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Players:	93/500	Votes:	7023
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Cursed Statues Activated:	1	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	2
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	7	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3
Cozy Campfires Lit:	16	Teleportation Mishaps:	4
Lava Oceans Crossed:	2	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	1
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	9
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	2	Lost Cities Unearthed:	5
Royal Decrees Issued:	0	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2

New Minecraft Servers

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we celebrate all types of players, even the ones who think they have “undesired traits” in the real world!

Are you a short cute boy who can’t seem to catch a break with the ladies? Fear not, for on our server, you will be adored by all!

Are you a fat guy who feels like no one appreciates your curves? Well, here, your chunkiness is celebrated and loved by all!

Are you a bald dude who is tired of being overlooked? Join us, where your shiny head will be the envy of all!

Even if you are an Indian man or an artist, who are often seen as “undesirable” in the dating world, on our server, you will find your perfect match!

But hey, we do have one rule – if you have a sub-6-incher, you can complain about that. We totally get it. But other than that, no more whining about not being able to find a girlfriend!

So come on over to our server and let your Minecraft character find love and acceptance in a world where being neurotic and insecure is totally cool!

ExaliaMC

Cross-Play, Economy, PvE, PvP, Survival

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Players:	96/1000	Votes:	8939
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Holy Grails Found:	5	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1
Sentient Weapons Trained:	2	Secret Passages Found:	4
Unseen Monsters Slain:	4	Meteorite Armor Created:	14
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2	Enchantments Applied:	197
Ores Mined:	7834	Meteorites Collected:	0
Epic Bosses Defeated:	0	Vanishing Items Found:	2
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	4	Eternal Flames Captured:	6

Welcome to ExaliaMC!

Hello! I would like to introduce ExaliaMC that is looking for new players! Our aim here at ExaliaMC is to create a good community and we make sure that all our players have a good time and that they enjoy themselves.

We are currently looking for new staff members, discord staffs and more! Please check on our Discord for more information! https://discord.gg/3ACsxTXCeb

playexalia.com:26260

FairNSquareMC

Cross-Play, Factions, PvP, Raiding, Survival

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Players:	92/200	Votes:	7661
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	4
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	42	Astral Staffs Crafted:	11
Gnome Villages Protected:	9	Soul Contracts Signed:	5
Mythical Quests Completed:	21	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4
Endless Staircases Climbed:	0	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	30
Epic Weapons Forged:	3	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	2
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2	Battle Standards Raised:	13

FACTIONS AND PRISON Server Name: FairNSquareMC Website: http://fairnsquaremc.com/ IP: play.fairnsquaremc.com ((Default port)) Discord: https://discord.gg/Tt2FAE5Ejk Store: store.fairnsquaremc.com

play.fairandsquaremc.com

Elivius

Economy, MCMMO, Mini Games, PvE, Survival, Towny

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Players:	107/700	Votes:	5852
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2	Divine Relics Bestowed:	6
Holy Grails Found:	2	Chimeras Created:	1
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	8	Magical Moments Shared:	8
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	15	Curse of Binding Applied:	2
Mythical Swords Crafted:	72	Teleportation Mishaps:	3
Haunted Mines Explored:	1	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3
Magical Frogs Kissed:	7	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	3

Elivius welcomes you! We offer a modded survival experience with an amazing growing community.

• Towny • Jobs • Quests • McMMO • Dungeons • Boss Battles • • Action Packed PVE • Player Economy • Minigames • Events • • Free Ranks • Custom Items • Custom World • And So Much More

Supports Versions 1.8.9+ IP: play.elivius.net JAVA ONLY

play.elivius.net

Equilibrium Survival

MCMMO, Survival

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Players:	100/700	Votes:	7459
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Secret Passages Found:	8	Astral Mages Summoned:	2
Zombie Dances:	7	Reality Warps Survived:	2
Time-Warping Watches Found:	2	Rainbows Spotted:	2
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	6	Hidden Passages Discovered:	6
Goblin Markets Raided:	3	Dragonkin Hatched:	2
Love Letters Sent:	7	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0
Mimic Chests Discovered:	4	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	1

Equilibrium is a highly customized survival multiplayer experience that is packed with features you wondered how you ever lived without. With high quality design and custom enchants our experience beats all others. There is a welcoming active staff team and a friendly community. Once you play on ## you will not need another smp ever again.

We encourage all of our players to build community, play hard and fair to be the best minecrafter of all time. 🙂 Be it builds, mining, farms, shop owner, pvp’er, you can reach the top of the charts.

equilibriumsurvival.com

Minedoms

Factions, Hardcore, LifeSteal, MCMMO, PvP, Raiding, Towny

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Players:	96/200	Votes:	980
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Players Killed by Monsters:	4471	Forbidden Doors Opened:	3
Dragons Tamed:	1	Chimeras Created:	1
Eerie Music Discs Played:	4	Endless Mazes Conquered:	3
Whispering Shadows Heard:	5	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	6
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	5	Titan Hearts Harvested:	1
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	4	Magical Frogs Kissed:	1
Lost Cities Unearthed:	2	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1

A brand new 1.19 Lifesteal SMP server with Custom Bosses, MCMMO, KotHs, Kits, and so much more!

To show our gratitude to our community, our server has various means of rewarding our players. For example, voting, which awards in game items/keys and vote points, which can be spent at the vote shop. We also have a battle pass that provides a multitude of loot for just playing!

To become a part of the Minedoms community and learn more about the server, join the discord!

Minedoms.com

Lands of Minearchy

Cross-Play, KitPvP, MCMMO, Mini Games, PvP, Roleplay, Survival

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Players:	99/700	Votes:	7715
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Meteorites Collected:	0	Crystal Wands Charged:	12
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2	Underground Cities Explored:	2
Phantom Knights Defeated:	7	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	5
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	1	Alien Abductions:	3
Meteorite Armor Created:	27	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	10
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1	Ether Blades Crafted:	20
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	3	Divine Relics Bestowed:	5

Java IP: play.minearchy.com Bedrock IP: bedrock.minearchy.com

Our server has a twofold purpose: – Create a lasting and friendly community that brings people together. – Make sure that everyone has fun, whether they play a lot or not.

Minigames Parkour – The Lab – Quake – Prop Hunt – Splegg – Mini Walls – Temple Run – Block Party – TNT Lobbers – TNT Tag – TNT Run (and more!!) KitPvP Pick 9 of our custom-made kits and battle across 5 distinct maps! Vanilla Survival 1.20 Here you can enjoy the unmodded survival experience. Labyrinth (WIP) A mystical labyrinth, full of dangerous bosses, daring challenges and unsolved mysteries.

play.minearchy.com

Suralt

Economy, MCMMO, PvE, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	98/100	Votes:	9043
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3	Magic Crystals Found:	13
Villages Defended:	18	Legendary Heroes Trained:	5
Invisible Pathways Walked:	8	Endless Mazes Solved:	2
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2	Ghost Trains Ridden:	1
Magical Familiars Summoned:	5	Rune Stones Activated:	10
Mystic Runes Engraved:	3	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	13
Celestial Crowns Worn:	5	Unseen Monsters Slain:	1

Welcome to Suralt – Your Ultimate Minecraft Survival Experience! Dive into the immersive world of Suralt, where adventure knows no bounds! We offer a unique and exciting Minecraft survival server packed with a plethora of awesome features and plugins designed to enhance your gameplay.

Features: Custom Enchants: Unleash the power of custom enchantments to give your gear an edge in battles and exploration. Jobs and Skills: Choose your path and master various skills to earn in-game currency and unique abilities. Whether you’re a skilled miner or a master builder, Suralt rewards your expertise! Leaderboards: Climb to the top and showcase your skills on our leaderboards. Compete with friends and fellow players to earn your place among the best! Discord Integration: Stay connected with our community through Discord! Join discussions, participate in events, and never miss out on the latest server news. Ranks: Progress through our unique ranking system to unlock exciting perks, commands, and abilities. The more you play, the more you can achieve!

play.suralt.net

Safe Haven

Creative, Economy, MCMMO, Mini Games, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	103/900	Votes:	1481
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	6
Cursed Swords Broken:	3	Lost Cities Unearthed:	4
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	5
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	4	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	22
Endless Night Skies:	5	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	3
Secret Passages Found:	3	Enchanted Armories Found:	2
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	7	Love Letters Sent:	2

Safe Haven is a community-based server with SMP, Creative, a few minigames, and more in development! We have friendly staff and an incredible community welcoming to all!

SMP: – No griefing – PVP toggleable – McMMO

Creative: – Rank system – Free Worldedit and VoxelSniper

We also have Hide and Seek and other community minigames! IP: safehavensmp.apexmc.co OR 172.240.174.132:25576 (1.20.1) We hope you have fun! -Safe Haven Community

safehavensmp.apexmc.co

CandyCraft

Factions, KitPvP, Skyblock, Towny

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Players:	102/1000	Votes:	2240
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3	Astral Orbs Gathered:	16
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1	Herobrine Sightings:	0
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	3	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	20
Mimic Chests Discovered:	4	Gnome Villages Protected:	3
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	5	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	4	Zombie Dances:	10
World-Altering Spells Cast:	0	Evil Twin Fights:	3

Emek Skyblock and Faction Server You can buy vip etc with gems More things like Digger Minion farmer minion Collector Minion are available in our game ip: mc.candycraft.net

mc.candycraft.net

ChickenCraft

Anarchy, Factions, PvP, Raiding, Roleplay, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	104/100	Votes:	3792
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Secret Libraries Discovered:	1	Eerie Music Discs Played:	2
Love Letters Sent:	12	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	12
Pirate Ships Raided:	1	New Chunks Explored:	323455
Heroic Legacies Created:	6	Elemental Crystals Collected:	45
Astral Mages Summoned:	3	Meteorite Armor Created:	24
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	7
Wailing Winds Heard:	1	Endless Mazes Conquered:	3

A basic factions, PVP, vanilla, anarchy server. Wage war and conquer the server! The server is dedicated and is run 24/7. There really are limited rules, as we appreciate enjoying classic Minecraft.

chickencraft.apexmc.co

WinterMC

Economy, PvP, Skyblock

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Players:	102/100	Votes:	454
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	25	Gryphons Tamed:	3
Farms Harvested:	558	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1	Votes:	967
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	10	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2
Forbidden Relics Collected:	4	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	5
Forbidden Doors Opened:	1	Celestial Beings Befriended:	4
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	7	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	30

WinterMC is a competitive skyblock server that released earlier this year and is rapidly growing

IP Address: play.wintermc.com Discord: https://discord.gg/wintermc Store: https://store.wintermc.net/

wintermc.net

Pyramid Corp.

Economy, Mini Games, PvE, PvP, Skywars, Survival

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Players:	105/400	Votes:	9976
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	11	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2	Astral Mages Summoned:	1
Alternate Realities Explored:	5	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	7
Talking Trees Consulted:	3	Runes Activated:	5
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1	Magic Wands Crafted:	11
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3	Meteorites Collected:	0
Villages Defended:	18	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	4

Pyramid Corp (beta) is a simple, secure and 100% free Minecraft server where you can join using unofficial Minecraft accounts or official accounts. You can play minigames like Bed Wars, Sky Wars, Prop Hunt, Speed Builders, TNT Run, Color Shuffle and more to come (suggestions open!). You can also try our Survival World and discover all the surprises and custom features we have prepared for you. Join with your friends and have a look!

pyramidcorp.gameserv.me

Oceania Prestige

PvP

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Players:	94/600	Votes:	3835
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Pirate Ships Raided:	0	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3
Buildings Constructed:	47	Shadow Figures Spotted:	4
Ancient Ruins Explored:	1	Vanishing Items Found:	2
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	7
Elemental Crystals Collected:	95	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3
Phantom Knights Defeated:	5	Secret Libraries Discovered:	2
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	6	Chaos Gates Opened:	2

Oceania Prestige is a 1.9+ PvP Server hosted in Sydney, Australia. We offer Duels with over 20 Custom kits, and a Very Popular Free For All (FFA) Gamemode. We are recognised as the biggest 1.9+ PvP Dedicated Server in Oceania.

For us, our community is most important to us, you’ll find our players to be friendly, and very enjoyable. Our staff aim to provide our players with the best experience.

play.oceprestige.net

NeoMedieval3

Economy, PvE, Survival

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Players:	102/300	Votes:	8326
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Crops Grown:	1826	Infinity Stones Found:	4
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	27	Mines Excavated:	2384
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	6	Endless Mazes Conquered:	2
Reality Warps Survived:	2	Living Shadows Defeated:	2
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	6	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	1	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	1	Phoenix Feathers Found:	8

NeoMedieval 3 ~ The four seasons. More than 9 years of development (since 2012).

Server in offline mode, Non-Premium. Protect your buildings by creating Camps and Territories. Gain new skills (spells) by increasing your social status. Object-based virtual economy. Buy and sell blocks and items in the store, from anywhere. Earn money by doing different jobs. Establish your home (home). Recover your items upon death, with the Angelic Artifact. Realistic tree felling: fell trees from their base. Sort your containers automatically. Select the best tool automatically. Dynamic map of the world (dynmap).

mc.neomedieval.es

Olympia Earth

Creative, Cross-Play, Earth, Economy, MCMMO, Towny, Vanilla

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Players:	105/900	Votes:	6578
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Goblin Markets Raided:	10	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2
Portal Loops Escaped:	0	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	2	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	4
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	4
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	6	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	17
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	6	Twisted Realms Survived:	3
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2

Olympia Earth is a 1:300 scale towny earth server. We offer loads of fun and have a great community! We also offer a creative world where you can test designs and we also have a resource world to farm. We are always working on updating the server with great new plugins, events, and taking player suggestions to make the server more enjoyable! Our server has active staff that are consistently available to help with any player needs Together with our community we have made a great family who is still growing. Try the server today!

play.olympiaearthmc.net