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Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the question on everyone’s mind is: “How would sex with a girl like this feel?” We can’t promise you’ll find the answer to that burning question here, but we can promise you a wild and wacky adventure unlike any other!

Join our server and embark on a quest to find the elusive Ender Dragon, who is rumored to have the answer to all of life’s mysteries (including that one). Along the way, you’ll encounter talking cows, dancing pigs, and maybe even a creepily friendly Enderman who just wants to chat.

But beware, not everything is as it seems on our server. Rumor has it there’s a secret underground disco party where the zombies boogie down all night long, and you’ll need to bring your best dance moves if you want to make it out alive.

So why wait? Join our Minecraft server today and see if you can uncover the truth behind the age-old question: How would sex with a girl like this feel? Or, you know, just have a good time and make some friends along the way.

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	97/900	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Haunted Forests Traversed:	3	Magic Crystals Found:	22
Invisible Walls Found:	4	Mines Excavated:	2662
Hidden Villages Discovered:	2	Twisted Realms Survived:	3
Mythical Quests Completed:	23	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3	Gryphons Tamed:	3

Random Fact: Insider Secret: Players who solve unsolvable puzzles are said to unlock the ability to talk to fish.

TurtleCraftNetwork

Cross-Play, Economy, PvE, PvP, Skyblock, Survival, Vanilla

## Explore Endless Worlds on TurtleCraftNetwork: New Skyblock & More!**Unleash your inner explorer and conquer endless possibilities on TurtleCraftNetwork, a Minecraft network where adventure awaits around every corner!****Craft your own island paradise in our brand new Skyblock server:*** Soar skyward on your floating island, gather resources, and build your dream kingdom in the clouds.* Conquer challenging mob encounters and unlock unique rewards as you master the art of Skyblock survival.* Team up with fellow adventurers or chart your own course in this thrilling new world.**But Skyblock is just the beginning! Dive into a diverse network of exciting experiences:*** **Bustling Survival servers:** Build, explore, and thrive in vibrant communities where creativity knows no bounds.* **Thrilling PvP arenas:** Hone your combat skills and test your mettle in heart-pounding battles.* **And more!** New gamemodes and surprises are constantly being added to keep your adventures fresh.**Forge lasting friendships and find your place in a welcoming community:*** Join events, collaborate on projects, and share your passion for Minecraft with like-minded players.**Don’t miss out on the endless fun! Join TurtleCraftNetwork today and:*** **Conquer your own Skyblock island** and claim your place in the clouds.* **Explore a vast network** of diverse Minecraft experiences.* **Become part of a vibrant and welcoming community.****Join the Adventure Now!*** **Discord:** https://discord.gg/vC5T5hm8qn* **Bedrock IP:** play.turtlecraftsmp.com:25582* **Java IP:** play.turtlecraftsmp.com**Start your epic journey on TurtleCraftNetwork and see where your imagination takes you!**

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	105/500	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Magic Items Found:	3740	Epic Shields Constructed:	26
Endless Mazes Solved:	1	Goblin Markets Raided:	5
Celestial Beings Befriended:	3	Chaos Gates Opened:	0
Secret Passages Found:	5	Cursed Scrolls Read:	1
Underground Cities Explored:	3	Invisible Pathways Walked:	3

Random Fact: Magical Fact: A player once brewed a potion that turned their pet into a talking companion—it always knows just what to say.

EmeraldsMC

Economy, Factions, MCMMO, PvP, Roleplay, Survival

Welcome to EmeraldsMC! >> PLAY.EMERALDSMC.COMWe have a main /SURVIVAL world, along with a separate /PVP WORLD. Join us today!– Build thriving towns to show off your creativity. – Run successful shops and amass riches in-game. – Challenge yourself and others with exciting weekly tasks.Join us today and embark on an epic Minecraft adventure!

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	94/700	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Cursed Villages Purged:	4	Pirate Ships Captured:	1
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	6	Divine Spears Created:	27
Crystal Wands Charged:	11	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	10
Alien Abductions:	5	Backwards Speech Heard:	1
Cursed Statues Activated:	2	Cozy Campfires Lit:	18

Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone built a house out of enchanted gingerbread—it’s sturdy, sweet, and smells like Christmas all year round.

FunnyMcraft

Economy, Survival

Minecraft server where you can find a great community. Don’t hesitate and join us, we’d love to see you. You can join with versions from 1.8 to 1.20, but we recommend 1.20

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	91/100	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Cursed Swords Broken:	1	Runes Activated:	7
Phoenix Feathers Found:	6	Backwards Speech Heard:	3
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	1	Dragonkin Hatched:	5
Forbidden Tomes Read:	3	Twisted Realms Survived:	3
Gnome Villages Protected:	3	Demonic Pacts Formed:	1

Random Fact: Wild Fact: A cursed sword, when broken, can actually release the spirits trapped inside—talk about a plot twist!

SynthCraft

Economy, MCMMO, Survival

SynthCraft is a community-based Survival server! We invest a lot of time into our community, having fun together, whilst playing a blocky game together :DHave fun!

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	108/500	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Divine Scrolls Written:	9	Lost Souls Rescued:	4
Portal Loops Escaped:	0	Alien Abductions:	3
Phantom Rings Equipped:	19	Mythical Relics Collected:	11
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	7	Legendary Scepters Created:	8
Cursed Amulets Found:	5	Royal Courts Attended:	2

Random Fact: Did you know? The first Dragon Egg found was hatched during a meteor shower!

Alpha Prison

Economy, Prison, PvP, Survival

Alpha Prison is a CUSTOM CODED OP Prison with many features that has been up for 3 years ! Here you will find some of our feature: – Custom personal mine: everyone has his own mine which has different levels ( up to 130k levels ) and different types like rainbow, supreme, wonderland – Custom key system: we have implemented a custom system that let you gain Money and Token boosters as rewards instead of the classic static amount. That way you can gain infinite multiplier just by playing ! – Custom Island Spawner: the server uses Island as concept of gang where you can team up with your friends. All the custom spawners of the server got stacked in the /island spawners and it’s all virtual, that way it doesn’t depend on where you are, you can claim the rewards from anywhere. – Custom Skills and Milestones: those are rewards that you gain while playing, most of them based on amount of blocks broken, other based on playtime and such.Those are just some of our features. You should join the server to get a full view of all the features. Server support also bedrock players with the IP: bedrock.alphaprison.net with port 19132.I’m MasterZen#9263 on discord if you want to reach me out We’re looking for partners to work with !

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	95/500	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Mysterious Portals Opened:	13	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	9
Gryphons Tamed:	1	Phoenix Feathers Found:	6
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2	Astral Amulets Crafted:	43
Eternal Flames Captured:	7	Talking Trees Consulted:	3
Dragon Scales Harvested:	466	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0

Random Fact: Magical Moment: The last tea party held in the enchanted forest had talking teacups—they love to chat about the weather.

SqueejCraft

Creative, Hardcore, PvE, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

SqueejCraft is a hard difficulty, semi-vanilla SMP server built to respect Mojang’s vision by ensuring that the raw vanilla experience remains in-tact without sacrificing server functionality or gameplay quality. Set home points, claim land, teleport to friends, and create/trade from chest shops in a unique and simple server environment without any microtransactions or gimmicks.

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	101/700	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	100	Phantom Rings Equipped:	24
Phantom Horses Ridden:	3	Gods Slained:	1
Living Shadows Defeated:	4	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2
Hidden Passages Discovered:	3	Omnipotent Charms Created:	2
Magic Items Found:	4860	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	0

Random Fact: Trivia: The last enchanted forest planted was accidentally grown upside down, yet it thrived—go figure!

Lunarsky

Economy, Mini Games, Skyblock

Lunarsky is a cozy construction server with Skyblock and Citybuild, but without a mining world. You sell ores from a quarry stone generator and buy the blocks you need. It has a very friendly community and is played on the Aquatic Update ^^

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	103/600	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	2	Talking Trees Consulted:	2
World-Altering Spells Cast:	0	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	5
Reality Distortions Fixed:	1	Elemental Crystals Collected:	77
Crystal Wands Charged:	7	Meteorites Collected:	0
Phantom Ships Sailed:	1	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	1

Random Fact: Did you hear? Living statues can be befriended with a simple riddle—just hope they don’t ask you for one in return!

CarrotMC

Cross-Play, KitPvP, Mini Games, PvP

CarrotMC PvP , FFA , KitPvP , 1v1 With Indian Feel And No Lag It Is Available For Bedrock (PE) + Java Cracked

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	96/200	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Living Shadows Defeated:	5	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	2	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3
Divine Relics Bestowed:	11	Runes Activated:	1
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	21	Mystic Runes Engraved:	3
World-Altering Spells Cast:	2	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2

Random Fact: Insider Scoop: Whispering shadows are known to hum lullabies when no one’s listening.

MineClassic

KitPvP, Mini Games, Survival Games

Welcome to the MineClassic Network. In versions 1.20+, we offer minigames such as Survival Games, KitPvP (with progression, abilities, perks, etc.) and our unique gamemode Platshot!Join now at play.mineclassic.org

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	101/100	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Cursed Amulets Found:	4	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3
Unseen Monsters Slain:	5	Enchantments Applied:	293
Dragonkin Hatched:	3	Twisted Realms Survived:	3
Mysterious Portals Opened:	18	Astral Orbs Gathered:	11
Legendary Items Repaired:	3	Herobrine Sightings:	0

Random Fact: Fun Fact: A catgirl once traded her friendship bracelet for an ancient relic—best decision ever.

KronosMC

Economy, Survival

KronosMC is a minecraft server that was made by 3 College students who enjoy minecraft and would like to build a community by bringing as many players into 1 server as possible. KronosMC was created in December 2022 and is constantly being updated to give players a different playstyle to minecraft. As of right now there is only one single mode which is survival multiplayer which is an open world survival mode with claims,quests,friends and much more. We are still working on the server as of right now so do expect to see some regular updates in our discord server which will also be where all the server announcements will be. We will be creating more gamemodes in the future of KronosMC but as of now we will be focusing on the survival mode as our main focus. Hopefully we will be seeing you on the server soon, have a good day!

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	103/900	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	3	Twisted Realms Survived:	1
Invisible Pathways Walked:	6	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	4
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	33	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	3
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	3	Endless Mazes Conquered:	4
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	3	Soul Contracts Signed:	4

Random Fact: Sweet Lore: A player once tamed a unicorn by offering it a sugar cube—it now follows them everywhere, leaving a trail of sparkles.

ProsperityCraft

Survival

Welcome to Prosperity Craft – A Unique Survival ExperienceEmbark on an extraordinary journey in the world of Prosperity Craft, where survival meets innovation! Our server is carefully crafted to provide players with a distinct and engaging experience, blending the classic elements of Minecraft survival with a touch of custom features that set us apart.Community-driven Events: Join our thriving community in regular events and challenges. From building competitions to epic boss battles, there’s always something exciting happening on Prosperity Craft.Rank Progression System: Ascend the ranks on Prosperity Craft and unlock exclusive perks and privileges. Whether you’re a novice or a seasoned survivor, our carefully designed rank system rewards dedication and skill.Land Claim and Player Protection: Secure your territory with our land claim system, ensuring that your hard-earned creations are safe from harm. Collaborate with other players or venture out as a lone survivor—it’s your world to shape. Enhanced Survival Mechanics: Experience survival like never before with carefully tuned gameplay mechanics. Join us for a unique and immersive adventure where every decision shapes your journey.Active and Supportive Community: Prosperity Craft is more than just a server; it’s a community of passionate players. Our dedicated staff and friendly community members are always ready to assist and welcome newcomers.

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	108/400	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1	Divine Scrolls Written:	14
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	3	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	7
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	7	Haunted Forests Traversed:	3
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	8	Living Statues Befriended:	0

Random Fact: Did you hear? The last interdimensional bake sale ended up feeding an entire dragon hoard. They loved the cookies.

Gempers Place

Survival

Welcome to Gempers Place! We are a semi-vanilla community focused SMP. Learn more about us and what we offer below! Community is Key: At Gemper’s Place, we pride ourselves on fostering a strong and welcoming community. Whether you’re a seasoned Minecraft veteran or a newcomer to the blocky landscapes, our community is here to support and guide you. Join forces with fellow players, collaborate on ambitious projects, and partake in exciting events!Vote Crates Galore: Your voice matters, and we reward your dedication with our vote crate system. By casting your vote, you will receive rewards that enhance your Minecraft experience. From rare items to economy related goods, our vote crates ensure that your commitment to our community doesn’t go unnoticed.Bedrock Compatibility: No player is left behind at Gemper’s Place. We’ve seamlessly integrated Bedrock compatibility, bridging the gap between Java and Bedrock Editions. Whether you’re playing on PC, console, or mobile, everyone can join in the fun and contribute to the ever-expanding world we’re building together.Grief Protection: Building your dream creations without the fear of griefing is essential, and Gemper’s Place prioritizes the protection of your hard work. Our advanced grief protection measures ensure a secure environment for players to express their creativity without the worry of malicious interference. Your builds are safe with us!Join us at mc.gempersplaces.net and become a part of our Minecraft community. Discover a server where camaraderie, rewards, compatibility, and protection converge to create an unparalleled gaming experience. The adventure awaits, and we can’t wait to welcome you!

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	101/400	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	13	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	8
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	7	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2	Animals Bred:	14
Cursed Scrolls Read:	3	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	2
Soul Contracts Signed:	5	Spectral Entities Defeated:	4

Random Fact: Heartwarming Fact: A player once found a cozy campfire that tells bedtime stories—perfect for winding down after a day of quests.

Crown Lands

Economy, PvE, PvP, Survival

Embark on a thrilling adventure at CrownLands, your premier Minecraft destination! Immerse yourself in a dynamic community where your input matters. With frequent updates, captivating quests, and a commitment to player feedback, every moment is tailored for your enjoyment. Join us now and experience a Minecraft world like never before, filled with excitement and endless possibilities. Your journey awaits at CrownLands – where community and gameplay come together to create an unparalleled gaming experience!

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	106/900	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Void Armor Forged:	18	Astral Staffs Crafted:	6
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	15	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	27
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	7	Gnome Villages Protected:	5
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	4	Living Statues Befriended:	3
Evil Lairs Raided:	3	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	27

Random Fact: Whimsical Truth: A player found a patch of grass that giggles when you walk on it—it’s impossible to walk by without smiling.

SkyUtopia.net

Cross-Play, Economy, MCMMO, PvE, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

Welcome to SkyUtopia.net a minecraft server focused and home to the Skyblock genre with a friendly community. We offer a classic and simple Skyblock experience mode with a lot of extra content that intrigues gameplay. Join now, create your island, thrive, and climb the leaderboards!

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	94/900	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Enchanted Armories Found:	4	Ores Mined:	5441
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2	Legendary Heroes Trained:	6
Crops Grown:	8785	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	20
Elemental Crystals Collected:	32	Cursed Lands Purified:	10
Void Gems Collected:	21	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	9

Random Fact: Fun Fact: A catgirl once traded her friendship bracelet for an ancient relic—best decision ever.

OustCraft

Economy, Factions, Mini Games, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

Wanna play old style minecraft server with out all thos anoying million’s of commands you have to use to play simple game, OustCraft is here, play simple Minecraft with simple commands. Server have events and friendly stuff members, we are working for better CHILL

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	105/1000	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	10
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	4	Enchanted Armories Found:	7
Titanic Battles Fought:	13	Magic Crystals Found:	8
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2	Evil Lairs Raided:	5
Mysterious Portals Opened:	19	Love Letters Sent:	18

Random Fact: Sweet Lore: A player once tamed a unicorn by offering it a sugar cube—it now follows them everywhere, leaving a trail of sparkles.