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Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the question on everyone’s mind is: “How would sex with a girl like this feel?” We can’t promise you’ll find the answer to that burning question here, but we can promise you a wild and wacky adventure unlike any other!

Join our server and embark on a quest to find the elusive Ender Dragon, who is rumored to have the answer to all of life’s mysteries (including that one). Along the way, you’ll encounter talking cows, dancing pigs, and maybe even a creepily friendly Enderman who just wants to chat.

But beware, not everything is as it seems on our server. Rumor has it there’s a secret underground disco party where the zombies boogie down all night long, and you’ll need to bring your best dance moves if you want to make it out alive.

So why wait? Join our Minecraft server today and see if you can uncover the truth behind the age-old question: How would sex with a girl like this feel? Or, you know, just have a good time and make some friends along the way.

Updated October 27, 2024

Players:	99/300	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Void Gems Collected:	19	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	18
Dragon Scales Harvested:	220	Pirate Ships Raided:	3

Random Fact: Random Tidbit: Dragons here prefer tea parties over battles.

CraftINC

CraftINC Is A Whitelist Build Server For The Best Of builders We Strive To Build A Great Community And Great stuff, And A Great Time While We Do

Apply For Whitelist: http://craftinc.enjin.com/ ip: Craftinc.mcph.co:26075

Updated October 27, 2024

Players:	96/800	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Haunted Chests Opened:	1	Divine Relics Bestowed:	5
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	1	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	3

Random Fact: Legendary Tale: A phantom knight once handed over a magical scroll in exchange for a cup of tea—how polite!

Nathans Simple Survival

Survival

Introduction Welcome to Simple Survival! A community based server built on quality service and an Almost Vanilla Experience. Almost, you say? Here at Simple Survival, we try to provide the best survival experience possible, but at the same time, allowing our members to have a little more freedom. Instead of a pure vanilla server where a player may be prone to griefing and stealing, we have installed a few backend plugins so you won’t have to worry. McMMO gives the server a simple non-invasive skill system that provides goals for the players and allows for competition. At Simple Survival, we hope to provide the friendliest and most mature community for your Minecraft Multiplayer needs.

PLEASE APPLY THROUGH OUR WEBSITE. APPLICATIONS WILL BE ACCEPTED WITHIN AN HOUR.

Updated October 27, 2024

Players:	106/700	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	1	Love Letters Sent:	9
New Chunks Explored:	238682	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	10

Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player found a magic mirror that gives daily compliments—it’s the most popular mirror on the server.

Phobos PVP

Factions, PvP, Raiding, Survival

Supporting 1.8.1-1.8.7 clients Hand Drawn Customs Biomes Map! Raid, kill, grief, steal, betray, smash, burn.. We aren’t hosted at mcpro-whatever like most servers… We host ourselves from a state-of-the-art data center in Atlanta, GA. IP: server.phobospvp.com Website http://phobospvp.com Also, forget just TNT… Grenades Flashbangs Creeper Eggs Napalm and even NUKES to wreck other Factions. Raid, kill, grief, steal, betray, smash, burn… Or just frikkin’ nuke it all. The Machine: We aren’t hosted at mcpro-whatever like most servers… We host ourselves on a machine with: 4x Intel(R) Xeon(R) CPU E5-2690 0 @ 2.90GHz cores | 16GB of memory | Run from SSD with custom HDD backups 2x daily. Hosted from a state-of-the-art data center in Atlanta, GA.

Updated October 27, 2024

Players:	109/600	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	7	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4
Phantom Horses Ridden:	4	Dragonkin Hatched:	5

Random Fact: Fun Fact: An immortal potion once caused a player to grow flowers every time they sneezed!

Escapecraft

Creative, Economy, Mini Games, Survival, Survival Games

• Server IP: escapecraft.com • No Whitelist • Brand New Survival World • Latest Spigot with dozens of plugins • Friendly Staff & Community

Updated October 27, 2024

Players:	99/400	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	2	Powerful Allies Recruited:	8
Ghost Trains Ridden:	1	Star Shards Collected:	91

Random Fact: Fun Fact: The last chaos emerald discovered was found inside a potato. No one knows how it got there.

qubecraft

Updated October 27, 2024

Players:	105/300	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Infinite Doors Opened:	2	Holy Grails Found:	1
Endless Staircases Climbed:	1	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	10

Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A friendship bracelet exchange led to the discovery of a hidden portal—turns out, it opens to a world full of fluffy bunnies.

VDHI Craft

VDHI Craft is an awesome PVP, Faction, War, McMMo, and Raiding server!

We have extremely nice staff, lots of fun things to do, and much, much more!

We believe on having a small-slot server. We believe that this is an advantage over 100+ slot servers because this allows you to make alot of friends and stay in touch, and battle the enemys. Too many people = not enough interaction.

If you just want to survive the wilderness, do some Hunger Games, fight someone in our pvp arenas or co-op in our mobarena, build statues, or just make new friends, VDHI craft is for you.

VDHI Craft stands for Vitler1942, Dark_Warrior_1, havingreatfun, and ImTotallyTechy, the head people of the server. ImTotallyTechy is the owner and havingreatfun, Dark_Warrior_1 and Vitler1942 are admins.

Dark_Warrior_1 was recently revoked of his admin powers due to abuse. We did to so to protect our players and continue a safe and fun playing and pvp envoirment.

You can visit us online at vdhicraft.com

You can join us at mc.vdhicraft.com

Updated October 27, 2024

Players:	107/600	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Villages Defended:	5	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	9
Magical Ponies Rescued:	7	Gods Slained:	2

Random Fact: Wholesome Lore: A hidden village was discovered where everyone bakes cookies—they give them out for free to travelers.

Legitland

A very fun server that tries to keep it’s gameplay as close to vanilla as possible , while providing the player with the essential things they need to have an optimal experience.

Updated October 27, 2024

Players:	93/500	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	37	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	15
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	2	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	9

Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player built a house entirely out of enchanted marshmallows—soft, sweet, and always smells like vanilla.

VcGaming

Factions

We Are A Hardcore Faction Server, Are World Boarder is Small Which Makes The Raids Better! Come Check Us Out And Stay For A While You”ll Enjoy What You See! We Also Run Custom Plugins Which Helps The Server TenFold!

Updated October 27, 2024

Players:	105/900	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Time-Warping Watches Found:	1	Phantom Ships Sailed:	2
Ores Mined:	2693	Magical Ponies Rescued:	2

Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player found a baby dragon who thinks it’s a puppy—it even fetches sticks (and sometimes small trees).

Artesanato Scavenger

Scavenger Crafts

Updated October 27, 2024

Players:	106/100	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2
Wilderness Tamed:	6	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	12

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Drinking witch’s brew in the middle of a storm can sometimes summon a giant frog—totally unplanned!

pignation

Economy, PvP

1.5.1 MINECRAFT

Hi, my name is Rowan Bos,

I am the owner of the spectacular ‘Pignation’ minecraft servers; we at Pignationaim to make you experience the very best of a brilliant game!

Our minecraft servers experience minimal lag and a superb set of staff who will help you with any queries, or problems.

Updated October 27, 2024

Players:	109/200	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	4	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	46
Goblin Markets Raided:	3	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	1

Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player found a baby dragon who thinks it’s a puppy—it even fetches sticks (and sometimes small trees).

tcccast

Hello, we are a PVP/Freebuild/Surivalgames, but we are all somehow, in any case, the team consists of 4 people and that is enough for the beginning, so no, we are not looking for mods yet. We already had a few servers, but they mostly went offline due to time, but since we now have all the time, we are trying again with our new server. We hope that it will be more successful this time and we need you for that. We still have a lot of open projects such as: Spleef, Mobarena etc. but we would still look forward to seeing you. Joining is worth it and doesn’t hurt, I promise. 🙂

Updated October 27, 2024

Players:	101/700	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	18	Powerful Allies Recruited:	8
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	8	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	36

Random Fact: Trivia: The last enchanted forest planted was accidentally grown upside down, yet it thrived—go figure!

Majkrafci

Updated October 27, 2024

Players:	91/400	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3	Unseen Monsters Slain:	4
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	23	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3

Random Fact: Did you know? When a reality-bending puzzle is solved, it sometimes turns nearby players into walking marshmallows.

Safehouse Survival

Start from very little. You have a safe house, and some tools.

Fight/Mine and build your way to the End.

Updated October 27, 2024

Players:	100/500	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2	Demon Skulls Collected:	48
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1	Crystal Wands Charged:	11

Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Gnome villages are protected by invisible walls that only activate when someone says “magic beans.”

KruXoR

Economy, Factions, PvP

We are a Factions PVP Survival server. Established on December 2012

Updated October 27, 2024

Players:	91/400	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Immortal Anvils Forged:	6	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	3
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	17	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	6

Random Fact: Did you hear? A player once rode a unicorn straight into a dimension hop, and they haven’t stopped laughing since.

Bredland

Norwiagon Server PvP Faction

Updated October 27, 2024

Players:	93/100	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	4	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	19
Divine Relics Bestowed:	15	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2

Random Fact: Legendary Tale: A phantom knight once handed over a magical scroll in exchange for a cup of tea—how polite!