests Discovered:	4	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2
Magic Wands Crafted:	13	Chimeras Created:	1

Welcome to PixelEarth – a world where creativity knows no bounds, and the vibrant tapestry of Minecraft comes alive in a unique multiplayer experience! Our SMP server is a thriving community of dedicated players who share a passion for exploration, collaboration, and ingenuity.Whether you’re an architect, redstone engineer, adventurer, or a bit of everything, our server caters to a diverse range of playstyles. Join a supportive and friendly community where players work together to build awe-inspiring structures, establish bustling towns, and conquer challenges. Engage in cooperative projects, trade resources, and forge alliances with fellow players to create a world that reflects the collective imagination of our community.On PixelEarth, the possibilities are as boundless as your creativity. Whether you prefer to construct towering skyscrapers, intricate redstone contraptions, or simply explore the vast landscapes, there’s always something exciting to discover. Regular events and quests ensure that every day brings new opportunities for fun and achievement.Our dedicated team of staff ensures a safe and enjoyable environment, while also fostering a sense of community among players. With a commitment to fairness and inclusivity, we strive to create an atmosphere where everyone can thrive and contribute to the ever-evolving tapestry of our Minecraft Earth SMP.Join us at PixelEarth and become a part of a dynamic, player-driven world where your imagination is the only limit. Whether you’re a seasoned Minecraft veteran or a newcomer looking to embark on your first adventure, there’s a place for you in our growing community.

play.pixelearth.org:25600

LDP SMP

Cross-Play, Economy, PvP, Roleplay, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	105/300	Votes:	6021
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	7	Celestial Crowns Worn:	2
Blood Moons Survived:	3	Hidden Passages Discovered:	7
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	3	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	5
Soul Swords Wielded:	1	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0
Heroic Legacies Created:	7	Mineshafts Explored:	2
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	2	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3
Celestial Beings Befriended:	2	Gryphons Tamed:	1

LDP SMP is liberal and cool server. You can make shop, earn cash and live like happy guy. Or make town. Or just fight everyone and act wierd.Guide(help): https://ldp.scmain.com/guide.php ToS: https://ldp.scmain.com/ToS.html Rules: dont do bad things, its intuitively easy, but you can read rules. We are liberal, so you wont get ban in most cases. To get ban you would need to make me impressed.

ldp.scmain.com

ZonaZero Minecraft

Economy, Factions, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	104/700	Votes:	6635
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	3	Dragon Eggs Found:	3380
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3	Whispering Shadows Heard:	0
Votes:	9021	Battle Standards Raised:	13
Star Shards Collected:	215	Phantom Rings Equipped:	7
Portal Loops Escaped:	1	Forbidden Tomes Read:	1
Orbs of Power Found:	4	Pirate Ships Raided:	2
Unseen Monsters Slain:	7	Invisible Walls Found:	2

Survival Server version 1.20.1 with Missions, Parkour, Clans, Tombs, Protes and much more!!! Come in and get to know us!!!

play.zonazeromc.com

Ventox

Factions, PvE, PvP, Survival

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Players:	93/1000	Votes:	9976
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Love Letters Sent:	13	Crops Grown:	2496
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	9	Royal Decrees Issued:	2
Invisible Walls Found:	4	Glitched Entities Encountered:	1
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2	Wyrmholes Dug:	9
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	8	Runes Activated:	0
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1
Enchanted Armories Found:	4	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	3

Welcome to Ventox, a modern Faction server that takes various features from SMPs, Cannon-based Factions, and HCF to create a unique modern-day Minecraft gamemode for all players! Prepare yourself for an extraordinary gameplay experience with a unique Skill System, Machines, Quests, and an economy with shops and settlements. Alongside these features are also many events running throughout the day, every week. This includes Custom Fishing, Gold Panning, Archeological Excavation, Bosses, and a 24/7-KOTH event.Amongst this wide array of features is a competitive gamemode where teams can gain value, with the winning team having the most value by the end of the map! Teams can either have an unclaimed base with some rewards for the higher risk or have a claimed base that requires more upkeep in compensation for the protected base.For those players looking for a casual experience, Ventox also offers an SMP-like gameplay style with a custom skills and quests system. There are boosters, scrolls, and crystals that can assist players in this casual experience. The casual gamemode differs from the competitive gamemode. There are no buyable boosters or likewise items to affect the competitive gamemode.Ventox is always offering a unique gameplay experience every season with weekly or biweekly updates bringing in new concepts and frequent economy changes to make every season different from the last!Jump in and join the community.

play.ventoxmc.com

Bucketry Minecraft

PvE, Survival

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Players:	93/800	Votes:	6818
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Sentient Weapons Trained:	5	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	10
Haunted Forests Traversed:	7	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3
Star Shards Collected:	248	Divine Scrolls Written:	21
Buildings Constructed:	39	Mystic Runes Engraved:	6
Astral Staffs Crafted:	11	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1
Underground Cities Explored:	1	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	8
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	4

Before joining, you should know what type of server we are. At its core, we are a Survival server with enhanced features, including elements such as a progression system, server and player shops, jobs, minigames, custom spawners, mcMMO, envoy crates, voting crates, custom claiming, banking, and much more. We also give the player access to over 170 advanced enchantments. Further spicing up survival gameplay and allowing the player to craft legendary items. So with that being said, you decide. Do you want to grind through all the ranks, reaching the highest level in the server? Or do you want to be the richest of them all?

mc.bucketry.net

Lanka Survival Multiplayer – LKSMP

PvE, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	94/400	Votes:	1022
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	3	Magic Items Found:	7346
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	5
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	8	Magic Crystals Found:	19
Powerful Allies Recruited:	6	Arcane Towers Raised:	3
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	6	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	4
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3	Invisible Pathways Walked:	6
Legendary Items Repaired:	6	Whispering Caves Entered:	6

Sri Lanka vanilla server with land claims A peaceful place for you and your friends to have fun and vibewhitelist application: https://lksmp.fun/ server rules: https://lksmp.fun/rules/ changelogs: https://lksmp.fun/changelogs/Features *Land claims *Custome skins *Whitelist on *weekly ender world reset *365 days online server

play.lksmp.fun

Hypixel Network

Bedwars, Creative, Mini Games, PvP, Skyblock, Skywars, Survival Games

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Players:	104/900	Votes:	3801
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1
Wailing Winds Heard:	4	Mystic Runes Engraved:	2
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	3	Forbidden Doors Opened:	3
Evil Lairs Raided:	7	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	3
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	5
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	1	Herobrine Sightings:	3
Undead Armies Raised:	3	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	7

Check out our server trailer and more at http://hypixel.net/playJoin the Hypixel network! Home of over 35 unique games like Megawalls, Warlords and Blitz:SG! Connect with new friends and take your place in our awesome and fun community!

mc.hypixel.net

2b2t

Anarchy, Hardcore, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	92/100	Votes:	478
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	3	Divine Scrolls Written:	5
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Titanic Battles Fought:	19
Eerie Music Discs Played:	1	Whispering Caves Entered:	7
Secret Passages Found:	7	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	1
Animals Bred:	97	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0
Magical Moments Shared:	8	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	373
Pirate Ships Captured:	3	Infinity Stones Found:	4

2builders2tools is a minecraft server that promises its players vanilla survival gameplay with PvP, a neverending world and no rules. The IP is 2b2t.org. It has been on the same world since december 2010. https://reddit.com/r/2b2t/

2b2t.org