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Players:	92/800	Votes:	8964
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Dragon Scales Harvested:	177	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1
Titanic Battles Fought:	13	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	16
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3	Phantom Knights Defeated:	9
Crystal Caves Mapped:	7	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	2
Haunted Mines Explored:	2	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2
Soul Swords Wielded:	5	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	9
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	1	Omnipotent Charms Created:	2

New Minecraft Servers

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we celebrate all types of players, even the ones who think they have “undesired traits” in the real world!

Are you a short cute boy who can’t seem to catch a break with the ladies? Fear not, for on our server, you will be adored by all!

Are you a fat guy who feels like no one appreciates your curves? Well, here, your chunkiness is celebrated and loved by all!

Are you a bald dude who is tired of being overlooked? Join us, where your shiny head will be the envy of all!

Even if you are an Indian man or an artist, who are often seen as “undesirable” in the dating world, on our server, you will find your perfect match!

But hey, we do have one rule – if you have a sub-6-incher, you can complain about that. We totally get it. But other than that, no more whining about not being able to find a girlfriend!

So come on over to our server and let your Minecraft character find love and acceptance in a world where being neurotic and insecure is totally cool!

AppleMC

Economy, Factions, PvE, PvP, Raiding, Survival

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Players:	109/300	Votes:	2188
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	0
Love Letters Sent:	8	Star Shards Collected:	257
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	6	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	13
Living Shadows Defeated:	1	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	9
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	6	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	10
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	1	Holy Grails Found:	1
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	35	Treasure Maps Found:	3

join applemc.apexmc.co for factions. We have land claiming, crates, voting, ranks, spawners, PVP, raiding, spawners, a GUI shop, factions, and more. mcMMO and custom enchants will be added very soon.

applemc.apexmc.co:25595

WestMC

Economy, PvE, PvP, Roleplay, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	99/700	Votes:	6339
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	2	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	6
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	2	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	3
Shattered Realms Restored:	2	Cosmic Pies Baked:	6
Epic Weapons Forged:	8	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3
Celestial Gardens Planted:	3	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	393	Titanic Battles Fought:	25
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	6	Epic Bosses Defeated:	1

Welcome to WestMC, where the game gets an upgrade! Immerse yourself in a BRAND NEW 1.20+ Minecraft server that’s not just a server – it’s a destination for a laid-back, fun and engaging SMP gameplay with a twist that’ll keep you hooked!!!Java IP: play.WestMC.net Discord: https://discord.westmc.net/Dive into a world of endless possibilities with features like Custom Enchants, Skills, Mob Arena, and the thrill of Fishing competitions. Keep your loot with our keep-inventory feature and unleash your creativity with player-owned warps. Safeguard your creations with land protection, embark on epic quests, and earn free ranks just by casting your vote!WestMC is not just a server; it’s your go-to spot for a fun, safe, and absolutely epic gameplay experience. Join us, make friends, and let the adventures begin!

play.westmc.net

GREEN MC

Cross-Play, Economy, LifeSteal, PvP

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Players:	93/800	Votes:	6408
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Herobrine Sightings:	6	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1
Living Statues Befriended:	3	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	3	Ether Blades Crafted:	4
Endless Mazes Solved:	1	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	3
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	5	Alternate Realities Explored:	2
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	61	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	3
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	13	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2

“Welcome to GreenMC, a thriving Minecraft server where nature and combat converge! Immerse yourself in a lush, vibrant world filled with flora and fauna. Engage in intense battles with our unique 1.19 PvP system, offering a dynamic and exhilarating combat experience. Harness the power of Lifesteal, a game-changing feature that lets you recover health with every victorious strike. Explore an expansive landscape teeming with hidden treasures and challenging adversaries. Whether you’re a seasoned warrior or a budding adventurer, GreenMC promises an unforgettable journey through a verdant realm of danger and triumph. Join us and let the adventure begin!”

greenmc.fun:19132

MysticLand

Cross-Play, Economy, PvE, Survival

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Players:	109/300	Votes:	4175
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Underground Cities Explored:	5	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4
Mythical Swords Crafted:	98	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	3
Chaos Gates Opened:	2	Cursed Lands Purified:	2
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	9	Villages Defended:	18
Portal Loops Escaped:	1	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	1
Immortal Potions Brewed:	10	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	4
Living Statues Befriended:	0	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	3

MysticLand is a server for java and bedrock with rules to avoid toxicity.We have: protections, jobs, tp, casino, clans, player store, weddings, triple economy, events, mini boses, dungeons, elevators, new structures, ranks, free and paid kits.

play.mysticland.site

Rearth Server

Cross-Play, Earth, Economy, Survival, Towny

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Players:	107/500	Votes:	4528
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Immortal Potions Brewed:	3	Hidden Passages Discovered:	5
Mines Excavated:	1812	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	4
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	25	Animals Bred:	61
Magical Ponies Rescued:	8	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	6	Divine Scrolls Written:	20
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	3
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	12

[Rassaba ~Rearth Server~] ■About the server ・Compatible with version 1.20.4 and above ・Cross play compatible ■Main features ・1:750 Earth reproduction map ・Introducing plug-ins used by overseas famous earth mackerel such as EarthMC ・Gold standard economy ・War system Implemented many attractive elements! Furthermore, we plan to add more elements including dungeon servers in the future! Please come to Rasu Saba!Note: This server is for Japan

rearth.xyz

BananaCraft Network

PvE, Skyblock, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	91/1000	Votes:	6234
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Lost Souls Rescued:	1	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	2
Orbs of Power Found:	9	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	4
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1	Lava Oceans Crossed:	1
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	1	Horror Stories Survived:	4
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	2
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2
Phantom Rings Equipped:	6	Pirate Ships Captured:	2

BananaCraft Network is a growing Minecraft server with a wide variety of gamemodes. BananaCraft Network launched in February of 2019 and is a reboot of the original BananaCraft. The network currently consists of Survival and Skyblock with more gamemodes and updates planned for the future.We also want our server to be as simple and straight forward as possible so you can start playing right away. To achieve this we write our own custom plugins to guide you through the servers while using as much GUIs as possible so you dont have to type a command for everything you want to do. Our server makes it easy for new players who are not familiar with Minecraft servers while also offering a lot for experienced players.

game.mc-bananacraft.net

MineXD

Economy, MCMMO, PvP, Survival, Towny, Vanilla

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Players:	98/700	Votes:	2035
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Sentient Weapons Trained:	5	Crystal Palaces Visited:	3
Cursed Statues Activated:	3	Players Killed by Monsters:	3099
Mythical Swords Crafted:	31	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3
Eclipse Rings Activated:	1	Astral Projections Made:	0
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	3
Mineshafts Explored:	3	Secret Libraries Discovered:	2
Shadow Figures Spotted:	8	Astral Amulets Crafted:	36

MineXD We are offering a custom enviroment to enable players to play minecraft their way. The plugins we run add a lot to the vanilla experience while still remaining true to the way minecraft was intended to be enjoyed. Land Claims, Skills, Pinatas, Voting Rewards, Custom Enchants, Freshly Reset.Come check it out quick and say hi!

minexd.mcserver.us

SkyVillage

Anarchy, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	98/800	Votes:	5424
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Wailing Winds Heard:	2	Haunted Forests Traversed:	5
Astral Projections Made:	2	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	3
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	6	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	2
Endless Mazes Conquered:	4	Heroic Legacies Created:	1
Crystal Palaces Visited:	2	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	11
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	9	Underground Cities Explored:	2
Dragon Eggs Found:	9424	Teleportation Mishaps:	5

SkyVillage isn’t just a Minecraft server; it’s a thriving community of passionate gamers who share a common love for creativity and collaboration. Immerse yourself in a supportive environment where players of all skill levels come together to forge lasting friendships. Engage in lively conversations, trade valuable resources, and participate in community events that bring everyone closer.

eu3.skyvillage.vip:17527

DIRK.US

Economy, Roleplay, Survival, Towny

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Players:	94/900	Votes:	6628
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Villages Defended:	9	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	13
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	6	Magical Familiars Summoned:	2
Haunted Chests Opened:	1	Cozy Campfires Lit:	24
Alternate Realities Explored:	3	Astral Mages Summoned:	4
Phantom Horses Ridden:	3	Whispering Shadows Heard:	2
Mythical Quests Completed:	22	Royal Decrees Issued:	1
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	4	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4

A server based around towns, with vampires and werewolves lurking around, hidden in plain sight. This server is still under development and any feedback and suggestions are taken into account and highly appriciated. Join the server today and see it for yourself!!!

51.81.146.160

Pea

Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	95/200	Votes:	6137
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	9	Soul Contracts Signed:	3
Chaos Gates Opened:	1	Gods Slained:	1
Wailing Winds Heard:	2	Arcane Towers Raised:	2
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	3	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0
Whispering Caves Entered:	3	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3
Unseen Monsters Slain:	4	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0

This is a semi-vanilla survival server with minimal rules against grieving because who doesn’t like waking up one morning to find their house burnt down and looted definitely me. We’ve got Geyser for Java and Bedrock compatibility and Via-Version, so I don’t have to update the server; it’s the best.Server rules:No Exploiting/Hacking: No, using cheats to gain an unfair advantage No sharing personal info: No Giving Personal information to others No Squatting: No Living in another’s base without permission

play.pea-mc.com

Olympus

Economy, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	105/1000	Votes:	5360
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Astral Staffs Crafted:	15	Mystic Runes Engraved:	1
Magic Items Found:	1224	Cursed Amulets Found:	3
Secret Guilds Joined:	3	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	32
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	126	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	2
Wyrmholes Dug:	7	Immortal Potions Brewed:	15
Cursed Statues Activated:	4	Werewolf Howls Heard:	4
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	2	Shadow Realms Conquered:	1

Olympus is a welcoming server for those who are mature enough to be mindful of others but not let it interfere with having fun! A mature and respectful player base is our goal with all welcome! We have plug-ins that add to the experience of Minecraft without taking away the essence of a survival server. You can work together or alone, build farms, towns or shops. You can protect your builds if needs be but still allow access to others so you can work together. Economy plug-in and shop signs to be able to buy and sell to others. Keep in touch with your friends on the server by using Discord for real-time chat! Crates to use if you wish to give you some much needed, hard to get, items to give a fair experience. A true sense of community that will not tolerate griefers or those who would ruin anyone’s experience of the game.

olympusmc.pro

VillageCraft

Economy, PvE, PvP, Survival

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Players:	97/400	Votes:	1560
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Lava Oceans Crossed:	3	Paranormal Events Investigated:	3
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	4	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	3
Celestial Events Witnessed:	1	Haunted Mines Explored:	2
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0	Potions Brewed:	170
Dragon Hoards Looted:	3	Celestial Gardens Planted:	4
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	5	Endless Mazes Solved:	4
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	2	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	7

Around since 2011, we have seen Minecraft change quite a bit. We have a strong and easygoing community, with friendly players who will get you on your way. On VillageCraft, you can build a village to whatever style you feel, get it protected by one of our friendly staff, and then manage it however you want. Come join us!Key Features: – We have a market, built from the ground up, right in the spawn town, to help you get on your way, be it with your first home, or a new project – Through community elections and votes, you can have your say on how the server operates, from suggesting features, to running events – VillageCraft has been a community since 2011, having seen over 20,000 players over the years, each bringing their contribution to the server – When you build a village, it’s entirely yours. You can decide who to let in, what rules you enforce, and play to your style

mc.villagecraft-server.com

Cobblehaven

Anarchy, Economy, MCMMO, Pixelmon, PvE, Roleplay, Survival

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Players:	104/300	Votes:	2369
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	4	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2
Enchanted Forests Planted:	8	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3
Dragon Scales Harvested:	189	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	15
Reality Distortions Fixed:	1	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	12
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	5	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	2
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	5	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2
Haunted Mines Explored:	1	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	4

Welcome to Cobblehaven! Bringing the cobblemon experience to vanilla Minecraft! If you enjoy the survival aspects of Minecraft then you’ll have a blast over here!Our Features: MEGA EVOLUTION ALL LEGENDARY POKEMON Land claiming to protect your chests and builds!! Crates Player Gyms SPAWNER BASED Economy GTS VOICE CHAT New and FREQUENT Releases of Pokemon And much more in the making!

cobblehaven.com

McCaverns

Cross-Play, Economy, OneBlock, Parkour, Roleplay, Survival

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Players:	91/600	Votes:	3252
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Epic Shields Constructed:	16	Mythical Quests Completed:	45
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	15	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	18
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	6	Meteorites Collected:	4
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	11
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	41	Phantom Rings Equipped:	6
Animals Bred:	63	Magic Wands Crafted:	13
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	7

mcs.mccaverns.com

PandaCraft

Cross-Play, Economy, LifeSteal, MCMMO, Prison, PvP, Survival

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Players:	101/500	Votes:	6470
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	43
Forbidden Tomes Read:	1	Emeralds Found:	3010
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	3	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	1	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	4
Backwards Speech Heard:	6	Underground Cities Explored:	5
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2
Evil Twin Fights:	5	Rune Stones Activated:	3

mc.pandacraft.cc