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Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the question on everyone’s mind is: “How would sex with a girl like this feel?” We can’t promise you’ll find the answer to that burning question here, but we can promise you a wild and wacky adventure unlike any other!

Join our server and embark on a quest to find the elusive Ender Dragon, who is rumored to have the answer to all of life’s mysteries (including that one). Along the way, you’ll encounter talking cows, dancing pigs, and maybe even a creepily friendly Enderman who just wants to chat.

But beware, not everything is as it seems on our server. Rumor has it there’s a secret underground disco party where the zombies boogie down all night long, and you’ll need to bring your best dance moves if you want to make it out alive.

So why wait? Join our Minecraft server today and see if you can uncover the truth behind the age-old question: How would sex with a girl like this feel? Or, you know, just have a good time and make some friends along the way.

Updated October 27, 2024

Players:	95/100	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Cursed Statues Activated:	3	Dragon Hoards Looted:	2
Backwards Speech Heard:	1	Divine Relics Bestowed:	8

Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player built a house entirely out of enchanted marshmallows—soft, sweet, and always smells like vanilla.

MCsPVP

PvP

McsPvP is an Amazing Minecraft network that tries to provides the best services for the players. We hope you join and enjoy your stay on our servers.

Updated October 27, 2024

Players:	91/1000	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Rainbows Spotted:	5	Forbidden Doors Opened:	1
Dark Rituals Completed:	7	Haunted Mines Explored:	1

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Drinking witch’s brew in the middle of a storm can sometimes summon a giant frog—totally unplanned!

True Minecraft

We are a new survival server, 24/7 and looking for staff. At the moment we are a small comunity but outr maximum player slot is 30 so we are looking for a far larger community. We are a Survival server. But we are working on a creatiev world for players of a certain rank to use.

See you soon! Allytheman & Bobafet101 Server Admin/ Owner & Server Owner

Updated October 27, 2024

Players:	90/500	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Void Armor Forged:	27	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	10
Epic Quests Completed:	27	Royal Decrees Issued:	5

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Drinking witch’s brew in the middle of a storm can sometimes summon a giant frog—totally unplanned!

UnearthedCraft

Economy, Mini Games, Survival

UnearthedCraft is a friendly, non-pvp, near-vanilla Light Survival server. We utilize a white-list to be sure all of our players are decent human beings. You can apply on our Forums in the Whitelist Applications section. http://www.unearthedcraft.com/forums/

We also have a custom 24/7 “hunt” world that uses assault weapons in for a Pure FFA ongoing deathmatch with unlimited respawns in a destroy-as-you-wish environment that regenerates daily. See /hunt for details.

We use a custom resource pack to skin all of our weapons and ammo for /hunt, so be sure to enable Server Textures in your server selection screen. It does *not* replace blocks like grass, dirt, stone, etc, so feel free to use your own desired texture packs along with it.

Updated October 27, 2024

Players:	105/900	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Holy Grails Found:	3	Powerful Allies Recruited:	2
Phantom Knights Defeated:	9	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	7

Random Fact: Did you hear? A player once rode a unicorn straight into a dimension hop, and they haven’t stopped laughing since.

The Cool Table – Semi-Vanilla PVE

PvE, PvP

The Cool Table is a semi-vanilla Minecraft server with one goal in mine: Have fun and build cool stuff!

You can build anywhere and do as you please as you fight against the environment and other players. Building is free and open to all anywhere in the world. Build with your friends, team up with others, or just come in to do your own thing and chat with others.

We encourage an open and relaxed environment that lets players play the game how they want to. Hop in and say hi!

Please read the rules before you play on our website CoolTable.org.

Updated October 27, 2024

Players:	103/800	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	13
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	4	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1

Random Fact: Magical Mystery: A player tamed a dragon only to find it loves tea parties—talk about an unexpected guest!

xX0M3GAXxs MC Server

Economy, PvE, Survival

We are a small growing server that we hope to grow more by finding new players and more builders to build everything and anything 😀

When you join you will be a guest and to become a builder and be able to eat or break/place blocks you must register and fill out a builder app at “http://xx0m3gaxx.com/f/”

We are currently looking to grow and have more players and looking to expand our server.

Updated October 27, 2024

Players:	98/700	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	6	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	2
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1	Astral Staffs Crafted:	11

Random Fact: Insider Secret: Players who solve unsolvable puzzles are said to unlock the ability to talk to fish.

ShadowBlade

Economy, Factions, Hardcore, Survival

IP: server.mcshadowblade.com We are a Hub Now! We have Factions and Hardcore as well as our original survival! We have a lot to offer: -Mob Disguise & Pets for any rank! -Awesome Events -Prizes -Thriving Economy With Shops! -Survival at it’s best -Keep Your Inventory/XP -McMMO -Spleef Games -Excellent Staff -Friendly Community -24/7 Play Join us Now!

Updated October 27, 2024

Players:	90/700	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	7	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	3
Reality Distortions Fixed:	2	Farms Harvested:	427

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a wishing well that actually grants wishes—it’s now surrounded by flowers and good vibes.

MagiCraft Network

Creative, Factions, Mini Games, Survival

We have a nice staff and community. The server is a “network” of creative servers, survival servers, PvP, mini games and more. Our server runs 24/7 and has unlimited slots. The server is still in progress but will be public very soon.

Updated October 27, 2024

Players:	105/600	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	4	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	0
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2	Demon Skulls Collected:	46

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a rainbow that they could pick up and carry—now it’s the ultimate fashion accessory.

TekkroMC

TekkroMC is a sister server of the popular Tekkit server named Tekkro.

This Vanilla edition of Tekkro is all about the economy. We have an AMAZING custom stock market plugin, Towny, Battle Arena, HeroChat, RandomPort, Trade (trade players safely from anywhere on the map!), MCJobs, and many other popular and fun plugins.

We pride ourselves in having one of the best economies of the Minecraft community. If you love the idea of trading stocks, financing loans, or being a ruler of nations, TekkroMC is the place for you.

Come play and see what all the fuss is about!

IP: play.tekkromc.com

Updated October 27, 2024

Players:	93/900	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	9	Vanishing Structures Built:	5
Forbidden Tomes Read:	6	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3

Random Fact: Did you hear? A player once rode a unicorn straight into a dimension hop, and they haven’t stopped laughing since.

Sammichland

A new community based server with hand built villages, PVP arena, trains wands and much more, Looking to start out with some more people who just want to have some fun, and who want to build some great things!

Updated October 27, 2024

Players:	109/700	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Glorious Feasts Held:	19	Celestial Gardens Planted:	2
Vanishing Items Found:	2	Star Shards Collected:	270

Random Fact: True Story: Someone actually managed to craft a god-killer bow using only cursed artifacts—talk about a paradox!

Outbreak Gaming

Hey! We are the guys from Outbreak-Gaming.net!

Outbreak-Gaming is a non-profit gaming community which promises that our gaming servers will always be free and open to everyone and most importantly fun!! Our administration team puts in a lot of hard work into our servers and devote a lot of their free time into making sure that everyone is happy and that everyone is getting the most out of playing on our servers.

Updated October 27, 2024

Players:	90/900	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	4	Living Shadows Defeated:	1
Farms Harvested:	341	Soul Contracts Signed:	2

Random Fact: Wild But True: Someone actually summoned an Eldritch Beast using nothing but friendship bracelets!

Minekraft.eu

PvE, Survival, Vanilla

Minekraft.eu is a survival bukkit / vanilla server where we build epic builds, trade goods and survive from monsters. It’s an English / Estonian public server without whitelist, running on Craftbukkit with top-notch plugins.

Updated October 27, 2024

Players:	92/1000	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Wailing Winds Heard:	2	Pirate Ships Raided:	3
Celestial Gardens Planted:	7	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	18

Random Fact: Wholesome Lore: A hidden village was discovered where everyone bakes cookies—they give them out for free to travelers.

The Grill

We run a Survival server with Towny to provide controlled PVP in wilderness but ‘safety’ in the towns. Attached though we have additional worlds giving full on pvp, mob hunting, creative and nether. We are constantly adding new features.

Updated October 27, 2024

Players:	106/800	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Mythical Swords Crafted:	67	Magic Wands Crafted:	12
Void Gems Collected:	29	Magical Familiars Summoned:	5

Random Fact: Magical Trivia: One player managed to defeat an epic boss with nothing but enchanted breadsticks—no joke!

RenegadeCraft

Creative, Factions, PvP, Raiding

We are the ultimate factions/pvp/raid server. Invite and play with your friends and become one of the top factions on our server today!

Server Info: 100 Slots, 32 GB ram, 8 cores, 24/7, SSD, NO LAG

– Factions – PvP – Raiding – Chest Shops – MCMMO

Connected Servers: SkyBlock and Creative

FREE STUFF: Earn points by voting, posting or spending money on forums. Points can be used to get free stuff like in-game money, ranks, items (god armor, god sword, spawn eggs, etc..)

Updated October 27, 2024

Players:	106/300	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	12	Cursed Lands Purified:	9
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	5	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3

Random Fact: Crazy But True: Someone once caught a cosmic hamster, and now it’s the server’s unofficial mascot!

ParadACE

This is a new and upcoming eco server with unlimited slots and plenty of space to build your new empire, it has a great friendly community with helpful people and staff. At present we are building PvP arena’s and fun and games. We also have a prison for the naughty one’s, but are not a prison based server. We have many plugins and are always on the look out for new one’s to bring you a great game.

Updated October 27, 2024

Players:	95/200	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Herobrine Sightings:	3	Epic Mounts Acquired:	7
Hidden Passages Discovered:	6	Towns Built:	3

Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player found a magic mirror that gives daily compliments—it’s the most popular mirror on the server.

MineRealm

I DO NOT OWN THIS SERVER. Owner: Intelli. This is a premium server. It’s vanilla survival with a few twists.

P.S. Please say “cobaya18 sent me” when you join the server.

Updated October 27, 2024

Players:	110/600	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Undead Armies Raised:	4	Gnome Villages Protected:	7
Epic Weapons Forged:	10	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0

Random Fact: Magical Fact: A player once brewed a potion that turned their pet into a talking companion—it always knows just what to say.