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Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild as a creeper explosion? Look no further! Our server is like the anal sex of Minecraft servers – it’s a little taboo, but once you try it, you’ll never want to go back!

Join us for a server experience that’s so addicting, it’ll have you coming back for more like a zombie chasing after brains. Our community is as tight-knit as a pair of diamond leggings, and we guarantee you’ll have a blast building, exploring, and surviving with us.

So why join our server? Well, let’s just say that once you’ve experienced the thrill of battling a dragon while riding a pig, you’ll never want to play on another server again. Plus, our in-game currency is so abundant, you’ll be rolling in diamonds faster than you can say “Enderman.”

Don’t miss out on the craziest, most outrageous Minecraft server around. Join us today and get ready for a gaming experience that’s as unforgettable as a creeper blowing up your best build!

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	107/400	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	4
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	1
Hidden Villages Discovered:	1	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	6
Magic Items Found:	3844	Endless Staircases Climbed:	2
Twisted Realms Survived:	3	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	1

Random Fact: Whimsical Lore: A player once befriended a cloud that now follows them around, raining only when they need a cool down.

CursedMC

Factions, KitPvP, Prison, PvP, Raiding

Server Just Launched/Reset!!!

– Large 100+ Player Community – Factions, tons of Raiding and Intense PvP – Custom Faction Commands – Amazing KOTHs – Rare Custom Enchants – Great Cannoning – Amazing Hit Detection – Fair Donor Ranks – Balanced MCMMO Skills

We also have a very knowledgeable staff team that are dedicated to guide you around our server, and guarantee a fun, anti-hacking, PvP + Factions experience. So what are you waiting for? Join now for a one in a million experience!

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	108/500	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Infinite Doors Opened:	2	Invisible Walls Found:	4
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	10	Epic Mounts Acquired:	3
Dragons Tamed:	4	Whispering Shadows Heard:	0
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	18	Rune Stones Activated:	2
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2	Dark Rituals Completed:	10

Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player once brewed a potion that made their pet bunny fly—it’s now the most popular bunny in the skies.

Zedwork Vanilla

PvE, Survival, Vanilla

Zedwork’s Community-run Vanilla Minecraft server; always updated to the latest version of Mojang’s vanilla Minecraft.

Founded by __Laurens__, now run by the Zriends, the Market provides a place to trade with other players. Shop plots are available on request, and all shops are protected from block-breaking.

Originally founded by luckyscharms323, now run by SneakySkeleton and the Zriends, the Nether Hub provides fast travel all across the world. Anyone may connect to the hub, though access from spawn is restricted to Zedlings (members) only. (Must play 15 hours on the server to gain Zedling status.)

Maintained by the community, this public farm is located near spawn and provides both new and regular players with food. Just remember to replant! 😉

The Council is a collection of Zedlings whom meet bi-weekly to organise community projects and events, whilst also highlighting any issues players have so they can be resolved. Meetings are open for all to attend, check out our forums for more details of the next meeting.

Be sure to read the rules before heading out.

Please join and HAVE FUN! ^_^

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	99/700	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Astral Mages Summoned:	3	Magic Items Found:	3679
Divine Spears Created:	16	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2
Lost Souls Rescued:	1	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	6
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	18	Reality Warps Survived:	1
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	6	Elemental Crystals Collected:	81

Random Fact: Did you know? The last phantom ship sighted was carrying a cargo of glow-in-the-dark kittens.

Horsecraftnl

Horsecraft is a super fun Dutch Minecraft server!!!

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	110/400	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	3	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2	Star Shards Collected:	62
Haunted Chests Opened:	2	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	326
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	12	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	5
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	4	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	4

Random Fact: Magical Moment: A player once planted a tree that grew a swing—it’s now the best spot for relaxing with friends.

Toro League

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	107/900	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3
Crystal Palaces Visited:	1	Magical Frogs Kissed:	2
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	3	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0
Omnipotent Charms Created:	4	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	7
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	5	Mineshafts Explored:	1

Random Fact: Adorable But True: Someone enchanted a broom to sweep by itself—it now has a habit of tidying up wherever it goes.

BuildingParadise

Why should you go to BuildingParadise? Server checklist: Net Admins? _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ ☑ JA Big city and lots of land to live in? _ _ _ _ ☑ YES Shop? _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ ☑ ME People who are constantly insulting? _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ ✘ No Freebuild/PvP? _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ ☑ JA Pay To Win situations? _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ ✘ No Farmworld? _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ ☑ AND Lots of commands for standard users? _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ ☑ YES Ranks? _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ ☑ YES Pure rip-off? _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ ✘ No Jobs? _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _☑ AND

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	100/100	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	19
Epic Shields Constructed:	21	Meteorite Armor Created:	24
Dragon Eggs Found:	1673	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	18
Farms Harvested:	395	Crystal Wands Charged:	18
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0	Mythical Swords Crafted:	71

Random Fact: Trivia: A cursed diamond was mined under a blood moon—since then, it’s been known to glow eerily in the dark.

AmishSMP

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	94/200	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Farms Harvested:	235	Cursed Villages Purged:	4
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Crystal Caves Mapped:	7
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4	Astral Mages Summoned:	4
Void Armor Forged:	17	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2

Random Fact: Magical Trivia: One player managed to defeat an epic boss with nothing but enchanted breadsticks—no joke!

Liberty Survival

Vanilla

1.7.10 Vanilla Hard Mode

Follow @LibertySurvival on Twitter

News and other Info at www.liberty-survival.com

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	105/300	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Horror Stories Survived:	4	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	9
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	2	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	3
Meteorite Armor Created:	28	Chimeras Created:	3
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	8	Unseen Monsters Slain:	3
Players Killed by Monsters:	3305	Haunted Forests Traversed:	3

Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player once brewed a potion that made their pet bunny fly—it’s now the most popular bunny in the skies.

BioBroodGaming

A growing server that has a one world devoted to the hard life of Factions PVP, And another just for competitions, Including HungerGames and Spleef.

The Faction world has been changed to try and make minecraft combat more balanced. We have removed most buffs that make fighting impossible, such sharpness, enchanted golden apples, and other such strong enchants. Raiding is another thing that has been changed. While raiding is acceptable. Griefing is not. This means that yes you are allowed to break into their base, kill them, and take their goods. What you are not allowed to do is take down their base block by block, kill animals, or farms.

The Comp world is as listed before for competitions. This includes Several home made maps of HG, Spleef for ages, and Races to test that speed demon inside of you.

Every world on this server is watched. Hacking is not allowed on any level. If you hack we will find you.

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	104/100	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Omnipotent Charms Created:	4	Living Shadows Defeated:	2
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	4	Whispering Shadows Heard:	3
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	6	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1	Haunted Forests Traversed:	5
Forbidden Doors Opened:	1	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a magical teapot that pours endless hot chocolate—it’s now the most popular spot in town!

Aethier

Aethier is a medieval Minecraft roleplaying server. Our theme follows the journey of the serfs to the kings. We focus our characters to survive and grow with their own personalities and stories, while defending ourselves against the wicked… or the kind. Multiple gods have created our realm. Some choose to be welcoming, hopeful… some choose to harm the poor and be mischievous. Whether you decide to study magic, grow your muscles’ strengths, or simply live the common life, you see to your own character’s journey.

Aethier is not only a ‘realm’ of roleplaying. It’s a community, too. We try our best to be friends with all members and not hold personal opinions and emotions when it comes to following the rules. We heartedly follow a ‘bully-free’ community, where rudeness and abusive behaviour is not tolerated. We attempt to hold no grudges with warnings, temp-bans, and permanent bans, and occasionally, we might apologize for being ‘harsh’. Maturity is key in our community. We welcome all ages, but our recommended applying age is thirteen years old.

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	98/300	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	8	Farms Harvested:	698
Divine Spears Created:	13	Celestial Crowns Worn:	4
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	5	Hidden Villages Discovered:	1
Phantom Knights Defeated:	5	Dark Rituals Completed:	1
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	13	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	12

Random Fact: Whimsical Truth: A player found a patch of grass that giggles when you walk on it—it’s impossible to walk by without smiling.

Buxville

Buxville – The #1 Minecraft economy server

Buxville is one of the longest running, player-based minecraft economy servers out there. And we’re still going strong! Our unique role system enables players of all skills to have fun together! There are a total of 17 roles, and you start with enough money to choose your first role. After that its up to you to find interesting ways to earn money, or just go with the flow.

There are a lot of fun things you can do. Here are a couple ideas: • Do quests that are randomly announced to earn money • Dig for Diamonds in the ether, a world that regularly resets to keep it fresh • Test your battling skills in one of the 4 different Mob Arenas • Start and develop a town, or join one and make it rise above all others • Go treasure hunting in the nether, but beware, pvp is enabled in the nether • And much more to choose from!

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	107/100	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Cozy Campfires Lit:	7	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	4
Sentient Weapons Trained:	2	Lost Cities Unearthed:	5
Buildings Constructed:	34	Star Shards Collected:	52
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	31
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	34

Random Fact: Magical Fact: Someone once enchanted their fireplace to tell bedtime stories—now it’s the coziest spot in any house.

PrisonRC

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	92/1000	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Invisible Pathways Walked:	5	Magical Moments Shared:	29
Curse of Binding Applied:	4	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	7
Demonic Pacts Formed:	0	Magical Frogs Kissed:	6
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3	Runes Activated:	3
Enchantments Applied:	121	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Drinking witch’s brew in the middle of a storm can sometimes summon a giant frog—totally unplanned!

BmailPvP

Come join BmailPvP! | InstaSoup | Teams| Respect from staff | Tracking | Go |And you can go raid bases without claiming! So build your base far away! | Come join us! 198.24.162.90:30341 Our staff is filled, still need more moderators, We do have moderator apps, in-game. So do not message me anything on PMC about staff. We have Admins and co-owner. ALSO TO YOUTUBERS: If you have more than 2-5 videos on my server, atleast 50-100 subscribers, Then you qualify for [YouTube] rank! Also with that, you are able to drop books to advertise your youtube! And if you get 5 people online, and say you invited them, you get the [Sponsor] Rank! Rules: No hacking, No racism, Cursing to a limit.

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	107/1000	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Potions Brewed:	135	Glitched Entities Encountered:	3
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	44	Lunar Scepters Activated:	7
Soul Contracts Signed:	5	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	3
Dragon Eggs Found:	9114	Demonic Pacts Formed:	1
Emeralds Found:	7372	Astral Amulets Crafted:	29

Random Fact: Did you hear? The last interdimensional bake sale ended up feeding an entire dragon hoard. They loved the cookies.

Neuland Server

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	96/400	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Enchanted Forests Planted:	11	Lava Oceans Crossed:	1
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	1
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	5	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	3	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	5
Legendary Heroes Trained:	6	Forbidden Relics Collected:	0

Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A friendship bracelet exchange led to the discovery of a hidden portal—turns out, it opens to a world full of fluffy bunnies.

Terra Australis Australian Server

Economy, Mini Games, Roleplay, Survival

Welcome to Terra Australis We offer three different worlds, each offering different styles of gameplay; Survival – Classic minecraft; build with other players, mob spawning and access to the nether and the end. – Optional region and PvP protection. Lock doors, chests, dispensers etc. – Access to shops and creation of player stores and towns. – PVP/CTF arenas, Minigames Wilderness – Griefing, raiding and PVP enabled 24/7. – Limited command access and delayed teleports between other worlds. – Access to local shops and global bank to transfer loot to survival world. RPG – Detailed quests. Skills. Separate inventory. – Co-operative mode. – Form parties with other players and NPC familiars and hirelings to complete raids/quests.

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	103/500	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	3	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	15
Forbidden Doors Opened:	3	Volcanoes Explored:	3
Epic Bosses Defeated:	5	Mythical Swords Crafted:	90
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	17

Random Fact: Crazy But True: Someone once caught a cosmic hamster, and now it’s the server’s unofficial mascot!

DistopiAdventure

Factions, Hardcore, PvP, Roleplay, Survival

Semi Role-Play / Factions / Pvp Box / MobArena / Adventures / Quest / Epic Events / Mini-Events And Much more !

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	93/200	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	5	Crystal Palaces Visited:	1
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2	Shadow Realms Conquered:	1
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	6	Gods Slained:	0
Secret Guilds Joined:	3	Astral Staffs Crafted:	9
Ores Mined:	8108	Evil Lairs Raided:	3

Random Fact: Lovely Lore: A friendship bracelet once turned into a glowing beacon—now it lights the way for adventurers at night.