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Players: | 98/800 | Votes: | 2554 |
Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
Zombie Dances: | 1 | Eldritch Medallions Worn: | 13 |
World-Altering Spells Cast: | 0 | Cursed Artifacts Recovered: | 9 |
Forbidden Relics Collected: | 0 | Runic Tablets Deciphered: | 43 |
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: | 3 | Dragon Hoards Looted: | 2 |
Haunted Forests Traversed: | 6 | Eldritch Scrolls Read: | 3 |
Chaos Orbs Controlled: | 15 | Eternal Flames Captured: | 6 |
Cosmic Entities Communed With: | 2 | Haunted Chests Opened: | 7 |
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