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Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the question on everyone’s mind is: “How would sex with a girl like this feel?” We can’t promise you’ll find the answer to that burning question here, but we can promise you a wild and wacky adventure unlike any other!

Join our server and embark on a quest to find the elusive Ender Dragon, who is rumored to have the answer to all of life’s mysteries (including that one). Along the way, you’ll encounter talking cows, dancing pigs, and maybe even a creepily friendly Enderman who just wants to chat.

But beware, not everything is as it seems on our server. Rumor has it there’s a secret underground disco party where the zombies boogie down all night long, and you’ll need to bring your best dance moves if you want to make it out alive.

So why wait? Join our Minecraft server today and see if you can uncover the truth behind the age-old question: How would sex with a girl like this feel? Or, you know, just have a good time and make some friends along the way.

Updated October 28, 2024

Players:	102/800	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Farms Harvested:	218	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	6
Legendary Scepters Created:	7	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	14

Random Fact: Mythical Moment: A single drop of lava from the Phoenix Feather’s nest can forge an indestructible sword.

VindexCraft

Economy, PvP, Roleplay

Visit our website to learn more!

VindexCraft has been up for a long time now so whatever you build is here to stay, VindexCraft was founded in 2012 and has since changed a lot. VindexCraft is a City RolePlay server, you start out in Vindex City and you can get/earn several jobs, buy homes and apartments, buy cars, planes, helicopters, boats and more! With all of our many many CUSTOM plugins and years of experience in the server world, we strive to make this blocky world more and more like real life every day.

Updated October 28, 2024

Players:	105/300	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	7	Twisted Realms Survived:	1
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	6

Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Gnome villages are protected by invisible walls that only activate when someone says “magic beans.”

UltimateCraft

Amazing Faction Pvp server where you have to get your faction ready for war as pvp is very common in the server Vote for awesome prizes everyday 😀 Hope to see you on there – matthew

Updated October 28, 2024

Players:	99/800	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	6	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1
Herobrine Sightings:	1	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	0

Random Fact: Whimsical Lore: A player once befriended a cloud that now follows them around, raining only when they need a cool down.

MineCrafterCity

MineCrafterCity is definitly a server you want to check out! We have: – Faction raiding – A thoughtfull economy system – Free ranks – Creative! – PVP arena’s What are you waiting for, join today! 🙂

Updated October 28, 2024

Players:	102/400	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0	Mythical Quests Completed:	46
Ancient Ruins Explored:	4	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	5

Random Fact: Legend has it that the last time someone opened a haunted chest, they found a singing teapot inside!

Cakecraft

Cakecraft is a Faction, Raiding, Survival, and PVP server! So bring your friends, make a faction, and fight your way to the top!

Updated October 28, 2024

Players:	104/600	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Divine Spears Created:	16	Dark Rituals Completed:	6
Orbs of Power Found:	4	Legendary Items Repaired:	2

Random Fact: Sweet Lore: A player once tamed a unicorn by offering it a sugar cube—it now follows them everywhere, leaving a trail of sparkles.

Minecraft Junkie

Awesome SMP’s server, statfs are on all day for help, we currently don’t have a lot of people so we expectin you to help!

Ps : im not the owner

Updated October 28, 2024

Players:	97/200	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	7	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	3
Holy Grails Found:	4	Dragon Eggs Found:	5664

Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone enchanted their shoes to sing lullabies—perfect for bedtime strolls.

FusionCraft

Factions, Mini Games, PvE, PvP, Survival

This is a great server to play on with friends, there are many minigames to play with along with nice staff. See you on!

Updated October 28, 2024

Players:	100/400	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	1	Forbidden Tomes Read:	3
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	178	Twisted Realms Survived:	1

Random Fact: Did you hear? The most powerful magic item found this week was a spoon that can bend reality.

Ulfcraft

Since we changed the server host, the new IP address for the server is: mc.ulfbage.com:25965

Ulfcraft is a survival server with a protected spawn city where all new and old players get a free plot if they want. Our goal is to try to create a big and nice spawn city that welcomes all new players when they step out of our spawn for the first time.

All players can apply to make their own protected city projects, their plots do not have to be free, but they can charge money for them or items. It’s up to them! If the server is big enough, there will be many cities filled with life scattered around the map! 🙂

To earn the money, you can either sell goods to other players, shops or to the admin shop.

We also have a creative world where you have endless blocks and can build whatever you want! We use minecraft’s own built-in creative mode in our creative world.

Nether is also on the server where you can find blazerods, ghasttears etc.

Updated October 28, 2024

Players:	94/1000	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Mythical Swords Crafted:	45	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	4
Teleportation Mishaps:	4	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	50

Random Fact: Wholesome Lore: A hidden village was discovered where everyone bakes cookies—they give them out for free to travelers.

MasterMinerZ

Welcome to MasterMinerZ!

We are a Danish FactionPVP server that runs brilliantly, without lag etc. 🙂 We are working on getting a SkyBlock up and running on the same server, so there are 2 worlds 🙂

We are two owners: Spideremil10 and Tntwilliamtnt, who think it would be nice if you came in and checked out the server and possibly. Would give an idea. 🙂

If you have an idea for a cool new plugin, you are welcome to make a suggestion on the server for possible Spideremil10 or Tntwilliamtnt.

As I said, we put a lot of pressure on the PVP part “FactionPVP” That means it is allowed to rob other Factions and make wars etc..

Self. Is there also mcMMO on which makes it fun to Mine, Chop wood and kill animals. In this way, it is possible to increase in levels in the “skill” you are now practicing!

Come in and become the strongest city on the server! 🙂

Updated October 28, 2024

Players:	105/300	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Infinite Doors Opened:	1	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	8
Alien Abductions:	4	Orbs of Power Found:	4

Random Fact: Magical Insight: Moonlit rituals are believed to be more powerful if performed while wearing socks on your hands.

C_H_R_I_S_’s Legit SMP

A fantastic server for those who are tired of servers overloaded with plugins. We have GroupManager, LogBlock, World Guard, and Essentials, so everything is well organized, but still mainly vanilla. The staff are very friendly and will help you with your every need. Hope to see you there! Thanks!

Ps. Please try to be mature. It may sound a bit harsh, but we will ban if you are childish. The server isn’t full of immature kids and we don’t plan for it to be. 🙂

All credit goes to DarkJoney for the awesome server video! 😀

Updated October 28, 2024

Players:	96/100	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Dragon Scales Harvested:	237	New Chunks Explored:	604155
Paranormal Events Investigated:	1	Legendary Items Repaired:	6

Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player built a house entirely out of enchanted marshmallows—soft, sweet, and always smells like vanilla.

The Sandlot

The Sandlot has been serving the needs of parents and family members looking for a safe place for their children, friends, and relatives to play Minecraft since December 2011.

Run by a parent and former school teacher, The Sandlot aims to provide a safe environment for younger players, free from swearing, abusive language, and mature content that is often found on many Minecraft servers (and the internet in general).

We operate with a fairly strict chat filter, and have zero tolerance for any attempts to bypass it. Our server is white-listed, meaning that players must request access and be approved by our staff. We check every application against 4 Minecraft ban databases, and we do not accept any players with a history of abusive behavior of any kind.

Our server offers several game modes, including a Normal-difficulty Survival world that is 100% Legit (no spawned items, everything collected by players), an Easy-difficulty world with a Jobs system and Shopping Mall (great for our youngest players), a Creative world, and PvP in the form of arenas and “Hunger Games” style play.

Updated October 28, 2024

Players:	108/1000	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Sentient Weapons Trained:	2	Dark Rituals Completed:	3
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	10

Random Fact: Lovely Lore: A friendship bracelet once turned into a glowing beacon—now it lights the way for adventurers at night.

Banana Smores

Economy, PvE, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

Banana S’mores – The Friendliest & Happiest Adult Minecraft on Earth!

At Banana S’mores, we do our best to maintain an enjoyable, respectful, mature, adult-focused, friendly, interactive, supportive, helpful and collaborative atmosphere for our members. Our goal is to have FUN with our members, and not at the expense of our members. Our members tell us over and over that the Banana S’mores environment is the friendliest Minecraft server they have been on, and they are now for the first time, able to fully embrace and enjoy the depth of the Minecraft “Survival Mode” that supports the creative builds of our members (not to be confused with the Minecraft ‘Creative Mode’) as well as the collaborative experience that was missing on other servers. Both a great learning environment for beginners and a dream-come-true for advanced users, we have server settings set to “hard difficulty” to enhance the user build and interaction experience. Read more at http://BananaSmores.com/about-banana-smores !

Updated October 28, 2024

Players:	98/100	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Curse of Binding Applied:	3	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	9	Volcanoes Explored:	1

Random Fact: Wild Fact: A cursed sword, when broken, can actually release the spirits trapped inside—talk about a plot twist!

1.6.1 survive the horde

Updated October 28, 2024

Players:	106/600	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Mimic Chests Discovered:	3	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	5
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	2

Random Fact: Lovely Lore: A friendship bracelet once turned into a glowing beacon—now it lights the way for adventurers at night.

PVPCrafters

Economy, Factions, PvE, PvP, Raiding

PVPCrafters is an epic Faction server, start off you adventure by building up your base and armor and start PVPing and pwning people! Good Luck PVP’ers!

Updated October 28, 2024

Players:	90/300	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Shadow Figures Spotted:	9	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	6
Eerie Music Discs Played:	6	Living Statues Befriended:	3

Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A player found a magical flute that summons birds to sing along—it’s the perfect soundtrack for any adventure.

Realm of Eden

Our server is a grief free, pvp optional, a small community looking for staff, to apply look on our website.

Updated October 28, 2024

Players:	104/800	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Secret Guilds Joined:	3	Cursed Lands Purified:	10
Mythical Quests Completed:	41	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	4

Random Fact: Wild Fact: Every time a mimic chest is discovered, it doubles the amount of loot in the next treasure found.

Aspirecraft

**Professionally hosted, and created.** *** Horse and saddle on entry!*** A PvP faction based minecraft server with its own currency, mob arena and trading hubs! up 99.9% of the time and with a loyal and family friendly fan base you cant go wrong picking Aspirecraft. Wowaspire.com/shop 1.6 ENABLED! Create your own or join others in this massive MMORPPVPG

Updated October 28, 2024

Players:	105/1000	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Omnipotent Charms Created:	4	Cursed Scrolls Read:	1
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	1	Magical Familiars Summoned:	3

Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Gnome villages are protected by invisible walls that only activate when someone says “magic beans.”