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Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the question on everyone’s mind is: “How would sex with a girl like this feel?” We can’t promise you’ll find the answer to that burning question here, but we can promise you a wild and wacky adventure unlike any other!

Join our server and embark on a quest to find the elusive Ender Dragon, who is rumored to have the answer to all of life’s mysteries (including that one). Along the way, you’ll encounter talking cows, dancing pigs, and maybe even a creepily friendly Enderman who just wants to chat.

But beware, not everything is as it seems on our server. Rumor has it there’s a secret underground disco party where the zombies boogie down all night long, and you’ll need to bring your best dance moves if you want to make it out alive.

So why wait? Join our Minecraft server today and see if you can uncover the truth behind the age-old question: How would sex with a girl like this feel? Or, you know, just have a good time and make some friends along the way.

Updated October 28, 2024

Players:	108/400	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Phoenix Feathers Found:	14	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	18
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	30	Invisible Pathways Walked:	8

Random Fact: Fun Fact: The last chaos emerald discovered was found inside a potato. No one knows how it got there.

CraftShark Network

About CraftShark:

Craftshark is a server that rewards you for your being on the server such as PvPing, Mining, avoiding stuiff and many more! we have a good voting system thats linked on the server website at http://craftshark.net which rewards you $200 and 10 Gold Ingots per vote, you are able to vote at 10 and more websites per everyone 10 hours and the highest voter for the month gets a free donation rank! Note you can view how many times you have voted on the website at http://craftshark.net/vote

At craftshark the staff actully listen to you and your needs, when you require assestance please give the staff member he/she time to teloport to you or finish helping another member on the server.

Craftshark has a welly balanced money system at the shops you are able to buy items by right clicking a buy/sell sign buy you may wounder why some blocks dont have a sell sign on them well to sell items on the server there is a easy command you can do its called sell hand to use this command grab the item in your hand that you want to sell and type /sell hand then the item will be taken off you and the money will be acctounted into your account

CraftShark is a Hardcore PvP Factions server with a balanced and fair setup that rewards skill instead of time played or hacking. The server has a deep and rewarding economy driven by the players themselves and based on real economics. We have a 24/7 dedicated server with 16GB of RAM. We have a dedicated population and active community, international, experienced and professional staff, and dedication to our players.

Server Information! IP: play.craftshark.net

Main Website: http://craftshark.net

Updated October 28, 2024

Players:	93/800	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	3	Void Gems Collected:	31
Lava Oceans Crossed:	2	Forbidden Doors Opened:	1

Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone built a house out of enchanted gingerbread—it’s sturdy, sweet, and smells like Christmas all year round.

ZorroCraft

A minecraft server (still being set up)

Updated October 28, 2024

Players:	98/1000	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Dark Rituals Completed:	3	Mythical Relics Collected:	9
Gryphons Tamed:	3	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4

Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player accidentally enchanted their bed to sing lullabies—now they fall asleep faster than ever.

hDunno

hDunno started in early April of 2013. We’re always looking for new players.

We are a small group of community-minded players ranging all ages. We have a good amount of ‘regulars’ and would like to invite any of those to the server that enjoy building with a steady set of players.

Server address is: mc.hdunno.com

24/7 – Reliable Host – No Lag

plugins: DynMap, Essentials, CoreProtect, ProtectionStones, and tons more

We use Essentials Economy to offer a currency based economy system. We have a full size shop with all sorts of goods as well as an extensive enchantment shop. Come check them out!

Survival: If you enjoy playing survival, our map, Glacier, has a brand new railway that connects many islands and is fun to get around on. Find a spot near one of the rail stations and start building!

Factions: Factions used to be quite popular on our server. Many factions were established and bases built. Fortunately, after a server reset all of those bases became unclaimed. Now’s your chance to score some loot and set up shop!

Creative: Our creative world, Wool World, is also available to allow you to build ’til your hearts content. We often team up on builds then copy them over to the survival world or spawn. 🙂

Mini-games: Can’t forget the game lobby. We’ve got Spleef, Kit PvP, Hide n Seek, and Skyblock.

Updated October 28, 2024

Players:	100/900	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Twisted Realms Survived:	3	Phantom Ships Sailed:	5
Ether Blades Crafted:	18	Dragon Hoards Looted:	2

Random Fact: Did you know? The most recent world-altering spell accidentally turned a mountain into a giant chocolate cake.

onepeace

Updated October 28, 2024

Players:	97/400	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Undead Armies Raised:	4	Portal Loops Escaped:	2
Enchanted Forests Planted:	10	Rainbows Spotted:	3

Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player once discovered a magical pond that reflects your happiest memory—it’s become the go-to spot for daydreaming.

ocd

When discussing minecraft I am aware that ocd is an amazing texture pack by the even more amazing disco, but mostly the term ocd stands for the well known uncontrollable need to achieve perfection. Even in places where no-one will ever see. That’s the server’s ambition in a nutshell. Hence the name. Now YOU are that player that squeezes every last drop of power out of your machine to run that new shadermod or HD texture pack, or tries to get better at – let’s say – landscaping. If you recognize yourself as this type of player you are more than welcome to check out the server and help it become AWESOME.

Updated October 28, 2024

Players:	99/600	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Ores Mined:	6113	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1
Phantom Knights Defeated:	8	Zombie Dances:	2

Random Fact: Random Tidbit: Dragons here prefer tea parties over battles.

BRAJO

READING

Updated October 28, 2024

Players:	96/1000	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Astral Projections Made:	2	Dragon Eggs Found:	595
Cursed Taverns Survived:	2	Secret Passages Found:	4

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a wishing well that actually grants wishes—it’s now surrounded by flowers and good vibes.

Spyte PvP

We have great staff. Lots of fun minigames, factions, time to time drop partys, pvp, arenas, And lots more!

Updated October 28, 2024

Players:	110/400	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	3	Infernal Machines Built:	0
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	2	Celestial Crowns Worn:	2

Random Fact: Magical Trivia: One player managed to defeat an epic boss with nothing but enchanted breadsticks—no joke!

BogRealms

BogRealms is a server that has minigames, survival games, Survival, and much more. With a friendly staff, you will never have a bad time!

Updated October 28, 2024

Players:	97/1000	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Phantom Rings Equipped:	8	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	0	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	9

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Teleportation mishaps are the leading cause of unexpected interdimensional friendships.

HeilCraft

HeilCraft is a 24/7 action packed, never-a-dull-moment kind of MC Server. With Bending!

Updated October 28, 2024

Players:	103/700	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	11	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	24
Forbidden Tomes Read:	7	Reality Distortions Fixed:	3

Random Fact: Did you know? The server’s cozy campfires never go out, even in the rain!

AgedCraft

Welcome to Agedcraft.

Minecraft 1.7.2 Hosted in the US Plenty of events/minigames Creative plots Survival and PvP Hungergames

Dedicated & mature staff, experience in running servers and a goal to make the best possible experience for players.

We take any feedback and suggestions into great consideration in order to make it a fun server for everyone to play on.

We hope you enjoy the server!

Updated October 28, 2024

Players:	106/100	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	0	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	10
Pirate Ships Captured:	2	Magical Ponies Rescued:	6

Random Fact: Did you hear? The server’s haunted chests sometimes sing lullabies at night.

UrbanCraftNetwork

Creative, Mini Games, PvP, Survival

Economy Free & Citybuild PvP Survival Games Nette Community Teamspeak-Server

Updated October 28, 2024

Players:	97/500	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	12
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	4	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	7

Random Fact: Did you know? When the first dimensional rift was closed, it rained candy for a week.

TitanPvP

An Extreme PvP Minecraft server for experienced PvP players only. This server has a wonderful set of staff and plugins! Apply for staff at www.titanpvp.weebly.com

Updated October 28, 2024

Players:	99/100	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	5	Twisted Realms Survived:	1

Random Fact: Trivia: The last enchanted forest planted was accidentally grown upside down, yet it thrived—go figure!

ThePrisonServer

Anarchy, Hardcore, Prison, PvP, Roleplay

ThePrisonServer is a 24/7 prison server. You will start off as any other prisoner in real life would start out, at the bottom of the totem pole, as you work your way up there will be new skills, levels, items, shops and even housing. There are 5 obtainable ranks D-Prisoner C-Prisoner, B-Prisoner, A-Prisoner, and Elite-Prisoner. Each offer a Different and challenging way to rank up. There is PvP in most locations, besides the Selling and Mining areas. Hope to see you on ThePrisonServer, and remember “Dont Drop The Soap!’

ThePrisonServer has tons of ranks, and more planned to come in the future. Ranks on the server are obtained with the in-game currency. You can earn in-game currency by mining and doing jobs around each of the blocks. You get to the next rank by typing /rankup.

The rank of criminal is the default rank. You use this rank to go through the tutorial and learn how to play on ThePrisonServer. To get to the next rank type /rankup then /spawn.

D-Prisoner is the first rank you actually play as. The goal of a D-Prisoner is to mine and chop trees to rank-up to C-block. Ranking up will cost $40,000 and grant you access to C-Block.

C-Prisoner is the second rank you can achieve. In C-Block you will Mine and chop down trees to rank-up. The mine now also has gold! Ranking up will cost $140,000 and grant you access to B-Block.

B-Prisoner is the third rank of ThePrisonServer. B-Block now has diamonds to mine. Also a very difficult parkour course to enchant your items. Ranking up will cost $250,000 and grant you access to A-Block.

Updated October 28, 2024

Players:	91/600	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Meteorite Armor Created:	15	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	5
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	1	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	12

Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone built a house out of enchanted gingerbread—it’s sturdy, sweet, and smells like Christmas all year round.

Terminal

Terminal is a 24/7 faction PVP server. We have zero lag, great staff, and need players and donators! Join today!

Updated October 28, 2024

Players:	94/700	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	3	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	6
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	3	Players Killed by Monsters:	1611

Random Fact: Trivia: The last enchanted forest planted was accidentally grown upside down, yet it thrived—go figure!

AmbarCraft

Creative, Mini Games, PvP, Survival

AmbarCraft is a fun and friendly multiworld server in which you can rank up and enjoy yourself in the world which best suits you 🙂

We currently run 2 main worlds (+ Their nethers and Ends): – Survival World (Normal survival with a bunch of fun plugins like mcMMO, iConomy and others!) – Creative World (Everyone is set to creative mode; here you can build everything you can imagine)

In order to get started at AmbarCraft, you will need to complete any one quest of your choice from our 8 available; ranging from easy to extremely hard 😉

Tech Info: The server should be lag free for all players, even under heavy loads. Backups are done regularly and griefing can be rolled back easily.

Updated October 28, 2024

Players:	103/100	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Haunted Forests Traversed:	5	Players Killed by Monsters:	1889
Whispering Shadows Heard:	4	Powerful Allies Recruited:	3

Random Fact: Fun Fact: An immortal potion once caused a player to grow flowers every time they sneezed!