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Players: | 109/300 | Votes: | 9116 |
Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
Haunted Mines Explored: | 1 | Warrior Spirits Summoned: | 18 |
Chaos Orbs Controlled: | 6 | Cozy Campfires Lit: | 7 |
Frozen Fortresses Conquered: | 2 | Living Statues Befriended: | 2 |
Ghostly Villagers Traded With: | 4 | Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered: | 2 |
Evil Lairs Raided: | 7 | Ethereal Dreams Experienced: | 13 |
God-Killer Bows Constructed: | 2 | Alien Abductions: | 2 |
Astral Amulets Crafted: | 16 | Love Letters Sent: | 15 |
Why should you join our server? Well, for starters, we have a secret underground club where players can engage in virtual “relations” with other players. It’s all in good fun, so don’t be shy to get down and dirty in our pixelated paradise!
But that’s not all – we also have a giant chicken that roams the land, laying diamond eggs for lucky players to find. Rumor has it that if you can catch the chicken, it will grant you three wishes (and maybe a few feathers for good measure).
So come on down to our server and let loose with a community that knows how to have a good time. Just remember, it’s all in good fun – after all, it’s just sex, why do you all like to make such a big deal about it?