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Players:	90/100	Votes:	9716
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Glitched Entities Encountered:	4	Elemental Crystals Collected:	43
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	6	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	22
Gods Slained:	1	Astral Projections Made:	0
Phantom Knights Defeated:	5	Secret Guilds Joined:	2
Cursed Villages Purged:	1	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	15
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	1	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1
Villages Defended:	8	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	6

New Minecraft Servers

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we celebrate all types of players, even the ones who think they have “undesired traits” in the real world!

Are you a short cute boy who can’t seem to catch a break with the ladies? Fear not, for on our server, you will be adored by all!

Are you a fat guy who feels like no one appreciates your curves? Well, here, your chunkiness is celebrated and loved by all!

Are you a bald dude who is tired of being overlooked? Join us, where your shiny head will be the envy of all!

Even if you are an Indian man or an artist, who are often seen as “undesirable” in the dating world, on our server, you will find your perfect match!

But hey, we do have one rule – if you have a sub-6-incher, you can complain about that. We totally get it. But other than that, no more whining about not being able to find a girlfriend!

So come on over to our server and let your Minecraft character find love and acceptance in a world where being neurotic and insecure is totally cool!

Meadow SMP

Cross-Play, Economy, KitPvP, LifeSteal, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	90/100	Votes:	2157
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Legendary Items Repaired:	5	Epic Weapons Forged:	7
Cursed Amulets Found:	5	Shattered Realms Restored:	1
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	2	Celestial Beings Befriended:	1
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1	Enchanted Forests Planted:	5
Whispering Caves Entered:	5	Epic Quests Completed:	8
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	4	Legendary Scepters Created:	4
Holy Grails Found:	2	Secret Passages Found:	8

Meadow SMP is not just any Minecraft Server. It’s a super chill place with plenty of options to make the experience perfectly suited just for you! Enjoy a seamless automatic questing experience! Shape Meadow’s thriving economy with our community. We offer proximity voice chat support for everyone to use! We offer an exclusive feature of dash and double-jump abilities! Stay up-to-date with the latest Minecraft updates.Play on both Java and Bedrock editions.Arena: Kit Pvp / Rank Levels / Multiple MapsLifesteal: Pvp / Quests / Bounties / Land ClaimsSurvival: Pvp / Quests / Land ClaimsBecome a Part of our Welcoming and Wonderful Community – Join us today!IP: meadowsmp.comBedrock Port: 19132

meadowsmp.com

AppleMC

Economy, Factions, PvE, PvP, Raiding, Survival

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Players:	103/500	Votes:	1404
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Arcane Towers Raised:	1	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1
Phantom Blocks Placed:	9	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	9
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	16	Immortal Potions Brewed:	11
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	15	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	14
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	50	Void Armor Forged:	21
Astral Orbs Gathered:	10	Demon Skulls Collected:	32
Glitched Entities Encountered:	1	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1

join applemc.apexmc.co for factions. We have land claiming, crates, voting, ranks, spawners, PVP, raiding, spawners, a GUI shop, factions, and more. mcMMO and custom enchants will be added very soon.

applemc.apexmc.co:25595

WestMC

Economy, PvE, PvP, Roleplay, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	91/700	Votes:	6123
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Magical Moments Shared:	25	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0
Glitched Entities Encountered:	4	Eternal Flames Captured:	6
Ancient Ruins Explored:	2	Demon Skulls Collected:	43
Mythical Quests Completed:	21	Mysterious Portals Opened:	16
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2	Dragon Eggs Found:	3765
Endless Mazes Conquered:	3	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	3
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	19	Soul Swords Wielded:	6

Welcome to WestMC, where the game gets an upgrade! Immerse yourself in a BRAND NEW 1.20+ Minecraft server that’s not just a server – it’s a destination for a laid-back, fun and engaging SMP gameplay with a twist that’ll keep you hooked!!!Java IP: play.WestMC.net Discord: https://discord.westmc.net/Dive into a world of endless possibilities with features like Custom Enchants, Skills, Mob Arena, and the thrill of Fishing competitions. Keep your loot with our keep-inventory feature and unleash your creativity with player-owned warps. Safeguard your creations with land protection, embark on epic quests, and earn free ranks just by casting your vote!WestMC is not just a server; it’s your go-to spot for a fun, safe, and absolutely epic gameplay experience. Join us, make friends, and let the adventures begin!

play.westmc.net

GREEN MC

Cross-Play, Economy, LifeSteal, PvP

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Players:	99/400	Votes:	4879
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	6	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	8
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	7	Shattered Realms Restored:	2
Falling into the Void:	1	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	12
Divine Relics Bestowed:	6	Hidden Passages Discovered:	7
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	2	Void Armor Forged:	28
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2	Pirate Ships Raided:	1
Living Statues Befriended:	2	Chimeras Created:	1

“Welcome to GreenMC, a thriving Minecraft server where nature and combat converge! Immerse yourself in a lush, vibrant world filled with flora and fauna. Engage in intense battles with our unique 1.19 PvP system, offering a dynamic and exhilarating combat experience. Harness the power of Lifesteal, a game-changing feature that lets you recover health with every victorious strike. Explore an expansive landscape teeming with hidden treasures and challenging adversaries. Whether you’re a seasoned warrior or a budding adventurer, GreenMC promises an unforgettable journey through a verdant realm of danger and triumph. Join us and let the adventure begin!”

greenmc.fun:19132

MysticLand

Cross-Play, Economy, PvE, Survival

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Players:	105/400	Votes:	8626
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Reality Distortions Fixed:	3	New Chunks Explored:	851241
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	1	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	14
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	5	Cursed Villages Purged:	4
Crops Grown:	4702	Backwards Speech Heard:	4
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	11	Forbidden Doors Opened:	3
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	4
Heroic Legacies Created:	2	Chaos Gates Opened:	3

MysticLand is a server for java and bedrock with rules to avoid toxicity.We have: protections, jobs, tp, casino, clans, player store, weddings, triple economy, events, mini boses, dungeons, elevators, new structures, ranks, free and paid kits.

play.mysticland.site

Rearth Server

Cross-Play, Earth, Economy, Survival, Towny

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Players:	104/900	Votes:	404
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Enchanted Armories Found:	4	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	1
Treasure Maps Found:	1	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1
Enchantments Applied:	278	Wilderness Tamed:	20
Epic Bosses Defeated:	0	Dragon Eggs Found:	1149
Omnipotent Charms Created:	2	Phantom Horses Ridden:	3
Wyrmholes Dug:	4	Dark Rituals Completed:	6
Whispering Caves Entered:	5	Towns Built:	4

[Rassaba ~Rearth Server~] ■About the server ・Compatible with version 1.20.4 and above ・Cross play compatible ■Main features ・1:750 Earth reproduction map ・Introducing plug-ins used by overseas famous earth mackerel such as EarthMC ・Gold standard economy ・War system Implemented many attractive elements! Furthermore, we plan to add more elements including dungeon servers in the future! Please come to Rasu Saba!Note: This server is for Japan

rearth.xyz

BananaCraft Network

PvE, Skyblock, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	95/200	Votes:	609
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Crystal Palaces Visited:	1	Soul Swords Wielded:	1
Enchantments Applied:	204	Secret Passages Found:	2
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2	Evil Twin Fights:	4
Ender Pearl Glitches:	3	Secret Libraries Discovered:	2
Epic Bosses Defeated:	0	Backwards Speech Heard:	6
Shattered Realms Restored:	0	Zombie Dances:	5
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4	Infernal Machines Built:	0

BananaCraft Network is a growing Minecraft server with a wide variety of gamemodes. BananaCraft Network launched in February of 2019 and is a reboot of the original BananaCraft. The network currently consists of Survival and Skyblock with more gamemodes and updates planned for the future.We also want our server to be as simple and straight forward as possible so you can start playing right away. To achieve this we write our own custom plugins to guide you through the servers while using as much GUIs as possible so you dont have to type a command for everything you want to do. Our server makes it easy for new players who are not familiar with Minecraft servers while also offering a lot for experienced players.

game.mc-bananacraft.net

MineXD

Economy, MCMMO, PvP, Survival, Towny, Vanilla

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Players:	107/600	Votes:	4799
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1	Reality Warps Survived:	1
Infinity Stones Found:	1	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	7
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	16	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2
Cursed Taverns Survived:	2	Ores Mined:	9246
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2	Enchantments Applied:	74
Elemental Crystals Collected:	86	Lava Oceans Crossed:	3
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	3	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1

MineXD We are offering a custom enviroment to enable players to play minecraft their way. The plugins we run add a lot to the vanilla experience while still remaining true to the way minecraft was intended to be enjoyed. Land Claims, Skills, Pinatas, Voting Rewards, Custom Enchants, Freshly Reset.Come check it out quick and say hi!

minexd.mcserver.us

SkyVillage

Anarchy, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	90/300	Votes:	2486
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	237	Phantom Ships Sailed:	5
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	1
Divine Spears Created:	23	Enchanted Forests Planted:	11
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	4
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	7	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	197
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	4	Astral Staffs Crafted:	17
Werewolf Howls Heard:	4	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	8

SkyVillage isn’t just a Minecraft server; it’s a thriving community of passionate gamers who share a common love for creativity and collaboration. Immerse yourself in a supportive environment where players of all skill levels come together to forge lasting friendships. Engage in lively conversations, trade valuable resources, and participate in community events that bring everyone closer.

eu3.skyvillage.vip:17527

DIRK.US

Economy, Roleplay, Survival, Towny

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Players:	98/500	Votes:	8295
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1
Gods Slained:	2	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	7
Enchantments Applied:	254	Dragon Eggs Found:	6436
Phantom Rings Equipped:	22	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	1
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	1	Forbidden Tomes Read:	7
Holy Grails Found:	5	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	1

A server based around towns, with vampires and werewolves lurking around, hidden in plain sight. This server is still under development and any feedback and suggestions are taken into account and highly appriciated. Join the server today and see it for yourself!!!

51.81.146.160

Pea

Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	110/200	Votes:	7302
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	3	Dragon Hoards Looted:	3
Buildings Constructed:	36	Goblin Markets Raided:	10
Eclipse Rings Activated:	4	Werewolf Howls Heard:	3
Epic Quests Completed:	10	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	4
Animals Bred:	177	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1
Royal Courts Attended:	4	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	3	Farms Harvested:	355

This is a semi-vanilla survival server with minimal rules against grieving because who doesn’t like waking up one morning to find their house burnt down and looted definitely me. We’ve got Geyser for Java and Bedrock compatibility and Via-Version, so I don’t have to update the server; it’s the best.Server rules:No Exploiting/Hacking: No, using cheats to gain an unfair advantage No sharing personal info: No Giving Personal information to others No Squatting: No Living in another’s base without permission

play.pea-mc.com

Olympus

Economy, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	99/600	Votes:	2543
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1	Glitched Entities Encountered:	0
Forbidden Relics Collected:	5	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	15
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	4	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	19
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	24	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	7
Arcane Towers Raised:	4	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1
Invisible Pathways Walked:	7	Backwards Speech Heard:	4
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	34	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3

Olympus is a welcoming server for those who are mature enough to be mindful of others but not let it interfere with having fun! A mature and respectful player base is our goal with all welcome! We have plug-ins that add to the experience of Minecraft without taking away the essence of a survival server. You can work together or alone, build farms, towns or shops. You can protect your builds if needs be but still allow access to others so you can work together. Economy plug-in and shop signs to be able to buy and sell to others. Keep in touch with your friends on the server by using Discord for real-time chat! Crates to use if you wish to give you some much needed, hard to get, items to give a fair experience. A true sense of community that will not tolerate griefers or those who would ruin anyone’s experience of the game.

olympusmc.pro

VillageCraft

Economy, PvE, PvP, Survival

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Players:	108/200	Votes:	9013
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	35	Epic Battles Fought:	16
Meteorite Armor Created:	14	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	4
Mythical Relics Collected:	9	Farms Harvested:	508
Magical Moments Shared:	5	Players Killed by Monsters:	4500
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	15	Lost Cities Unearthed:	1
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4	Mythical Quests Completed:	42
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Void Gems Collected:	22

Around since 2011, we have seen Minecraft change quite a bit. We have a strong and easygoing community, with friendly players who will get you on your way. On VillageCraft, you can build a village to whatever style you feel, get it protected by one of our friendly staff, and then manage it however you want. Come join us!Key Features: – We have a market, built from the ground up, right in the spawn town, to help you get on your way, be it with your first home, or a new project – Through community elections and votes, you can have your say on how the server operates, from suggesting features, to running events – VillageCraft has been a community since 2011, having seen over 20,000 players over the years, each bringing their contribution to the server – When you build a village, it’s entirely yours. You can decide who to let in, what rules you enforce, and play to your style

mc.villagecraft-server.com

Cobblehaven

Anarchy, Economy, MCMMO, Pixelmon, PvE, Roleplay, Survival

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Players:	96/300	Votes:	9647
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Royal Courts Attended:	0	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	7
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2	Endless Mazes Solved:	2
Magical Moments Shared:	18	Vanishing Structures Built:	3
Secret Libraries Discovered:	4	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2
Astral Orbs Gathered:	15	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	5
Endless Mazes Conquered:	1	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	6
Magical Frogs Kissed:	7	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	6

Welcome to Cobblehaven! Bringing the cobblemon experience to vanilla Minecraft! If you enjoy the survival aspects of Minecraft then you’ll have a blast over here!Our Features: MEGA EVOLUTION ALL LEGENDARY POKEMON Land claiming to protect your chests and builds!! Crates Player Gyms SPAWNER BASED Economy GTS VOICE CHAT New and FREQUENT Releases of Pokemon And much more in the making!

cobblehaven.com

McCaverns

Cross-Play, Economy, OneBlock, Parkour, Roleplay, Survival

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Players:	92/800	Votes:	4458
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	2	Crystal Wands Charged:	8
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	2	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2
Epic Weapons Forged:	9	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	7
Epic Battles Fought:	20	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	148
Meteorite Armor Created:	29	Volcanoes Explored:	3
Titanic Battles Fought:	12	Royal Courts Attended:	0
Magical Frogs Kissed:	4	Immortal Potions Brewed:	5

mcs.mccaverns.com