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CatCraftPartyPalooza

accommodations, Allergies, Boundaries, cat, CatCraftPartyPalooza, Communication, compromise, consideration, friend’s birthday, friendship, Guilt, Hosting, House, INCONVENIENCE, mutual friends, Party, pet owner, Planning, resolution, RESPONSIBILITY, Understanding

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Players:	107/300	Votes:	9793
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3	Portal Loops Escaped:	2
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	3	Epic Battles Fought:	16
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	45	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	16
Endless Legions Commanded:	42	Royal Decrees Issued:	1
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	0	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	1	Herobrine Sightings:	7
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	2

Are you tired of boring birthday parties in small apartments? Well, look no further! Join our Minecraft server where you can throw the wildest birthday parties in virtual houses without worrying about cat allergies ruining the fun!

Forget about driving for hours to leave your cat with your parents, on our server, your virtual cat can stay safely locked upstairs while you party downstairs with your friends. And don’t worry about cleaning up the next day, our virtual houses magically clean themselves!

Join now and experience the ultimate virtual party experience, where drama with friends is just a chat message away! Who needs real-life parties when you can have all the fun and chaos in Minecraft? Let’s get this party started!

SkillForgetCraft – “Because who needs skills when you have Minecraft?”

Adaptability, brain health, cognitive abilities, cognitive function, Decision making, forgetting skills, Learning process, letting go, Memory Loss, mental clarity, mental flexibility, mindfulness, Minecraft, personal growth, Prioritizing, SELF AWARENESS, Self Discovery, self improvement, self reflection, skill development, skill retention, SkillForgetCraft, Skills

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Players:	97/200	Votes:	4878
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Celestial Beings Befriended:	0	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	4
Spectral Entities Defeated:	3	Lost Cities Unearthed:	2
Mysterious Portals Opened:	17	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	4
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1	Glitched Entities Encountered:	2
Celestial Gardens Planted:	4	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	3
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	3	Shattered Realms Restored:	1

Are you tired of being good at everything? Well, on our Minecraft server, we make sure you forget one of your skills every time you log in! Imagine trying to build a house with no building skills or fighting off mobs with no combat skills – it’s chaos and we love it! Join us for a wild ride of forgetting skills and embracing the chaos in the most hilarious way possible. Who needs skills anyway when you have pure chaos and laughter? Join now and see which skill you’ll forget next!

Whispering Shadows 1.20.2

1.20.2, Anon, biblical, dark souls, existential dread, good story, Kino, kneel, making fun, Oda, one piece, Revealed, shadows, true story, whispering

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Players:	90/100	Votes:	6537
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	20	Dragons Tamed:	0
Runes Activated:	3	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	3
Lost Cities Unearthed:	1	Meteorite Armor Created:	15
Alternate Realities Explored:	4	Legendary Titles Earned:	3
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	16	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	19
Gnome Villages Protected:	6	Shattered Realms Restored:	2
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	13	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1

Yo, bro, forget all those haters who dissed One Piece! The creator revealed that it’s like some deep, dark, existential, biblical masterpiece – just like Dark Souls! Join our Minecraft server and experience the epicness of One Piece mixed with the craziness of Dark Souls. KNEEL before the awesomeness!

Creeper’s Delight 9000

acceptance, acceptance vs repression, closet case, coming out, CREEPERS, DELIGHT, denial, family, FANTASY, Guilt, Homophobia, Identity, internalized homophobia, Kids, LGBTQ, parents, regret, repression, self-hating, shame, teenager, Wife

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Players:	101/600	Votes:	6880
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	7	Enchantments Applied:	50
Backwards Speech Heard:	6	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	4
Shattered Realms Restored:	1	Legendary Titles Earned:	2
Soul Swords Wielded:	6	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3
Mysterious Portals Opened:	12	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	8
Mythical Quests Completed:	14	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	6
Ores Mined:	1043	Orbs of Power Found:	9

🔥🔥🔥 Yo yo yo, welcome to the craziest Minecraft server in the universe! We’re all about that wild and wacky energy, where anything goes and everything is turned up to 11! Join us for a totally bonkers time where the only rule is to have fun and let your imagination run wild! 🔥🔥🔥

Come on and join the party, where the blocks are pixelated and the adventures are endless! Build, mine, craft, and explore with a community of gamers who are just as hyped up as you are! Let’s get this block party started and see where the madness takes us! 🎉🎮💥

Don’t miss out on the most insane Minecraft experience of your life – join now and let’s get this party started! See you in the game, gamers! 🚀🎉🔥 #MinecraftMadness #JoinTheBlockParty

CraftyCreeperCafe

aita, bigger person, Cheap Asshole, CraftyCreeperCafe, Dinner, Disrespecting, embarrassed, girlfriend’s friend, insulting, passive aggressive, paying the bill, Petty, real man, red flag, refusing to pay, relationship issues, Rude, snarky comments, Struggling

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Players:	94/200	Votes:	7565
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Wyrmholes Dug:	7	Enchanted Armories Found:	5
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3	Magic Items Found:	6850
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	9	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	7
Dragonkin Hatched:	5	Endless Mazes Conquered:	2
Holy Grails Found:	2	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	3
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	1	Wailing Winds Heard:	4
Shattered Realms Restored:	2	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2

Are you tired of dealing with rude dinner guests who expect you to foot the bill? Join our Minecraft server and escape the drama of real life! Our virtual world is filled with friendly players who won’t insult your job or make passive-aggressive jokes. Plus, you’ll never have to worry about awkward dinner situations or covering someone else’s meal. Just imagine building your dream castle without any snarky comments or eye-rolling in sight. Say goodbye to real-life red flags and hello to a fun and welcoming community. Join now and leave the drama behind!

BritsCraft: Post-Brexit Banter!

banter, Brexit aftermath, Brexit aftermath discussion, Brexit changes, Brexit consequences, Brexit effects, Brexit experience, Brexit impact, Brexit memories, Brexit reflections, BritsCraft, People from the UK, PostBrexit, UK citizens, UK culture, UK economy, UK future prospects, UK lifestyle, UK opinions, UK perspective, UK politics, UK residents, UK society

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Players:	107/600	Votes:	1975
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Ores Mined:	2422	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	37
Infinite Doors Opened:	1	Gnome Villages Protected:	5
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	5
World-Altering Spells Cast:	1	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1
Living Shadows Defeated:	1	Glitched Entities Encountered:	5
Astral Mages Summoned:	4	Dimension Hops:	15
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	17	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1

Are you tired of the post-Brexit chaos in the UK? Escape to our Minecraft server where the only thing crashing is your friends’ houses when you blow them up with TNT! Join us for a Brexit-free zone filled with pixelated adventures and endless fun. Who needs politics when you can build a giant statue of a llama riding a chicken? Say goodbye to Brexit blues and hello to blocky bliss on our server!

GreenlandCraft Minecraft Server

Acquisition, Arctic, controversy, criticism, Diplomacy, Europe, european union, foreign policy, Greenland, GreenlandCraft, international relations, Minecraft, nato, Négotiation, opposition, Politics, Server, SOVEREIGNTY, territorial dispute, trump, united states, US, Vance

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Players:	99/500	Votes:	9452
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3	Crystal Wands Charged:	12
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	4	World-Altering Spells Cast:	1
Herobrine Sightings:	3	Divine Relics Bestowed:	15
Werewolf Howls Heard:	2	Buildings Constructed:	36
Enchantments Applied:	268	Villages Defended:	8
Ghost Trains Ridden:	0	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	12
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0	Chaos Gates Opened:	0

so like, u know how trump be like “i want greenland” and everyone be like “wtf dude chill”? well on this server, we be all about that greenland life. we got icebergs for days and polar bears as pets. come join us and be part of the greenland gang. trump don’t care what europeans scream at us, he just wants to build a wall around greenland and make it great again. join now and help us make greenland the coolest place in minecraft. also, vance is here for some reason. just go with it. #greenlandgang #trumplovesgreenland #polarbearpets

GreenlandGoneWild

Arctic, denmark, Diplomacy, foreign affairs, Government, Greenland, GreenlandGoneWild, INDEPENDENCE, international relations, negotiations, Nordic countries, ownership, pm, Politics, rejection, sale, Scandinavian, SOVEREIGNTY, Statement, territorial dispute, Territory

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Players:	108/600	Votes:	9105
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2	Undead Armies Raised:	5
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	1	Spectral Entities Defeated:	5
Holy Grails Found:	4	Epic Quests Completed:	28
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	2	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	5
Celestial Crowns Worn:	2	Battle Standards Raised:	15
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	4
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	13	Pirate Ships Raided:	1

so, like, this server is like, the Greenland of Minecraft servers, ya know? like, totally not for sale, but you can totally join for free and have a blast! our Denmark PM (Player Manager) is like, always repeating that this server is the bomb diggity and you gotta join ASAP!

we got polar bears riding pigs, igloos made out of diamond blocks, and a secret portal to a land of never-ending cake! plus, our community is like, super chill and always down for a good time. so come on over and see why Greenland may not be for sale, but this server is totally worth it!

CraftyFox Network

America, BIAS, blind trust, CraftyFox, Cultures, Cunning, Deception, Evil, fox news, foxes, Journalism, Manipulation, Media, Misinformation, Network, News, Perception, portrayal, Propaganda, skepticism, trusted, untrustworthy

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Players:	106/100	Votes:	5423
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	1	Reality Warps Survived:	1
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	5
Void Gems Collected:	11	Lost Souls Rescued:	2
Ores Mined:	7918	Arcane Towers Raised:	3
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	2	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	49
Wailing Winds Heard:	4	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2
Enchantments Applied:	172	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3

u wanna join our epic minecraft server cuz we got foxes that are more trustworthy than FOX News LOL. these foxes will lead u on epic adventures and help u find hidden treasures in the game. they will also protect u from evil mobs and give u super powers like flying and shooting lasers from ur eyes. join our server and become the ultimate fox warrior, taking down enemies with ur furry friends by ur side. trust me, u won’t regret it!

ADHD Life Expectancy Nerf – Minecraft Server

adhd, ADHD in adults, ADHD in men, ADHD in women, attention deficit hyperactivity disorder, Diagnosis, expectancy, findings, health, Life, life expectancy, LIFESPAN, Medical research, Men, mental health, Minecraft, nerf, neurotypical, research, researchers, scientific study, Server, study, Women

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Players:	110/300	Votes:	5626
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Mythical Quests Completed:	30	Epic Bosses Defeated:	0
Celestial Crowns Worn:	4	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	5
Glitched Entities Encountered:	3	Arcane Towers Raised:	1
Eerie Music Discs Played:	6	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0
Werewolf Howls Heard:	2	Mineshafts Explored:	3
Cursed Amulets Found:	2	Goblin Markets Raided:	9
Ether Blades Crafted:	5	Phantom Horses Ridden:	1

hey u! ya u with the adhd! come join our minecraft server cuz we got the cure for ur shorter life expectancy! our server is so lit that it will make u live longer than a tortoise on steroids! we got potions that will make u focus like never before, u will be building epic structures in no time! plus, we got a secret quest where u gotta find the magical diamond sword of eternal life, once u find it, u will be immortal in the minecraft world! so come join us and say goodbye to ur shorter life expectancy, cuz on our server, u will live foreverrrrrr!

Rise and Craft 1.21.4

1.21.4, Anon, compassion, Craft, don’t kill yourself, encouragement, good morning, Hope, inspiration, Kindness, love, mental health support, Mental Wellness, motivation, positive affirmations, positive vibes, positivity, Rise, self love, self-care, Suicide prevention, support system, thanks, uplifting messages

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Players:	98/600	Votes:	9504
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	2	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	3
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	3	Dragons Tamed:	3
Cursed Swords Broken:	3	Enchanted Armories Found:	4
Shadow Realms Conquered:	2	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	5
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	7	Battle Standards Raised:	13
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	10	Pirate Ships Raided:	2
Mythical Quests Completed:	31	Infernal Machines Built:	0

Hey there, fellow Minecraft addicts! Are you tired of boring, basic servers that make you want to dig straight down to bedrock and never come back up? Well, have I got the server for you!

Join us for a wild ride filled with more twists and turns than a rollercoaster made out of redstone!

We’ve got more mods than you can shake a diamond sword at, and our community is so lit, it makes the Nether look like a walk in the park.

So what are you waiting for? Come join us and let’s build a world so epic, even Notch himself would be jelly!

BabyRageCraft

BabyRageCraft, Boundaries, caregiving, childcare, Communication, Emotional support, family conflicts, family dynamics, family obligations., family responsibilities, Family Support, favoritism, health concerns, health issues, personal boundaries, refusing to babysit, self-care, sibling relationships, sick baby, surgery, work-life balance

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Players:	106/500	Votes:	1335
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Endless Mazes Conquered:	2	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	16
Crystal Caves Mapped:	7	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	5
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	2	Teleportation Mishaps:	2
Astral Staffs Crafted:	6	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	1
Mineshafts Explored:	2	Titanic Battles Fought:	28
Alternate Realities Explored:	2	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	7
Infinite Doors Opened:	2	Paranormal Events Investigated:	1

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we promise you won’t have to deal with any entitled baby villagers like the ones in this crazy family drama! Join us for a wild ride filled with adventure, epic builds, and absolutely no sick babies left in your care.

On our server, you won’t have to worry about getting guilt-tripped into babysitting while dealing with health issues and impending surgery. Instead, you’ll be free to explore, mine, and craft to your heart’s content without any family drama following you around.

So why join our server? Well, for starters, we guarantee that no one will call you selfish or weak-minded for taking care of yourself. Plus, if you ever need help or support, our community is always there to lend a hand – no crickets chirping in sight!

Come join us for a Minecraft experience like no other, where the only drama you’ll encounter is deciding which block to use for your next build. See you in the game – and leave the sick babies at home!

EqualCraft: Where all jobs pay the same!

career choice, career path, career satisfaction, dream job, equal pay, EqualCraft, fulfillment, Happiness, job equality, job fulfillment, job happiness, job market, Job Opportunities, job passion, job preference, job satisfaction, job security, job selection, Jobs, Passion, Pay, salary equality, work-life balance

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Players:	108/100	Votes:	8276
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Royal Decrees Issued:	4	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	3
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	9	Pirate Ships Captured:	0
Backwards Speech Heard:	6	Cozy Campfires Lit:	22
Cursed Statues Activated:	1	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	12
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	438
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	1	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	18
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	1	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where every block you mine pays the same amount of diamonds! That’s right, no more grinding for hours just to get a measly iron ore. Join us and become the richest miner in all of Minecraft!

Imagine a world where being a farmer, a blacksmith, or even a librarian pays just as much as being a diamond miner. You can finally pursue your dream career without worrying about the pay! Want to be a professional sheep shearer? Go for it! Always dreamed of being a fisherman? Now’s your chance!

But that’s not all – our server is also home to the legendary Diamond Dragon, a creature so rare and powerful that only the bravest and most skilled players can defeat it. Rumor has it that whoever slays the Diamond Dragon will be rewarded with endless riches and fame throughout the land.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and start your epic journey to become the wealthiest and most famous player in all of Minecraft!

EU Tariff Trumpocalypse

donald trump, economic impact, Economy, EU tariffs, european union, foreign trade, global economy, import/export, international relations, international trade, negotiations, Politics, protectionism, tariff, Tariffs, trade agreements, trade disputes, trade policies, trade sanctions, trade war, Trumpocalypse, united states

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Players:	92/500	Votes:	6132
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	238	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	6
Endless Staircases Climbed:	3	Meteorite Armor Created:	26
Mythical Quests Completed:	24	Farms Harvested:	957
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	0
Paranormal Events Investigated:	2	Love Letters Sent:	9
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	6
Treasure Maps Found:	5	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	3

so like, u know how donald trump is all like “tariffs this, tariffs that”? well, on this server, we got no tariffs, just pure minecraft fun! join us and escape the chaos of the real world with our epic builds and crazy adventures. who needs tariffs when u can have creeper explosions and diamond mining, amirite? come join us before donald trump decides to build a wall around our server too! #minecraft4life #notariffsonthisserver

Four Long Toe Horse Land

Animals, equine anatomy, hoofed animals, Horse, horse anatomy, horse anatomy details, horse anatomy facts, horse behavior, horse biology, horse feet, horse hooves, horse legs, horse limbs, horse movement, horse physiology, horse toes, Horses, Land, Legs, Long, mammal anatomy, TOE, Toes, traditional sense

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Players:	90/200	Votes:	293
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Backwards Speech Heard:	3	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	6
Reality Warps Survived:	0	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	6
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	5	Pirate Ships Raided:	1
Secret Guilds Joined:	5	Holy Grails Found:	1
Magical Ponies Rescued:	2	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	5
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	12	Ancient Ruins Explored:	3
Gryphons Tamed:	2	Haunted Chests Opened:	8

lol come join our epic minecraft server where horses don’t have legs but really long toes instead. it’s like they’re walking on stilts all the time! imagine riding a horse with stilts, it’s like a circus act every time you go for a ride. plus, our server has a secret underground lair filled with treasure and magical potions. but watch out for the evil chickens that guard it, they have laser eyes and will peck you to death if you’re not careful. so come on over and join the fun, just remember to bring your stilts!

Players:	100/700	Votes:	2503
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Cursed Statues Activated:	2	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	4
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2	Divine Relics Bestowed:	6
Reality Distortions Fixed:	1	Infinite Doors Opened:	3
Gods Slained:	1	Wailing Winds Heard:	4
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3	Phoenix Feathers Found:	13
Mystic Runes Engraved:	3	Emeralds Found:	4697