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Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the question on everyone’s mind is: “How would sex with a girl like this feel?” We can’t promise you’ll find the answer to that burning question here, but we can promise you a wild and wacky adventure unlike any other!

Join our server and embark on a quest to find the elusive Ender Dragon, who is rumored to have the answer to all of life’s mysteries (including that one). Along the way, you’ll encounter talking cows, dancing pigs, and maybe even a creepily friendly Enderman who just wants to chat.

But beware, not everything is as it seems on our server. Rumor has it there’s a secret underground disco party where the zombies boogie down all night long, and you’ll need to bring your best dance moves if you want to make it out alive.

So why wait? Join our Minecraft server today and see if you can uncover the truth behind the age-old question: How would sex with a girl like this feel? Or, you know, just have a good time and make some friends along the way.

Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	107/900	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Phantom Ships Sailed:	2	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3
Ender Pearl Glitches:	5	Divine Relics Bestowed:	15
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	29	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	9
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	6	Astral Amulets Crafted:	16
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	5	Vanishing Structures Built:	1

Random Fact: Insider Scoop: Whispering shadows are known to hum lullabies when no one’s listening.

Simply Vanilla

Hardcore, PvE, Raiding, Survival, Vanilla

Welcome to Simply Vanilla!Simply Vanilla is focused on semi-vanilla, survival gameplay, though we also incorporate a few lightweight plugins. Playing with friends is easy with basic teleport commands, and one sethome makes the vanilla experience more favorable. We pride ourselves on our tight-knit, kind community and are super welcoming! We have a mature player base with older players, though anyone is encouraged to join. We try our best to do monthly events with chances to win exclusive prizes. Stop by today to check us out and meet your new server family! Check out our website for more information: simplyvanilla.coRules: Check out our rules at simplyvanilla.co/rules

Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	103/300	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	30	Cursed Scrolls Read:	1
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	10	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	8
Powerful Allies Recruited:	4	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	5
Teleportation Mishaps:	3	Wyrmholes Dug:	7
Omnipotent Charms Created:	4	Gryphons Tamed:	4

Random Fact: Magical Fact: A player once brewed a potion that turned their pet into a talking companion—it always knows just what to say.

Project AZOTH

Economy, MCMMO, Mini Games, Pixelmon, PvE, Roleplay

The AZOTH Network is a growing community project that features a faithful but wholly unique Pixelmon MMO based on the Pokmon series games as well as a handful of other Minecraft servers that aim to combine the best of both series. It has been in the works since 2011. While the project has gone through many different phases and servers since its humble beginnings, it finally began to take shape in 2020 after making its way back to the original community that started it all and rebranding into what it is today.We strive to provide a definitive experience that pulls in ideas from all the best places, without resorting to Pay-2-Win practices that so many other communities have fallen prey to. ABSOLUTELY NO LOOTBOXES, CRATES, GAMBLING, MONEY-GRUBBING OR MICROTRANSACTIONS WHATSOEVER! Our experienced staff aims to keep the environment as fair and balanced for each and every player as possible; the era of P2W Pixelmon servers and PokeMMO knock-offs ends with us.-Fully-Featured Pixelmon Adventure Map -Adventure through Kanto, Johto, Hoenn, Sinnoh, Unova, Kalos, Alola, Galar, and beyond! -Origins-Style Gym scaling that alters a Gym Leader’s Team based on your party strength and number of Badges. -Interconnected world woven together with areas from the unreleased Spaceworld Beta. -Shadow Pokmon storyline in the Orre region from Colosseum. -CustomNPCs with tailored scripts for item storage, usable TM Cases, Game Corner games, and more!

Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	97/800	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Cursed Swords Broken:	2	Enchanted Armories Found:	5
Mines Excavated:	3042	Ores Mined:	6689
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	6	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3	Endless Mazes Solved:	2

Random Fact: Did you hear? The last interdimensional bake sale ended up feeding an entire dragon hoard. They loved the cookies.

Megga-CRAFT

Creative, Cross-Play, Economy, Mini Games, Survival, Survival Games, Vanilla

Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	103/800	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Phantom Blocks Placed:	2	Mythical Relics Collected:	14
Crystal Wands Charged:	19	Phantom Knights Defeated:	7
Cursed Taverns Survived:	3	Endless Night Skies:	1
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	7	Epic Mounts Acquired:	3
World-Altering Spells Cast:	2	Invisible Walls Found:	1

Random Fact: Legend has it that the last time someone opened a haunted chest, they found a singing teapot inside!

Elite Rabbit

Cross-Play, Economy, Hardcore, MCMMO, PvE, PvP, Survival

Server Elite Rabbit is a Vietnamese SMP server with slightly PVE-oriented gameplay, with countless attractive features such as “Elite Mobs, Jobs, Player Shop, Player Warps,…”.The best thing about Elite Rabbit is ECONOMY. Yes, you read that right, the server is mainly developed by the community and everything revolves around MONEY. Having money is having everything.So what are you waiting for? Join the Server, and vote for us now to receive the most attractive rewards possible

Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	107/700	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	8	Whispering Shadows Heard:	3
New Chunks Explored:	625861	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	7	Hidden Villages Discovered:	3
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	5	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	11
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3	Astral Amulets Crafted:	43

Random Fact: Did you know? When the last shadow realm was conquered, the conquering player gained the ability to speak in rhymes.

HeadHunter PvP

Cross-Play, Economy, KitPvP, PvP, Survival

The Finest PvP Experience on the List. Kits, Bounties, Combat Logging, Warps, Glass Wars, RTP, Clans, HeadDrops, and more! Our server is Cross-Platform which means you can play with Bedrock Players! Players from Switch, XBox, and PlayStation all spend time on our server, and you can too!

Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	90/700	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Magical Moments Shared:	17	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2
Unseen Monsters Slain:	6	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	7
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	9	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	3
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3	Phantom Rings Equipped:	10
Ancient Ruins Explored:	1	Cozy Campfires Lit:	21

Random Fact: Magical Insight: Moonlit rituals are believed to be more powerful if performed while wearing socks on your hands.

HitCraft

Survival

Hello welcome! HitCraft is a server based on Survival Custom version 1.19. Vote for our server to receive rewards that you can discover in the game.

Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	110/700	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Enchanted Forests Planted:	11	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	9
Blood Moons Survived:	1	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	2
Meteorite Armor Created:	28	Unicorn Sightings:	0
Infinity Stones Found:	3	Phoenix Feathers Found:	9
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	7	World-Altering Spells Cast:	0

Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player found a baby dragon who thinks it’s a puppy—it even fetches sticks (and sometimes small trees).

BadWolfMC

Creative, Cross-Play, Economy, Mini Games, PvE, Skyblock, Survival

Experience BadWolfMC: An Adult Minecraft Server – a long-running, drama-free, and inclusive community for adults. With spacious build areas and carefully curated plugins, our server maintains the vanilla feel while adding a touch of fun and ensuring the safety of your creations. Connect and chat seamlessly via our integrated Discord server, enjoy Java-Bedrock Crossplay from any device, and find answers to all your questions on our helpful wiki.Join one of the best online communities you’ll ever be a part of, where members from around the world come together to forge friendships and share their Minecraft passion. Guests are welcome to log in and explore, and once your application is approved, you’ll gain build permissions to bring your imagination to life. Discover the captivating world of BadWolfMC and let your creativity roam free!

Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	107/900	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	2	Goblin Markets Raided:	7
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	8	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	0
Astral Projections Made:	1	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	3
Dimension Hops:	5	Mimic Chests Discovered:	4

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Teleportation mishaps are the leading cause of unexpected interdimensional friendships.

Infinity Nexus

Economy, Survival

“Infinity Nexus” started as a personal project for a small group of friends who are passionate about technology and Minecraft. It quickly turned into something that many other players wanted to experience. Incorporating popular mods like Mekanism and others, this modpack elevates Minecraft’s simple block world into a field of advanced technological innovations.

Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	101/800	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	3	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2
Divine Scrolls Written:	17	Evil Twin Fights:	4
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	1	Invisible Walls Found:	1
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	10	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	4
Hidden Villages Discovered:	1	Living Statues Befriended:	1

Random Fact: Did you know? When the first dimensional rift was closed, it rained candy for a week.

FenixCraft

Prison, PvE, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

We are a Minecraft Network, which aims to represent players addicted to this game, a new way of approaching the game, through different improvements to the game giving it a professional look, as well as perfect gameplay.Our mission is for you to have unlimited fun, we are waiting for you!

Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	110/400	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Enchantments Applied:	146	Celestial Crowns Worn:	3
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	3	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	9
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	5	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	37
Immortal Potions Brewed:	3	Ghost Trains Ridden:	2
Dimension Hops:	3	Rune Stones Activated:	8

Random Fact: Did you hear? The most powerful magic item found this week was a spoon that can bend reality.

Hoobs Live

MCMMO, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

Are you tired of the same old Minecraft Servers? Is it putting you to sleep? Well, you’re in luck! Welcome to the worlds most interactive Minecraft server ever created. Hoobs brings you the best integration between your already favorite game and Youtube! You can play on our server by using the ip: hoobs.live or just hang out in the chat. There are tons of things to do in the chat, but the most important is to collect Hoob Loot! Get on our YouTube Channel and type !shop to get started.

Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	92/500	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	9	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	4	Magical Moments Shared:	29
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	3
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	5	Living Statues Befriended:	3
Ancient Ruins Explored:	3	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	1

Random Fact: Whimsy Alert: Zombie dances are the number one pastime here!

MineClick

Mini Games

MineClick is a unique Minecraft server that features an incremental/idle clicker gamemode. Start your adventure today by joining the server at play.mineclick.net– You are given your own island where you can mine special blocks. – For starters, every mined block gets you 1 gold. In order to speed up your progress you can upgrade your Pickaxe and hire workers that do the job for you. By upgrading your workers you increase their income rate. – There are also upgrades that you can do to your island which give a variety of perks such as worker efficiency increase or an additional Pickaxe. – When you’ve made enough gold you can unlock a new island which gives you an increase to global gold multiplier and new island upgrades. – You workers work even when you’re offline.

Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	100/600	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	254	Alternate Realities Explored:	4
Spectral Entities Defeated:	2	Gods Slained:	0
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3	Epic Battles Fought:	11
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2	Infinite Doors Opened:	1
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	25	Divine Relics Bestowed:	9

Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player found a magic mirror that gives daily compliments—it’s the most popular mirror on the server.

Nest Pig

Cross-Play, MCMMO, Survival

Survival Atena: Have fun in the biggest geopolitical survival in all of Brazil! It is the perfect choice for those looking for an exciting Minecraft adventure. Compatible with Java and Bedrock, pirated and original versions, starting from version 1.16! Survival Atena offers everything a player could want, such as a unique system for creating cities and nations, mcmmo, custom texture, clans, wars, events, and many others! Don’t waste any more time and come play on Rede Pig

Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	96/200	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	8
Enchanted Forests Planted:	5	Haunted Forests Traversed:	7
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3	Vanishing Items Found:	2
Werewolf Howls Heard:	2	Paranormal Events Investigated:	4
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2	Portal Loops Escaped:	0

Random Fact: Did you hear? The most powerful magic item found this week was a spoon that can bend reality.

ClikaCraft

PvE, PvP, Roleplay, Survival

Welcome to our Minecraft multiplayer server, where fun and adventure are found around every corner! Immerse yourself in a unique survival that goes beyond convention. Experience a custom world full of surprises, from adorable pets to exciting classes with unique abilities. Discover chests full of treasure, navigate intuitive menus and unleash impressive power-ups. Protect your achievements and enjoy the gaming experience in a friendly and exciting environment! Join us on this epic journey, where creativity and camaraderie merge in the pixelated universe of Minecraft 1.17-1.20. Adventure awaits you!

Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	98/900	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	2	Portal Loops Escaped:	0
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	5	Dimension Hops:	14
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	4	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	12
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	3	Rune Stones Activated:	9
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	4	Crystal Caves Mapped:	8

Random Fact: Legendary Tale: A phantom knight once handed over a magical scroll in exchange for a cup of tea—how polite!

HomesteadCraft

PvE, PvP, Roleplay, Survival

HomesteadCraft is an RPG-inspired adult MC server with a vanilla-feel; think vanilla ice cream with sprinkles. Aurelium Skills- Introduces Skills and Stats into Minecraft! Acuteloot- Adds literally BILLIONS of unique named items. Outside of the RPG-inspired plugins, we also use a claims plugin. Since this is a grief-free server (see rules below), you can imagine this one helps prevent a LOT of things. We currently have a world border of 9k in each direction from spawn. With an admin team that strives to assure constant 20TPS, and a friendly and helpful mod team, we try to build a close-knit community of friends from all over the world who just want to hangout with other adults and play some Minecraft. 21+ because we’re not interested in dealing with kid-related drama. WHERE TO FIND US Join us at Homesteadcraft.mcserver.us RULES 1: Don’t be a D!/k. 2: 21+ only. 3: Even as an adult-only server, please limit profanity in chat. 4: Absolutely NO hateful or derogatory language will be tolerated.

Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	99/400	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Time-Warping Watches Found:	2	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	5
Magical Frogs Kissed:	4	Pirate Ships Captured:	0
Living Statues Befriended:	1	Infinity Stones Found:	3
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2	Endless Staircases Climbed:	3
Spectral Entities Defeated:	6	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1

Random Fact: Wild But True: Someone actually summoned an Eldritch Beast using nothing but friendship bracelets!

Sloome Magic

Cross-Play, Economy, MCMMO, Mini Games, PvP, Roleplay, Survival

This is the best friendly server of Minecraft you can join us today and we have a lot of plugins and many players play with us in the server Enjoy 🙂

Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	96/800	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Dimension Hops:	3	Dragon Scales Harvested:	454
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	2
Magic Wands Crafted:	9	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1
Shadow Realms Conquered:	0	Blood Moons Survived:	0
Players Killed by Monsters:	6267	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	1

Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player once discovered a magical pond that reflects your happiest memory—it’s become the go-to spot for daydreaming.