Blocky Booty Bonanza – Best Minecraft Server for ‘how would sex with a girl like this feel?’ fantasies! šŸ’„šŸ”„ #minecraft #booty #fantasy

Blocky Booty Bonanza – Best Minecraft Server for ‘how would sex with a girl like this feel?’ fantasies! šŸ’„šŸ”„ #minecraft #booty #fantasy

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the question on everyone’s mind is: “How would sex with a girl like this feel?” We can’t promise you’ll find the answer to that burning question here, but we can promise you a wild and wacky adventure unlike any other!

Join our server and embark on a quest to find the elusive Ender Dragon, who is rumored to have the answer to all of life’s mysteries (including that one). Along the way, you’ll encounter talking cows, dancing pigs, and maybe even a creepily friendly Enderman who just wants to chat.

But beware, not everything is as it seems on our server. Rumor has it there’s a secret underground disco party where the zombies boogie down all night long, and you’ll need to bring your best dance moves if you want to make it out alive.

So why wait? Join our Minecraft server today and see if you can uncover the truth behind the age-old question: How would sex with a girl like this feel? Or, you know, just have a good time and make some friends along the way.

Updated October 26, 2024

Players: 104/700 Uptime: 99%
Rating: 4.8 / 5
Spontaneous Duels Fought: 13 Mines Excavated: 2791
Legendary Heroes Trained: 5 Haunted Chests Opened: 2

Random Fact: Whimsy Alert: Zombie dances are the number one pastime here!

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  • MBCraft Factions

    MBCraft Factions

    Part of MBCraft Network! Join our factions server and learn more about us! NO PAY TO WIN WITH GARBAGE RANK KITS…

    Updated October 26, 2024

    Players: 108/900 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: 2 Dragon Eggs Hatched: 1
    Celestial Crowns Worn: 1 Rune Stones Activated: 7

    Random Fact: Sweet Lore: A player once tamed a unicorn by offering it a sugar cubeā€”it now follows them everywhere, leaving a trail of sparkles.

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  • Aerth Minecraft Server

    Aerth Minecraft Server

    Family-friendly survival server. Main worlds PvE, new PVP world for those who want to fight. Friendly supportive staff, eternal sun every Sunday, economy, skills, NEW minigames being added! Come explore and build with us!

    Updated October 26, 2024

    Players: 102/700 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Mystery Villagers Spotted: 3 Mineshafts Explored: 3
    Arcane Towers Raised: 1 Ancient Guardians Awoken: 1

    Random Fact: Sweet Truth: Someone accidentally turned their cat into a living plushieā€”itā€™s now the softest thing on the server.

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  • TheReawakens

    TheReawakens

    TheReawakens is a creative build server, we make Timelapses and creation videos of builds on our server, we do also have a survival world

    Updated October 26, 2024

    Players: 98/100 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Endless Staircases Climbed: 2 Cosmic Entities Communed With: 2
    Powerful Allies Recruited: 3 Twisted Realms Survived: 3

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: A catgirl once traded her friendship bracelet for an ancient relicā€”best decision ever.

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  • Linearpvp

    Linearpvp

    a new take on MinePvP with exciting new gens. Join us today using the link above! Have Fun on Linearpvp everyone and stay safe!

    Updated October 26, 2024

    Players: 105/600 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Lunar Scepters Activated: 9 Dragon Hoards Looted: 2
    Secret Libraries Discovered: 2 Powerful Allies Recruited: 3

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: Drinking witchā€™s brew in the middle of a storm can sometimes summon a giant frogā€”totally unplanned!

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  • sConCraft

    sConCraft

    sConCraft is a high quality UK hosted SMP server. We strive to provide an enjoyable game play experience for all our players, whether you enjoy surviving in the wilds, becoming a master of economy, living in towns and cities, exploring, PvE combat or testing your PvP skills in an arena death match we have something to offer you.

    Essentials, Towny, MCMMO, Economy, Bukkit, Lockette

    Updated October 26, 2024

    Players: 109/1000 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Vanishing Structures Built: 1 Unicorn Sightings: 1
    Eerie Music Discs Played: 1 Gnome Villages Protected: 8

    Random Fact: Sweet Truth: Someone accidentally turned their cat into a living plushieā€”itā€™s now the softest thing on the server.

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  • Zurifia

    Zurifia

    This is Zurifia, a MC survival server that anyone can join.

    Updated October 26, 2024

    Players: 101/400 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Mystery Villagers Spotted: 1 Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered: 3
    Nether Portals Gone Wrong: 4 Immortal Anvils Forged: 8

    Random Fact: Legendary Tale: A phantom knight once handed over a magical scroll in exchange for a cup of teaā€”how polite!

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  • MythicCrafters

    MythicCrafters

    Welcome to the new and improved MythicCrafters! Have you ever wanted a nice, laid-back server, one with responsible staff, great people, and just a welcoming environment? Well, look no longer, because you have arrived at your destination! Mythic Crafters is just what youā€™ve been looking for. A factions server, so you can build with your friends, and even team up with your friends, to take down the biggest, and strongest factions there are in the world! Become an empire, and protect it from invading enemies! Slaughter them before they get to your loot and steal all of your jewels! If that isn’t your style, then we also have a more laid back approach. You can peacefully build, and learn techniques from other players, or you can still build an empire, but make it a peaceful or neutral one. Who likes a blown up empire anyways, am I right? You can opt out of the whole PvP thing, and just work on your building if you want. Our staff here at MythicCrafters are all responsible, and they treat everyone equally. In a sense, we are kind of a big dysfunctional family! Join our family today, and stop your search for that perfect server, since you have found it right here.

    Updated October 26, 2024

    Players: 105/500 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Legendary Scepters Created: 6 Blood-Forged Axes Created: 13
    Mineshafts Explored: 2 Warlock Amulets Crafted: 4

    Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player once brewed a potion that made their pet bunny flyā€”itā€™s now the most popular bunny in the skies.

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  • SurvivaltiCraft

    SurvivaltiCraft

    join plz theres loving staff free ranks and cool survival so if u would like to join copy the ip and paste it so i would have some players its ok if u dont want to join but if u want to join plzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz join and plssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssss join this good server

    Updated October 26, 2024

    Players: 108/600 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.0 / 5
    Pirate Ships Raided: 3 Duplicated Mobs Battled: 4
    God-Tier Weapons Forged: 41 Endless Staircases Climbed: 1

    Random Fact: Mythical Moment: A single drop of lava from the Phoenix Feather’s nest can forge an indestructible sword.

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  • ICECRAFT

    ICECRAFT

    a great survival pvp server with friendly staff and a great community and parcour sites

    Updated October 26, 2024

    Players: 92/200 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Elemental Crystals Collected: 52 Wishing Wells Wished Upon: 9
    Cosmic Hamsters Found: 3 Haunted Strongholds Conquered: 4

    Random Fact: Sweet Lore: A player once tamed a unicorn by offering it a sugar cubeā€”it now follows them everywhere, leaving a trail of sparkles.

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  • UltParkour

    UltParkour

    Come to MINEHUT then do /join UltParkour and see if you’re the best at parkour. come and challenge your friends and see if you can do tons of 4 blocks jumps in a row. can you do nether parkour? or end parkour? come and see.

    Updated October 26, 2024

    Players: 92/300 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Eldritch Abominations Befriended: 3 Glorious Feasts Held: 18
    Cursed Lands Purified: 4 Cosmic Hamsters Found: 1

    Random Fact: Did you know? When the first dimensional rift was closed, it rained candy for a week.

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  • SkyMinezOW

    SkyMinezOW

    A good skymine server, with pvp and much fun. We are adding things every day. Hope you will join! šŸ˜€

    Updated October 26, 2024

    Players: 99/100 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Mystery Villagers Spotted: 6 Reality Distortions Fixed: 2
    Spectral Entities Defeated: 7 Phantom Rings Equipped: 14

    Random Fact: Magical Trivia: One player managed to defeat an epic boss with nothing but enchanted breadsticksā€”no joke!

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  • iPwnAge

    iPwnAge

    Welcome to iPwnAge, the laid back survival server with a twist. We provide start kits then it’s up to you and your imagination to continue! We do not censor anything, and feel anything of the sorts is childish; so come on and have some fun!

    Some features of iPwnAge:

    -No lag!~ Server is hosted on a custom array of servers to ensure uptime is always 100% -Kits! Everything from basic tools to redstone and pistons, we provide it all! -iConomy with a dynamic prices for other, more luxurious items!

    We do have a few rules, however, and wish that you read them before playing.

    -We often times say things some might find derogatory. If it stuff like that offends you, we ask for you to skip over this server -No griefing or stealing. We have logs and you will get permabanned -No spamming, or any other method of disrupting other players from enjoying their time on the server -Enjoy yourself! You’re here to have fun.

    Updated October 26, 2024

    Players: 99/400 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Astral Amulets Crafted: 27 Cursed Scrolls Read: 2
    Corrupted Trees Chopped: 4 Cuddly Creatures Pet: 47

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: Cozy campfires are rumored to attract wandering gods who just want to share a story.

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  • BirbMC

    BirbMC

    Hey! We are a Towny, Faction, More Coming Soon, Server we are known as BirbMC and our goal is to give the best experience and support to our community. We are always improving to be better come and join us today!

    Updated October 26, 2024

    Players: 104/300 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Lost Cities Unearthed: 4 Omnipotent Charms Created: 2
    Moonlit Rituals Performed: 4 Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built: 7

    Random Fact: Sweet But True: A player found a cuddly creature that hugs them every morningā€”itā€™s the best way to start the day.

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  • Goldencreeper

    Goldencreeper

    Goldencreeper is a friendly, mature 18+ minecraft server. We’ve been around since pre-alpha and are still going strong.

    Perks: 24/7 powerful dedicated server means No lag! Active staff who can fix issues and admins who continually update and maintain the server. Logblock and whitelist keeps trolls and griefers at bay. Extra powers and abilities to donators.

    Check out our you tube video in the provided link for examples of our building styles!

    Hope to see you soon!

    Updated October 26, 2024

    Players: 97/300 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Pirate Ships Raided: 2 Eclipse Rings Activated: 2
    Ender Pearl Glitches: 5 Tesseract Cubes Discovered: 4

    Random Fact: Did you hear? The server’s haunted chests sometimes sing lullabies at night.

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  • MinecraftZocker

    MinecraftZocker

    Hey, play on minecraftzocker.net over 10 minigames! IP: play.minecraftzocker.net ts3: ts.minecraftzocker.net

    Updated October 26, 2024

    Players: 90/1000 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Dragons Tamed: 2 Friendship Bracelets Exchanged: 38
    Mystery Villagers Spotted: 4 Haunted Strongholds Conquered: 4

    Random Fact: Mystic Knowledge: The more celestial gardens you plant, the more likely you are to meet a wandering spirit.

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