Blocky Booty Bonanza – Best Minecraft Server for ‘how would sex with a girl like this feel?’ fantasies! 💥🔥 #minecraft #booty #fantasy

Blocky Booty Bonanza – Best Minecraft Server for ‘how would sex with a girl like this feel?’ fantasies! 💥🔥 #minecraft #booty #fantasy

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the question on everyone’s mind is: “How would sex with a girl like this feel?” We can’t promise you’ll find the answer to that burning question here, but we can promise you a wild and wacky adventure unlike any other!

Join our server and embark on a quest to find the elusive Ender Dragon, who is rumored to have the answer to all of life’s mysteries (including that one). Along the way, you’ll encounter talking cows, dancing pigs, and maybe even a creepily friendly Enderman who just wants to chat.

But beware, not everything is as it seems on our server. Rumor has it there’s a secret underground disco party where the zombies boogie down all night long, and you’ll need to bring your best dance moves if you want to make it out alive.

So why wait? Join our Minecraft server today and see if you can uncover the truth behind the age-old question: How would sex with a girl like this feel? Or, you know, just have a good time and make some friends along the way.

Updated October 24, 2024

Players: 109/400 Uptime: 96%
Rating: 4.5 / 5
Cursed Taverns Survived: 1 Unicorn Sightings: 0
Backwards Speech Heard: 3 God-Tier Weapons Forged: 25

Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Ender Dragon reincarnations sometimes come back as friendly puppies—seriously!

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  • Survival SMP

    Survival SMP

    always hate stinky hub based pay to win servers that are botted on every minecraft server list and botted with fake players look no more with our EPIC SEMI-VANILLA (BASICALLY VANILLA BUT WITH BARLAY ANY PLUGINS AND JUST USING PAPERMC FOR LIKE 3 PLUGINS AND SO THE SERVER IS FASTER)

    Updated October 24, 2024

    Players: 102/700 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Mines Excavated: 2204 Omnipotent Charms Created: 5
    Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured: 1 Legendary Armor Sets Assembled: 28

    Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a rainbow that they could pick up and carry—now it’s the ultimate fashion accessory.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • KitPvP.at

    KitPvP.at

    KitPvP Server with lot of kits and abilities. “KitPvP.at” 1.8.8 Only) – English Language – Custom Kits – Ultimate Abilities – Events – New Content Weekly! – Upgrades – Fun

    New updates every week!

    Updated October 24, 2024

    Players: 102/400 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Titanic Battles Fought: 17 Goblin Markets Raided: 3
    Starry Nights Enjoyed: 30 Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: 5

    Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player found a magic mirror that gives daily compliments—it’s the most popular mirror on the server.

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  • Zeutium

    Zeutium

    Survival:

    – Our survival server has recently released. It has been forged by our talented staff team to bring all of you a unique, lag-free, enjoyable Survival experience – This server is in a sweet-spot where it does not drift too far away from the classic Minecraft server formula but in addition to vanilla items/blocks we have used resource and data packs to add new types of items. – Always up-to-date with the latest Minecraft versions and with quick support over bugs. – Join the fun battling our bosses, custom structures and custom items!

    Updated October 24, 2024

    Players: 92/800 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Epic Shields Constructed: 26 Twisted Realms Survived: 2
    Heavenly Choirs Heard: 4 Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: 4

    Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a wishing well that actually grants wishes—it’s now surrounded by flowers and good vibes.

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  • Eden Prison – Season 3 – Player Eco – 10 Ranks – 1.20.4 PvP – Bosses – Quests – Custom Plugins

    Eden Prison – Season 3 – Player Eco – 10 Ranks – 1.20.4 PvP – Bosses – Quests – Custom Plugins

    Eden Prison is an NO P2W Oldschool PvP focused Prison Server with custom plugins and events.

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    PvP not your thing? We have a fully fleshed out Dungeon complete with custom bosses and rewards

    Tired of all the Danger? Chill out with a game of Pool, Snake, Connect 4 and more!

    A one of a kind guard system, featuring things like handcuffs, door remotes, tasers and more!

    The Grind is truly endless with our all new Prestige system, earning unique items each prestige you cant get anywhere else

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    Season 3 just started so its the perfect time to join and we hope to see you soon! 😀

    Updated October 24, 2024

    Players: 95/200 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered: 6 Dragon Hoards Looted: 2
    Friendship Bracelets Exchanged: 26 Emeralds Found: 6649

    Random Fact: Magical Trivia: One player managed to defeat an epic boss with nothing but enchanted breadsticks—no joke!

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  • MineWave – SMP – ONEBLOCK – LIFESTEAL – BEDROCK COMPATIBLE

    MineWave – SMP – ONEBLOCK – LIFESTEAL – BEDROCK COMPATIBLE

    MineWave is a network featuring survival and competitive gamemodes such as Lifesteal, EarthSMP and OneBlock!

    JOIN MINEWAVEJava IP – minewave.net

    JOIN MINEWAVE FOR BEDROCK USERBedrock IP – br.minewave.netPort – 19132

    Updated October 24, 2024

    Players: 90/500 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Invisible Walls Found: 1 Phantom Horses Ridden: 4
    Unseen Monsters Slain: 5 Shadow Daggers Crafted: 30

    Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player once brewed a potion that made their pet bunny fly—it’s now the most popular bunny in the skies.

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  • VoxHavenMC

    VoxHavenMC

    Welcome to VoxHavenMC Where Adventure Awaits!

    1. Explore a Vast World 2. Survival Redefined 3. Epic PvP Battles 4. Exclusive Donor Ranks 5. Community driven Gameplay

    Whether you’re a seasoned player or a newcomer, VoxHavenMC provides a space for camaraderie and shared experiences.

    Updated October 24, 2024

    Players: 94/500 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Ancient Guardians Awoken: 3 Warlock Pacts Sealed: 1
    Astral Staffs Crafted: 20 Infinite Doors Opened: 3

    Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a rainbow that they could pick up and carry—now it’s the ultimate fashion accessory.

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    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • MCKsurvival

    MCKsurvival

    This is a survival only server with grief protection, ChestShop, jobs and much more. All our ranks are free and based on your playtime on the server. We have basic rules which anyone can follow. You can build up a nice community or build up an empire who wants to rule the server, its completely up to you. We also have a fully working PVP arena a server shop and much more.

    Come join, Get surviving

    Updated October 24, 2024

    Players: 110/900 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Mythical Quests Completed: 49 Hidden Passages Discovered: 2
    Moonlit Rituals Performed: 6 Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured: 3

    Random Fact: Insider Secret: Players who solve unsolvable puzzles are said to unlock the ability to talk to fish.

    New Minecraft Server
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  • Survival Place – 1.20

    Survival Place – 1.20

    NO GRIEFING (coreprotect, land claim with grief prevention)NO PVPMCMMOLANDCLAIMECONOMY (/warp shop, player shops)SURVIVAL

    survivalplace.xyz: join today.

    Updated October 24, 2024

    Players: 90/900 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Enchantments Applied: 184 Secret Passages Found: 2
    Love Letters Sent: 3 Tesseract Cubes Discovered: 4

    Random Fact: Whimsical But True: A player planted a garden of enchanted roses that sing—they’re the most beautiful alarm clocks ever.

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  • Kendallcraft

    Kendallcraft

    Vanilla-ish survival with Bedrock cross-play! We’ve been around for a few years now and just like to have fun and build

    Updated October 24, 2024

    Players: 95/900 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Dimensional Rifts Closed: 1 Cursed Villages Purged: 1
    Farms Harvested: 623 Magic Scrolls Discovered: 8

    Random Fact: Trivia: A cursed diamond was mined under a blood moon—since then, it’s been known to glow eerily in the dark.

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  • Axe Plot

    Axe Plot

    The Axe Plot community is a very kind community and our staff are always here for you no matter. We are also a crossplay network, meaning we offer Bedrock Edition support. Axe Plot is a peaceful place for you and your friends to have fun and vibe. Servers are on 1.17.1 through 1.18+ – Experience the true feel of an plot server and play for all kinds of reasons – axeplot.minehut.gg Bedrock: IP: axeplot.minehut.gg Port: 19132

    Updated October 24, 2024

    Players: 104/1000 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Goblin Markets Raided: 9 Forbidden Tomes Read: 6
    Epic Mounts Acquired: 7 Towns Built: 5

    Random Fact: Adorable Truth: A kitten was found napping inside an enchanted book—it now helps with all reading-related quests.

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  • The Androgynous Corner – Cross-platform LGBTQ+/Trans Minecraft Server (Fully Featured Survival SMP, Creative Plots, Hardcore Parkour & More)

    The Androgynous Corner – Cross-platform LGBTQ+/Trans Minecraft Server (Fully Featured Survival SMP, Creative Plots, Hardcore Parkour & More)

    At The Androgynous Corner, we’re more than just a server – we’re a diverse and inclusive community where players of all backgrounds come together to build, explore, and connect. Our server offers a fully-featured Survival SMP experience, complete with an immersive quest system designed to keep you engaged and entertained.

    But that’s not all – we’ve crafted a meticulously balanced economy using coins, allowing you to trade and thrive in our world. Navigate through the vibrant landscape and interact with NPCs scattered throughout the map, some hidden in secret corners, while others await your discovery in places like Pandora.

    In addition to our immersive Survival SMP experience, we offer a haven for builders and creators in our Creative Plots server. Here, you can claim your own plot of land and unleash your imagination, building to your heart’s content without limitations. Whether you’re crafting a majestic castle, designing a futuristic cityscape, or sculpting a tranquil garden, the only limit is your creativity.

    In addition to our immersive Survival SMP and Creative Plots servers, we’re thrilled to offer an adrenaline-fueled experience on our Hardcore Parkour Server! Test your skills, push your limits, and embark on a thrilling parkour adventure like no other. Whether you’re perfecting your technique or seeking new challenges, our Hardcore Parkour Server is the perfect place to practice and improve your skills.

    Whether you’re a seasoned builder, a daring explorer, or a quest-seeking adventurer, a parkour pro there’s something for everyone at The Androgynous Corner. Join us today and become part of our wonderful community!

    Updated October 24, 2024

    Players: 95/400 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Emeralds Found: 273 Buildings Constructed: 43
    Royal Courts Attended: 2 Ethereal Couriers Hired: 5

    Random Fact: Wild Fact: A cursed sword, when broken, can actually release the spirits trapped inside—talk about a plot twist!

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  • Clover MC

    Clover MC

    Are you ready to embark on a journey like no other in the vast world of Minecraft? Look no further than Clover MC, where survival meets adventure, and RPG elements blend seamlessly into the blocky landscape.

    Updated October 24, 2024

    Players: 105/1000 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.0 / 5
    Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered: 3 Mythical Creatures Tamed: 3
    Inverted Worlds Discovered: 0 Eldritch Beasts Summoned: 3

    Random Fact: Adorable Fact: Someone discovered a magical beanstalk that grows lollipops—it’s become the server’s favorite snack source.

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  • ⫷ Germania – Java Edition 1.20.1 ⫸

    ⫷ Germania – Java Edition 1.20.1 ⫸
    Welcome to our small German long-term survival server – Germania!

    We are two fascinated Minecraft players and hereby offer you a current 10-player server for the Java edition. The server has been in operation since May 6th, 2023, and we have already set up a start map, main world and a farm world. If there is a need, we will create a PvP arena for you.We make sure to only use plugins for administration in order to keep the server largely vanilla.We completely forego pay-to-win; paid ranks do not belong on our server.

    Since we are interested in carefree communication, the server is aimed exclusively at players who can speak German fluently. Given the lack of servers of this type, we ask players who are currently learning German to understand.

    Function, security, up-to-dateness and long-term server operation are of great importance to us in order to offer a pleasant gaming experience.

      That’s why the server is only available for one version at a time.
      If there are any problems with the plugins or in general, we will be happy to provide friendly feedback and adapt the server accordingly.
      The willful destruction of other players’ constructions as well as spam of any kind (including advertising, repeated entry/exit of the server) will result in an immediate ban!
    Take a look around at any time using our Dynmap, where you can get an overview of uninhabited areas. For a quick transfer, use the RTP function, which randomly teleports you to a location in the main world.
      You will find yourself on the start map when you enter for the first time. Next to the forum you will find a temple on the main island with a Nether and End portal. Later, a marketplace will be created on the main island, which will be managed voluntarily by the players. Items can be bought and sold. We will make land available for the player markets in the future.
      In the main world you can let your imagination run wild and build all sorts of creations. As a member, set up to three points on the map that you can teleport to from anywhere and at any time, for example your accommodation. However, we ask that you do not destroy the landscape of the main world to obtain resources.
      The so-called farm world is open to the mass removal of raw materials. There you can dig up anything you want and get material quickly and efficiently without taking the surroundings into account. For greater efficiency, we provide warps for relevant biomes.

    We hope you enjoy playing and are happy to provide feedback!

    Functional scope:/tpa , /tpaccept , /tpadeny> Request, accept, reject a teleportation from/to a player

    /sethome , /delhome > Create, delete a teleport point (up to three)

    /home > Teleport to a created teleport point

    /warp > Teleport to a public, special point; e.g. market, portals

    /rtp> Teleport to a random location in the main or farm world

    /back> Teleports you back to your last position; e.g. after death

    /msg > Send a player a private message; with ringtone

    /pay > Transfer an amount of money to a player (€)

    /vote> Vote for our server and receive €1,000 in-game currency as a thank you

    /afk> Assume AFK position (occurs automatically after two minutes)> AFK players are excluded from the required sleep percentage (50%)

    /dynmap show / hide> Make yourself visible/invisible on the Dynmap

    /nick > Manage your own nickname

    Updated October 24, 2024

    Players: 93/1000 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Endless Minecart Rides Taken: 3 Wishing Wells Wished Upon: 10
    Ancient Guardians Awoken: 1 Royal Decrees Issued: 4

    Random Fact: Random Tidbit: Dragons here prefer tea parties over battles.

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  • Mythryl Network (cross compatible)

    Mythryl Network (cross compatible)

    JUST RELEASED (1.8-1.20)

    We are thrilled to present Mythryl Network, where fun and excitement await players of all ages! Our server is dedicated to providing a diverse range of engaging and thrilling minigames that will keep you entertained for hours on end. Whether you are a seasoned Minecraft player or new to the game, our server offers a friendly and welcoming community where you can join in on the action.

    Updated October 24, 2024

    Players: 105/100 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Warlock Amulets Crafted: 11 Hedge Mazes Navigated: 8
    Shadow Daggers Crafted: 28 Wilderness Tamed: 5

    Random Fact: Did you hear? The server’s haunted chests sometimes sing lullabies at night.

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  • SafeVanilla

    SafeVanilla

    Welcome to Safe Vanillal!

    IP – mc.safevanilla.com

    If you are looking for a safe and reliable server to build on that has been online for a long time and never resets then look no further!

    We try to keep things as close to vanilla as possible with very few commands. However we do have grief prevention so none of your precious builds will get destroyed by griefers or trolls. The server will always be running on the latest update of Minecraft to make sure you don’t miss out on anything important. We also make sure that everyone feels free to be who they truly are.

    Come hang out with us!

    Updated October 24, 2024

    Players: 100/700 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: 1 Star Shards Collected: 73
    Eldritch Beasts Summoned: 2 Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: 8

    Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player once discovered a magical pond that reflects your happiest memory—it’s become the go-to spot for daydreaming.

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