New Minecraft Servers

Blocky Booty Call: Where Coitus Won’t Make You Happy

Blocky Booty Call: Where Coitus Won’t Make You Happy

New Minecraft Servers

Looking for a Minecraft server that will make you happier than a pig in a mud bath? Well, look no further because our server is the place to be! Why waste your time with coitus when you can be building epic structures and battling creepers with your friends?

Join our server and become part of a community that is more tight-knit than a spider’s web. We have more diamonds than you can shake a stick at, and our virtual landscapes are so breathtaking they’ll make you question reality.

But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that our server is haunted by the ghost of a legendary Minecraft player who once defeated the Ender Dragon with nothing but a wooden sword and a stack of rotten flesh. Will you be brave enough to uncover the secrets he left behind?

So ditch the coitus and join our Minecraft server today for a gaming experience that will leave you laughing, crying, and questioning your sanity all at the same time.

New Minecraft Server
GG.MINEWIND.NET
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  • PrisonCraft Minecraft Server

    PrisonCraft Minecraft Server

    New Minecraft Servers

    Come join our Minecraft server, where we have more explosions than a Russian-Ukrainian conflict! Watch out for those pesky creepers, they’re like the Ukrainian prisoners of war trying to escape! But don’t worry, we have plenty of TNT to keep things interesting. Join now for a wild ride that will make you say “da” to fun!

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
    New Server IP

  • DniproBridgeWars

    DniproBridgeWars

    New Minecraft Servers

    come join our epic minecraft server where russian troops are trying to cross the dnipro river but keep getting defeated by ukrainian colonel players! build your own bridgeheads and defend them from the invaders in the kherson region! will you be a brave ukrainian warrior or a sneaky russian spy? the choice is yours on this intense and hilarious server! join now for non-stop action and chaos!

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
    New Server IP

  • Cocaine Cats & Dogs Server

    Cocaine Cats & Dogs Server

    New Minecraft Servers

    come join our epic minecraft server where dogs and cats are partying hard with cocaine! forget about boring old servers, here you can witness animals getting lit AF and living their best lives.

    we’ve got cats snorting lines like there’s no tomorrow and dogs doing backflips off of trees after a bump of coke. it’s a wild party 24/7 on our server, you won’t find this kind of excitement anywhere else.

    so if you want to see some high animals and have a crazy time, join our server now! who needs meth when you’ve got cocaine-fueled pets running around? let the good times roll!

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
    New Server IP

  • Apricity SMP

    Apricity SMP

    New Minecraft Servers

    Minecraft Modded SMP Overview

    Server Name Modded SMP
    Number of Spots 7
    Mods
      • Visual enhancing
      • Exploration/bosses
      • More foods
      • More furniture and building mods

    FAQ

    Q: How do I join the server?

    A: Fill out this form to express your interest. We will let you know once we have filled all spots.

    Q: When will the server start?

    A: We plan to start the server as soon as we fill all 7 spots with active players.

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
    New Server IP

  • Mystic Pixel Realm 1.21.4

    Mystic Pixel Realm 1.21.4

    New Minecraft Servers

    Join our Minecraft server for a wild ride of chaos and madness!

    We’ve got more memes than a confused cat on a keyboard!

    Experience the thrill of building your own virtual world while questioning the very fabric of reality!

    Unleash your inner shizo crazy 4chan anon and let loose on our server!

    Who needs rational writing styles when you can embrace the chaos and confusion?

    Don’t miss out on the chance to regret reading our lolzy description!

    Join now and discover why the steam sales avatar is a troon in our world of outrageousness!

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
    New Server IP