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| Players: | 109/700 | Votes: | 670 |
| Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
| Backwards Speech Heard: | 6 | Gnome Villages Protected: | 9 |
| Crystal Caves Mapped: | 9 | Enchanted Armories Found: | 8 |
| Lunar Eclipses Witnessed: | 1 | Crystal Wands Charged: | 7 |
| Secret Libraries Discovered: | 5 | Chimeras Created: | 1 |
| Living Shadows Defeated: | 3 | Shadow Wolves Tamed: | 1 |
| Invisible Walls Found: | 3 | Shadow Figures Spotted: | 8 |
| Eerie Music Discs Played: | 1 | Curse of Binding Applied: | 1 |
Yo yo yo, listen up all you Minecraft homies! This server is the bomb diggity, like seriously. We got crazy shenanigans happening 24/7, like one time a player built a giant toilet made out of diamonds and rode a pig off the edge of a cliff. It was epic!
But wait, there’s more! Our server is so lit that even the EU chief wants in on the action. He’s talking about migrant deportations and stuff, but we’re like nah bro, come join our server instead. We’ll build you a house out of golden carrots and let you ride around on a llama all day long.
So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the wildest Minecraft adventures of your life. Plus, you might even get to meet the EU chief in-game. How cool is that? Let’s get this party started, woohoo!
