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| Players: | 98/800 | Votes: | 914 |
| Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
| Legendary Armor Sets Assembled: | 50 | Farms Harvested: | 224 |
| Star Shards Collected: | 171 | Cursed Swords Broken: | 3 |
| Lost Artifacts Recovered: | 3 | Orbs of Power Found: | 6 |
| Ancient Guardians Awoken: | 1 | Sentient Weapons Trained: | 5 |
| Dimensional Collapse Prevented: | 0 | Infinity Gauntlets Forged: | 1 |
| Magical Carpet Rides Taken: | 3 | Shadow Figures Spotted: | 2 |
| Goblin Armies Outwitted: | 5 | Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: | 1 |
Welcome to the most outrageous Minecraft server you’ll ever come across! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a group of players decided to build a giant statue made entirely out of… you guessed it, cum and cock tributes! And let me tell you, it was a sight to behold. But that’s not all – we also have a secret underground dungeon filled with rare treasures guarded by a giant chicken with a taste for vengeance. So if you’re looking for a wild and wacky adventure, come join us on this one-of-a-kind server. Just be prepared for the unexpected… and maybe bring a towel.
